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272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

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272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

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 arock: Oh. I do not like the cone of shame.
 clabauter: @PooFlingeWhat would that have to do with the basic global economic problem. . I don't get your point
 PooFlinger: @TFChicken @clabauter Did I mention that you wear it up your ass?
 clabauter: @TFChicken @TFChicken . and you would have a whole network behind you.
 TFChicken: Would wear this regardless of crime
 PooFlinger: You wear it up your ass.
 Call Of Pooty: @Gomi Day vvv
 meh: You're forced to wear the fart cloud costume and banished to the cabbage fields.
 Albatross: Doesn't look like it would be as effective as game if thrones style walk you thru the streets naked shaming
 Gomi Day: what about the person who keeps committing minor crimes so they can wear that awesome mask, all the time?
Image 97503   04-13-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 kraven: @camellia You mean Hieronymus Posh
 camellia: Lookin' Hieronymus.
 Micro Jackson: Not bad. Can i see something in a "Netherlandish Proverbs"?
 3ravens: @SomeCanadian Oh so that's why s/he wears the Garden of Earthly Delights swimsuit... or not.
 SomeCanadian: @CuriouSir Your username does you justice then, my friend.
 CuriouSir: @SomeCanadian would still.
 Warrax: Swimming pools always remind of the dark ages and impalement.
 Albatross: It looks like she's smuggling a schauzer!
 SomeCanadian: That bulge is pretty suspicious for the D.
Image 97502   04-13-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Micro Jackson: Raptor rapture
 genius: Thank you jesus
 PooFlinger: But did you notice the naked, hot chick behind the tree?
 Crim Tender: It's raining dinosaurs, hallelujah
 Kohapi: Proof the Glow Cloud has always been
 burritos: How the dinosaurs actually went extinct.
 SomeCanadian: This would be an amazing brush tool.
Image 97501   04-13-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Janston: Fad rawk cab
 trumpet: Do geese see God?
 spacedawg: lol irl
 clabauter: @Ulillillia ,What do you actually mean with that reply ?
 Joseph: @ModelTRex I was going to kick over all funny bar signs, but there are none in the real world.
 ModelTRex: I'm going to go start a tumblr of funny bar signs.
 Kohapi: Ms. Ividicers tenets recidivism. (ha, just came up with that)
 yawgmoth: You know what?
Image 97500   04-13-16   Uploaded by    james
 Skaalar: Whatever you gotta do to get out of bed in the morning.
 CuriouSir: beating your meat: youre doing it right? maybe?
 Albatross: Alright Johnny, I've already keistered the tavern ham and both racks of ribs, I think I got room for the leg of lamb
 theaquaman: It's all fun and games until one morning it's a horse's head.
 CrustyDusty: Doesn't every guy play with his meat in bed once in a while?
 SomeCanadian: Prime Minister Cameron, get away from that pig. You have work to do.
Image 97499   04-13-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 annterland: CROP
 annterland: why is whack off changed friendly space ship?
 annterland: crop
 annterland: whuuuut? Whack off die. Not freakin whack off
 annterland: Everything sunny all a time. No rain, whack off die. Send food please.
 a sedated moose: Greatest waiter of all time.
 Christina: Especially for those who can afford a TV set.
 unoplank: south korea hate fun, north korea beach party bath time always! yay north korea!
 spydermon: And now let's go live to Dennis Rodman for the sports update
 SomeCanadian: North Korea is best Korea!
Image 97498   04-13-16   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
 McMuff: Ain't gonna cut it this time Dave.
 logono: Yeah, I know-oh-oh, that I let you down
 Niels Bohr: Oh yeah!
 Alastair: That bus is gonna get demoted to Blue for this.
 Joe Bird: Google's prototype Sentient Automated Driver Bus (SADBus) tests have not gone well.
 Gomi Day: @Kohapi your giant internet presence takes up twice the space!
 CrustyDusty: @Kohapi: Don't use the back button to navigate, or else the page will re-enter whatever you last did there. AG is one of those places you really need to navigate via links :p
 Kohapi: lol how did it double post?
 Kohapi: I feel like this whenever I take my giant body to an antique shop
 Gomi Day: canada.jpg
 Coolguy: Sorry not sorry
 Kohapi: I feel like this whenever I take my giant body to an antique shop
 CrustyDusty: Don't worry bus, it happens to the best of us.
Image 97497   04-13-16   Uploaded by    Frank herbert
 Magma Safe: Highlighted the "action zone"
 Kohapi: Protip: When preparing your glory hole, it often helps to make an outline of your body to help positioning.
 Donger: Goatse attempt gone bad
Image 97496   04-13-16   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
 Micro Jackson: Cancel!
 sad face: Please stop
 Stanley Pain: Voted RAD even though not Hot Dog Stand colours.
 CrustyDusty: WAAAHHHHAHAHA!! Oh gawd, my sides are cramping! Forced updates at 12kbps. Sometimes I wish I could actually go back to Win3.11...
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: You monsters! It was dead and buried, but you brought it back!
 SomeCanadian: [REMIND ME LATER]
 jadensmith: We'll never know if it was at 6:52 or 10:31.
Image 97495   04-13-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 hat thrab: Only the fanciest ladies with discriminating taste smell like memes.
 CrustyDusty: Sad to think that cat probably died of old age a decade ago.
 SomeCanadian: Tom Ford private image macro and stock pictures.
 Relp: Tobacco smoke and vanilla extract, inspired by Mama.
Image 97494   04-13-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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