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 Christina's Aggro-Gator

 Christina: And remember that the Russians did not get to the moon.
 Air Biscuit: @Uncle Larry i just got a really nice looking chrome space pen.
 Korrok: @Benz Yep, pure oxygen. Well, almost. Like 70% oxygen as opposed to the 12ish% in the atmosphere. Nevertheless, that much oxygen can act as its own fuel should a fire break out. Which is why after the Apollo I indecent they switched to a less oxygen-rich mix.
 waynelord: Pure oxygen? -.-
 Anus: I write all my comments on the friendly spaceship with Fisher space pens. I'm writing this comment your reading with one right now!
 tib gubb: oh yeah? takes one to know one!
 Wander: False. Read up on apollo 1. Fire happened on ground, was never space bound, pencils were irrelevant.
 prospector: also how do you sharpen a pencil in space. what do you do with the shavings. stands up to zero skeptical thought.
 Nope: @Lestrange Settle down
 Air Biscuit: Someone already threw in my 2 cents but im going to make 4 anyway. I love my fisher space pen. Best pen ever. Would buy again, but ill probly never need another one.
 Uncle Larry: Fisher Space Pen is still a useful innovation for lots of people. It writes on more surfaces in more conditions in more orientations than other types of pens. Anyone who works outdoors gets it.
 funny in the wall: stupid NASA... use crayons!
 WTF: Fisher Space Pens are, in actuality, really nice!
 p-niiice: nice to see it called out
 p-niiice: conservative anti-government spending image macro.
 sundragon: What up my sfriends!
 Darth Bater: @Lestrange the highlight is for the melinials. When confronted with a paragraph, (or wall of text as they call it) they'll only read the first sentence if there are no highlights.
 Lestrange: Fuck you and your fucking highlights you twat, I can read perfectly well without your miserable help.
 Darth Bater: @Warrax no, I'm afraid the switcherino is more funny than me today.
 Warrax: @Darth Bater and here I assumed you did it on purpose just because "sfriend" is hilarious.
 Darth Bater: Ok, sni99ering is to snort or laugh, not a racist word. Stop that switcherino, you are doing me a bad correct.
 Darth Bater: That Snide Morons (which is actually a pretty cool, if humiliating name) sure is an asshole for sfriending.
Image 82844   02-11-16 1:17pm     Uploaded by    Nope
 BavidDowie: I dare you to bake it
 Christina: Aftermath of #211273.
 Yurishiro: Rad for the Clown chef.
 Dr Awkward: Here's your vegan thanksgiving, assholes (just kidding, there's probably animal products in the balloons)
Image 211686   10-26-17 2:03pm     Uploaded by    Christina
 tib gubb: the fuck? this doesn't have any omega-3 fatty acids.
 Hosebag: That's an awful lot of oregano, Whiskers...
 a robot: :CATDRUGS:
 Derp Herpigan: Krakklovers
 Knice: "Just a litt-" "NO. You don't get high on your own supply, Mike. Everyone knows that."
Image 211269   10-24-17 09:26am     Uploaded by    Christina
 grizzly: My man!
 WaffleIron: This is YES
 Spazstatic: No
 chhumphrey: Not enough coffee for this cheer
Image 206353   09-29-17 07:26am     Uploaded by    prospector
 Donut: "Nah, I bet the white one tastes like coconut."
 redmonkey3: @RainbowTornado - all animals are created equal but some animals are more equal than others (ooops)
 redmonkey3: @RainbowTornado - all animals are created equal but some animals are more equal
 Not A Bot: Yeah, we've all seen Grandma's Boy. It was hilarious.
 RainbowTornado: 4legsgood2legsBaaaad
 RainbowTornado: 4legsgood2legsBaaaad
 RainbowTornado: 4legsgood2legsBaaaad
 BavidDowie: Whut are thos??
 FabricMan: Noms?
 Ulillillia: y u so smol?
Image 194516   07-31-17 12:03pm     Uploaded by    Christina
Image HYS   06-28-17 3:22pm     Uploaded by    Christina
 wolfpk: Where's the Fruit Loops?
 ssignature: Follow your nose!
 Peter Pantsless: Staring me down, eh? Well, toucan play at THAT game!
Image 187693   06-26-17 10:47pm     Uploaded by    Christina
 Felicity: I often get sonder when I watch the credits of movies. Also, to add to the list: the sudden realisation that time is still happening now, after a long period of thinking about the past and the future.
 Teechur: @fanny Only too well. This year's seniors checked out at Spring Break LAST YEAR! This year's juniors did pretty much the same thing.
 fanny: @Teechur lucky you! i'm ready for a break... the kids are restless and checked out a couple of weeks ago... weather is warmer so crime is going up which means more or their parents are getting in trouble which means the kids are bringing all this extra baggage to school... i'm sure you can relate :)
 Kim: Love the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows
 Bluetocracy: @E. HONDA yeah, it's called being awake.
 sparename: @ch Xmal Deutschland
 Teechur: @fanny In other words, I may not wait until the 8th.
