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233105  Teechur: The worst part is when you wake up with your eyes crusted shut.

233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

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233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

233067 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.



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Score:
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 mrdiron: That chicken is pretty fancy
 Knice: "Noobs."
 jayjay: Looks like she already has avian fashions.
Image 96821   04-10-16   Uploaded by    PissReagan
Score:
791
 
 duckfarts: hurr hurr i'm an angry bird
 a robot: Owl doesn't need to use wings, it stays in the air through sheer force of anger
 trelyate: @becca WHO the hell you lookin at?
 KL1NGON: Birds, cats, fish... they all look the same when doing this. Humans are different, when we're flying we're flailing our arms, kicking our legs and shit, looking like a complete doofus until we inevitably bust our ass..
 Warezlock: The new Owl-15 Air-to-Rodent weapons system is ready General.
 becca: the hell you lookin at?!
Image 96820   04-10-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
488
 
 Niels Bohr: @Warezlock Step 4: take dick out of box, refill box with benzos.
 TFChicken: Not because she was easy but because he was hard
 Warezlock: Step 3. Have aide find out where Miss Monroe is staying.
 Coolguy: Homegirl is thinking about the presidential package...
Image 96819   04-10-16   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Image 96818 is unbelievably bad (score -27) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sylveon. Boo, sylveon.
Score:
234
 
 Robespierre: One of the beneficiaries of Barth Gimbel's Telethon for Olfactory Dystosis
 Frank herbert: voldemort!
 AdamBomb286: Oh nose!
 duckfarts: just say nose to drugs
 Air Biscuit: @Dr. Obvious but her nose can do it without her. Therein lies the problem.
 Bluetocracy: Cocaine, the real reason aliens don't have noses.
 Ulillillia: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
 wwwdotcom: Got your nose!
 twisty: She can't do it without the nose.
 Warezlock: Excuse me miss...I found this nose on the ground.
Image 96817   04-10-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
391
 
 Borb Prembus: Wow @ping
 effzeeceekay: @Ron same
 ping: Bathing costume for those fearful of fish.
 PenguinBartender: This leads to Matt Smith getting shot in the face, so rad.
 duckfarts: interstellar was cool
 bigfarter: huh, so there is water on Mars.
 Bluetocracy: That's not what I thought you meant when you said you'd bring your swimsuit.
 TFChicken: "This is not the moon, Jerry get the map!"
 namename: The possibility that you are dog is often Roverlooke
 Ron: It's a wave, not a mountain! Get to the ship! Time stuff and such!
 KL1NGON: Knee deep, but this is not the River he needs to worry about.
 yawgmoth: when you get too high before wading out into the ocean
 Donut: "I am so friggin' lost..."
Image 96816   04-10-16   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
286
 
 a robot: I like that monkey's style. I'd like to move into Ikea as well
 tears as lube: Little lost guy...
Image 96815   04-10-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
235
 
 TheDullTrowel: @TheDullTrowel Did... did I post twice?
 TheDullTrowel: @TheDullTrowel Did... did I post twice?
 TheDullTrowel: @KL1NGON He /was/ a decent king before a jousting accident permanently injured his leg, and possibly bruised his brain. After that he was just a terrifying tyrant. He only broke the power of the Papacy so he could divorce his wife, who was the real badass.
 Eleftheros: Gives a little protective room for the inevitable battle hard on
 TheDullTrowel: @KL1NGON He /was/ a decent king before a jousting accident permanently injured his leg, and possibly bruised his brain. After that he was just a terrifying tyrant. He only broke the power of the Papacy so he could divorce his wife, who was the real badass.
 ssignature: Ready for a knight on the town
 lilbeefer: R2D2 far in the future, in a galaxy very very close
 big h: henry 8 got nachoss from killing serfs 'n' wives
 a robot: *Insert Blackadder joke*
 Knice: meatloaf
 KL1NGON: Tower of London. Henry VIII was a bad-ass, but killing wives and over consumption finally took it's toll. He did break the power of the Papacy and the Church in England though, so he really is a hero because he gave people a choice whether to be ignorant or not, rather than having their ignorance mandated by Rome.
 Warezlock: What he lacks in length, he makes up for in girth.
 CHA: Lord Coddington big bulge's armour is ready I see
 Donut: Sure, you may laugh, but if you had to ride a horse for long periods of time, you'd be thankful for a sturdy codpiece.
Image 96814   04-10-16   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
342
 
 duckfarts: @Warezlock yes
 jayjay: Dustin checks out
 lilbeefer: dude, it's "weed BEFORE beer and you're in the clear"
 a robot: Guy in background: "Neat!" *click*
 XLY: I swear i've seen this before but I only just now noticed the plumber crack
 obama: No wonder he's so skinny.
 Warezlock: This monkey is still puking?
Image 96813   04-10-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
311
 
 Bluetocracy: This orgy is set to neverending background music.
 Chaski belly rub: This is better than that other Broadway show Hamilton.
 HenryVIII: When a square and a left-facing L block love each other very much,
 San DoDo: Fight!
 WaffleIron: The cubists were into it way before the furries.
 Donut: Rule 34. It Exists. For Everything.
 Mister S: Where were you when I needed you!?
Image 96812   04-10-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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