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 Dr Awkward: @Niels Bohr Oh rad, I love the western slope. My wife and I used to live on the front range and did our honeymoon our in that area (wineries!). She also lived in Crawford for a month, looking after some horses.
 Niels Bohr: @Dr Awkward hellos from Fruita, CO. The west is the best, especially the high desert.
 Dr Awkward: @fanny Thanks!!
 Dr Awkward: @Niels Bohr Northern AZ. The part of AZ that doesn't make you melt to death.
 Ted Hebert: I sas a goat eat a tin can once. It changed me.
 fanny: and i thought they were RAD even before i knew they were your actual goats @Dr Awkward!! extra RAD!
 Ulillillia: Totes
 Niels Bohr: @Dr Awkward this is beautiful. Where are you?
 Dr Awkward: Deez mah goats :)
Image 201031   09-02-17 10:47am     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 Lantry: @Ulillillia and let me play among the stars?
 Donut: Let's see...96, 97, 98...Harry, we need one more red balloon.
 Ulillillia: Fly me with balloons o/
Image 200805   09-01-17 05:48am     Uploaded by    BaconCake
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 I'm part scandinavian, so I don't tan too well. Plus this was in March (a decade ago, actually)
 piranharama: The spice flowed
 dangerkeith3000: time to get a tan on those cheeks
Image 199455   08-25-17 11:26am     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 Nopetology: @dangerous dave @tib gubb @Dr Awkward I was also thinking that it could be a grass skirt at first, but a grass skirt being so close to the huge package of spaghetti on top of the desk seemed unlikely..
 dangerous dave: @Dr Awkward My eye went straight to the noodles on the chair, too. TBH, I hadn't even seen the stain on the floor -- which probably tells you even *more* about my childhood, if it comes to that.
 Dr Awkward: @LancesLeftNut @tib gubb Uh, grass hula skirt is my best bet... I don't remember any of my roomates practicing Pastafarianism
 tib gubb: @Dr Awkward no man, there are noodles on the chair. NOODLES ON THE CHAIR!
 Dr Awkward: @petepuma @Side Boob @tib gubb @dangerous dave @Knice @LancesLeftNut @Nopetology Ok, so the real story here: I rented a room in a house during grad school, and shared the house with 3 other guys (all undergrads... that explains the general grossness of the house). Anyway, one weekend everyone else was gone, and I woke up to a loud pop. I ran out to the dining room and that is what I saw. My heart was racing, as I thought there was a murder, but it was just a juice concentrate that had apparently started to ferment in the container and exploded from the pressure.
 petepuma: there's vomit on his sweater already
 Side Boob: What's with the CSI pictures?
 tib gubb: i'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that there were some drugs involved here at some point
 dangerous dave: I hate that I have a strong suspicion that I know what's happened here -- because I hate that, if this were a photo from my childhood, what it would be is evidence of a parental squabble that got so petty and childish that the two supposed adults in the room eventually just flipped out and started hurling the food and dishes at each other.
 LancesLeftNut: Is that basghetti, or just a grass hula skirt? Those would be some long ass noodles...
 Knice: Time for fire.
 Nopetology: I was sure this was a crime scene at first. Now I'm just wondering how someone can fail at making spaghetti on such a massive scale. Username/upload, perhaps?
Image 199438   08-25-17 08:47am     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 Ronick: Why doesn't this have a watermark yet, ita been posted atleast seven times tjis month
 Robespierre: "Musta made a wrong turn at Albuquerque."
 funny in the wall: That's sad, I'm sorry @kinggheedra
 El Barto: You're not the boss of me, Mum. I go where I like. Maybe I want to get stuck in the pond for 2 days and bathe in my own excrement...did you ever think of that?
 kinggheedra: This picture stressed me out so i googled donkeys so i could look at donkeys who were ok. But the first search result was about an arkansas man who raped a donkey and now i feel worse.
 Teechur: Is he STILL stuck in that hole?
 ASTER: Help him!!
 Scoo: I can't tell the difference
 ignatz: Christ what an asshole
Image 195114   08-03-17 11:47am     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 XLY: they say things like swag, yolo, and have more fidget spinners than hands at all times
 Air Biscuit: Are they named "scradly"
 Dr Awkward: "Fart."
 Amy Housewine: 'Know' in the Biblical sense.
 DrinkMixMan: They giggle when they hear the word "cockroach?"
 redmonkey3: By taste ?
Image 194070   07-29-17 01:38am     Uploaded by    brutal
 Hosebag: They both have bear arms.
 SomeCanadian: Your dog is big.
 Rev80: Disney movies are looking more and more realistic all the time..
 SunWukong: Nomf.
 a robot: The Bear and the Maiden Fair
 Christina: The Beauty and the Bear.
