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 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?
 tib gubb: crustaceans don't really have a prefrontal cortex - also they are delicious
 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.
 antipatterns: even i eat fucking wack ass alien bugs man they aint even animals
 fanny: @dangerkeith3000 but do you think diet would change the taste of people? like grass fed beef vs. cows that eat whatever? And breast fed babies vs. formula fed?
 Sadbot: @Knice Working as intended...long pork
 Butcherboy: Theyre not the ones going about with knives on their feet@Knice
 Knice: vv You fuckers make me nervous.
 Joseph: Too far!
 dangerkeith3000: @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage If someone keeps their tonsils after surgery, or an amputated arm, you could eat that legally. But not in Idaho. Also, if you are lost at sea and someone dies you can eat them to stay alive as long as you didn't kill them (like the plane crash movie Alive). For some reason I did a lot of research on this exact topic a week ago. Also, apparently people taste like a mixture of beef and pork. Except babies, who have a more fishy taste.
 Off Topic: @Bob @Sadbot @Sage So after some quick searching, it seems that the actual act of cannibalism, is only illegal in Idaho. So you could technically eat someone else without trouble. The problem generally comes from how you managed to get the body in the first place. Desecrating a corpse, murder, etc. those are illegal. But I guess if someone gave you consent of some sort to do it, it's fine. Starting to wish that I hadn't let my curiousity drive me to search for that info.
 Bob: @Sage @John Blender I'm guessing... Texas?
 Sadbot: @John Blender Isn't giving someone permission to milk/eat you technically vegan? Keep in mind, I'm getting this from Season 2 of the Katering Show
 Sage: @John Blender Wait, what? Eating human is legal in some states?
 John Blender: 20 year vegetarian here and this is why I dont donate to PETA. Who the fuck cares? Eat whatever you want as long as you dont force me to eat it. Eating humans is legal in some states. Crabs smell weird though. That old bay stuff is probably awesome and most likely makes some damn good human.
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 lecj07: @Knice Or purrlot
 Knice: A nice catbernet.
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 dangerkeith3000: I love how no one blinks twice at an interracial couple anymore.
 Scoo: There's a lot to parse here
 lecj07: "I see you taking pics. Think you so clever doing it as a selfie."
 FormerLurker: They seem nice.
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 Popsicle Dream: @Knice agree
 Kaviri: She's a real beaut.
 SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.
 dangerkeith3000: Watch out for pot holes.
 Knice: I hope there's a roundabout.
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 dangerkeith3000: I want.
 skillet: French coffee
 99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism
 kittylitter: Way too much sugar.
 Taters: stop sexualization of coffee
 waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.
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 Psymon: Most expensive ping pong table ever
 Peter Pantsless: "So, are you guys gonna call an ambulance, or..." "Dude chill out we're on match point."
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 MrBoffo: Hungarian horsepower
 Side Boob: Seems legit.
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 Side Boob: Somehow worse than a waifu pillow
 Skinr: Nice face-swap.
 Urn BooUrn: She seems fun.
 Not A Bot: Is this funny or informative? I can't tell.
 BavidDowie: I've decided I'm ok with this
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 Micro Jackson: He'll steal your sign.........and your heart
 tib gubb: he's covering the spot where it says 'please'
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 Darmstadtium: Aflac!
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 Side Boob: Lets all make fun of wheelchair-accessible portable toilets!
 Scoo: Diabeeeetus
 Shay: The castle-sized port-a-potty is for Chipotle.
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 addend: "Whose is that?!" / "Jean's."
 sparename: What does it sound like? "Denim-nim-nim-nim-nim-D-D-NIIIIIIIIM-nim-nim-nim-nim"
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 Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.
 BavidDowie: Self-cleaning Cycle engaged
 wolfpk: Ten minutes earlier: This is your elephant; his name is Spout.
 Jabberwikket: Did it get it ? Is it still on me ?
 Bob: Definitely the elephant is pleased with itself.
 Off Topic: Gesundheit
 Spazstatic: I imagine the elephant laughing maniacally while doing this.
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 dangerkeith3000: From everyone I know who wears rompers, this is 100% true.
 Spazstatic: @Scoo haha gross
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 Sadpygmy: She seems nice
 Terrh: It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again...
 dangerkeith3000: Lose the hat. The hat just makes the whole outfit look trashy, girl.
 Teechur: The stuff of which nightmares (and dresses) are made...
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 lecj07: @Christina But the things you do to get the drugs might.
 Christina: Alcohol and drugs won't turn your fur brown; those are not the same bear.
 tib gubb: brother no
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 Teechur: I'll certainly beware THAT Ides of March...
 apoxia: Oh dear.
 Christina: @Psymon No, it doesn't.
 Psymon: Does it make me immature that I saw a butt pooping?
 Eleftheros: Must be why I lose it so easily
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 Warrax: I've never heard of "sexy" or "home" cheese. Are they any good?
 copunter: hope she's got more than cheese in that tiny pink pocket. condoms i mean. condoms
 Mr. Butt: I didn't think it was possible to hate cheese puns, but, there you have it.
 Amy Housewine: Humourless but true: The ones in the first panel don't work at all.
 Science: She's gonna get the Stinking Bishop
 dangerkeith3000: They are about to make some cream cheese.
 VoR: blue cheese all over the shop
 Butcherboy: I Camembert this.
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 DrNinjaman: This is the premise of the movie "Twins"
 Teechur: They both skipped hand day.
 Amy Housewine: Neither of them skipped hair day.
 Annoying Vegan : Never skip entire body day!
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 Warrax: He ain't lyin'.
 tib gubb: I don't gots no courage!
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