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 glenalec: You can smell the pimple-cream.
 WTF: @Amy Housewine ...and to think he was in those Home Alone movies before becoming a musician.
 Ulillillia: troll level 1997
 Amy Housewine: Kirk O'Bane is my favourite member.
 Prostata: troll level 2005
Image 212832   11-01-17 3:42pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Micro Jackson: Great now let's eat before Lori gets here
 KickassHellyeah: "Best" friend....
 demonius: Is the friend's name Shane by chance?
 Morpen Lungus: One day I want to have a neighbor as cool as you. A little humor goes a long way when you're dealing with something like that!
Image 211123   10-23-17 2:58pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Mr Bleak: @let it go Note: "a cat". Multiple cats is incipient Mad Cat Personhood.
 Mr Bleak: @let it go Because a house without a cat is not a home.
 apoxia: @Christina Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal.
 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob
 Side Boob: @DarkTeddy It's a little guy shrugging :P
 DarkTeddy: Is v0v a side boob @Side Boob
 Ulillillia: @let it go Someone told me that they are nice.
 Sthenolaidas: @let it go I have always wondered about this
 Unbathed: @let it go mice.
 Christina: Cats are nocturnal animals.
 Side Boob: My cats were always on my schedule. vOv
 house md: Right. Now.
 confession: You're supposed to be nocturnal too.
 boomboomboom: Right. Now.
 let it go: Again, why do you people adopt these selfish, arrogant little pisspots as pets?
Image 210491   10-20-17 03:47am     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Felicity: It is Dan Aykroyd, but hes making a Peter Jason facial expression
 Skinr: @a robot Wish I could tell ya, but I just don't know.
 a robot: Is that Dan Aykroyd? Isn't he Canadian?
Image 208685   10-11-17 12:26pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 208014   10-07-17 5:03pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Felicity: It looks like someone dove in headfirst
 Beeble: Nov1.jpg
 msmstud: @Knice -- Nice.
 Knice: @Warrax :-D
 UltraBeverly: Straight to the latte factory with you!
 Dr Awkward: My goats just got sad that these are not being delivered to our house.
 Side Boob: Oh the humanity!
 Warrax: @Knice I could dance if these were burning.
 Knice: Pumpster. (Side note: Pumpster is my porn name.)
Image 207595   10-05-17 3:03pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 AstoriaBum: I've never liked using an electric razor.
 Ulillillia: iPhone X
Image 207004   10-02-17 3:45pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Catcat: @ChubbyBuddy Bernie would have won.
 Robespierre: Heh. Welcome Aboard.
 Yurishiro: @Yurishiro oo
 Yurishiro: If this comment doesn't get a thousand +s, the Spaceship is broken.
 Spazstatic: @Ulillillia but your comment was before moonmoon commented and it's italicized. I could swear I've seen manually typed replies and then the person comments and it didn't italicize after the fact.
 Ulillillia: @Spazstatic It only sends a reply notification if the user has already commented on the image.
 Spazstatic: @Spazstatic oh, it's a @Moonmoon thing only. :(
 Spazstatic: @winwolf also, your @Moonmoon italicized, did it actually send a reply notification? Does this only work for @Moonmoon? Is it only your special power? Can I type @fanny and get a notification sent to her? (Sorry if it did!)
 Mr. Shine: This user just got the rainbow badge.
 ChubbyBuddy: am i in the twilight zone? they rigged it for bernie??
 VeeKay: What in the... I though the score was part of the image at first. (Narrator - "It wasn't").
 Knice: Sweet baby Jeebus, look at that score!
 Side Boob: That's a lot of RAD
 winwolf: I do love this image... So much going on there. I mean, the guy in the purple shades, he's clearly seen some shit. (Bernie?)
 Ulillillia: @winwolf I'm not sure but @Bernie 2016 will give you eternal gratitude
 winwolf: @Moonmoon Wow! Have I unlocked an unknown Purple Power?
 Derp Herpigan: 24375 points. Holy.....
 Moonmoon: @winwolf Your wish is our command.
 Ulillillia: We miss you, hissed the Rock Cats
 deeeeeeeez: "Why don't you have a seat over here..."
 winwolf: If this doesnt get a thousand RADs, the Spaceship is broken.
Image 206773   10-01-17 11:39am     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Not A Bot: No.
 gutwheat: A pox on these new phones! In my day we wrote letters like gentlemen.
 l0dan: Maslow might argue this point...
