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 a sedated moose: FARTKONTROL
 DrinkMixMan: Never go full fart
 Shay: I don't wanna taco 'bout it.
Image 208151   10-08-17 10:47am     Uploaded by    Dick Inspector
 Mr Bleak: And the bulge is where he stores his #206463 samples.
 UltraBeverly: Maybe? Is there cheap wine?
 Niels Bohr: I hope he's investing his money wisely.
 FabricMan: I wear your grandma's clothes...
 Ulillillia: Rob Schneider is: T-1000
 KyleisBobDole: Hey quit stealing Gil Mantera's Party Dream's style.
 thecraftywolf: @Shay more like mackleless
 Tiny Butt: Is that Lance Armstrong in his gold lame (accent grave over the 'e', damn it!) time trial skin suit?
 Shay: MackelNO
Image 206439   09-29-17 5:31pm     Uploaded by    Weedheart
 VeeKay: Go on! Touch it!
 Micro Jackson: And then the devil made him "do it"
 Science: FABULOUS!
 kornisjon: Indecent! (Does he have a proposal?)
 Whatever: For my next trick, I'll need a soul from the audience
 WTF: When your wife walks into the bathroom while you are pretending to be Jame Gumb dancing in front of the camera.
 piranharama: HOOOYAAARGH!!!
 zrj235: strategically placed hand
Image 205932   09-27-17 02:26am     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 fanny: thank you, nancy, for allowing this through
 Shay: "Dude, put that away!!! I'm not a moil!!!!"
 antipatterns: Martin Luther was definitely alpha as fuck
 Science: "Thou is rite and true - thine hogleg is exactly one creepfinger long. I standeth corrected."
 sparename: "Fuckin' spider bites... Can you take away the pain but leave the swelling??". MH
 taiko: My liege! Thy sack is quite large!
 WaffleIron: "May we jerk off now?" "No! For the last time we're members of the priesthood! No jerking off!"
 PenguinBartender: "These doth be de nutz ye be inquiring of."
 Side Boob: My milkshake bringeth all ye gentlefolk to the yard
 VeeKay: He balls swole up
Image 205997   09-27-17 1:43pm     Uploaded by    bbbrandon
 Rev80: I can't find anything in the Bible that says Satan collects and values poop..
 Largehand: If satan poops in your dog, it will be sacrificed to our yard.
 SpaceCow: The poop? I mean, you're the boss.
 Not A Bot: When you look like that, of course you're proud that people are paying to have sex with you
 chhumphrey: But what if the dog is a shitzu?
 Knice: Poop offerings please him.
Image 205758   09-26-17 07:47am     Uploaded by    Dick Inspector
 Suburbanmom: I often put on full make up and sex nighties and think about dick in silence...
 duchaschmeremol: is this this movie The Artist I heard so much about?
 Rev80: Her hands are doing the thinking from the looks of it..
 Teechur: IMHO they really don't make a whole lot of noise in the first place.
 Borkf: [thinks about dick in Spanish]
 Shay: She sure misses Richard Nixon.
 Catcat: @Nopetology (thinks about Richard Sharpe)
 Sadbot: Thinks about Agent Dale Cooper and damn good coffee out loud
 Nopetology: (thinks about Jane in first-grade English)
 addend: Same.
Image 188918   07-03-17 03:26am     Uploaded by    hat thrab
 piranharama: It comes once a year
 skillet: OH CUM, ALL YE FAITHFUL...
 SomeCanadian: I hope hey did that on purpose.
 scribbs: An explosion of Christmas cheer.
 JohnnySalami: Oh Christmas Ween, Oh Christmas Ween, though art most fair and lovely
Image 183650   06-06-17 4:00pm     Uploaded by    burritos
 wolfpk: That far away, he should invest in a telescope.
 Amy Housewine: "Their ecstatic moans were upsetting enough to force me to spy on a house down the street as a distraction."
 Cami: @WaffleIron There's also the foreplay...also known as 30 minutes of intense begging.
 WaffleIron: So you couldn't sleep for like 3 and a half minutes. What did you do for the rest of the night? Cry?
