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 dangerkeith3000's Aggro-Gator

 Felicity: In space, no one can hear you HA!
 Felicity: @mammal883 Don't eat Jonesy! He's part of the family!
 Felicity: @mammal883 Don't eat Jonesy! He's part of the family!
 Mr. Shine: @Off Topic No. No no no no!
 Off Topic: So who's ready for the next season of this show?
 mammal883: Hi, I'm Gordon. What's your name? Ripley? That's nice, have you seen a cat around here?
Image 261031   08-06-18 1:26pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 trelyate: this was the only thing I watched Leno for
 dangerkeith3000: These are all great.
 Side Boob: The headline writers live for this crap.
 Teechur: My favorite was a story about Roberto Colon's pitching prowess in one game: "Whiff of Colon"
 Knice: Recent study shows that one out of every murder victims dies.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Monty Flies Back to Front"
 topcity: C'mon though, "marijuana issue sent to Joint committee" was pretty clever.
Image 260337   08-02-18 06:13am     Uploaded by    yawgmoth
 Mr Bleak: I need your shell, your boots, and your motorcycle.
 sparenamelaptopdied: The Terrapinator!
 SuedeOxford: Spanish Turt
 WannaBee: Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
 Jabberwikket: "Are you a good turtle or a bad turtle ?"
 Robespierre: Dey callz im Bubs Daddy
 Sandor: That's a good turtle
Image 260291   08-01-18 8:54pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Felicity: Traditional Leutonian pastimes
 Side Boob: Welcome to Heaven! Here's your harp. -- Welcome to Hell, here's your accordion!
 hajjpodge: @Shay Warsaw?
 Dr Awkward: This is my kind of hoedown
 Peter Pantsless: I will always RAD this image
 Robespierre: (violent frug'ing detected)
 Mr. Shine: If your party isn't THIS lit, don't bother inviting me.
 Shay: Meanwhile in New Brunswick...
 Teechur: I would pay money to see this in person.
Image 260290   08-01-18 8:47pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Felicity: Rad!!!
 Ironass: @tib gubb can't say I blame them.
 FireBreathingMarmot: They all match. So probably one of them - in addition to expert biking and bearding skills - must be an expert tailor.
 Sthenolaidas: This made my day. All of these guys are amazing.
 tib gubb: @raditzu congrats dude you're into guys now
 raditzu: I can't unsee that, can i?
 Spazstatic: Unrealistic beauty standards.
 Smelliott: Those legs! Wowzers!
 tib gubb: not gay, just buffo bikers who want to be wonderwoman
Image 260138   07-31-18 9:54pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Image KBQ   07-31-18 7:01pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Amy Housewine: By filling the empty space that you have created with your finger, you are clearly making a whole.
 bug: *silently makes back and forth finger motions for the entire 17 remaining seconds*
 Scoo: Is it "uh" hole, or "ayyy" hole?
 Peter Pantsless: Awww, yeeeaaahhh
 Dr Awkward: Is she a white nationalist?
 addend: "Uhh... whoppee? Is that the gesture for makin' whoppee?"
Image 260037   07-31-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Dick Inspector: @Mad Collager Gern geschehen!
 Mad Collager: @Dick Inspector Vielen Dank!
 Dick Inspector: @Mad Collager Nicht alles was sich reimt ist ein Gedicht, nicht alles mit zwei Backen ist ein Gesicht. :)
 Wooden Spoon: He looks pretty normal here. When did they switch out the original for a lizard person? Does that happen when you hit 1 billion?
 Robespierre: (Big Monty Python foot comes down and crushes him)
 Mad Collager: @Dick Inspector Would you be good enough to post the German text? I love that expression, but couldn't quite get the words right.
 apoxia: This should be his profile pic.
 apoxia: @Fruitcellar He has two kids.
 Dick Inspector: In German there is a saying that goes: "Not everything that rhymes is a poem, not everything with two cheeks is a face." But it rhymes in German.
 XLY: Tom?
 jochenau: Step 1: Everyone stop using Facebook. Step 2: We don't have to look at his face on the news anymore.
 dangerkeith3000: Billionaires shouldn't be counted as people.
 tib gubb: has anybody said fuckerberg yet
 Fruitcellar: Hopefully the computer on his lap lowers his sperm count considerably enough to prevent him from breeeing
Image 259915   07-30-18 3:03pm     Uploaded by    Surprising
 Robespierre: Givitup, Hank - Do the Timewarp ... again
 dangerkeith3000: Sweet, sweet proPain...
 tib gubb: Ahhh! Dang it!
