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 BavidDowie: "farts are damp"
 VeeKay: @Dr Awkward Well I'll be damned!
 Dr Awkward: @VeeKay This was in Norway, actually. Knowing a little German helped me with a lot of signs, though.
 jochenau: @fanny Hills Like White Buttocks
 VeeKay: Traffic calming measures ahead. Bit less wordy in German.
 hajjpodge: @Mr Butt's natural habitat.
 fanny: i like that the hills even look like a butt
Image 261840   08-11-18 1:26pm   Views: 108316   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 jochenau: The image of Julie Andrews twirling around the Alps flipping off the Nazis is delightful beyond words.
 Shay: Later shitlords!!!!!
 Felicity: "So long, fuck you, up yours and go to heell!"
 Nope: The hills are alive, with the the sound of me not give a fuck! I know that doesn't fit into the song but, again, not giving a fuck.
 Side Boob: The hills are alive...with the sound of 'fuck you'...
 VoR: How many kids?! See ya later captain sucker!
Image 261829   08-11-18 12:03pm   Views: 109446   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 VoR: @Mr Bleak I dun this
 Yam: Goes great on a tunnbrodsrulle!
 Mr Bleak: I tried this, but it all slid of the dog onto the floor. Damn it Newton!
Image 261821   08-11-18 11:03am   Views: 105589   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 UltraBeverly: These are the people behind that shipping dogs from Maui idea.
 Greifer: @ all, take off your sunnglasses already... just a young healty couple in the frame...
 PenguinBartender: "I have have come to chew bubble gum, kick ass, and get Paul Dini to sign my Batman: The Animated Series DVD boxset. And I'm all out of gum."
 Minnesotan: idgi, just looks like two normal people you'd see anywhere.
 Side Boob: 100% accurate.
 pewdiepie: The reproduce part is well placed.
 jazzjunkie: I've got one that can see!
 Dr Awkward: Andre the Giant Has a Posse
Image 246485   05-08-18 3:03pm     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Mr Bleak: Now I'm getting interested in Quidditch.
 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.
 XLY: *PRRrrrrt
 trumpet: She looks like she's about to insert that urn in her bum.
 Side Boob: She's thinkin' 'bout those beans
 WTF: Lol, me irl!
 lecj07: Ooh, I love charades! Is it skiing?
 Zarathustra: Sometimes j wish I was a table
 ChubbyBuddy: As one does
 VoR: OMG get off the table! Have you no respect for my parents!
 raditzu: Wonder Woman's invisible broom?
 Dr Awkward: Girl, did you just fart? Because you blow me away.
 glenalec: Gas.
Image 244419   04-26-18 01:03am     Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
 glenalec: Screw your Honda Civic, I've a calf outside.
 sparename: Must verify obscure Olde English law that a farmer could be arrested for being drunk in charge of a cow but not for being drunk in charge of a bull?? Something to do with bulls being smart enough to know their own way home
 Yam: Wheres my mom
 barfolomew: Bikes always give me a friction rash on my calf.
 sad face: Bicycowl
Image 243304   04-19-18 08:38am     Uploaded by    nanananana
 Micro Jackson: Stop hogging the arm rest!
 Robespierre: @grizzly It's brimming with anxiety - you can see it in its eyes
 grizzly: Anxiety pet.
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre Oh sweet. I'll finally get that date with Suzie!
 Christina: Beautiful travel companion.
 Robespierre: "Something something "when pigs fly"
Image 242156   04-12-18 09:26am     Uploaded by    Scoo
 Mr Bleak: Logs. He's got wood?
 Stumpwiz: @glenalec, don't know about TX, but in MD I've been stopped because an alert LEO thought I had put a truck tag on a sedan.
 huskyboy: Isn't this illegal in Texas?
 dangerkeith3000: go euler! go euler! it's yo' number! not really! just an estimation! go euler go euler!
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro @Shay An Indianapolis area Papa Johns?
 mom: @Shay scroll more!
 funny in the wall: transcendental...