 Ihminen: yea fuck air, water and food
 Nope: Fuck you maslow!
 Mr. Whiskers: To prove it: "Nickelback is a talented band "
 rustedpeace: I'll stick to the libertine and lower latency Ethernet, thank you selfsame much.
Image 206644   09-30-17 6:26pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 DangitBobby: Maintain a burnout through this intersection: 500XP
 Mr. Shine: @Volwen @Felicity That show had no budget, but excellent writing and acting. After I graduated high school, I used to come home from working stock at the local grocery store, and watch that show with my dad. The "Vertical Grandstand" episode where Harold got struck by lightning had us on the floor.
 SkidSolo: Which one is Ringo?
 Not A Bot: Wannahakkalugi
 Volwen: @Felicity Oh wow that takes me back. Good ole Canadian television shows.
 Felicity: Time for /The Red Green Show/
 ThatGuy: "Tell us what you thought about this" Immediate and unyielding confusion.
Image 205713   09-25-17 11:58pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking pictures next time, please
Image 205095   09-22-17 8:58pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 winwolf: As a dad, all I can say is "Yep."
 prospector: Kid knows how to party.
 VoR: probably just a tantrum over sweets but that sad face pulls on my heart strings
 Yurishiro: War is ugly business.
 Air Biscuit: "I just wanted to kill dr. venture."
 Warrax: Somebody's parents are getting a good night's sleep for once.
 Weedheart: This is great!
 catsanddogs: me too thanks
Image 204834   09-21-17 3:40pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Ted Hebert: @Robespierre don't bring Tom Bombadil into this. It isn't all about him.
 Robespierre: @Ted Hebert Old Men Of the Forest do no such things.
 dangerkeith3000: "I'm a grower, not a shower!"
 Ted Hebert: And then he tore her face off.
 Catcat: Teaching the pooping human how to stand.
 Robespierre: Love, Lampung-Style.
Image 201844   09-06-17 2:22pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Cami: Clean your droid.
 Felicity: Plant/cyborg relations
Image 201515   09-04-17 8:27pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan That night, a wadded-up Kim Possible printed kleenex and some black electrical tape I keep in my bag for taping down laces. By the next day, I was satisfied that it had stopped leaking, so I left it. Now I've got a cool divot and the hair grows all wonky there. :-)
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Holy cow! Did you get stitches, or just tape it up?
 Knice: One of my most notable scars is from a toepick. I was in a show, doing a pairs spiral with this lady when I hit a rut in the ice and went down. She kept going, and her left toepick stabbed me in the back of my left hand, right where the first thumb-bone joins the wrist. That caused her forward motion to become a turn, which gouged a sizeable chunk out of your boy. I got off as non-chalantly as I could, cupping my right hand under the left to catch the blood. When I got off-ice, I whispered to the Director "I need a bucket to bleed in!" She had one.
 Knice: @a sedated moose @Warrax @Annoying Vegan They're sharpish. Like, if you pulled your fingernail across an edge. It would shave up some dust; but they're not kitchen-knife sharp. I've seen and had some fairly bad cuts from them, but that's more a function of the amount of force behind the blade, not its sharpness.
 Warrax: @Annoying Vegan This is precisely what I wonder every time I see someone ice skating. I assume @Knice is down a few digits, like a shop teacher.
 a sedated moose: @Knice @Annoying Vegan I'm thinking more along these lines: #200598
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Are ice skates actually sharp? Has anyone ever lost a finger by falling and someone skating over them?
 Knice: No DIY squatty-potty; this is why I put my skates on to shit.
Image 200688   08-31-17 4:42pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Catcat: How does a snake wear Uggos, anyways
Image 200193   08-29-17 02:38am     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Donut: "Neato! I got me a throwing star!"
Image 199779   08-26-17 11:49pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Air Biscuit: Someone farted on the illuminatis pillow.
 Scoo: Me eyes! The goggles do illuminothing!
Image 199747   08-26-17 8:48pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Robespierre: @Air Biscuit No, DiGiorno.
 Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit Hallelujah!
 Air Biscuit: Delivered
Image 199188   08-23-17 11:48pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Felicity: Its like shes not even speaking cat
 Not A Bot:
 Sadbot: Cats only want attention when you're playing video games or sitting on the toilet
Image 198076   08-18-17 11:37am     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
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