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 apoxia's Aggro-Gator

 Zukero: Ceramics are RAD
 Zarathustra: Two cups two girls.
Image 248131   05-18-18 07:47am     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Stumpwiz: Looks like amputee day on Aggro.
 WannaBee: He's getting the Cybermen upgrade.
Image 247159   05-12-18 2:47pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 glenalec: IT'S NOT A TUMOR!
 Springbok: Pink-footed boobies
 VeeKay: Balls to this man
 Amy Housewine: The nutte sac.
 Annoying Vegan : Pollen count is getting ridiculous this month.
 WTF: "Cover me in ball sacs please."
 Robespierre: Artichokes!
 Shay: Fruit of the Gloom
 Dr Awkward: Bumblebee Tuna!
Image 246990   05-11-18 2:54pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Mr Bleak: @WannaBee Can you tie 'em in a knot / Can you tie 'em in a bow / Do they get real sore / When you drag 'em cross the floor / Do your Boobs hang low
 VoR: Big ball of funky goodness
 lecj07: Tig ol' bitties.
 2Berries: @Christina star wars return of the jedi, horrible bar band at jabba's palace
 SpaceCow: Dairy Queen's new mascot wasn't invited to the Macy's Day parade.
 itskando: Titman
 Korrok: dose appendages
 Christina: I wonder what fictional animal it this balloon supposed to look like.
 WannaBee: Do your boobs hang low / Can you swing 'em to and fro
 SuedeOxford: Yo mama.
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 artfulcodger: this can go to hell
 Shay: I'm gonna salp you silly.
 Christina: @grizzly It's not trash if it is still part of the food chain.
 2Berries: Mimic octopus after seeing plastic bottle
 grizzly: @Christina both. This salp is a deadbeat.
 Christina: @Yurishiro Thank you.
 firesoup: @Christina it's called Sea Salp
 Christina: Is this some kind of transparent animal or a piece of trash?
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 WannaBee: It*s Brendon Urie. He*s the singer from Panic at the Disco.
 Astanapan: @karmakat Maybe he also fell asleep, and this is his reaction to what the trollface tattooist has been doing in the meantime.
 Vladimir Puta: At the factory of 'scream-in-a-box'
 marxist: He is actually watching his sportball team loose on the studio TV.
 karmakat: wuss...I fall asleep during tattoos...
Image 240642   04-03-18 02:54am     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Wooden Spoon: @BavidDowie: owl jowls!
 UltraBeverly: That would look stunning in an American flag two-piece bikini.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: your teets make that look like a viking eagle.
 sparename: Ragret-O-Raptor
 BavidDowie: Jowls
 Yam: Oof, bummer
Image 240500   04-02-18 07:47am     Uploaded by    apoxia
 trelyate: the protagonist of Square's next game?
 raditzu: hairy legs...
 Robespierre: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town ...
 dangerkeith3000: Is he a metaphorical dickhead?
 DrNinjaman: Ironically, the shorts are button fly.
 Donut: "Just keep walking...ignore everyone looking at you...keep walking...don't think how stupid I look...just walk..."
 Teechur: Why do fashion designers hate humans so much? The should go back to their home planets.
 Mr. Whiskers: I catch myself in zippers too often for that to be safe
 Shay: @ignatz "What are ya, the hot dog inspector?" - Pee Wee Herman
 ignatz: Biggles flies undone
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 Prostata: yeah i got yer sack o' sauce... right here.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: this needs to happen now and again.
 Dr Awkward: Wiener: noun. Beef: noun. Pork: verb.
 dangerkeith3000: @a robot Poe's Law is great, isn't it?
 a robot: I think that this just HAS to be fake, but I can't find any proof online either way
 tib gubb: delicious
 Knice: Name O' Dancin'
Image 235785   03-04-18 11:47pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Staida: Fancy means poison, usually.
 tib gubb: bright colors are one of nature's ways of saying "heck off"
 Amy Housewine: Ssssssssssssssssstylish
 Otterman: Jaunty!
 Mr. Whiskers: Ah the deadly Blu Razzberry Viper
 fanny: aren't you beautifully terrifying
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 Mr. Shine: "Killlll meeeeeeee"
 jazzjunkie: Strings attached.
 petepuma: Instructions unclear; joined Mumford and Sons
 Peter Pantsless: Ah, yes, the Pikasso
 Derp Herpigan: Anyway, here's Wonderwall in 5 dimensions.
Image 235597   03-03-18 10:47pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Joseph: It's called flotation, look it up.
 jazzjunkie: Even with the hole, this would make a great floaty toy floating on a river or lake!
 El hefe: I love poop, and other body fluids
 wolfpk: At New York Fashion week.
 Butcherboy: Swimming pool or maxi pad?
 BavidDowie: Tub's got a leak in it!
 tib gubb: this is somebody's fetish
Image 235594   03-03-18 10:31pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Robespierre: Mr Mojo, rising...
