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228238  Yurishiro: Yup, that's your average Italian guys.

228239  Yurishiro: We probably aren't even alive now.

228243  Yurishiro: Ta-da-buuurp!

228244  Yurishiro: Fucking hell?!

228276  jochenau: That's a pretty good Eleven costume imo.

228246  Yurishiro: Then tell me WTF are you saying dude and stop wasting my time.

228247  Yurishiro: KFShinji

228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

228263  Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around

228272  Yurishiro: As per usual, critics only focus on the bad parts.

228273  Yurishiro: this is life

228230  raditzu: IS it a pizza there in place of bed and sofa?

228145  MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228274  raditzu: McGoth's Unhappy Meal

226603  Jabberwikket: Return flight #228265

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228218 glenalec: Bunion shrouds.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

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228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

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227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay



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Score:
470
 
 duckfarts: yes
 thunderbabe: "actually"
 San DoDo: TL: Sex and chill
 Beef Supreme: I know it's called a 'Netflix and Chill', but I think I should arrive fully clothed, rather than covered in Royal Purple and wearing nothing but a perverted smile.
 WaffleIron: @Borkf : Or a "nightcap" if you were born 70 years ago.
 Borkf: @Shay @willowsprite It's like inviting someone inside for coffee after a date.
 Bluetocracy: This keeps getting worse. The next horribly thought out euphemism will be something like, "Get Arrested".
 willowsprite: It's a euphemism? I thought Netflix and chill meant Netflix and chill... I'll have to research this...
 hurr: i have to ask: then what does "netflix" mean?
 hurr: i mean seriously?!
 hurr: so chill means sex?
 Shay: Quite honest, I thought "Netflix and chill" actually meant watch Netflix and relax until someone clued me in.
Image 98341   04-16-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
280
 
 habbekratz: @KingTrebek of course!
 Beef Supreme: Last I checked, Indiana was also having problems with its public sector pensions.
 KingTrebek: @a robot Bullshit. You need to learn to make your own fun.
 a robot: Both are pretty terrible options if you're anywhere other than Chicago
Image 98340   04-16-16   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
490
 
 CrustyDusty: Oh crap, this just made me yawn for real O.o
 titular role: Really? another screen shot?.......
 Mr. Shine: Moooooooooom!
 Picklepuss: 'O SOLO MEOW
 a robot: Good morning kitty!
 skillet: Same.
Image 98339   04-16-16   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
551
 
 willowsprite: @Warezlock you have chosen........poorly.
 CrustyDusty: ME WANT. ME WANT NOW. I NEED BIGGER CAPS.
 Jabberwikket: new plans offering 5 Gigs of bacon
 Janston: I was saving that bacon
 Kess: 'Murica.
 Wet farts: I'd like a triple bypass with fries and better make a Diet Coke. I'm on a diet.
 anonymous: How many pounds of bacon is that?
 hex0: New iPhone looks gross.
 Air Biscuit: Would you like some hamburger with that bacon?
 doop: On the big fried bacon mountain / There's a land that's fair and bright / Where the bacon grows on bushes / And you sleep out every night
 Warezlock: Tempting....but I choose life instead.
 Picklepuss: the TriefTriefChallenge #98332
 Trumpysucks: Fieri.jpeg
 a robot: Ew gross. Get those vegetables out of there
 hurr: (and i fucking love kebap don't get me wrong)
 hurr: brb puking
 duckfarts: this shawarma is gonna be great
 ch: Bacon Eruption[tm] comes with a free Iphoner[tm]
 Warrax: apple for scale
 willowsprite: More bacon, please.
 rinaldi1337: *labored breathing*
 Knice: That is nasty.
 ur mom: two fucking gross things
 Slowpoke: One of these is suffering from bloat. The other is delicious.
Image 98338   04-16-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
548
 
 CrustyDusty: A FROGPOST PLUSH?! That's it, I'm divorcing my waifu. You can have her, /r9k/
 San DoDo: So dank
 Thyming: We always think Asia outputs crazy things, but I bet they are like "Look at this weird frog! Now I too am cultured!"
 Bluetocracy: Hey, my eyes are up here... oh, wait.
 Picklepuss: feels good man
 willowsprite: Both had eye surgery to make them look more open.
Image 98337   04-16-16   Uploaded by    CHA
Score:
297
 
 CrustyDusty: @craftjunk: I second that MOTION. /rimshot/
 craftjunk: Would require ag to support gifs KNOW YOU CAN READ THI.........
 Mr. Shine: Ooh yeah, pull mah hurr!
 Shay: Is your horse a girlfriend?
 willowsprite: LET ME BRAID YOUR HAIR! "NO!"
Image 98336   04-16-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
271
 
 doop: Costumes, setting, camera, dialog... so much work for that pun.
 Amy Housewine: Black Berry had a child, bamalam, Damn thing gone wild, bamalam
 p-niiice: i thought it said Chuck my black Berry which is a triple
Image 98335   04-16-16   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
450
 
 CrustyDusty: Is that Bernie on the tail? Why does he have an Afro? or is that Lion King cosplay? SO many questions...
 shitshow: Just the tip
Image 98334   04-16-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
966
 
 willowsprite: That girl is like twenty years old now.
 CrustyDusty: I feel your angst, young lady.
 San DoDo: Majestic AF
 Kess: Stork stroke.
 Pizza: In this context, there's no disrespect, so when I bust my rhyme- you break your necks!
 Warrax: She feels that disturbance in the force.
 willowsprite: Kids, don't do drugs heeheehee
 Mr. Shine: Faaaaaabulous!!
 Gomi Day: he's doing it again, isn't he?
 LKoroton: stork blasts a burp
 crudites: TIMELY
 Knice: A Crested Canteven, the most dramatic of waterfowl.
 ch: i have broken
Image 98333   04-16-16   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
352
 
 E. HONDA: as in triple bypass surgery
 chhumphrey: I was thinking, "Atkins much?"
 BabyVaccine: goon culture strikes again
 Bluetocracy: if those are White Castle burgers, that's only about as big as a double whopper.
 LKoroton: meat looks raw so it must be healthy
 ThatGuy: Enter for a chance to win $3,330? So I guess a dollar per calorie is enough to imply non culpability...
 Slowpoke: @Pier666 No worries. The pictures of burgers always look fuller than the burgers themselves.
 duckfarts: challenge not accepted
 Pier666: Oh ffs, that is impossible. NO human has the mouth size to take a bite out of that. Now if you were Imhotep, well, that's something else entirely.
 lionstrong: Hell naw
Image 98332   04-16-16   Uploaded by    chhumphrey
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