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 Yam: People hate on starlings but I think theyre kinda neat
Image 235861   03-05-18 12:37pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 itskando: Is this a consummation notification? This is what I would like a consummation notification to look like
 SpaceCow: Peanut Butter and Jelly. The Romeo and Juliet of our times.
 Spazstatic: We go together like baby poop and gore.
 Aufziehvogel: Again this pic? That's a bad. Too many re posts here...
 Robespierre: Get a GRIP, mahn
Image 234992   02-28-18 3:47pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 SpaceCow: To ascend to garbage master you must learn to think and feel like the trash.
 Skaalar: Alright... Lets get this over with.
 Lemonator: This is someone's fetish! (duh-hur :-)
 itskando: Hmm. I guess this is the real they were talking about
 White Rice: Slightly terrifying, but Ill allow it.
Image 234689   02-26-18 9:40pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Jabberwikket: Maybe I should buy a lake....
 barfolomew: Dobe in a Tube
 Robespierre: Introducing Velvet 85 - Soulful, Striking Portraits.
 Yurishiro: Wow this would make a gorgeous oil painting
 ping: This waterslide is disappointing.
Image 233498   02-20-18 06:37am     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Xeno: Now let's see ya tie the stem in a knot with that tongue.
 VeeKay: Course I'm eating healthy! It's fruit isn't it?
 Teechur: *almost imperceptible mlem
Image 232273   02-13-18 12:27pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Derp Herpigan: 7 things you should know about my grandma, number 6 will shock you!
 Salvador Molly: The little girl's stance and expression really makes this photo!
 Mr. Whiskers: There were 173 things you needed to know about my grandma. Fortunately, I was a fat kid.
 Nothing: Nana's bloodlust cannot be sated
 rockkstar: 1 thing you should know about my grandma - she is too old to face trial.
 Nope: 1 thing you need to know about my Grandma 1. She has killed and will kill again, God help us all.
Image 230939   02-05-18 10:00pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Felicity: You cant beat our dumps
 NFLitGirl: @XLY - you can debate it, but you will lose :-P
 XLY: debatable
 kazzy94: I'll say!
Image 230714   02-04-18 5:07pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Munkybut: Aww. I thought it was a 4 leaf clover. Damn racists
 Bu7Z: Ah, the Front Line.
 tokyopig: Only the sky people know my politics.
 Sadbot: The Union Jack meadow up there is going to bomb the hell out of that stand of trees
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Damn nature, you racist.
 foreversmug: Oh, who do you think you are kidding, Mr. Hitler....
Image 229357   01-27-18 11:41pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 tib gubb: seagulls can fuck right off
 PenguinBartender: *In sophisticated voice* "Mine?"
Image 228569   01-23-18 4:41pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 well duh: ... can't find the cat before she has to leave. After work, 10 hours later, we manage to coax her out of hiding with treats, cough drop still stuck to her hip, we had to cut it off. Poor kitty had been licking at it all day trying to remove it. After that, if anyone sneezed in the house she would disappear for hours.
 well duh: So, like 17 yrs ago, when we still smoked, my wife would eat spearmint Hall's cough drops like candy. We had a skinny, super skittish cat named Smokey - scared of her own shadow etc. One day, wife is getting ready for work, projectile sneezes (this is a thing with her), hits Smokey square in the left hip, cough drop sticks, cat bolts for the basement...
 fanny: cute cat sad username :'(
 Hyphae: @Hyphae oh, it's a "size large sticker"... I had a horrible flashback to when one of my little kitties was playing under the house, and came back with a huge hole in his side
 Hyphae: What you got stuck on your side there, kitty?
 Greifer: lefty?!
Image 226478   01-12-18 7:22pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Staida: Can tell from drawing they are furry. What are these hints? I want them quantified so I can explain it.
 Skaalar: Saving this one
 Yurishiro: I Now understand more Bison from street fighter.
 qazwsx: "I can't give you grandkids Dad because I'm gay." "Whelp, that's the end of the Gnu's" "And now for the weather."
 ignatz: Never talk to me or my bibisonson again..
