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 afroking's Aggro-Gator

 Not A Bot: I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"
 Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting
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 a robot: penis's what?
 fumbduck: Checkmate, straight atheists.
 dobbiesdoogs: i've heard of iphone docking but this is ridiculous!
 sparename: A tiny drop of contrastingly coloured liquid ink will show those cracks up nicely
 Knice: iBone, by Fapple.
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 Robespierre: No playdates for you two
 Felicity: Terrible movie, but good job on the costumes!
 Mr. Shine: You guys must have "teh kewlest" parents.
 a robot: "We have no idea who we're dressed as!"
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 dangerkeith3000: I'll take her temperature. (if you know what I mean)
 redmonkey3: @a robot - also: why?
 a robot: what
 Robespierre: 4 baby mamas for 3 kids ... am I missing something here? Something about that negative two cars as well.
 sparename: I feel that I want to park my bicycle. Or my nose
Image 252958   06-16-18 8:40pm     Uploaded by    afroking
 Mr Bleak: He's just seen what dad is watching: #252923
Image 252916   06-16-18 3:42pm     Uploaded by    afroking
 jochenau: @PenguinBartender Well the original one turned "imagebot" into various things like "Nancy in Sales" or "Bob in Accounting" and we started calling her Nancy and then *that* got switched and now you can get pregnant on the Spaceship but you can't have a pregnancy.
 PenguinBartender: @Derp Herpigan HOW? WHY???
 Derp Herpigan: @PenguinBartender wow. Really sniped that switcheroo, huh?
 PenguinBartender: @jochenau PregMy Butt hits some harder than others.
 Sadbot: Earthworm Jim can also be a parent!
 Teechur: @barfolomew She's probably wearing leggings or yoga pants. Frankly, there IS no appreciable difference, the dress was blue/black, the person said "Laurel" and pineapple is amazing on pizza.
 barfolomew: Okay, real talk: as a single father, this stuff drives me up the wall. Society needs to get it through their heads that families look all different ways, and that fathers are important caregivers.
 barfolomew: Mother needs to put some pants on
 jochenau: Okay but why is her head shaped like a large intestine?
Image 250962   06-04-18 07:47am     Uploaded by    afroking
 WTF: All the world's waiting for you, and the power you possess.
 Peter Pantsless: Now fight!
 Sandor: Wonder Women
Image 250662   06-02-18 12:40pm     Uploaded by    afroking
 Springbok: Just finished finals
 Teechur: I like to take a nap after I finish with my paperwork, too.
 trelyate: all kittered out
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 dangerkeith3000: @whcvgre78 Someone once told me the same thing in downtown Shanghai.
 whcvgre78: These are, anecdotally, good for your heart.
Image 250162   05-30-18 11:58am     Uploaded by    afroking
 Semaphore: Huh?
 dangerkeith3000: I like his jokes about his kid and being a dad, but most of his other material isn't that funny to me.
 WTF: Fuck off. You weren't funny twenty years ago and you aren't funny now.
 VoR: Lies! It was November. ..and he knows it!
 Mr. Butt: No.
Image 250160   05-30-18 11:40am     Uploaded by    afroking
 lecj07: @Knice Agreed. Nursing mamas need extra nutrition, due to the parasites.
 violentwrath: @Knice him*
 ThoughtlessGentleman: doooooo........ yooooouuuurrrr?!! somethin bout hang low, to and fro.
 violentwrath: Holy cow!
 Zarathustra: Is he doing that with a piglet?
 sparename: Dog milk does not come from dogs, oh, wait..
Image 245271   05-01-18 06:37am     Uploaded by    afroking
 Side Boob: Beauty of North Carolina.
 Christina: Wide smiles.
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 Not A Bot: The model for beardo on the right was wearing a fake beard and the artist lacked the imagination to make it look more realistic
Image 243684   04-21-18 3:54pm     Uploaded by    afroking
 glenalec: I want to be fitter, but they won't let me out to play :-(
 Zaxxoff: You're turning #E31984, #E31984!
 Shay: Oh hi, I'm suppose to be the daughter of the house, but my unhealthy shape is good enough to have doctors scream I need to lose weight.
Image 243576   04-20-18 10:45pm     Uploaded by    afroking
 Dr Awkward: @VoR That was briefly beautiful
 VoR: @Dr Awkward I was fueling the car with diesel and everything just seemed right. Time seemed to slow. Lighting was like in the picture. I think I had a moment of hapiness. .then I saw the
 Otterman: What are we looking at here?
 Robespierre: Those prices are unrealistic
 Dr Awkward: @VoR Sunrise?
 VoR: This happened to me the other day.
Image 243253   04-18-18 11:37pm     Uploaded by    afroking
 Nymphomania: @addend And furshortening
 addend: Why does one ear look bigger? / Purrspective.
Image 242762   04-15-18 11:58pm     Uploaded by    afroking
 Mr Bleak: Shit! You drowned the martians! You bastards!
 frenk: Less water than I expected
 Robespierre: Gondwanaland sure looks scenic
 sparename: Mostly Harmless
 Teechur: HOLY CRAP THAT'S A GIANT ANT! Oh, sorry. It was just a regular ant on my screen.
 dangerkeith3000: that is quite a thicc atmosphere.
 prospector: Get your butt to Mars.
Image 242611   04-15-18 01:37am     Uploaded by    afroking
 Lemonator: Tab
 tib gubb: i do love me some dr. pfeffer
 Yam: Thats just Nick Offerman isnt it
 Side Boob: Also his nickname should be 'Hossen' :v
 Side Boob: Doctor of Glaciers sounds cool. "All this is one piece of ice. Except that land bit over there. That will be $75,000 please"
 Dr Awkward: The Good Dr. Pfeffer, I presume?
Image 242345   04-13-18 1:07pm     Uploaded by    afroking
 wootman: Change the channel wtf is this nerd crap
 Sadbot: Let's get that rocket drunk and see what's up
 grimes: If I had hundreds of engineers helping me, I just might!
Image 241624   04-09-18 02:03am     Uploaded by    afroking
 Kaviri: Woah here she comes, watch out boys she'll chew you up!
 Amy Housewine: @barfolomew Possibly thirsty, given some of the young ladies in the images today.
 VeeKay: First she eats your pizza then she devours your soul.
 WTF: Any woman that can down a whole pizza in one sitting is a keeper!
 barfolomew: The Friendly Spaceship is hungry today, I see.
Image 241326   04-07-18 08:08am     Uploaded by    afroking
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