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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi



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Score:
609
 
 MaronaPossessed: @Xeno: Need an insect here.
 Jolly Well: Now kith
 savvoy: Those flies are still pushing and shoving, trying to be the one farthest from the bitey parts
 Ukulelemike: "I told you two to knock off the fighting in the backseat!
 flowers: Helper straps(TM). RIP: drowned in boobs. kinky.
 ModelTRex: No sir, I did not see you playing with your dolls again!
 San DoDo: That is some sick puppeteering
 werterland: It's not polite to play with your food.
 Nannypea: I told you kids to stop playing around or I was off with your head!
 Xeno: You knuckleheads! BONK!
 Mr. Butt: Pretty fly for a white guy.
 MaronaPossessed: I now pronounce you: Fly and Fly. You may kiss the Fly.
 Teechur: Now kith!
Image 98431   04-16-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
483
 
 ignatz: hands perfectly formed for...
 kraven: Paul Block: Mall Cop
 leia: Deleted scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
 Skinr: LEGO Wicker Man: The Video Game
 ninetailorochimaru: I am wildcat
 filthylaw: Bacon? Pig? Oink, oink police officer... we used to say that to cops when I was your age.
Image 98430   04-16-16   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
273
 
 bookcase: this is why they hate us @a robot
 Beef Supreme: When that skeleton was covered in meat, it probably never snored.
 Greek Fire: @a robot I did a thing where I watched every single movie to win Best Picture. Forrest Gump is nowhere near the bottom.
 a robot: @ninetailorochimaru The movie. Not the worst movie to ever win a Best Picture Oscar, but definitely up there
 ninetailorochimaru: @a robot the picture or the movie?
 a robot: @ninetailorochimaru Honestly you were better off never having seen it and not knowing
 ninetailorochimaru: I hadn't seen Forrest Gump until yesterday so I FINALLY understand this picture.
Image 98429   04-16-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
396
 
 Disclosure: Lol @FatTigerWoods
 hurr: danzig auto-rad
 kraven: Say what you will about Danzig, but the beer named after him is pretty boss.
 big butt bum: AND THE CROWD GOES MILD!
 hajjpodge: This whiny punk sucker punched a guy while trying to act tough and the guy he suckered punched laid him out. Still, I like his music.
 wwwdotcom: I've got something to say... I fed my kitties today! Doesn't matter much to me, as long as they're fed!
 FatTigerWoods: Only the best kitty litter for the Purrrince of Darkness
 Kool Aid Man: Sigourney Weaver
 Mr. Shine: Who did this use to be?
 frenk: Remember me? I'm Danzig. I have the shirt to prove it.
 a robot: Danzig loves his kitties. Rad.
 Bungle: Milk, eggs, milk, eggs, no. 1!
 hat thrab: We go where kitties dare.
Image 98428   04-16-16   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
643
 
 Mr. Shine: I ain't even mad, I'm impressed!
 Warrax: Yo kitteh so fat, when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
Image 98427   04-16-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
394
 
 kraven: Wow, the Space Station 13 comic is pretty spot on.
 Air Biscuit: Testing viagra in space. No doubt trying to make the "space tourism" thing appeal to rich old people who can afford it.
 square44: You know that this only makes sense if the female is glued down or something?
 Mr. Shine: Go, Comrade Chippy, go!
 MaronaPossessed: Oh scientists and their studies with rats.
 Bungle: Awh they're hugging.
Image 98426   04-16-16   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
421
 
 hurr: hayve you heard of snitching? it might be the thing for you.
 fanny: question that got cut off this post: Do you like me? yes or no. circle one.
 Mr. Shine: This does work sometimes, likewise for drug dealers with bad customer service.
 Wander: Oh Vetinari you rascal
 Wet farts: Rad if real
 San DoDo: The AG Gang
 Warrax: Hello, fellow gang members.
Image 98425   04-16-16   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
370
 
 Mr. Shine: @a robot and less than a week since the last time it was posted?
 a robot: Why must you make me badvote a great man of comedy by posting the worst possible quality photo with a dumb watermark???
Image 98424   04-16-16   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
278
 
 kraven: This officer is lactose intolerant.
 Xeno: This sign makes dubious claims.
 MaronaPossessed: If his butt is out of service, then how will he poop?
 rinaldi1337: damn!!!
 Borkf: Your girlfriend has a headache.
Image 98423   04-16-16   Uploaded by    cromerstu
Score:
225
 
 Air Biscuit: My "power-c" dragonfruit flavoured vitamin water isnt making me feel powerful.
 p-niiice: fuck off kid i'm on break
 Jotun: Elmo is feeling the effects of the ever increasing isolation of members our society and the crushing loneliness it brings. Elmo sad.
 WaffleIron: "Why doesn't anyone want to tickle me anymore?"
Image 98422   04-16-16   Uploaded by    seahawks
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