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272617  Mr Bleak: Switcherino of stupidity.

272618  Mr Bleak: All those in favour of Tuna for breakfast, raise a paw.

272905  Fiveninety: ok but i would like to note that warning labels don't exist to protect stupid people from themselves. they're to protect companies and property owners from stupid people, their lawyers and their frivolous lawsuits

272931  Commodore 64: Bad pun fly, eat shit.

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272930  Passive: "So, uhhhh you gonna finish that vomit?"

272929  Passive: "Ask me how much I saved with State Farm"

272915  addend: What?

272920  addend: Meanwhile, in a higher income bracket, "Command+C, Command+V".

272678  Passive: "Looks like mew need a catalytic converter, also I know you just closed the hood but I need to get back in there."

272925  addend: zzZ.

272926  addend: Zzz (but much taller).

272927  addend: Zzz.

272681  Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272931  addend: Don't vaxx on me.

272691  Passive: How my digestive tract determines my experience after Southern Indian food

272932  addend: Warm milk.

272700  Passive: "Christian Weston Chandler mellowed out during his golden years."

272628  Mr Bleak: Who crowned him?

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.



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Score:
494
 
 duckfarts: yes
 thunderbabe: "actually"
 San DoDo: TL: Sex and chill
 Beef Supreme: I know it's called a 'Netflix and Chill', but I think I should arrive fully clothed, rather than covered in Royal Purple and wearing nothing but a perverted smile.
 WaffleIron: @Borkf : Or a "nightcap" if you were born 70 years ago.
 Borkf: @Shay @willowsprite It's like inviting someone inside for coffee after a date.
 Bluetocracy: This keeps getting worse. The next horribly thought out euphemism will be something like, "Get Arrested".
 hurr: i have to ask: then what does "netflix" mean?
 hurr: i mean seriously?!
 hurr: so chill means sex?
 Shay: Quite honest, I thought "Netflix and chill" actually meant watch Netflix and relax until someone clued me in.
Image 98341   04-16-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
280
 
 habbekratz: @KingTrebek of course!
 Beef Supreme: Last I checked, Indiana was also having problems with its public sector pensions.
 KingTrebek: @a robot Bullshit. You need to learn to make your own fun.
 a robot: Both are pretty terrible options if you're anywhere other than Chicago
Image 98340   04-16-16   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
490
 
 CrustyDusty: Oh crap, this just made me yawn for real O.o
 titular role: Really? another screen shot?.......
 Mr. Shine: Moooooooooom!
 Picklepuss: 'O SOLO MEOW
 a robot: Good morning kitty!
 skillet: Same.
Image 98339   04-16-16   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
551
 
 willowsprite: @Warezlock you have chosen........poorly.
 CrustyDusty: ME WANT. ME WANT NOW. I NEED BIGGER CAPS.
 Jabberwikket: new plans offering 5 Gigs of bacon
 Janston: I was saving that bacon
 Kess: 'Murica.
 Wet farts: I'd like a triple bypass with fries and better make a Diet Coke. I'm on a diet.
 anonymous: How many pounds of bacon is that?
 hex0: New iPhone looks gross.
 Air Biscuit: Would you like some hamburger with that bacon?
 doop: On the big fried bacon mountain / There's a land that's fair and bright / Where the bacon grows on bushes / And you sleep out every night
 Warezlock: Tempting....but I choose life instead.
 Picklepuss: the TriefTriefChallenge #98332
 Trumpysucks: Fieri.jpeg
 a robot: Ew gross. Get those vegetables out of there
 hurr: (and i fucking love kebap don't get me wrong)
 hurr: brb puking
 duckfarts: this shawarma is gonna be great
 ch: Bacon Eruption[tm] comes with a free Iphoner[tm]
 Warrax: apple for scale
 willowsprite: More bacon, please.
 rinaldi1337: *labored breathing*
 Knice: That is nasty.
 ur mom: two fucking gross things
 Slowpoke: One of these is suffering from bloat. The other is delicious.
Image 98338   04-16-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
548
 
 CrustyDusty: A FROGPOST PLUSH?! That's it, I'm divorcing my waifu. You can have her, /r9k/
 San DoDo: So dank
 Thyming: We always think Asia outputs crazy things, but I bet they are like "Look at this weird frog! Now I too am cultured!"
 Bluetocracy: Hey, my eyes are up here... oh, wait.
 Picklepuss: feels good man
 willowsprite: Both had eye surgery to make them look more open.
Image 98337   04-16-16   Uploaded by    CHA
Score:
297
 
 CrustyDusty: @craftjunk: I second that MOTION. /rimshot/
 craftjunk: Would require ag to support gifs KNOW YOU CAN READ THI.........
 Mr. Shine: Ooh yeah, pull mah hurr!
 Shay: Is your horse a girlfriend?
 willowsprite: LET ME BRAID YOUR HAIR! "NO!"
Image 98336   04-16-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
264
 
 doop: Costumes, setting, camera, dialog... so much work for that pun.
 Amy Housewine: Black Berry had a child, bamalam, Damn thing gone wild, bamalam
 p-niiice: i thought it said Chuck my black Berry which is a triple
Image 98335   04-16-16   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
450
 
 CrustyDusty: Is that Bernie on the tail? Why does he have an Afro? or is that Lion King cosplay? SO many questions...
 shitshow: Just the tip
Image 98334   04-16-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
990
 
 willowsprite: That girl is like twenty years old now.
 CrustyDusty: I feel your angst, young lady.
 San DoDo: Majestic AF
 Kess: Stork stroke.
 Pizza: In this context, there's no disrespect, so when I bust my rhyme- you break your necks!
 Warrax: She feels that disturbance in the force.
 willowsprite: Kids, don't do drugs heeheehee
 Mr. Shine: Faaaaaabulous!!
 Gomi Day: he's doing it again, isn't he?
 LKoroton: stork blasts a burp
 crudites: TIMELY
 Knice: A Crested Canteven, the most dramatic of waterfowl.
 ch: i have broken
Image 98333   04-16-16   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
352
 
 E. HONDA: as in triple bypass surgery
 chhumphrey: I was thinking, "Atkins much?"
 BabyVaccine: goon culture strikes again
 Bluetocracy: if those are White Castle burgers, that's only about as big as a double whopper.
 LKoroton: meat looks raw so it must be healthy
 ThatGuy: Enter for a chance to win $3,330? So I guess a dollar per calorie is enough to imply non culpability...
 Slowpoke: @Pier666 No worries. The pictures of burgers always look fuller than the burgers themselves.
 duckfarts: challenge not accepted
 Pier666: Oh ffs, that is impossible. NO human has the mouth size to take a bite out of that. Now if you were Imhotep, well, that's something else entirely.
 lionstrong: Hell naw
Image 98332   04-16-16   Uploaded by    chhumphrey
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