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 Shay: *BOING*
 a robot: @Scoo He is a real guy, an anti-apartheid politician and activist, but somehow I don't think this is his official twitter account
 Scoo: Tokyo Sexwhale is someone's dancing name
 Peter Pantsless: *six million dollar man sound effect*
 WaffleIron: And yet I can.
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 scribbs: @Kim Reaper Man amazon.com/Reaper-Man-Discworld-Terry-Pratchett/dp/…
 BILL DOOR: @SunWukong YOU DO NOT HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE TASTE. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO ENJOY WHATEVER HORRIBLE THINGS YOU DESIRE, REGARDLESS OF HOW AWFUL AND BAD THEY ARE.
 Kim: @BILL DOOR I'm not surprised. They have great complimentary styles. Got a name?
 scribbs: @SunWukong I, for one, won't judge you for that. If you said the writing was poor or they lack literary merit, I might have issues, but I can totally see how they might not be one's cup of tea. De gustibus non est disputandum :-)
 SunWukong: I don't enjoy the Discworld books. *Takes cover*
 a robot: It's pretty impossible to pick a favorite Discworld book, but "Monstrous Regiment" holds a very dear place in my heart. I will be honest and say I haven't actually read the whole series yet, some of the older ones have escaped me thus far. And though they are technically "YA," the "Wee Free Men" books he wrote toward the end of his life are pretty outstanding as well
 Lestrange: @scribbs Small Gods is an effing amazing book. AMAZING.
 scribbs: Sorry, @Lestrange, I meant that for @werterland :-)
 scribbs: @Lestrange So you might start with "Small Gods" to get the flavor of a more-mature Pratchett; it's a stand-alone novel. Here are two references, first by date, second by characters: terrypratchettbooks.com/discworld-reading-order/ and lspace.org/books/reading-order-guides/… Enjoy!
 scribbs: @werterland You can start with "The Color of Magic" and go in order by publication. That will jump around viz. characters, so that you don't get, say, all of the Watch novels in a row. That's a good way to go. The only problem is that the first two novels, "The Color of Magic" and "The Light Fantastic" are the two weakest from a literary standpoint....
 Lestrange: @BILL DOOR I loved (and still do) the witches trilogy. Exquisite writing.
 werterland: @BILL DOOR I was wondering how to go about reading this series; there are a LOT of characters among MANY books, so I got the impression they aren't all necessarily in order timeline-wise/connected to each other.(?) Thank you for the advice!
 BILL DOOR: @SomeOtherCanadian NO, THEY ONLY COLLABORATED ON 'GOOD OMENS,' AND EVEN THEN GAIMAN ADMITS THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE BOOK WAS PRATCHETT.
 BILL DOOR: AND OF COURSE THE BASTARD NEVER HAS THE DECENCY TO DIE. I HAVE APPOINTMENTS, RINCEWIND!
 BILL DOOR: @werterland YOU HAVE TAKEN THE FIRST STEP UPON A LONG AND WINDING ROAD. BUT MAY I SUGGEST YOU INSTEAD START WITH 'MEN AT ARMS' OR, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 'MORT'? 'THE COLOR OF MAGIC' AND 'THE LIGHT FANTASTIC' ARE BOTH WORTHY BOOKS, BUT THE FIRST SUFFERS FROM A LACK OF DIRECTION. WONDERFUL WORLD-BUILDING, HOWEVER, AND OF COURSE RINCEWIND AND TWOFLOWER HAVE AMAZING CHEMISTRY -- IT'S RATHER UNFORTUNATE THAT IT TENDS TO BLOW UP IN RINCEWIND'S FACE.
 werterland: @BILL DOOR IS NICE. (You piqued my interest in the Discworld series, by the way. I bought the first book recently!)
 SomeOtherCanadian: @BILL DOOR maybe they wrote it together? I know they have collaborated
 BILL DOOR: @Kim SIR TERRY PRATCHETT ALREADY ALREADY DID.
 Lestrange: Good ole Bill
 SkidSolo: Busy?
 Kim: Let's get Neil Gaiman to write a story for this.
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 tokyopig: smart ass huh? well no more pieces of food until you make fews.
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar HE IS A CAT, HE IS NOT GOOD WITH SIMILES, METAPHORS, AND LIES. OF COURSE, I HAVE JUST LISTED THREE OF THE SAME THING.
 Skaalar: It's called "Alternative Facts." You simpleton.
 Queeblo: His eyes tell me he can see the text.
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 BILL DOOR: THE BURSAR WAS BITTEN BY A MAGICALLY IRRADIATED SPIDER. THIS PICTURE IS NOT HIM, OF COURSE, IT IS JUST A SPIDER. THE REAL BURSAR IS JUST NURSING A RATHER ANNOYINGLY ITCHY BLOTCH ON HIS HAND.
 Rat-Butt: this shall not pass! Now, where is my flamethrower?
 winwolf: You shall not pass!