Image 180485   05-22-17 12:26pm     Uploaded by    Dick Inspector
Image GDI   04-10-17 9:27pm     Uploaded by    Dick Inspector
 Dick Inspector: I approve.
 karmakat: oh that women must REALLY like it wild, rough and BIG!
 Teechur: In case the engines fail, all passengers are issued a paddle and shown how to stroke.
 redmonkey3: @SunWukong - agreed, they're just milking it at this point
 SunWukong: The series was dead by "Superdong 3: dong up like a kipper" in my opinion.
Image 170809   04-01-17 02:04am     Uploaded by    night shift
 Pizza: BANG! And the cold is gone
Image 166531   03-09-17 11:47am     Uploaded by    Dick Inspector
 Mr Bleak: Every day, in every way, I give hearty thanks that I can cook.
 ghostly: they gave their only dong and balls so that we may feast
 Warrax: You made your choices.
 fanny: username/upload combo :(
Image 164099   02-24-17 1:31pm     Uploaded by    Dick Inspector
Image ECG   01-24-17 07:53am     Uploaded by    Dick Inspector
 Kim: I usually just throw a frozen bag of peas on the back of my neck and sit in a warm bath.
 Teechur: @Air Biscuit @jochenau I take 3 Excedrin and a Sudafed with lots of water. Then I sleep it off by baking my head with a sock full of uncooked rice (microwaved for 3-4 minutes) behind my neck and another hot compress on my face. My brother swears by Alka-Seltzer.
 jochenau: @Air Biscuit The Tylenol etc. only works if I catch it before it really starts to hurt. After that, I'm locked into Death Mode and I just have to take an anti-emetic and stay in bed for two days.
 Air Biscuit: @underwear while were on the subject, i wanna ask what works best for you? I find Tylenol, excedrin, and all those to be largely ineffective. Best results ive gotten are taking an incredibly long shower, or convincig someone to massage my head.
 underwear: @Air Biscuit agreed. I might actually seek this out.
 whiplash: Apply directly to the forehead!
 Headoftheclass: It's giving me a migraine just looking at it.
 Air Biscuit: Migraines suck. Ide try this.
 San DoDo: I find a tin foil hat quite effective
Image 152437   12-25-16 4:31pm     Uploaded by    Dick Inspector
 bug: Das Boot
 Mad Collager: Boot to the head!
 Yam: Telling people you're Finnish is like they ordered coke and you ask if Pepsi is ok
 LaeMi: Finnish him.
Image 151135   12-19-16 01:09am     Uploaded by    Dick Inspector
 Adroit Aardvark: @jochenau This comment legitimately made my day. Thanks.
 whiplash: Pippi was expelled from Hogwarts after putting out her own eye with a wand.
 Borkf: That sword is inappropriate for pirate usage. A rapier is designed for penetrating armour, not often found in the high seas. A curved sword, such as a cutlass or scimitar, is often favoured by seafarers as it works well as a close quarters slashing weapon.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Fucckkk yeah!!! I literally used to wait in my backyard and pray that Pippi Longstocking would take me on badass adventures. She was like a religion for me when I was a kid because she was super strong, clever, bold, independent and smart. Rare qualities for a female child character in the 70's--still fucking rare for today, sadly.
 jochenau: Blorbhand, the most fearsome pirate on the seven seas!
Image 151128   12-19-16 12:26pm     Uploaded by    Dick Inspector
 Dick Inspector: Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
 fishsoup: Always rad for Florence foster jenkins (unless you have to listen to her).
 Starky15: Valar Morghulis!
 ClockworkJackalope: Kill de waaaabbbit kill de waaaaaabit
 LaeMi: Rosemary Ripley.
 Sandor: Spear and magic helmet?
Image 151118   12-18-16 11:26pm     Uploaded by    Dick Inspector
Image DVV   12-18-16 7:04pm     Uploaded by    Dick Inspector
Image DVU   12-18-16 7:04pm     Uploaded by    Dick Inspector
 Ulillillia: I can feel it when you walk, even when you talk it takes over me
 Frank herbert: @ThatGuy the best!!!!
 ThatGuy: Peppermint placenta.
Image 150909   12-17-16 9:54pm     Uploaded by    Dick Inspector
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