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 Aufziehvogel's Aggro-Gator

 Matricii: Just remember, you may watch the trees but they also watch you back...
 Not A Bot: "AND I had asparagus, pigs!"
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 duckfarts: the fuck are you all crying about? Shes standing up; you never seen a tall girl before?
 Festis: is this about 9/11?
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 Science: @VeeKay: He's not 6'3" (at least any more.) If you look at photos with him next to Obama, he's closer to 6'1" (probably due to shrinking with age, though he still claims 6'3" for "power" purposes.) I'd buy 230 at that height (due to personal experience.)
 VeeKay: @Science Loving all the comparison pictures on the web of guys who are 6'3" and 230 or so pounds compaired to the Fatass in chief. Something does not add up.
 Spazstatic: Ah, crap, I drew a digital clock.
 Felicity: Version 7.1 is the original version?! Also, holy shit, I was able to do the visuospatial part. That never happens!
 Science: @VeeKay: Being an idiot doesn't mean you have Alzheimer's. That's how he passed.
 Aufziehvogel: @grizzly : Mr. Trump, is that you?
 grizzly: I failed.
 Robespierre: TRUMP PASSED THIS! He is clearly a Stable Genius, and passing this PROVES it!
 Mr. Butt: [1] Cat from shithole country. [2] Pointy dog from shithole country. [3] Pony for terrorists.
 Uncle Phil: Sex: Yes Please.
 VeeKay: No way did that idiot get a perfect score, no way. Love to know how much the bribe was though.
 Aufziehvogel: "Why didn't you draw a clock?" - "It's not tennpast eleven yet."
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 Not A Bot: Wrong hole, I believe.
 Robespierre: Crank it UP!
 fanny: @Aufziehvogel my favorite book. rad!
 a robot: You win this round, @Aufziehvogel :D
 Aufziehvogel: Vogel. Aufziehvogel!
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 BavidDowie: There seems to be a leak in your...from your...oh my.
 Not A Bot: Get off my corner, grandma!
 Robespierre: Animated "Fountainhead" looks questionable.
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 Otterman: Mondays
 Yurishiro: Why do they all have Christopher Walken faces?
 Whatever: Bad day at Bikini Bottom
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 jazzjunkie: Captain Wendigo and his sidekick
 Aufziehvogel: Oops I accidentally bad voted my pic as I wanted to give you a plus 1. Damn small phone!
 Ulillillia: @Darmstadtium Hi neighbor!
 Darmstadtium: Wilson?
 WTF: I too remember being dropped off for my first day of Kindergarten.
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 addend: What, you couldn't antialias?
 Felicity: Nice pixel cursive!
 Warrax: Rap all day, bleep all night, panty never.
 Haute and sweaty: Way ahead of you.
 tib gubb: sloth lyfe
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 Felicity: Zooropa
 El Barto: Non.
 nlx27: ANSchLUSS !
 Aufziehvogel: @kinggheedra : war das Motto der EXPO 2000 in Hannover und auch Text des dafuer von KRAFTWERK geschriebenen Songs.
 Aufziehvogel: @Bu7Z : vulkane noch taetig = einstuerzende neubauten
 Bu7Z: Sind die Vulkane noch taetig?
 Bu7Z: Einstuezende neubauten...?
 kinggheedra: Soll das Kunst sein oder was?
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 Aufziehvogel: @dangerkeith3000... Nah, white plastic!
 dangerkeith3000: Black metal chair
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 charlemagne: there's got to be a better way to restock the lollipop jar
 Aufziehvogel: I wonder if you see...
 Donut: "Before you ask, no, we do not sell spinners here."
 Meow: so it wasn't the greatest business model
 karmakat: are you...Gepetto?
Image 196089   08-08-17 10:26am     Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
 Aufziehvogel: This is Olga of Kiev. Now Olga gave to each soldier in her army a pigeon or a sparrow, and ordered them to attach by thread to each pigeon and sparrow a piece of sulfur bound with small pieces of cloth. When night fell, Olga bade her soldiers release the pigeons and the sparrows. So the birds flew to their nests, the pigeons to the cotes, and the sparrows under the eaves. The dove-cotes, the coops, the porches, and the haymows were set on fire. There was not a house that was not consumed, and it was impossible to extinguish the flames, because all the houses caught on fire at once. The people fled from the city, and Olga ordered her soldiers to catch them. Thus she took the city and burned it, and captured the elders of the city. Some of the other captives she killed, while some she gav
 AstoriaBum: Cue "Immigrant Song"
 Donut: Come to me, my pretties! Carpetbomb all of my enemies!
 Rev80: Our Lady of Perpetual Parlour Magic
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 KrazyKat: Does your girlfriend cut her own hair?
 Aufziehvogel: Esthetic like #195341
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 Cami: Does your girlfriend have a sore back?
 Dresdenkeogh: Recursion #195351
 Knice: This cost me hella gems, but was totally worth it.
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 E. HONDA: needs more lens flare
 Ulillillia: @Scoo It took you all the way from the color in the bottom-right to the color in the top-left.
 Scoo: @Shay I still use Print Shop on my Apple //e. Amazingly, there are still ribbons available for the printer.
 Shay: Somebody still uses Print Shop.
 Scoo: Witty commenting is mine
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