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221417  addend: Uhh, you need a bucket. For the milk. From that cow.

221398  BavidDowie: Now is the Long November of our discontent

221425  Jalamunch Totorito: No offense, OP, but I'm not seeing a difference

221180  cArdent: @sad face Looks like they're just flipped to make it easy to read. -10 and -20 look like that too.

221358  BavidDowie: I prefer a firm mattresses, myself

221425  ironmaiden: Is that gothmog, leader of saurons forces on the left?

221413  raditzu: It looks like a cool place to live. Or a cold one. Even freezing.

221407  Teechur: Fine. I'll kick the margins to 2.5" all around and quadruple space between paragraphs. I received a research paper like this once. Didn't bother reading it. I graded it by how many square inches of text it contained divided by how many square inches there should have been.

221422  BlarfyB: @filthylaw She would get pretty tired, too.

221409  BlarfyB: @Knice About a $1.29.

221422  filthylaw: Well, it wouldn't be very good if the food were transported all the way from China...

221399  Knice: Fuck you Im not reading this.

221422  BlarfyB: @Mr. Pepper They took er jerbs!

221422  Mr. Pepper: This dates back to the '70s, when Canadian printers were pricing jobs lower than US printers and "Made in Canada" was required by US law to be printed upon products printed there or they could not be imported. I was working at a record press at the time and remember it being a big deal that LP covers were being shipped here from there.

221273  BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221255  cArdent: Time for pouncing lessons already?

221409  Knice: Whats a yoghurt?

221273  cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.

221414  Sadbot: Shut up and don't tell me what to do

221420  BlarfyB: Your friend is way old, dude.

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 DrinkMixMan: Awesome, I've got my girlfriend's birthday figured out now
 Air Biscuit: Could just leave it at number 4 and call them "butteggs"
 hex0: Are these the angeled eggs from Katy Perry's Wikipedia?
 jem: i lolled @savvoy i hate eggs!
 Mr. Shine: Instructions unclear: chopsticks lodged in urethra.
 KingTrebek: If i make deviled eggs out of these, it would be a great valentine's present for Satan.
 ch: I would never go to these lengths for love ... egg
 willowsprite: They make actual moulds for this, ya know.
 Knice: @savvoy Oh, you silver-tongued devil... *bats eyelashes*
 duckfarts: egg butts
 savvoy: Consume my sulfurous, boiled heart and call it love
Image 98324   04-16-16   Uploaded by    waynelord
 CrustyDusty: All I see are red pills and blue pills. Some green ones too, but we all know they're placebos.
 werterland: Guy behind the table: ;-)
 San DoDo: no no..FEEL THE BALLS!!
 shitshow: I;m thinkin bout thos bawls
 Trumpysucks: Don't mind if I do.
 a robot: @ch "Water wet balls," says right there on the pink sign
 ch: if only there was another more accurate term for these balls
 duckfarts: way ahead of you there
 Angry Lobster: Balls of steel.
 savvoy: I want to. I want to feel those balls.
 Picklepuss: I pity the fool who tempts Mr. T like this
 Eleftheros: Feel them....touch them....caress them....put them in your mouth
 a sedated moose: Gonna make a T-shirt with that on it.
Image 98323   04-16-16   Uploaded by    doop
 Korrok: The servants of Korrok are numerous and talented.
 MaronaPossessed: Sign didn't say Unicycling.
 Dr. Obvious: It doesn't mention motorbiking either, so that's what I'll do.
 willowsprite: @3ravens hence the photo.
 Angry Lobster: Fight the powa!
 3ravens: Just noticed: he's riding a unicycle and as such, not breaking any of the rules.
 Blimpet: Heck the police.
Image 98322   04-16-16   Uploaded by    reply
 LKoroton: Saint Germain fruit tea gives you good karma
 Air Biscuit: @Amy Housewine This is Carl Miranda. Post op.
 Amy Housewine: Carmen Miranda looked quite different in her later years.
 willowsprite: The pretty prince of parties..
 Warrax: Username/upload combo win.
 Picklepuss: hey kids! communion wafers are now fruit punch flavored
Image 98321   04-16-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Capital: Yes at least still have
 soccer: Its coincidence that the blacked out portions loo
 ch: What I did here was take two popular movies and put them together
 KyleisBobDole: Ain't no rules that say a dog can't drink your milkshake.
 a sedated moose: Oh god, that made me groan.
Image 98320   04-16-16   Uploaded by    Kool Aid Man
 Xeno: Shouldn't that bottle say "Work 4 O2"? Because, like, water isn't a gas.
 Mr. Shine: Flint, Michigan?
 XLY: The new Spring still suit line is looking fresh
 rinaldi1337: @3ravens the spice must flow
 morakdais: This scourge must stop!
 3ravens: Well, you should cover your hands and forehead/eyes as well for maximum fluid retension. Your eyes have already turned blue, have you learned nothing from your stay on Arrakis?
Image 98319   04-16-16   Uploaded by    doop
 San DoDo: once, but it was after 5
 willowsprite: Well I would if I knew that they did that to their own moms. Ew.
 morakdais: Just be rational and kill their family and sell their children into slavery
 fanny: never.
Image 98318   04-16-16   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
 Headoftheclass: Niagara pleez...
 Sadbot: @morakdais Now it is my goal to convince someone that "genetically modified organism" water exists
 flo: Ta ta ta dan
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 Sadbot: If only clean water was piped directly into our homes for a fraction of the cost of bottled water...
 Knice: Please smite this guy.
Image 98317   04-16-16   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
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It was uploaded by rubix1924. Your image was bad, rubix1924.
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It was uploaded by abrahamx. Boo, abrahamx.
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