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 Captain Marsupial

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Image JTI   03-28-18 05:02am     Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
Image JTH   03-28-18 05:02am     Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
 Not A Bot: Sisters stop, u r doing me a porno.
 Scoo: Usually regular beat service works fine for me
 Nope: I have to pay extra for that
 Robespierre: Well, yes, it is an album from the early '80s ... and?
Image 239589   03-27-18 6:47pm     Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
 Passive: How to hail a taxi in Raccoon City
 Ulillillia: Squish squish bish, another one in the basket
 dangerkeith3000: I'm squishing your head!
Image 239520   03-27-18 09:26am     Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
 Mad Collager: That figure has a nice head.
 grizzly: Nice bust?
Image 238614   03-21-18 8:26pm     Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
 Annoying Vegan : Hey floofy baby!
Image 238586   03-21-18 5:03pm     Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
 Christina: Imortal Joe.
 Prefuse: *Swipes left*
Image 238420   03-20-18 5:03pm     Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
 VoR: Oh man. I initially read it as Stay wealthy. Hash your hands.
 Warrax: Good advice from someone without hands.
 funny in the wall: don't eat bird-touched food
 dangerkeith3000: Always a good decision.
Image 238402   03-20-18 2:54pm     Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
Image JSU   03-20-18 1:02pm     Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
 dangerkeith3000: TO SERVE MAN
 Robespierre: @Shay Perhaps on your planet - here there is still a little more than 3-1/2 hours left of it
 sparename: An Acorn Antique
 Shay: @Ulillillia All 1 hour and 45 minutes left of it.
 Ulillillia: It is Wednesday, my dudes
Image 237454   03-14-18 9:03pm     Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
 Not A Bot: If the onion doesn't fit, you must acquit
 Robespierre: Millenials are now using avocados ... to propose
 Mr. Shine: OMG!!!!
Image 237446   03-14-18 8:03pm     Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
 barfolomew: @Dresdenkeogh um, spoilers
 Dresdenkeogh: I heard John dies at the end @ThoughtlessGentleman
 ThoughtlessGentleman: mystery shack.
Image 237436   03-14-18 7:03pm     Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
 Kaviri: Back door friends.
 Bad Dad: I guess he finally found his drama-free relationship!
Image 233371   02-19-18 2:47pm     Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
 Shay: Paidei2?
Image 233357   02-19-18 1:03pm     Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
 Otterman: Dispose of your ugly children here.
 FatTigerWoods: [Hemophilia intensifies]
 Shay: She's not amused.
 Mr Bleak: Confused? You won't be, after this week's episode of...
 barfolomew: I'm pretty sure all these folks were pretty closely related, even for European monarchs.
 Not A Bot: Now what you've got there is a great birth control method. [shudders]
 Scoo: I'm like 99% sure that dude in the back works at the 3rd-wave coffee shop down the street from my work
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward they're technically the same family.
 Mr. Shine: That baby bite, though. Lol!
 Dr Awkward: "Their baby" is unclear... is this a wacky sitcom where two royal families cohabitate while raising a baby?
 Mumbo Dingus: Dead people.
Image 232606   02-15-18 07:31am     Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
 Scoo: I can't even imagine what you have to tip the balloon guy for one of these
 Side Boob: Republican balloon animals are getting out of hand
 imaginary gf: What Yayoi Kusama actually believes..
Image 232605   02-15-18 07:26am     Uploaded by    Captain Marsupial
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