 Scoo: And Propain accessories
Image 259917   07-30-18 3:21pm     Uploaded by    John Blender
 sparename: His name is Herman Gelmet
 Robespierre: Animals of North Korea
 reagan: This is what Id like to call the opposite of a blitzkrieg.
Image 259856   07-30-18 07:12am     Uploaded by    fakeplastic
 lecj07: @Whatever Who said it was good?
 Whatever: @lecj07 Seems like the waste of perfectly good gin.
 lecj07: @Whatever I use the W.C. Fields approach. Inject oranges with gin and hand them out.
 Whatever: Trust me, kids are a pain and no matter how many pain relievers I take, they will not go away.
 Shay: And it's still printing from the register!
Image 259774   07-29-18 5:26pm     Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
 Fast Sloth: @VoR this is why they hate us
 Shay: Eat shit and die hooman.
 Passive: The Republican party enacts another women's health bill.
 Otterman: Gotcher nose! Gotcher butthole!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Elephantipede... Actually, is the 'bottom' in the top pic liking it a lot?
 Sarcastrated: No no no Dumbo, I said I like it when theres a little junk in the trunk, not trunk in the junk, sheesh, even with ears that big you cant hear worth a darn!
 addend: (Bars children from elephant exhibit. Raises admission fee.)
 VoR: Pick it and lick it
 fanny: also, i bet it smells great in there
 fanny: aww, that means she likes you!!
 trelyate: poop boop
Image 259727   07-29-18 12:03pm     Uploaded by    obboma
 jochenau: Oh man, I loved those things as a kid.
 Peter Pantsless: Don't show this to "Dr." Phil
 Whatever: Im waiting for the one that expands into a fully functioning Death Star
 Passive: "Son, we're a dinosaur sponge family"
 wolfpk: A new diet craze.
 FabricMan: Kids are popping sponge animal pills. They're calling it "Fiona freaking"
 Yam: Oh thank god, I thought it was a hippo
Image 259730   07-29-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    9inchfails
 copunter: it was the crayon. I was helping tucker with his kindergarten portrait, and I read the label and realized my confidence in our administration was misplaced from the start
 Sadbot: GOT HIM!!!11 #resistance
 Passive: It get' all it's policy from Wax News & Friends
 BavidDowie: He is. And that's why it's a problem.
 Winterneuro: I wish I could do this with everything I didnt like. #not my visa bill or # not my cancer diagnosis
 Scoo: Smells like filthy lucre
 fanny: yes, and i see you got some "shithole country" under your thumb nail
Image 259735   07-29-18 1:03pm     Uploaded by    poetrysucks
 dangerkeith3000: Haha Classic Homer... (classic Homer is best Homer)
Image 259438   07-27-18 3:54pm     Uploaded by    drhilljack
 addend: No, thanks. Shaved. And shaved.
 wolfpk: Oh, that type of lubricant! I was thinking that was a strange two in one.
 Sandor: Fuck this hairdo
 ChubbyBuddy: who the h*ck still has pubes in tyool 20i8
 VeeKay: Him "My pubic hair looks fabulous!"
 Hyphae: And it's also reusable!
 dangerkeith3000: Finally mom and son have something they can share.
 Annoying Vegan : Instructions unclear; pubes stuck to forehead.
 Robespierre: Rod the Mod lookin' odd here
 Felicity: Does that guy ever need a hair styling gel! The dry look went out years ago!
 Warrax: Recommend by 9/10 Rods.
Image 259268   07-26-18 2:58pm     Uploaded by    boomboomboom
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot Volunteering to sleep in the wet spot is how you know it's true love!
 Knice: @Not A Bot I worry about you.
 Not A Bot: sex is all fun and games, until someone has to sleep in the wet spot.
Image 259009   07-24-18 10:03pm     Uploaded by    neutron
 ChubbyBuddy: i call this one downward facing dead iraqi civilian
 Dresdenkeogh: A-TEN-SHUN Should be paid to the quality of your breath. Find your center
Image 259018   07-24-18 11:03pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Robespierre: Cops love it!
 BavidDowie: Chaaaaaarrrrrliieeeee
 Dr Awkward: Avast!
 Mr. Shine: "To Adventure!!"
 Mr. Whiskers: Get a car!
Image 258988   07-24-18 7:47pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Shay: Duck? Duuuccckkkk????? GOOOSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Cor, luv a duck"
 Passive: We regret to inform you Metal Gear Duck is racist :(
 Robespierre: Now kiss
 Yam: War... war sometimes changes.
 Sadbot: Love can bloom on the battlefield
 bug: I love you, Solid Duck.
Image 258942   07-24-18 2:47pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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