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 apoxia's Aggro-Gator

 square44: a bail pepr away keeps the jailer away
 wolfpk: Must be code
 bug: These are all fantastic rapper names.
 FormerLurker: This haiku sucks.
 dangerkeith3000: This is actually a coded NSA message.
 tib gubb: cleverer than the random passerby may suspect
 Scoo: Eye Dialect AF
 PenguinBartender: Hee-yuck.
 Amy Housewine: False if true, which I'm going to have a wild flying guess that it isn't.
 Off Topic: Stay N skool kidz.
Image 264584   08-28-18 1:03pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Mr Bleak: "If it works, it's not stupid". Yes. Yes it is stupid. Got a cat? Kid? Working brain cell? :sigh:
 apoxia: @dangerkeith3000 That's something I don't understand about American power sockets. Why no switches to turn them on and off?
 dangerkeith3000: IT helps you can actually turn off the electricity with those switches in the corners.
 WannaBee: So is this one a fingernail clipper cleaner?
 sparenamelaptopdied: Would be nice to have a 2-pole switch on this outlet
 Solemn: As unsafe as this looks, it actually works.
Image 264422   08-27-18 1:03pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 FireBreathingMarmot: No, I kan't.
 Side Boob: Loch Ness Monster selling his canoe?
 TurkeyVultureTed: I've spent a lot of time in a beat-to-hell red Old Town Discovery 169.
 dangerkeith3000: It'll be tree fiddy.
 fumbduck: Aha, kanew it!
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like a ka-used to me
Image 264417   08-27-18 12:26pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 itskando: Annd gadzooookieee do-doo-dee-doo
 Scoo: Rawr!
 Amy Housewine: He's tapped! He's tapped!
 Robespierre: Party time!
 Ihminen: oh no there goes tokyo
Image 264401   08-27-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    apoxia
 WTF: Nice! I was planning on cooking up some kitchen cacciatore for dinner tonight.
 Robespierre: ... and don't forget to spay or neuter your neighbors, America. Good night!
 Amy Housewine: These cats are the best fitted-kitchen installers in town.
 dangerkeith3000: the CH is silent.
 Side Boob: Can I have a cat instead?
Image 264394   08-27-18 09:26am     Uploaded by    apoxia
 apoxia: @Robespierre Actually it's a service door to a cafe in Sumner, Christchurch, New Zealand :)
 Robespierre: That looks like a Chicago Public Schools logo; ergo, legit.
 BavidDowie: Strick Strickly
Image 264266   08-26-18 1:47pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 cannabis: Snapdragon seedpods.
 Eleftheros: @Mr. Whiskers sucks they can never wander out again.
 Mad Collager: That's one big closet.
 Mad Collager: That's one big closet.
 Mr. Whiskers: I hate when guests "accidentally" wander into my skull room
 San DoDo: @Air Biscuit I knew him well...
 Air Biscuit: Alas poor yorrik, what are you doing with the level editor?
Image 264239   08-26-18 10:26am     Uploaded by    apoxia
 tib gubb: the family who... oh god
 Otterman: ... and, saved.
Image 262790   08-17-18 11:03am     Uploaded by    apoxia
 aeroaero: If the Ancient Aliens guy was a gothic punk
 Mumbles: Goth parents are a rare blessing
 Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore
 Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.
 raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...
 Dr Awkward: Sorry baby. We dont choose our parents.
Image 262782   08-17-18 10:03am     Uploaded by    apoxia
 TheFrogMan: Retaining water I see
 Science: I like this girl
 a robot: classy
 Scoo: This porn is weird
Image 262781   08-17-18 09:47am     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Mr Bleak: This is where #262402 shops for wine.
 Korrok: I've seen worse.
 UnknownSample: 1 cat please. Yes, that's all.
 WannaBee: @Butcherboy reverse image says Russia.
 Butcherboy: 89 cents for batteries? When or where is this
 Butcherboy: Cat scan
Image 262360   08-14-18 5:26pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Mr Bleak: @Mr. Shine Dunno - but it seems to have just ended.
 Vinochet: @Vamp Plemuble is my stripper name
 Robespierre: @Gold Morpumple Look to the left - Recent Comments - and our usernames appear there properly. Or at least as properly as our usernames can appear.
 Teechur: @Tring Cremungo Wait, how do you know I'm Teechur? Or did you just hit reply and I'm the only one who sees my own name in your reply? *curls into fetal position and rocks back and forth*
 Robespierre: @Teechur You can pledge and still get messed with. So what's the point?
 Teechur: @Mert Cremombies @Jeld Drumongus Do you get it now? THIS is what happens when only 79 out of 4800+ Aggronauts pledge to Aggro-Gator.
 Side Boob: @Bemp Dampungo They made everyone purple for a while, now everyone is red. vOv
 Not A Bot: I wonder if he did.
 WannaBee: @Jarm Flumoble i don't know, but I like it :)
 Mr. Shine: Nice joinery! Anyway, do you think this red-dot, gibberish-name occurrence is a bug or a feature?
Image 262357   08-14-18 5:03pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms
 Mr. Whiskers: Some gnome doesnt have anything to sit on
 wolfpk: Are those psychedelic mushrooms? If so, that boy is in for hell of a mind trip! !
 savvoy: Local boy murders entire fungi family
 Lantry: @Flert Flumoble it changes every time you load the page
 Lantry: I haven't seen my username yet, but whatever it is will be the new scientific name for these mushrooms
 Robespierre: Who's 'shroomin' who?
 Mr. Shine: What a Fun Gi!
Image 262355   08-14-18 4:54pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Stumpwiz: Stigmata.
 Air Biscuit: Happy 30th birthday logan!
Image 262354   08-14-18 4:47pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 raditzu: Abominable Sasquatch
 Air Biscuit: More unrealistic body standards.
 WannaBee: Majestic af
 Robespierre: Tonight on "Weird Anatomy"...
 Zarathustra: Break the internet!
Image 262337   08-14-18 2:54pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Air Biscuit: Nailed it.
 Robespierre: Musta bin won helluva sneeeeze
 AdaMan: Korrok stop messing with our popcicles
 Zarathustra: Lepper sponge bob.
Image 262336   08-14-18 2:47pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Eleftheros: @Mr. Shine sometimes it's furry. Sometimes it's smooth. Depends on the camel.
 WTF: Does your girlfriend like shoes?
 fanny: nice camel toe
 Whatever: Ninja fashionista
 Mr. Shine: Is this a "furry" thing?
Image 257457   07-15-18 09:26am     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Annoying Vegan : Musk stick?
 Mr. Shine: Hmmm sushiPops!
Image 256102   07-06-18 8:54pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 UnknownSample: Loooong loooong maaaaaan
 WTF: Now you can take the scent of Elon with you wherever you go.
 Mr. Shine: I don't understand any of that.
Image 256101   07-06-18 8:47pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
 Kaviri: I think circus peanuts are ok.
 Not A Bot: ack! i'll have to apply for a loan! i was only greasing ONE of them EVERY OTHER day!
 bug: @dobbiesdoogs Hopefully they're watermelon flavored.
 dobbiesdoogs: switcharinos incoming!
Image 256098   07-06-18 8:26pm     Uploaded by    apoxia
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