Image 193923   07-28-17 11:26am     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 Felicity: At least its programmed to lie to spare your feelings, like in Isaac Asimovs Liar!
 ASTER: @SunWukong I didn't know we even had two Orns to choose from.
 Hosebag: Everybody, let's give it up for Humor-Bot 5.0.
 Ihminen: "Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer or F.I.S.T.O. Please assume the position."
 Scoo: Uhh... Beep Boop Beep
 Scoo: Just because one is programmed to be /able/ to love, doesn't mean one /does/
 SunWukong: I LIKE BOTHORN!!!
Image 193134   07-24-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Image IGD   07-21-17 09:43am     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 Rev80: This is why you don't chug a mayonnaise milkshake..
 Spazstatic: Also lives in Taiwan.
 Spazstatic: Oh, it's M38. He's The original motorcycle vlogger or something, loves in Taiwan. Last I checked he had broken his legs in an accident.
 Felicity: This is why they close the dining area at noon
 Thurb Grunombies: Too hot?
 bug: Username upload combo
 dangerkeith3000: slurp it up from your helmet.
 Psymon: What did you expect from a McDonalds shake?
 trelyate: "so, uh, you gonna eat that barf?"
Image 191841   07-17-17 9:26pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 Aemuli: Mom and dad, what's the Super Bowl?
 scribbs: "Mom! Dad! Gross!"
Image 191219   07-14-17 6:26pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Image IDY   07-14-17 4:21pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: @DrinkMixMan Awesome, Phoenix is a place I go to, so I may have to check it out!
 DrinkMixMan: @Dr Awkward Art gallery in the Phoenix, AZ area. Artist is Martin Wittfooth. He does a great job with the color of the fire.
 Dr Awkward: @DrinkMixMan Oh cool, where?
 DrinkMixMan: I've seen this painting in person a few times. Photo doesn't do justice to vibrancy of the actual image.
 Kim: My world's on fire. How 'bout yours?
 Felicity: Memory overload
 piranharama: Elephlambe!
 Wet farts: This is fine
Image 191158   07-14-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 Mr Bleak: You produced *that* in VB? Imagine what you could have done in C#...
 SomeCanadian: Fantastic Beasts sequel looking... pretty good.
 Robespierre: That's one hell of a science project you have going on there.
Image 191154   07-14-17 12:09pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Image IDV   07-14-17 10:55am     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 tib gubb: this birb's got legs
 piranharama: Didn't skip leg day
 duckfarts: just needs gills to complete the triple threat
 Greifer: They evolve
 Knice: he leg to legs for he gotdamn birb
Image 191032   07-13-17 7:31pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 Rev80: What they failed to mention is the killer line-up.. Slayer, Pig Destroyer, and Rod Stewart..
 Teechur: Something something fossils....
 Jennerator: Either that or they mean 'in chairs'
 Warrax: It's a scam. They're just trying to sell you desert landscaping.
Image 188613   07-01-17 4:03pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 Rev80: Worst fap-roulette ever..
 sparename: Stupid cats can't even get their colour code right
 Entertainmentalist: To race cats, you must put wheels on the starting boxes.
 Cami: Race still in progress.
 Catcat: tag ursel, I'm number 5
 Catcat: Get ready, get set... nap!
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward oh damnit... "cat"
 Warrax: Waiting for someone who can count past three to tell me how many cats are in this picture.
 Dr Awkward: There were no surviving car jockeys.
Image 184719   06-11-17 11:03pm     Uploaded by    winwolf
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur My wife just did Doga (dog yoga) with our dog (not the one pictured, he's too young). Baby goats jumping on your back is cute, until they turn into 200lb adult goats that think it's ok to jump on your back (speaking from experience)
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward Hey! That's great! In was just thinking about her this morning when I saw a blurb on the news about Goat Yoga. People go there to do yoga while pygmy goats are milling around and jumping on their backs. Cute!
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur To answer your previous question, the mama doe is doing well and producing loads of delicious milk, and the two babies (both girls) are well!
 Fancy Clown: @a robot *Radgoat
 a robot: Goat = radvote
 Teechur: That's a good doggo. And a good doggoat. Boops all around!
Image 180815   05-23-17 10:26pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 Teechur: @Dr. Awkward And then he kisses you, right? How is your doe? Waiting to see pics of the kids!
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur This little guy is still in that stage. Goat poops are his favorite right now.
 Teechur: My dog is a great recycler. She recycles everything the cat deposits in his "recycling bin"
 Dr Awkward: @dangerous dave It's a can of beer from "bad beat brewing" in Henderson NV. That's our recycling bin.
 dangerous dave: Is that a beer or a can of paint?
 karmakat: what? I swear it's mine.
 itskando: All one needs for a good afternoon
Image 178187   05-10-17 10:31am     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
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