 CastleBravo: (Runs screaming, never touches Bugles again).
 hearsegirl: Bugle horn?
 hearsegirl: chileans so relaxed. this is a wonderful spider.
 Gomi Day: wanna party with that spider.
 Sandor: Get me a fly, you fools!
 Derp Herpigan: Yer a spider, Harry!
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 Theimposter: And yet, you could have done... something. ..
 BILL DOOR: @Theimposter LOOK, IT'S MY JOB, ALL RIGHT? I TOOK NO PLEASURE IN CLAIMING HIM. I DID, HOWEVER, TAKE A LOT OF PLEASURE IN GETTING HIM TO AUTOGRAPH MY TIBIA.
 Theimposter: OMFG. How did I not get the memo he died? Knew he was sick but... Yeah. Very sad now. Damn you, Bill Door.
 Gomi Day: @BILL DOOR yes. terry probably would have laughed, though.
 BILL DOOR: @Scoo THAT WAS IN EXTREMELY POOR TASTE, SCOO.
 Mr. Shine: May his name live forever in the clacks.
 tritium: @funny in the wall no, he died a natural death, despite discussing assisted suicide beforehand.
 funny in the wall: suicide*
 funny in the wall: Is that Terry Pratchett? I thought he went the assisted suiciced route
 Dresdenkeogh: What a wonderful man.
 Scoo: Terry's not sure who wrote that or gave the sign to him
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 whiplash: Dementia Authors' Museum.
 Yttermayn : "Pratchett died on 12 March 2015, aged 66 surrounded by his family and *with his cat on his bed.*" Well, now we know what *really* inhumed him.
 Dresdenkeogh: Where is this? I want to go there some day.
 BILL DOOR: HE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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 jazzjunkie: Username+upload maybe a little bit obvious :-p
 lecj07: "Go forth my minions! Sow chaos and disorder!"
 LieutenantTofu: Bitch I sneeze birds
 SomeCanadian: YESSSS!!!
 Telkwa: We're gonna need a bigger dreamcatcher...
 Ulillillia: "BUTTERFLIES ARE NICE."
 yev: majestic, if angelic, creature
 wolfpk: Yeah, come just a little closer.
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 isosceleswaffle: This mad, ghoulish beautiful person.
 ChubbyBuddy: i dont mean to alarm you but your motorcycle is dead
 BILL DOOR: @Whatever BINKY WAS HELPING SUSAN AT THE TIME. BESIDES, SOMETIMES WE ARE ALL BORN TO RUNE.
 n00ch: the ghost ride of Paul Revere
 Whatever: Binky might not approve of this
 a robot: "You're Hell's Angels...what chapter are you from, then?" REVELATIONS...CHAPTER SIX.
 Lestrange: Awesome. Spectacular.
 Knice: THAT USERNAME/ UPLOAD SYNERGY.
 WaffleIron: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom bike!
 Peach: Later, dootlords!
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 BILL DOOR: @Sadbot COMMANDER VIMES HAS ALWAYS LIVED ON THE RAZOR-THIN EDGE OF SANITY, A PRECARIOUS BALANCE BETWEEN INCANDESCENT MURDEROUS RAGE AND A DESPAIR SO BLACK AND PROFOUND THAT IT CAN ONLY BE ACHIEVED BY STRONG KLATCHIAN COFFEE. ALCOHOL USED TO BE HIS ANCHOR -- NOW IT IS HIS FAMILY AND FELLOW WATCHMEN. HE IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, A GOOD COPPER.
 LogicKitty: I so want this to be a real cartoon show
 Lestrange: Rad for Nobby
 ClockworkJackalope: @BILL DOOR oook oooke oOOok
 buttbear: Discworld is always rad.
 Sadbot: I dig the style, but Carrot looks too frowny and Vimes looks less grizzled and more shell-shocked.
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 BILL DOOR: I CAN NEVER REMEMBER WHICH WAY THE HORSEY GOES.
 Rincewiind: Ah, the new painting of our Archchancllor Emeritus. The first in the ancient days, you know. A student quipped that neither of them could quite recall how the little horsie ones moved...but since being force-fed a copy of Hoyle's by the Librarian there has been a marked increase in politeness. It's now a quite hat-free zone if only for a few feet of the corridor.
 Dresdenkeogh: @jazzjunkie @Mr. Shine "Did I ever hear the song about the hedgehog?" "YES I BELIEVE ESME IS GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE AUTHOR"
 Science: Welcome to Jurassic Park.
 jazzjunkie: @Mr. Shine No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...
 Mr. Shine: *stands in salute* Forever Rad for Sir Terry Pratchett. May his name live forever in the clacks! Bow your heads in silence, fellow mortals, in honor of one who is gone, the excellence of whom this dying world shall never be blessed to see again. For as long as I shall remember him, I shall grieve.
 WTF: Is that The Amazing Randi?
 questionable: strange game. the only winning move is not to play
 jazzjunkie: SAD. That username/upload combo, though.