 Shay: @Yurishiro Nope, not seeing it on Google.
 professional: Go ahead search this number in google, scroll down some results and find a pretty shocking unrelated one.
 grandma: You'll err on the side of caution...
Image 241807   04-10-18 05:26am     Uploaded by    Stumpwiz
 Slerzy: It's what kayaks crave
 wolfpk: It's lime flavored
 Mad Collager: Kayaks powered by electrolytes!
 WTF: Ride the Ecto-cooler rapids
 Robespierre: PRESTONE!
 butt poop: Meanwhile, in the sub-sewer...
 brutal: Where will you be when particularly toxic diarrhea strikes?
Image 237761   03-16-18 5:47pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 funny in the wall: he's about the sliced in half.
 sparename: Roger and out
 Warren G Hardon: Bannister first past the newel post
Image 236057   03-06-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 itskando: @Shay I farted.
 Scoo: A biographical tragicomedy about my life? Yeah, I'd probably watch it.
Image 234844   02-27-18 7:03pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 kodiakjojo: Mutant horse parking only?
 Scoo: Does your girlfriend have a disability?
 zoe: I'd say flamboyant
Image 234841   02-27-18 6:47pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 DrNinjaman: He's a Librarian, not a meteorologist.
 Dresdenkeogh: Oook! Ook
 a robot: Orangutans are always super rad!
Image 234837   02-27-18 6:31pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 RiderFan: Whassamatta U?
 MyPasswordAintPassword: I wonder who's the girl here
 DrNinjaman: Hairbender
 Warrax: I can smell it from here, too.
Image 233808   02-21-18 10:54pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: @Warrax He's actually pretty oblivious to how much bigger the goats are than him and how much they could hurt him. He Got his tail stepped on this week so we'll see if he learned anything.
 Warrax: This dog is good with kids.
Image 233775   02-21-18 7:31pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 Science: Iron Lotus
 FireBreathingMarmot: Can someone help me troubleshoot my video player? I can't hear Bag Raiders over this.
 Dreforian: *rip*
 WTF: In the 2108 Olympics, telekinetic hover ballet is finally recognized as a sport.
 Prostata: where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes?
 Shay: When you stare at the abyss...
Image 233764   02-21-18 6:26pm     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 XLY: classic
 itskando: Doom cinnamon doots as he pleases!
 NoRagrets: I like cinnamon horn!
 WTF: It's a roll that has low self esteem and self worth. It also has trouble hanging out with the other rolls.
 well duh: This is awkward indeed, doctor.
Image 233481   02-20-18 02:54am     Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 mexican: Being surrounded by white bread is hell for some people.
 looch: taost
 redmonkey3: He needs rescue! and hugs
 Kaviri: And here we see someone in their own private hell.
 Rembo Prundus: why in hell would people like this
 Winterneuro: Full metal jacket II: Freshman Year
 Eleftheros: Man I miss getting toasted in the bathrooms at school
 Dr Awkward: Loaf of Dread 2: Gluten and Hollerin'
 iCEy: Someone left the bread tap running!
Image 232734   02-15-18 11:07pm     Uploaded by    midgetcastle
 Amy Housewine: I ain't paying it any mind if it ain't going tomake me laugh.
 tib gubb: pain is relative though.
 Dr Awkward: Mild pain. SERIOUS. Can be ignored... I'm getting mixed signals
 jochenau: Serious, unfunny women with small breasts who are in pain can be ignored? You monster.
Image 228075   01-21-18 12:07pm     Uploaded by    sports
 apoxia: @Felicity But surely you would just say "everything" whether you order inside or out.
 celtic: They have drive-through Subways?! That would be great! I just assumed it wouldnt be practical because how would you go along the counter and point at the ingredients you want
 VeeKay: Smile while we give you diarrhea.
 VeeKay: Smile while we give you diarrhea.
 Donut: ...and then dash your hopes and dreams by giving you botulism.
 Dr Awkward: This sign is definitely more fresh than their ingredients
 entropy: By making a sandwich for me that looks like you sat on it? No, thank you.
 VoR: I didnt ask for puns in my sub..
Image 227721   01-19-18 05:07am     Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
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