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 duckfarts's Aggro-Gator

 NashtasticVoyage: For one who is born, death is certain. For one who is dead, birth is certain. Therefore, you should not grieve over that which is inevitable.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: you could probably tone this down i mean cosplay wizard with authentic flaming skull doesnt really add anything to this message.
 skittles: Well, duh...
 Whatever: So are taxes
 duckfarts: I will rad this no matter how many times this pops up
 Amy Housewine: Metal.
Image 227902   01-20-18 02:10am     Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 King Polly: You make a grown man cryyyyy. You make a grown man cryyyyy.
 tib gubb: we actually had a whole separate optical drive that was permanently attached to a hifi stereo, and we used that only for music. we couldn't even watch movies on them, yet!
 addend: (Mixes up discs. Gets BSOD on stereo.)
 9inchfails: It's all Marilyn manson.
 Scoo: Part of a 10-CD set
Image 224670   01-03-18 08:47am     Uploaded by    fracking
 Alkavarion: Hi Rad.
 LaeMi: Do you have problems with RAD sticking to your fur?
 a robot: @duckfarts I love your cat! I had a calico named Penny who lived to be nearly 20 and was the sweetest, most loving cat of all time
 werterland: He/she is so pretty! And looks super soft! :D
 Derp Herpigan: This is CAT
 Dreforian: "This is NOT how you get cat pictures on the Internet" "O RLY"
 Ulillillia: Radico
Image 142578   11-06-16 10:31am     Uploaded by    duckfarts
 trelyate: silly kitty, that's not how you rad vote things
 ThatGuy: This. This right here. This is rad.
 a robot: @duckfarts I will never stop rad voting your kitteh
 Bluetocracy: self-explanitory
 Skaalar: "Try and take it. Sucka."
Image 142428   11-05-16 4:03pm     Uploaded by    duckfarts
 fanny: @duckfarts no, but if you rotate it 360 degrees it'll work (at least it did for me) cute puppers!!
 DerMantis: @Ulillillia @Hiddentigerma Are @Knice dogs?
 annterland: @a robot idk, but something is doing him a frighten
 Knice: Sneaky puppo swipin' a Rad.
 duckfarts: hrm, i guess phone uploads don't respect photo orientation...
 a robot: @annterland Dog is unsure why s/he is sideways
 Hiddentigerma: @Ulillillia You don't get the reference do you?
 Ulillillia: @Hiddentigerma BUT ARE DOGS NICE?
 Hiddentigerma: @Nope I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE.
 Annoying Vegan : Wanna snuggle that dog
 Hyphae: No Bad- elections rigged. Elsewhere, in Florida, elderly puppers vexed by unclear instructions on rip-to-vote plush squeaky toy ballots, already dubbed as "HangingLegChadGate"
 Firm Buttocks: This is ARF
 annterland: Pupper looks unsure
 Nope: dogs cant vote...
Image 142405   11-05-16 1:47pm     Uploaded by    duckfarts
 jokertothethief: She's beautiful!
 Annoying Vegan : My, what pretty eyes you have!
 Warrax: "I'm a RADhole. I wear fur."
 a robot: That is a rad cat, I love calicos :3
 cizhiresb: this cat isn't purple you're disappointing
 SomeCanadian: Meow. *plots your death*
 Knice: catfarts :-)
 hajjpodge: Checks out.
 Mr. Shine: That is the raddest of cats.
Image 142198   11-04-16 1:54pm     Uploaded by    duckfarts
 piratepom: It was me all along!
 Magma Safe: @Ping or @ignatz needs to give this the ole' spicy mascot.
 Supermansbrother: Wat.
 canada: stupid
 Bert Bertbert: Safe! Exciting Real! ATOMIC ENERGY
 dobbiesdoogs: and that's how babby formed
Image 128424   08-29-16 7:03pm     Uploaded by    duckfarts
 savvoy: I can't but wonder, if the police didn't resort to the "command voice" so quickly, maybe there wouldn't be as many shootings. After all, yelling in someone's face while pointing a gun at them is unlikely to garner a calm and reasoned response.
Image 127422   08-24-16 8:47pm     Uploaded by    duckfarts
 duckfarts: @sh1tbird hot dog
 Moldred: nosir, I didn't like it
 ModelTRex: Would a dog wear pantyhose like this... or like this?
 Wet farts: What the fuck
 Poop Bird: thats hot
 kalligrapher: @midnightmosesuk Listen ... get me a pair of gardening gloves & a magnifying glass or I won't help.
 hearsegirl: rad for patient pupper pantyhose
 hearsegirl: i wonder if it works like a thundershirt.
 Agamemnon Triforce: @midnightmosesuk I'll hold the tail, you go to town.
 midnightmosesuk: I've got an erection. I think I need help.
 sparename: 'It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again'
 chhumphrey: Somebody's fetish
 5 Headed Snake God: I've heard of putting lipstick on a pig, but this is new.
 Skaalar: Strangely erotic
 DarkTeddy: Thats not nice
Image 127329   08-24-16 1:26pm     Uploaded by    duckfarts
 Jotun: How can he nap after doing several doots of cocaine?
 jslz: Charlie Sheen.
 SomeCanadian: I be dootin'. They be hatin'
 Thyming: Jesus Christ! Provided a spook warning next time. About had a heart-attack!
 Christina: He accepted the challenge: #126056.
