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175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

175188  Teechur: Why is it an officer that totes my goats?

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174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham



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 MaronaPossessed: @Xeno: Need an insect here.
 Jolly Well: Now kith
 savvoy: Those flies are still pushing and shoving, trying to be the one farthest from the bitey parts
 Ukulelemike: "I told you two to knock off the fighting in the backseat!
 flowers: Helper straps(TM). RIP: drowned in boobs. kinky.
 ModelTRex: No sir, I did not see you playing with your dolls again!
 San DoDo: That is some sick puppeteering
 werterland: It's not polite to play with your food.
 Nannypea: I told you kids to stop playing around or I was off with your head!
 Xeno: You knuckleheads! BONK!
 Mr. Butt: Pretty fly for a white guy.
 MaronaPossessed: I now pronounce you: Fly and Fly. You may kiss the Fly.
 Teechur: Now kith!
Image 98431   04-16-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
483
 
 ignatz: hands perfectly formed for...
 kraven: Paul Block: Mall Cop
 leia: Deleted scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
 Skinr: LEGO Wicker Man: The Video Game
 ninetailorochimaru: I am wildcat
 filthylaw: Bacon? Pig? Oink, oink police officer... we used to say that to cops when I was your age.
Image 98430   04-16-16   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
273
 
 bookcase: this is why they hate us @a robot
 Beef Supreme: When that skeleton was covered in meat, it probably never snored.
 Greek Fire: @a robot I did a thing where I watched every single movie to win Best Picture. Forrest Gump is nowhere near the bottom.
 a robot: @ninetailorochimaru The movie. Not the worst movie to ever win a Best Picture Oscar, but definitely up there
 ninetailorochimaru: @a robot the picture or the movie?
 a robot: @ninetailorochimaru Honestly you were better off never having seen it and not knowing
 ninetailorochimaru: I hadn't seen Forrest Gump until yesterday so I FINALLY understand this picture.
Image 98429   04-16-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
396
 
 Disclosure: Lol @FatTigerWoods
 hurr: danzig auto-rad
 kraven: Say what you will about Danzig, but the beer named after him is pretty boss.
 big butt bum: AND THE CROWD GOES MILD!
 hajjpodge: This whiny punk sucker punched a guy while trying to act tough and the guy he suckered punched laid him out. Still, I like his music.
 wwwdotcom: I've got something to say... I fed my kitties today! Doesn't matter much to me, as long as they're fed!
 FatTigerWoods: Only the best kitty litter for the Purrrince of Darkness
 Kool Aid Man: Sigourney Weaver
 Mr. Shine: Who did this use to be?
 frenk: Remember me? I'm Danzig. I have the shirt to prove it.
 a robot: Danzig loves his kitties. Rad.
 Bungle: Milk, eggs, milk, eggs, no. 1!
 hat thrab: We go where kitties dare.
Image 98428   04-16-16   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
643
 
 Mr. Shine: I ain't even mad, I'm impressed!
 Warrax: Yo kitteh so fat, when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
Image 98427   04-16-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
394
 
 kraven: Wow, the Space Station 13 comic is pretty spot on.
 Air Biscuit: Testing viagra in space. No doubt trying to make the "space tourism" thing appeal to rich old people who can afford it.
 square44: You know that this only makes sense if the female is glued down or something?
 Mr. Shine: Go, Comrade Chippy, go!
 MaronaPossessed: Oh scientists and their studies with rats.
 Bungle: Awh they're hugging.
Image 98426   04-16-16   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
421
 
 hurr: hayve you heard of snitching? it might be the thing for you.
 fanny: question that got cut off this post: Do you like me? yes or no. circle one.
 Mr. Shine: This does work sometimes, likewise for drug dealers with bad customer service.
 Wander: Oh Vetinari you rascal
 Wet farts: Rad if real
 San DoDo: The AG Gang
 Warrax: Hello, fellow gang members.
Image 98425   04-16-16   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
370
 
 Mr. Shine: @a robot and less than a week since the last time it was posted?
 a robot: Why must you make me badvote a great man of comedy by posting the worst possible quality photo with a dumb watermark???
Image 98424   04-16-16   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
278
 
 kraven: This officer is lactose intolerant.
 Xeno: This sign makes dubious claims.
 MaronaPossessed: If his butt is out of service, then how will he poop?
 rinaldi1337: damn!!!
 Borkf: Your girlfriend has a headache.
Image 98423   04-16-16   Uploaded by    cromerstu
Score:
225
 
 ch: Elmo actual street person. Elmo want you to touch the bitter
 Air Biscuit: My "power-c" dragonfruit flavoured vitamin water isnt making me feel powerful.
 p-niiice: fuck off kid i'm on break
 Jotun: Elmo is feeling the effects of the ever increasing isolation of members our society and the crushing loneliness it brings. Elmo sad.
 WaffleIron: "Why doesn't anyone want to tickle me anymore?"
Image 98422   04-16-16   Uploaded by    ping
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