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Image JRP   02-21-18 10:54pm     Uploaded by    barfolomew
Image JRN   02-21-18 6:14pm     Uploaded by    barfolomew
 glenalec: @Yurishiro "Belgium doesn't exist" (websearch it :-)
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro That's a new one for me, but I can top it:…
 Yurishiro: Speaking of conspiracy theories I heard a new one about how australia actually isn't real and people who think travel there are abducted and their memory altered. The place itself is rumored to be full of dangers to keep people away.'TRUE' story
 Yurishiro: WE WISH
 square44: many times have they done this???
 tib gubb: seems plausible
 Shay: I was hoping to reset it to 1998.
 Nope: pbuh
Image 233602   02-20-18 8:03pm   Views: 31095   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 SpaceCow: Daddy Warbucks about to lose Annie number seventeen.
 Korrok: Korrok refuses.
 Science: Get away boy, you bother me
 Darmstadtium: That's one way to cure hemorrhoids
 Not A Bot: Envelope envelope?
Image 233475   02-20-18 01:54am   Views: 44942   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Whatever: First name: Sugar
 Spazstatic: @dangerkeith3000 I found out the other day that there is a character in Dragonball (don't know which sub-series) called "Da Di"…
 charlemagne: we're from the ilse of man
 tib gubb: *mouths silently* oooo-kay
 dangerkeith3000: What if someone decided to actually name their kid 'Daddy' so then whenever someone said their name it sounded all fetishy.
Image 233361   02-19-18 1:31pm   Views: 64118   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 kornisjon: My grandfather worked at the lego factory. I got a shit ton of legos (mostly red ones) but did I get this useful tool? No, I did not. I had to use my friggen TEETH, like an animal! But I'm not ungrateful. Except for a little bit.
 Kaviri: And this, dear children, is how you pry off a fingernail.
 BavidDowie: This also looks unpleasant to step on
 Teechur: This doubles as an instant lottery ticket scratch-off tool. You and your offspring can spend quality time after all.
 Air Biscuit: @glenalec is that why they called you "bleeding gums"?
 Not A Bot: I probably need a dog.
 addend: (Adds bottle opener and keyring.)
 VoR: Teaching my kids to use this...
 Ihminen: @glenalec I stole a butter knife from the kitchen and i kept it with my legos just for this
 tokyopig: Keep forgetting all the weird rewrites.
 glenalec: When I was a lad, we didn't have any new-fangled Lego-separation tools! We had to use our chompers or that funny thing in the nail file set.
Image 233118   02-18-18 02:03am   Views: 101074   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Side Boob: The Butt Plug Museum
Image 233110   02-18-18 12:54pm   Views: 98594   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Mr Bleak: @Peter Pantsless We refer to that as "Law of the Cat". If the cat is sitting on you, or up against you and you aren't holding it down you are excused coffee making, cooking, ...
 BavidDowie: These are my Kitty-Loafers.
 some guy : Now deepfake grumpy cat's face on it.
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."
Image 233106   02-18-18 12:26pm   Views: 96526   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Mr Bleak: Coming and going!
 Science: Fashion shows are dumb
 a robot: Stylish AND practical!
 addend: Best tapdance ever.
 bug: Seeing someone moonwalk in these would be trippier than usual.
 Mad Collager: I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine!
 when so: for when ya got eldritch joints that bend both ways
Image 232484   02-14-18 3:54pm     Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Micro Jackson: Puff the magic Dogfart, makes you dream of cheese
 Otterman: The smiling man is especially chucklesome.
 Yurishiro: Puff daddy?
 ping: *I* am the one who knocks. Wait... wrong meme.
 Robespierre: *murfs..."
Image 232440   02-14-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    barfolomew
 VeeKay: Designed them but got fired the same day.
 Mad Collager: Dress up your girlfriend in style!
 karmakat: and a few years back I saw a draq-queen with her platform shoes SHOOTING AT VAMPIRES!
 a sedated moose: @ignatz normally, if say something to the effect of "You win, shut the internet down for the rest of the day." But I think this time is more deserving of a "BOOM! Headshot!"
 ignatz: is this the reverse cowgirl i've heard about?
