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 dangerkeith3000's Aggro-Gator

 tokyopig: PUSH THIS HARD. I don't want anymore memes of cute anime girls with sub machine guns, from now on ONLY CUTE GRANDMAS with submachine guns. TO THE INTERNET! Together we can finally destroy anime for everyone!
 blendedtwice: I gotta turn my hearing aid off, shits about to get loud!
 FatTigerWoods: Helen Mirren in Red 7
 Side Boob: The MP5K: Dont leave home without it. (Its airsoft)
 Robespierre: Is this that new Tickle Me Ammo action figure?
 Dresdenkeogh: Tek 90
 sparename: Granny Get Your Gun.
Image 220410   12-11-17 6:09pm   Views: 147085   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Pollux: Savage
 Mr. Shine: Burn!
 well duh: Zing!
 Micro Jackson: Ba-doom-bah!
 WTF: Oh snap!
Image 219634   12-07-17 3:47pm     Uploaded by    waaaaaat
 antipatterns: @Christina I would totally join a religion that was a mix of young earth creationism and the coke-fueled nightmares of Vince Mcmahon
 Robespierre: He ded.
 Side Boob: I can't believe this isn't at 1,000 already. No image can be more RAD.
 petepuma: COME GET SOME
 Christina: That's what creationists believe.
 ignatz: Ohhh Noooo! ( just kidding I mean Yeahhh!)
 Science: Oh yeeeeeeah!
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Image JKJ   12-07-17 12:27pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Cami: We're taking this show on the road!
 petepuma: Emerson, Lake, and Carl
 Science: "There are billions and billions of sweet beats in my Casio..."
 Dr Awkward: "Explore the Universe... of your new Casio Keyboard!"
 Niels Bohr: The rad button was made for this.
Image 219576   12-07-17 08:34am     Uploaded by    waxymom
 jazzjunkie: Where do I insert my bitcoins?
 zrj235: @bug i'll get the "hammer"
 bug: Needs a hard reset.
 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless i'm old enough to know it's a bad idea, but drunk enough to think it's a good idea.
 Peter Pantsless: @zrj235 Ah, young love
 zrj235: welp. i'm gonna stick my dick in this thing and see if it works.
 Shay: This relationship isn't working honey. I'm getting mixed messages here.
 Supermansbrother: So... cards, then.
Image 219080   12-04-17 5:26pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Niels Bohr: When one door closes another opens.
 sirgallium: @Zukero incorrect but on the right track
 apoxia: @original og If your tampon requires that you stretch yourself you'll probably want a smaller size.
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward bed
 Dr Awkward: "A ship in harbor is safe, but thats not why ships are built."
 Dr Awkward: "The real kindness comes from within you."
 Dr Awkward: Almost any fortune cookie phrase would be inappropriate on a Tampon:
 Zukero: @sirgallium I could swear from your comment that you are 32 y.o.
 sirgallium: i swear the older generations running these big companies don't have the dirty minds that all us youngins do because I see stuff like this all the time. they just need to hire a 20-32 year old to check over the words they choose before they ship these things out since its so easy for us to see them. the other option is that somebody knowingly did this as a joke but from what I've seen big companies are not that aware usually.
 Knice: Let this sink in.
 Rev80: Kirk Johnson's personal mantra
 bobby: It's green. That usually means one of the bigger ones so that's pretty sound advice.
 Cory Trevor: Motivational tampon messages. Who comes up with this stuff.
 original og: I am not a woman, but I can't imagine this is what they want from a tampon.
Image 217684   11-27-17 08:47am     Uploaded by    John Blender
 Larry Xmas: wow @Yam
 Yam: Best seat-mate ever! Farts and snores less than average.
Image 216428   11-20-17 4:31pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Air Biscuit: I never liked that "somebody that i used to know" song.
 Shay: So what should I go for: spicy or honey BBQ wings at KFC?
 Haute and sweaty: The canvas was free, a gift her mother gave to me.
 apoxia: Nicely done
 Teechur: That is seriously awesome! Wow!
 Robespierre: Picass-ette
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 Rat-Butt: Hey, baby, I have marshmallows...lets roast them
 Nope: Lets just say the wedding night was hot...
Image 212318   10-29-17 8:54pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 addend: Shh... It's chicken soup.
 glenalec: @Butcherboy hot (well, at least warm) chicks, even!
 Butcherboy: Having a drink with some chicks is a good evening
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Image JEE   10-29-17 8:02pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Image JDZ   10-28-17 2:40pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Jabberwikket: "I should have made that left turn at Albuquerque. A little help?"
 Micro Jackson: So lost (sniffs)
 when so: interesting choice in names
 Christina: Found!
Image 211460   10-25-17 09:31am     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Mr Bleak: Do I get to choose the store associate? Because ... um ...
 addend: (Applies for work as a store associate.)
 Not A Bot: full of pumpetude
 Warrax: *bzzzzzt* *ehhhhrg* I'll take two.
 skittles: Then they shouldn't offer.
 Disclosure: I would have grabbed one and asked the store associate, "Where is your fitting room?"
 EndlessVanity: Thats a porn plot line ive not seen...
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 RiderFan: I stopped looking at thechive when they started worshiping yoga pants.
 Not A Bot: Wendy and the King are about to break away for some private time
 Ulillillia: How have I never heard of these?!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: porn and candy. how could you possibly go wrong with that combo?
 Uncle Phil: They're wearing party hats. Must be someone's birthday.
 bug: Thanks facebook, for trying to ruin my life more actively than usual.
 San DoDo: @dangerkeith3000 it's Passion-HD - Macy Winslett and Sammie Daniels.. etc :) needles to say NSFW
 dangerkeith3000: Now I'm super curious to what video that links too...but I'm at work, shucks.
Image 210156   10-18-17 2:21pm     Uploaded by    foreversmug
 Mexico: @dangerkeith3000 Me year-round.
 dangerkeith3000: Me during Dallas summers.
 Butcherboy: I loved this movie
 Butcherboy: Just wait til you find the old cat man in the capital building
 sparename: "Logan's Nag"
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 drtofu: Snaaakkkee!!
 Amy Housewine: The fun thing is that those arms and those legs belong to different people.
 fanny: this is what happens when you don't use the AG affiliate link when ordering from Amazon
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 El Barto: @WTF That sounds about right.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Every BFA project ever: the idea was more appetizing than the final work.
 Felicity: Disturbing
 well duh: The pb to j ratio is waaay off.
 sparename: "But I though you were so crunchy..."
 WTF: @El Barto Plot twist: That's just one person!
 El Barto: I'm glad you found each other, but you're still gross. Please stop lathering yourselves in foodstuffs.
 a robot: This makes me deeply uncomfortable.
 Dr Awkward: We go together likes peas and carrots.
 Warrax: Congratulations on your engagement?
 bug: I appreciate your commitment, but I'm sorry, you did not win the couple's costume contest.
 Unbathed: Mitch says you're making progress but you're not in the sandwich club yet.
Image 209732   10-16-17 11:26am     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 addend: Not sure what's next, but the paper-towel dispenser looks ready.
 Felicity: The dog has an expression that says: we call that dogface and it is racist
 Not A Bot: How many GEDs can they buy?
 Mad Collager: My son used a mask like that to dress as our dog, Mitzi (now dearly departed). The dog went with us trick-or-treating, but most people didn't get the joke. "Oh, so you're a wolf?" (to my son). Anyway, it was fun putting on the mask and messing with the cats' heads.
 Teechur: Dear Lord I hope this isn't a face swap.
Image 209434   10-14-17 8:26pm     Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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