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 katwinchester17: @Whatever oh... That makes sense... Thanks for clearing that up for me :)
 BILL DOOR: @Dan Tagonistic OH DEAR. DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE THERE TO HELP IN GOOD TIME. WHEN THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH.
 Dan Tagonistic: Whos the monkey?
 White Rice: Eta Beta Pi.
 Whatever: @katwinchester17 It appears to be the faculty of the Unseen University of Ankh-Morpork, from Terry Pratchett's awesome Diskworld series.
 SpaceCow: Oook?
 Scoo: Oi, Harry, what's this lot you've fallen in with?
 Dresdenkeogh: @Supermansbrother a bursar is someone In charge of finance. Even in modern colleges student tuition is handled through a "bursar's office" he's the one with ridcully's crossbow in front of him. The one who looks like he's taking dried frog pills to remind him what universe he exists in.
 ughjeez: @Supermansbrother I'd guess that's him to Ridcully's left, based on the goofy-ass thousand-yard stare.
 Supermansbrother: Also what is a bursar?
 Supermansbrother: Where's the bursar?
 katwinchester17: The faculty.... Where can I sign up for whatever school they teach at?
 whiplash: Tolkien's original concept was Orangutan Baggins, but decided to make hobbits look more like the dwarves.
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 BILL DOOR: @guest UPPER RIGHT-HAND SIDE, JUST BENEATH MISTRESS WEATHERWAX.
 guest: who do we think is vimes, here
 BILL DOOR: @thecraftywolf NO JOKE, DR. WHITEFACE IS LEGITIMATELY TERRIFYING. IF I SLEPT, I WOULD HAVE NIGHTMARES OF HIM. LUCKILY, THE TERROR IS SOMEWHAT MITIGATED BY ZIGGY BURSAR.
 thecraftywolf: i see a clown i am been a frighten
 LogicKitty: Anything Terry Pratchett gets auto rad. Would get multiple rads if I could
 ClockworkJackalope: SQUEEK da ta da daaa SQEEK?
 ClockworkJackalope: SQUEEK
 Micro Jackson: Why didn't I think of this?
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 ClockworkJackalope: @ BILL DOOR I've read books, well chewed books
 Sadbot: Merry Hogswatch, y'all
 Meow: 2016 has been hard on everyone
 Disembodiedfoot: Buggrit. Millenium hand and shrimp.
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 scribbs: Maskerade?
 SomeCanadian: Death better watch those carbs.
 Knice: Paging @BILL D- oh, nvm
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 Jotun: affirmative Mr.Doot
 Bolt Vanderhuge: YES! (the skeleton kompellz)
 Janston: Ghost Rider voted Republican, huh.
 Dresdenkeogh: Golden corral it is then. Happy birthday skeleton head
 a robot: I'm glad @BILL DOOR is having such a great day!
 Wookiee: Seeing Ghost Riders' O-Face just brings up so many questions.
 Scoo: Yassssss!
 questionable: you're always so optimistic, Flaming Skull Who Can Only Say Yes
 KnowLifer: doot. doot. dooooot!!
 Peach: No. I mean Yes.
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 BILL DOOR: @Ulillillia NO, THAT WAS WERTERLAND THAT TIME. BUT THIS CAT IS NICE.
 Ulillillia: He's looking at the uploader, who just informed him that he is nice.
 ssignature: Oh My Ceiling Cat!
 ssignature:
 werterland: CATS ARE NICE
 TurkeyVulture: Oh my god! It's full of birds.
 Jayfu: @Janston the cat will never look at him the same
 Janston: You may never see him again.
 Lestrange: Correctly, at the centre of it, no?
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 BILL DOOR: @Peter Pantsless THAT IS A SILLY QUESTION.
 Peter Pantsless: Is this cat still nice @BILL DOOR?
 SomeCanadian: Uruk-hai kitteh.
 Noremak: Whom do you serve?!?
 A duck: In other words, he's revealed his true nature.
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 BILL DOOR: @Mr. Shine INDEED. UNTIL THEN, SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND, KING OF TROLLS.
 Mr. Shine: @BILL DOOR An honor, sir. Until then!
 BILL DOOR: @Mr. Shine I BOW TO YOU, MY LIEGE. WHEN YOUR TIME COMES, I SHALL USE THE SWORD.
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar THERE WAS A PERSON BEHIND A SHEET WITH TWO HUMOROUS DOLLS ON HIS HANDS, AND HE MADE ONE OF THE DOLLS HIT THE OTHER WITH A STICK. IT WAS VERY ABSURD AND I ENJOYED IT GREATLY.
 ModelTRex: Death is a sexist who says "ho" every time he sees a woman on screen.
 Skaalar: Damn @BILL DOOR . What's got your funny bone in such a ruckus?
 Mr. Shine: Respect to a master tradesman, from Diamond King Of The Trolls.
 Dresdenkeogh: SOME MORE BANGED GRAINS IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND.
 Beeble: DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DO
 Peach: Death: Ha ha, they keep removing the foam, can't they read?
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