 Teechur: @fanny My children finished today. My school's final exams are finished on the 8th.
 E. HONDA: Is there a word for having all of these at the same time?
 ch: What about sehnsucht JESUS WHAT ABOUT SEHNSUCHT
 fanny: @Teechur 21 more days for us! we'll have to do some spaceship drinking on our last day ;)
 Teechur: My classroom as we approach summer vacation passes from 12 to 21.....
 scribbs: The first one is especially sad for a solipsist.
 CrystallineEntity: Useful list
 Mr. Butt: If only there were a way to explain things...maybe if we tried to arrange words into sentences, and sentences into lists...?
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 piranharama: And here we have a visual metaphor for a democratic two party system. Will Catbama Care be abolished and the invasion of Felixicans be halted? We can only hope.
 tib gubb: king of asshole ridge
 wolfpk: That gray striped cat sucks. He had the high ground and still lost.
 a robot: All the cats fight over the nose-scratching stick, it's the best stick for scratching noses
 ThatGuy: There can be only one!
 Robespierre: Dominating.
 scribbs: This cracked me up =D
 Mexico: Changing of the guard at Fort Asshole.
 hajjpodge: And now his Watch is ended.
 Scoo: Meet the new king, same as the old king
Image 174700   04-21-17 7:31pm     Uploaded by    XLY
 WaffleIron: @Noremak : I vote to make Fridays "Aggro-Bud" days.
 Scoo: What is this, Air Bud for like a kabillion ants?
 Noremak: Be careful. Remember the last time someone posted too many of one animal?
 sparename: It's raining dogs and dogs
 WaffleIron: Space bud invaders
Image 174695   04-21-17 7:03pm     Uploaded by    Christina
 Snake Jesus: myaaaAAAAAAA
 SomeCanadian: @a robot This cat is extra crazy. Like, voting for Jill Stein kind-of-crazy.
 a robot: I know most cats are crazy, but a padded room seems like an extreme measure.
Image 169897   03-27-17 09:47am     Uploaded by    Christina
 SpaceCow: Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil and "That's my fetish."
 thecraftywolf: when the one stupid kid raises his hand in class
Image 169889   03-27-17 08:31am     Uploaded by    Christina
Image FJZ   03-27-17 07:26am     Uploaded by    Christina
 AverageJoe: "There are way too many cat pictures on the internet" - No one ever
 Dreforian: REMEMBER ME
 duckfarts: i know it was you, furdo
 gutwheat: 4chan pranksters move on from "microwave your iPhone" jpgs to embroidered fake-grandma advice.
 Jaunty Shrimp: LISTEN TO ME! I did not have sexual relations with that kitten!
 Urn BooUrn: Da Godkitty.
 Knice: The hard part is not letting to much air out while try to get the stopper in.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Whispering incantations directly into your brain dome.
 scribbs: mmmwa!
Image 129048   09-01-16 6:31pm     Uploaded by    Christina
 duckfarts: new carmageddon's out
 Jeannie C: Wow. Somebody paid for this.
 Xeno: Needs paint on the headlights.
 SkidSolo: Isn't this the standard paint job for a BMW? The only thing missing is the pieces of bicycle embedded in the grille.
 Dreforian: "Again Marv?! That's the third time this week you plowed into a homemade preserves stand"
 Horatio: Wanna know how I got these cars?
Image 129040   09-01-16 5:54pm     Uploaded by    Christina
 duckfarts: faaaarrrrrtttt
 a robot: Feels good man
 Dreforian: duckface selfie
 Horatio: Quackf
Image 129032   09-01-16 5:14pm     Uploaded by    Christina
 Science: Just Googled "intimacy coach kim anami" and saw a dozen photos of her lifting everything from weights to donuts. I don't know what to think anymore.
 sparename: Olympic Muffplug Weightlifting
 Cami: My baby's got the jones crushin' love...
 Urn BooUrn: @There was a bob kegels
 illBilliam: Clearly she's been pumping iron
 There was a bob here: @Urn BooUrn with what?
 Urn BooUrn: Just noticed that she is holding a weight...
 Mr. Butt: I have an erection.
Image 129026   09-01-16 4:47pm     Uploaded by    Christina
Image CKA   09-01-16 3:39pm     Uploaded by    Christina
 AverageJoe: It's the first time in seven years they remembered my birthday
 Wooden Spoon: That is the expression I have seen on every dog that has been presented with food that a thoughtless human has set on fire.
 Whatever: Needs more candles
 frenchrevolution: "I wish my owners would take off this stupid hat."
 duckfarts: where is my sacrifice
 Horatio: *That cake's not boneless.
 Horatio: That cake's nor boneless.
 willowsprite: Rad for Sheps
 Red: happy borkfday
Image 128879   08-31-16 9:54pm     Uploaded by    Christina
Image CFU   08-29-16 10:39pm     Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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