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210559  ignatz: Need longer arms for effective dumpster diving..

210552  Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV

210556  savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"

210536  Synthetic Messiah: Witness meeee!

210563  ignatz: Don't forget Crinkle Cut

210516  trelyate: I would watch that crossover

210530  trelyate: IWSN

210555  fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line

210563  Horp Lello: If you have to ask, you're not ready.

210555  Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210480  UltraBeverly: @logono LAFD is about $1400 +$19/mile! Thanks prop 13.


210554  WaffleIron: There's no bottom to the internet. It's not like it's a bucket.

210554  Dr Awkward: Quit slobbing my knob!

210484  UltraBeverly: This is why we say "differently abled" now.

210555  Dr Awkward: My calculator is ducked up

210555  WaffleIron: Because it's warm, because as calculators go it's a supercomputer, and about as power efficient as one would expect a supercomputer to be.

210558  WaffleIron: This is how ram chips are made.

210563  Rent A Dog: I think it is the frequency.

210549  Dr Awkward: UFARTED has strict fart-related policies

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2. Felicity
3. Dr Awkward
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5. Christina
6. Side Boob
7. Ulillillia
8. dangerkeith3000
9. Mr. Shine
10. Shay

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210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210481 Side Boob: GRAAASSS...tastes bad!

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210528 UltraBeverly: What are these?

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! I doing this right?

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flying sheep uploaded 210420 (839 points)
No Penguins Allowed uploaded 210348 (794 points)
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Warrax uploaded 210219 (731 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (690 points)
Brain uploaded 210036 (689 points)
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carlin uploaded 210291 (679 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 210425 (652 points)
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gggina uploaded 210350 (633 points)
eradicator uploaded 210303 (624 points)
caesar uploaded 210317 (614 points)

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 5. gggina: 1685 points
 6. jimbiscuit: 1661 points
 7. Side Boob: 1618 points
 8. tehghost: 1335 points
 9. carlin: 1219 points
10. flying sheep: 1196 points
11. cybeq: 1144 points
12. Religion X: 1103 points
13. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
14. grace: 1062 points
15. twisty: 1044 points
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 DrinkMixMan: Awesome, I've got my girlfriend's birthday figured out now
 Air Biscuit: Could just leave it at number 4 and call them "butteggs"
 hex0: Are these the angeled eggs from Katy Perry's Wikipedia?
 jem: i lolled @savvoy i hate eggs!
 Mr. Shine: Instructions unclear: chopsticks lodged in urethra.
 KingTrebek: If i make deviled eggs out of these, it would be a great valentine's present for Satan.
 ch: I would never go to these lengths for love ... egg
 willowsprite: They make actual moulds for this, ya know.
 Knice: @savvoy Oh, you silver-tongued devil... *bats eyelashes*
 duckfarts: egg butts
 savvoy: Consume my sulfurous, boiled heart and call it love
Image 98324   04-16-16   Uploaded by    waynelord
 CrustyDusty: All I see are red pills and blue pills. Some green ones too, but we all know they're placebos.
 werterland: Guy behind the table: ;-)
 San DoDo: no no..FEEL THE BALLS!!
 shitshow: I;m thinkin bout thos bawls
 Trumpysucks: Don't mind if I do.
 a robot: @ch "Water wet balls," says right there on the pink sign
 ch: if only there was another more accurate term for these balls
 duckfarts: way ahead of you there
 Angry Lobster: Balls of steel.
 savvoy: I want to. I want to feel those balls.
 Picklepuss: I pity the fool who tempts Mr. T like this
 Eleftheros: Feel them....touch them....caress them....put them in your mouth
 a sedated moose: Gonna make a T-shirt with that on it.
Image 98323   04-16-16   Uploaded by    doop
 Korrok: The servants of Korrok are numerous and talented.
 MaronaPossessed: Sign didn't say Unicycling.
 Dr. Obvious: It doesn't mention motorbiking either, so that's what I'll do.
 willowsprite: @3ravens hence the photo.
 Angry Lobster: Fight the powa!
 3ravens: Just noticed: he's riding a unicycle and as such, not breaking any of the rules.
 Blimpet: Heck the police.
Image 98322   04-16-16   Uploaded by    reply
 LKoroton: Saint Germain fruit tea gives you good karma
 Air Biscuit: @Amy Housewine This is Carl Miranda. Post op.
 Amy Housewine: Carmen Miranda looked quite different in her later years.
 willowsprite: The pretty prince of parties..
 Warrax: Username/upload combo win.
 Picklepuss: hey kids! communion wafers are now fruit punch flavored
Image 98321   04-16-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Capital: Yes at least still have
 soccer: Its coincidence that the blacked out portions loo
 ch: What I did here was take two popular movies and put them together
 KyleisBobDole: Ain't no rules that say a dog can't drink your milkshake.
 a sedated moose: Oh god, that made me groan.
Image 98320   04-16-16   Uploaded by    Kool Aid Man
 Xeno: Shouldn't that bottle say "Work 4 O2"? Because, like, water isn't a gas.
 Mr. Shine: Flint, Michigan?
 XLY: The new Spring still suit line is looking fresh
 rinaldi1337: @3ravens the spice must flow
 morakdais: This scourge must stop!
 3ravens: Well, you should cover your hands and forehead/eyes as well for maximum fluid retension. Your eyes have already turned blue, have you learned nothing from your stay on Arrakis?
Image 98319   04-16-16   Uploaded by    doop
 San DoDo: once, but it was after 5
 willowsprite: Well I would if I knew that they did that to their own moms. Ew.
 morakdais: Just be rational and kill their family and sell their children into slavery
 fanny: never.
Image 98318   04-16-16   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
 Headoftheclass: Niagara pleez...
 Sadbot: @morakdais Now it is my goal to convince someone that "genetically modified organism" water exists
 flo: Ta ta ta dan
 morakdais: @Sadbot suuure if you want dihydrogen monoxide poisoning from that GMO water
 Sadbot: If only clean water was piped directly into our homes for a fraction of the cost of bottled water...
 Knice: Please smite this guy.
Image 98317   04-16-16   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Image 98316 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by rubix1924. Boo, rubix1924.
Image 98315 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by abrahamx. Boo, abrahamx.
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