Image 232094   02-12-18 12:31pm     Uploaded by    barfolomew
 glenalec: @Shay - Better than the claim he recanted his theories on his death bed (made by his fundamentalist-Christian sister who was over 100 miles away from his bed at the time of his death, but constantly dragged out as 'proof' of ... something?)
 Shay: Charles Darwin made this drastic discover before his death.
 Ulillillia: You Don't Mess With The Zohan
Image 231942   02-11-18 3:26pm     Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Annoying Vegan : That is not how fondue works.
 glenalec: @barfolomew - yep that's the one. AG likes to mess with the links, but we can reverse-mess them if we are dedicated enough :-)
 barfolomew: Oh and as you mentioned it did work for five seconds until the coil (which he smelted in the microwave) melted.
 barfolomew: @glenalec he gave a Ted talk about it, is that what you linked? It was a great project, and I love how the end result looks like an inchoate horror from another dimension attempting to hide by taking the form of a toaster.
 Teechur: @glenalec Perhaps his next project could be an AED to bring himself back to life after he attempts to use the toaster.
 Derp Herpigan: @glenalec Thwait, thwhat?
 glenalec: Artist was Thomas Thwaites - grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=5ODzO7Lzpw
 glenalec: vv I believe it actually did work. For about 5 seconds.
 glenalec: This was a toaster that the artist tried to make entirely himself from raw materials (he ended up having to cheat for the plastic, and made the case from melted-re-moulded plastic 'mined' from landfill.)
 sparenamelaptopdied: French Toaster
Image 231763   02-10-18 2:31pm     Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Dr. Bathroom: This is a dogs.
 bug: Those are rats. You were thinking of rats.
 ping: Can you draw another picture. I'm not sure I understand.
 Warrax: This must be one of those updogs I've heard so much about.
 Nothing: No dogs on the moon
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Do you all see now what happens when you give your dogs one morijuano pot stick? Poor puppet
 barfolomew: Those. None of those. In stors.
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Image JQO   02-09-18 10:22am     Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Skaalar: Kinda reminds me of Majoras Mask.
 some guy : @tokyopig Is this within the desired tolerance?
 raditzu: Stick a finger in my eye babe, oh yeah, stick it good
 Bohab: "Kill meeee..."
 NoRagrets: *throws consoleball*
 a robot: I am a bit afraid.
Image 231488   02-08-18 10:54pm     Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Aufziehvogel: Totally buzzed and spaced-out
 Amy Housewine: That's clearly a robot in a feeble disguise.
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless The opposite of booze isn't weed
 Shay: Robo Jesus does not care, beep boop.
 Ulillillia: Beep boop we get it
 toolbag: Lol at the USA Capitol building on top of a Mayan pyramid on top of a Euro castle
 Dr Awkward: Bender in Denver?
 bug: Was gonna enslave all humans, but then I got high.
 charlemagne: this looks remarkably like my hippie friend angus
 Side Boob: Stonedbot
 funny in the wall: sounds like my kind of robot
 Yurishiro: Get a job!
 Robespierre: Whoa ... it's Gregg Allman robot.
 Peter Pantsless: The opposite of @Sadbot
Image 231389   02-08-18 12:31pm     Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Mr Bleak: Insert tab A into slot B with appropriate screwing.
 some guy : Our breakfast special is a deconstructed wheat toast prepared in our deconstructed toaster.
 Jason Steak: Me too @well duh
 well duh: Reassemble, Stephanie!
 sparename: Sorry Dave, Kryten will rebuild it...
Image 231388   02-08-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Yurishiro: Will you marry me? -The web
 well duh: Does your girlfriend have Kathy Griffin's 90's haircut?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: aye girl! you lookin?! tssttt! aye! you single? i got jewelss.
 Matricii: and they said they don't test on animals...
 Teechur: "What doesn't kill you makes you strong, horse"
 Yam: Is your girlfriend beautiful?
Image 230836   02-05-18 10:31am     Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Mr Bleak: Danger Will Robinson! Danger!
 Felicity: @tib gubb Spegg
 Side Boob: We are from...France.
 Robespierre: @sparename Sounds legit.
 sparename: Voyager's sensors identify an M&M-Class planet
 tib gubb: space egg
Image 230145   02-01-18 12:47pm     Uploaded by    barfolomew
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