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 Dr Awkward: .drugz.
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 Wooden Spoon: Lamasil should clear that right up
 White Rice: And then you realize it's UNDER the fingernail, and things just get worse from there.
 Annoying Vegan : Nail decal, or megaplankton?
 Mad Collager: The assassin readies his deadly miniature throwing star.
 Yurishiro: Staryu i choose you!
 Robespierre: Phytoplankton on the loose.
 LancesLeftNut: Deadly Starfish Attack!!!
Image 203462   09-14-17 5:11pm     Uploaded by    celebgate
 savvoy: Cat seems strangely resigned to its fate. Probably thinking,"I know where you sleep, bitch."
 Yurishiro: The risk i took was calculated, but man, i am bad at math.
 Urn BooUrn: Et tu, Camera-guy?
 Ulillillia: Beautiful shaved people.
Image 203280   09-13-17 6:55pm     Uploaded by    celebgate
 Dr Awkward: @Annoying Vegan I'm pretty sure it isn't [spits sand out of mouth]
 Annoying Vegan : @Dr Awkward Hang on... is this actually a cake?
 Dr Awkward: Ooh, cake!
 Air Biscuit: If islands could play hockey, it would probly resemble this.
 Yurishiro: @Fancy Clown no it's not.
 Fancy Clown: This is probably just a bare sand bank now
Image 202954   09-12-17 02:03am     Uploaded by    celebgate
 Mr Bleak: @Shay Buy the TV a drink, and start chatting to it. Be yourself; try to make it laugh. If you strike out completely, try the pot plant.
 Air Biscuit: @Shay i plug in the tv.
 Shay: (You find yourself in an apartment. The clock says it's 3 o'clock in the afternoon. The apartment and patio door are locked. The TV won't turn on and blah blah blah blah blah.)
Image 201432   09-04-17 12:47pm     Uploaded by    celebgate
 Ted Hebert: @tib gubb because we all still can't admit wehate Steve Jobs in public, because he got sick and died like everyone else who isn't 85 and dies?
 Derp Herpigan: @tib gubb the underscores?
 tib gubb: why does this fill me with such a deep hatred?
Image 201315   09-03-17 8:10pm     Uploaded by    celebgate
 Peety: The ambiguity of "we get dog" is pretty genius.
 charlemagne: @funny in the wall probably is crying, I didn't complete my research on this one
 funny in the wall: @charlemagne i always thought it was "crying"
 charlemagne: @Knice goodbye horses, I'm flying over you
 Knice: This is funny yet deeply disturbing to me. I'm certain the house that this is in has a basement with eye-bolts in the floor.
Image 200818   09-01-17 08:41am     Uploaded by    celebgate
 UltraBeverly: This foreplay is disturbing.
 FabricMan: Quaid...
Image 200599   08-31-17 04:07am     Uploaded by    celebgate
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 200122   08-28-17 7:22pm     Uploaded by    celebgate
 wolfpk: Thanks for the butt warmer
 Nopetology: Dog sez pffft!
 Whatever: Wait a minute - we don't own a cat... dang tribbles...
 Aufziehvogel: You're a pretty cat.
 Peter Pantsless: You've got needles; use 'em! Poke dat butt, gato; he'll never bother you again.
Image 199405   08-25-17 02:04am     Uploaded by    celebgate
 Derp Herpigan: Billy lug
 Scoo: Skids McKids
Image 198253   08-19-17 08:28am     Uploaded by    celebgate
 Mr Shifty: Ant writing. Lost my ant glasses. BAD.
 Catcat: @Bu7Z The things is, how does a Federation proton torpedo or whatever stack up against Imperium's void shields or ship armor? Comparisons are kinda bullshit
 Bu7Z: But I enjoy dropping his 'equiv-tech' into arguments about 'who would win between sci-fi world A and sci-fi world B' arguments. Wait, the federation still relies on HUMAN reaction times to engage in combat? Lol...
 Bu7Z: The works of Iain M Banks covers quite a wide range of scales in his Culture novels. (Shellworlds being a small working part in a machine the size of a galaxy being a good example)
 Spazstatic: I also like the chart that has the Shivan and Vasudan-Terran alliance from Free Space, Elite: Dangerous, Eve Online, and most of these.
 hajjpodge: Where are my Eve Online Titans?
 Catcat: @Ulillillia You can't suppress rebellion in Mars colonies if you can't bomb them to shit, ya know.
 Ulillillia: When I was a kid this is what they said NASA would have by now
 tib gubb: ermagerd serper ster derstrerer
 Scoo: What is this, a Starship Size Comparison Chart for ants!?
Image 197997   08-17-17 10:54pm     Uploaded by    celebgate
 SpaceCow: "And he saw the 900 and it was good."
 ChubbyBuddy: @ignatz Ollielujah
 ignatz: 'go higher' sayeth the Lord
Image 197591   08-15-17 10:08pm     Uploaded by    celebgate
 Robespierre: What is that? Crap Snacks?
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Shine Sometimes I go to Big Lots just to discover snacks that I've never seen anywhere else. One time they had potato chips labelled with the name of a casino halfway across the country.
 duckfarts: Stay in school.
 Aufziehvogel: And regarding the font with HONEY they mean HORROR
 WTF: @Mr. Shine I saw these in a truck stop in Missouri a month back.
 Mr. Shine: These exist. Big Lots used to be full of 'em.
Image 195880   08-07-17 08:49am     Uploaded by    celebgate
 Uncle Phil: Jerks, I have lines to wait in somewhere else in the Airport.
 VoR: @Teechur Strike!
 Teechur: I LOVE this videogame!
Image 195737   08-06-17 3:10pm     Uploaded by    celebgate
 dangerkeith3000: Dwayne Johnson
 SomeCanadian: Yep- that's a rock.
Image 194709   08-01-17 11:07am     Uploaded by    celebgate
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 194637   07-31-17 11:11pm     Uploaded by    celebgate
 Not A Bot: Well at least they're keeping them quarantined somewhere. Does that include people who are "Not Racist but" also? I hope so.
 Teechur: Mr. Incredible's dog.
 Mad Collager: When first fielded, the machine snowball gun caught the opposing troops by surprise.
 charlemagne: 'I'm going to ask you again, did you have sex with my snowman?'
Image 194290   07-30-17 06:48am     Uploaded by    celebgate
Image 194026   07-28-17 9:05pm     Uploaded by    celebgate
 sparename: " # I would hop 500 miles, Then *I* would hop 500 more..# "
 piranharama: Why a you wearing that stupid human suit?
Image 193866   07-28-17 01:04am     Uploaded by    celebgate
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