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 WannaBee: Deliver me into my fate / If I'm alone I cannot hate / I don't deserve to have you / Ooh, my smile was taken long ago / If I can change I hope I never know
 raditzu: Mr. Universe.
 Passive: Bright: The Musical just didn't have the same tone as the movie
 addend: (Wiggly air intensifies.)
 tib gubb: it seems nice?
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 VeeKay: Hail statin!
 Science: Behold! the flames rise / From the compass' cardinal points / Burn the sacred oil, / And with the ashes you'll anoint / Arrange the symbols / Of the wizard and magician. / Light the candles, / Place the parchment paper in position / Between its leaves place / The lash from a black cat's eye, / A straw of a broom, / Fold, burn and centralize.
 Robespierre: Well howdy, neighbor
 NoRagrets: Hail satan
 Not A Bot: I wanna party with that lemon
 Amy Housewine: Belphegor tried really hard to look interested while The Magus showed him his new dance.
 2Berries: Pointy hat required
 dangerkeith3000: TASTE THE RAINBOW!
 DrinkMixMan: what kind of dog is that
 raditzu: "So, you think you HAVE the power to control me, sorcerer?"
 Dr Awkward: Mondays, amirite?!
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 Ironass: Well, hello, Dali!
 necronomicon: The man who stares at goats
 titular role: Hmmm... maybe melting books? No. Melting clothes?
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 Skinr: "We'll see how Isaac likes it when I stand on HIS shoulders!"
 wolfpk: That's either the giants quiver or his.... Let's just say it's his quiver.
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 Science: This is porn, right?
 raditzu: Ah, ladies! :)
 Robespierre: @VoR Where would they be without them?
 VoR: Ladies with their legs. Legs are rad.
 antipatterns: @Robespierre I can't prove it, but it really seems like the white models on his site are actually wearing the item, and the POC models appear to be photoshopped.
 Sadbot: I always figure an attractive person in MAGAwear is either getting paid (or has been told they will be), or some sort of grift
 hajjpodge: Girl, bye.
 Springbok: @Robespierre She looks like she's being held hostage in this photo
 Side Boob: Amazing how they got less attractive when I read their swimsuits.
 dangerkeith3000: *rips eyeballs out of sockets*
 Robespierre: One on the right was deported three weeks ago
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 jochenau: Rad for Art Nouveau.
 VeeKay: Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter. Or, if you will, Printemps ete automne hiver.
 Mr. Shine: Neat!
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 a robot: I hate that song though because I hear it just about every day on the overhead music at work :(
 Dr Awkward: I thought it said Busy Lover. Not a great font.
 dobbiesdoogs: my mind is blown because up until this post, i always thought it was just a phil collins song. i had no idea it was originally released on bailey's album
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 Ulillillia: Panic! at the Disco
 hajjpodge: Labor is entitled to all it creates.
 Whatever: Meanwhile at the Republican fundraiser at Fox News...
 WTF: The 2018 elections
 BavidDowie: I liked this part of Titanic.
 itskando: Beauty of North America. Yes, still relevant
 Dr Awkward: Devour the aristocracy.
 Captain Marsupial: The Morlock/Eloi war has gone on for many centuries.
 omgpro: "my god, they're tunneling through the dance floor"
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 VeeKay: @square44 Supporters of Kurdish independance shown but all comments are weird.
 square44: why are all the comments on this one about smoking?
 Punt Numbles: @Felicity @Not A Bot - BBC's "Yes (Prime)Minister" summed is up nicely: Sir Humphrey Appleby - "Taxes on tobacco pay a significant portion of public healthcare costs. Think of all those people voluntarily laying down their lives for their fellow man!"
 macrocosm: @glenalec When I got out of university in the early 1990s and couldnt find a job because of the recession, and they played these ads that showed an empty stadium representing the number of people who die from smoking each year, it made me think: Shouldnt there be more job openings, then?
 someguynameded: @Not A Bot - It's relieving pressure on aged-care, though.
 Not A Bot: Somking is a serious blight on modern society. I knew a guy who somked once. He would somk the whole day through, in every way available. Somked themselves to death eventually... that was when I learnt that somking is bad for your health.
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 SpaceCow: Urkel wins. Fatality.
 fanny: @Shay *Nasaly* "Did I do that???"
 flushpuppy: Nicholas Worth as Abar vs. Dr. Scarab
 Shay: Urkel finally possesses Carl's soul.
 NoRagrets: Me upon seeing nipple bacon
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 Bad Dad: It was I, said the sparrow, with my bow and arrow.
 Mr. Shine: Pines?
 VeeKay: I would hazard a guess at those Kerr-McGee motherfuckers.
 fanny: tines
 VoR: Thyme
 Nope: Time
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 Sadpygmy: I fela you
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 Phum Munts: And then the Joker leading us puts himself in charge instead and nothing has actually changed.
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 zrj235: there is a lot going on here.
 youshall: @Felicity errm...additional plot twist: about that "human being"...
 hosehorse: @Yurishiro I knew that was a possibility going in and decided to take my chances. Still a rad human being
 professional: @Felicity plot twist: it's a girl.
 reply: Rad dude
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 Amy Housewine: Zizek would be Choti Neutral, obviously.
 redmonkey3: @Theimposter - others pleasez; i am ultra lousy at those assignments... make everything/one chaotic good
 Theimposter: Upper left is a good lawful evil face. Needs a black and green getup.
 james: Slavoj Zizek is slowly blending into Marc Hamill?
 sirgallium: @UltraBeverly that's not the dude from too many cooks?
 bug: My brain automatically added labels like "Chaotic Good" and "Lawful Evil."
 angry: @Ulillillia HA! "Will".
 Ulillillia: Will the real William H. Macy please stand up?
 UltraBeverly: RIP Charles Manson
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 Not A Bot: "Are you sure you didn't leave the skylight open?" the rental car clerk asked, clearly not buying his feigned ignorance. "I don't know what you're talking about" Chad continued "It was all moldy and shit when you gave it to us probably."
 kazzy94: I see people in my purple drank too, but that's because of my secret ingredient
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 mrwiffler: Fuck off Jesus.
 Mumbo Dingus: Not quite the right font, and the Wobbly logo needs to be pixellated, but I agree. :-)
 Skinr: "The Mushroom King needs YOU - you don't need HIM!"
 Ulillillia: Now you know why he wears red
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 Joseph: We could swap. You can play "sit at a desk guy" for a few decades.
 Bu7Z: *rolls natural one*
 Prefuse: You're just mad because you don't know how chess works.
 Warrax: There's no crying in castle guy.
 Amy Housewine: I will now be... FORT FELLOW!
 cenecia: I'm a dirty rascal and I'm okay with it!
 funny in the wall: *and this time I mean it!
 Mr. Shine: Classic Castle Guy
 tib gubb: castle guy does this like every other week
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