Image 224661   01-03-18 07:15am     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 addend: (Circles boxes.)
 Air Biscuit: You need an x because there will be pirate treasure in the box.
Image 224331   01-01-18 2:21pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 VeeKay: @jayjay They didn't tell you about the Blush Viper?
 waxymom: Needs a shave.
 l0dan: whats the made out of leaves?
 Tiny Butt: Someone send a raven to Meereen, cause it looks like Danerys has some 'splainin to do. Also, watch your sheepSpoilersand small children.
 jayjay: The actual snake is green. It is shoppes to look red. I believe it's actually called a Bush Viper.
Image 224109   12-31-17 09:31am     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 VeeKay: @jazzjunkie Amazon UK
 some guy : I draw the line at thumbtacks.
 jazzjunkie: I've searched high and low for one of these in stores; at this point, I may resort to going to buying clear resin and barbed wire.
 Mr. Shine: Edgy. I'll just go in your sink.
 Shay: Metaphor of what your arse feels after a KFC/Taco Bell double-dip.
Image 224001   12-30-17 6:09pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Mentos Pormer: The reincarnation of the "I Didn't Do It" boy.
 Side Boob: @zip file Still a good boy. 10/10 Would pet
 Not A Bot: now show us the number of Iraqis killed
 alex: Someone broke into the house, pooped on the floor, and I love you so much.
 zip file: Emptied your bank account, playing online poker.
Image 221780   12-18-17 10:58pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Mr Bleak: It's to make it easier to drink once the wall is in place.
 elronhubard: When the bottle looks strait, you've had enough.
 doggggggie: Which side did it defect to?
 jokertothethief: I had no idea that inanimate objects could defect.
 ThatGuy: 6.5/10 not Klein bottle enough
 Felicity: If this stuff is too nice for you, Ive got some crap!
 sparename: A trend in the 80's(?) UK was to melt Coke bottles like this and sell them on markets, they looked cool for a while but if left in sunlight, the Coke fizzed up and the thin bits of the bottle couldn't contain the pressure...
 tib gubb: sometimes when life gives you a bottling facility malfunction, you just gotta go with it.
 kornisjon: Good bottle to drink from laying down, possibly.
 trucker: Nah, those are everywhere when you go to 5th ave in playa del carmen. Not defective they're made that way.
Image 221179   12-15-17 6:54pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 jochenau: @addend Ah good call.
 Flarmie: @cenecia Damn, I wish my name was Larry or Isaac. Instead I have to figure out what to do with that T monstrosity.
 addend: @jochenau The axis of rotation is the left edge.
 jochenau: I think you did J wrong...
 cenecia: Your buttplug is assigned to you by the first letter of your name.
 Rev80: Most tedious substitution code ever..
Image 221077   12-15-17 06:35am     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
 Science: My cat licked a pumpkin pie that we had set out one Thanksgiving, leaving tongue marks everywhere. We ate the pie anyway.
 Extreme Locorito: Hm. How exactly does this mane work?
 BavidDowie: @ignatz It's all about the U bout the U
 ignatz: Doesn't matter, licked ham. Still not sure why they gave me top prize, but hey! Lion Mane!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: for the umpteenbajillioneth time I would love to see either the feline that can write english and in this case cook hams OR the human who has birthed a feline.
 Peter Pantsless: Whoa, your mother, a cat, was able to cook a ham and put it one the counter?
 Punt Numbles: I assume "mom" is wearing the Wig of Shame for not putting meat back in the fridge where it belongs...
Image 220792   12-13-17 6:21pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
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 DerMantis: I want your dogs
 Beer 30: Strikingly human expressions on their faces.
 sumo: Looks like the guys from flight of the conchords
 charlemagne: mum was so proud when little fido finally came out. dad just stared
 Fugative: Max wanted to spend his day off chasing cars with the rest of his pack but Lola somehow convinced him to go apple picking "it will be fun" she said
 Dorb: Get that dog some ears
Image 218478   12-01-17 1:09pm     Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
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