Image 235593   03-03-18 10:26pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Matricii: Canadian Warm-up suit?
 Teechur: @jochenau Oooh! Over the shoulder! That way you can wear them with any shorts. Or no shorts at all!
 Greek Fire: That's actually the original way pants were made - that's why they're plural and we say "a pair of pants".
 jochenau: @Teechur Do you mean like garters, or actual over-the-shoulder suspenders that go down to the knees? I kind of like the latter option.
 Aufziehvogel: Wanna look stupid? Cause thats how you will look stupid
 Spray Tan: We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town ... beep-beep.
 Pizza: Jeggings are a slippery slope.
 ASTER: Lmao like that one Achewood comic with lil nephew
 San DoDo: Oh Peter, nay again!
 Teechur: How stupid. You need little suspenders to hold up those pant legs. Or laces. Maybe thumbtacks.
 bbbrandon: This is one of those times I'm glad I don't follow fashion trends.
Image 229027   01-26-18 02:54am     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Wooden Spoon: My favorite part is the white merkin sticking out of his pants.
 carpwoman: Mom, dad, I'd like you to meet Chuck.
 Teechur: @Felicity Have we got a video?
 1979: The riddler. LGBT version.
 CrookedCop: I swear I proofread that and it said *my* own tea. Goddamnit I suck at life.
 greenbean: You havent made the tea, have you, Neil?! I suppose you want me to make own tea!!!
 addend: " now hiring Fashion Designer".
 Warrax: Cyberpunk Lucky is about to murder those kids if they don't stop coming after his lucky charms.
Image 227878   01-19-18 11:31pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 addend: (Adds hot sauce.)
 charlemagne: I don't think I could do a vegan diet
 eevee: Leftovers can be tasty. Or not.
 Himesama: Eeewww peas.
 Bluetocracy: let's take a vote: stoner or pregnant?
 a robot: I don't know what you're trying to do, but you're doing it wrong.
 Peter Pantsless: Is this what they call a "full English"?
 fanny: oh god
 Teechur: I see breakfast, lunch AND dinner all at once. Perhaps blunner? brunner? Breanchner?
 Scoo: Part of a Complete Breakfast
 Xeno: What? No parsely garnish? I'm starting to suspect this restaurant isn't as classy as it looks.
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 Hokie333: WE WIN. (#227760)
 Shay: Incoming PETA disruption in 5...4...3...
 redpeepee: Beauty of Bugtussel East
Image 227790   01-19-18 3:26pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 9inchfails: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!
 InfiniteZero: @funny in the wall Hm. Three seconds of intense internet research has revealed that Grabill Country Meats apparently no longer cans such a product - they seem to do "boneless chicken" only, whatever the hell that is, but something called Sweet Sue does. Pictures at 11, or whenever (or if ever) ImageBot gets around to posting them.
 wolfpk: "Meat"
 Mad Collager: I am outraged that the Friendly Spaceship is reduced to spamming!
 poetrysucks: @funny in the wall They are popular in Northeast Indiana - there is an Amish, I believe, chicken cannery in Grabill. You learn about such things when you have relatives from Fort Wayne - shockingly, it's rather proular with them, and even more shockingly, it really is pretty good for making casseroles, etc.
 funny in the wall: @Robespierre i've only seen pictures of the fabled canned chicken and i was beginning to suspect they were fake. well done, sir.
 peeper: @funny in the wall We did something similar with a canned whole chicken - it started in 1973, and my cousin is currently in possession of it.
 blue shoes: OK
 Science: S'Meat. By the way, Spam and Mac and Cheese is great. The saltiness really compliments the richness of the butter and cheese.
 charlemagne: flesh is flesh, meat is meat, man or animal, I must eat
 barfolomew: Guaranteed to be 100% animal product of some kind.
 funny in the wall: in high school, our group of friends had a can of spam that we kept regifting for birthdays and such. we thought it was clever. but then my grandmother came to the US from Ukraine and opened it and tried to eat it (it was too salty and she didn't like it)
 cj22: The resemblance is striking.
 dangerkeith3000: Yep. That is meat, all right.
Image 227748   01-19-18 10:31am     Uploaded by    apoxia
 jochenau: It looks like he's holding little tiny Lisa Frank revolvers.
 Scoo: It's called 'fashion', look it up!
 Mexico: If even I fail to work this, what hope can you have?
 sparenamelaptopdied: Many bets were lost that day
 rockkstar: you go girl!
Image 227348   01-17-18 08:31am     Uploaded by    apoxia
 grizzly: I always thought that cake looked delicious.
 SpaceCow: Their uncle Kangaroo finally got out of the zoo.
 Scoo: Better get used to these bars, kid
Image 227347   01-17-18 08:26am     Uploaded by    apoxia
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