 Christina: Remembering the graduation: #126083.
 Warrax: nap and do coke errday in da mf'in share zone. or dont. bitch
 iCEy: Beauty doots in coke orgy after sex with 100 Senors Esqueletos
Image 126090   08-18-16 12:09pm     Uploaded by    duckfarts
 tomatosaws: comment unrelated
 Slamajama: No truer words spoken or silk screened
 Micro Jackson: Twas the Beast
 willowsprite: So stop at 99.
 jslz: Makes sense.
 Alkavarion: Hey, if that's how you kill beauty, it goes out on a high note at least!
 SomeCanadian: As we say in my homeland...
 msmstud: "...and all I got was laid, this lousy sweater, and a high-five."
 Christina: At least Beauty had nice ending.
 Warrax: What a way to go tho.
 PenguinBartender: Adlibs are fun.
Image 126088   08-18-16 12:03pm     Uploaded by    duckfarts
 a robot: A wizard did it.
 Back Door Dan: this seems unnecessary
 jslz: Why would someone go to the trouble of registering the phrase "wizard fart" - like there's going to be a sudden lawsuit over who registered it first.
 Alkavarion: And that's how the universe was made.
 DrPhibes: YOU SHALL NOT PASS (gas)
 fullofwind: PRRRRRT
Image 126086   08-18-16 11:47am     Uploaded by    duckfarts
 Jotun: Now to pay off my dootent loans.
 NoRagrets: "Testing...doot doot doot."
 Slamajama: Ted Bundy talks
 Micro Jackson: Well, that speech just about killed me
 Micro Jackson: Well, that speech just about killed me
 Joseph: "I'll keep this short...."
 SomeCanadian: He's just glad to be here.
 Mad Collager: A victim is posed speaking at the Hannibal Lecturn.
 Christina: After the party: #126090.
 Warrax: I want to be just like you when I grow up.
 Peter Pantsless: Finally earned that degree
 Dick Inspector: How did you get a shot of my graduation keynote speaker?
 fanny: he died dooting what he loved
 Christina: "I would like to say thanks to Dr. Brennan..."
 DonkeyPuncher: Clint Eastwood is still giving talks? Oh God, there's the chair behind him too.
 Derp Herpigan: @Knice and there goes my opportunity for +
 Knice: Giving the Valedootorian Speech.
Image 126083   08-18-16 11:26am     Uploaded by    duckfarts
 Jaunty Shrimp: Is it me(ow) you're looking for?
 a robot: @Scoo No, my cat has a normal cat body......FOR NOW
 Beef Supreme: Translator is busted. That cat would be begging for death.
 Micro Jackson: Ack! Ack!
 A duck: @Jayfu: Steven Hawcat
 Christina: I, for one, welcome our new cat-headed robotic overlords.
 SomeCanadian: Well, this is officially the singularity.
 kswat: The Resurrection of Toonces
 Derp Herpigan: How do you do, fellow cats?
 Jayfu: Steven Meowking
 jackthesmack: @a robot 's cat?
 DonkeyPuncher: 07734
 buds420: Hi.
Image 126077   08-18-16 10:31am     Uploaded by    duckfarts
 Science: Bones Brigade
 Jotun: Skate or die
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Knice Classic comment
 msmstud: The skateboard alone would have me on the ground.
 digabigpig: Who are good buddies? We're good buddies
 A duck: da share z0ne: now on aggro-gator
 SomeCanadian: Apple for scale.
 Bluetocracy: when you've got both feet in the coffin, but neither on the ground.
 Ment Thorp: Truckin' ... like the doo-dah man...
 avemaria: doot, doot, banana!
 jslz: huh so "b-o-n-e-r" gets replaced with "nachos"? That must make sexting a bitch for mods.
 jslz: He made a nachos.
 Fishy: Esqueleto in the prime of his youth.
 Knice: Bony Hawk
Image 126070   08-18-16 09:31am     Uploaded by    duckfarts
 hanky: @Meow Lolol
 Shay: Cock-a-doodle-does
 msmstud: They have interests in common. Good for them.
 John Singapore: You should look out for that.
 A duck: "It says 'True Love' in English."
 Christina: That's what happens when you date a shemale.
 Bianxing: @Trick Question That's a shirt I need.
 Trick Question: @jslz Spencer's never had anything that amusing. Fortunately, there is an internet.
 jslz: @Trick Question You must have been bummed out when they were closing Spencer's Gifts stores
 Trick Question: I need one that says "she loves the cock" and the arrow points downward. (I do have one that says "If you think my tits are nice" and then in fine print below "you should see my balls"...)
 Firm Buttocks: That is an interesting arm
 Meow: Who doesn't?
 Knice: The spark died years ago; they're just staying together for the cock's sake.
Image 126069   08-18-16 09:26am     Uploaded by    duckfarts
 romangreek: @bug You get em
 Hosebag: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
 Fiasco: @Knice I didnt have time before but now I've looked up Kuli, and I'm changing it to 1000000x radder
 Christina: "Dang it, human!"
 sumodrsn: 1100 cats went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about half an hour. Tiger..
 whiplash: Pirate cat lost his black eye-patch.
 Bluetocracy: wahahaha surf cat!
 Fiasco: @bug This cat is 7x radder than us all.
 Cami: Winky would be a good name.
 bug: This cat is approximately 7 times radder than me.
 Knice: Hi, Kuli!
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