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273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

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273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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 White Rice: @a robot heh, I loved the paper comics growing up too. Sunday was the best, with a whole section just for them. It's especially funny that all the syndication sites have all the paper comics on them now too, so there isn't any real difference between paper comics & web comics (other than the fact the paper ones have more restrictions & get a regular check, instead of ad revenue & donations/merch/patreon)
 a robot: @White Rice In my youth I used to read the newspaper comics every day. I read every comic, even the ones I didn't even like, such as Family Circus, Blondie, Drabble, Cathy, and yes, Funky Winkerbean. Because kids are stupid. There's a coffee shop near me I like to go to that has no wifi but has all the local newspapers, and sometimes I go there and read all the comics like I used to, even though they are basically all objectively terrible. Mutts is ok because it's cute, and Pearls Before Swine is at least tolerable. My point in this dumb rambling post is that I radvoted this simply out of annoyed nostalgia. Also thank you for your explanation :-)
 White Rice: @Mr. Shine I do what I can. Be well, citizen.
 Mr. Shine: @White Rice I understood the thrust of this parody, but I wanted to thank you for the effort you put into our enlightenment. Kudos and + to you.
 Mr. Butt: @Judge Bread I just want you to know how much I like your username.
 White Rice: @Spray Tan so, there's this long running newspaper comic called Funcky Winklerbean. A while back, it seemed like damn near everyone and their mother was having some sort of tradegy in the comic, and cancer was one of the more noteworthy ones. That became the primary topic of everything for a while (but other stuff still got in, which is why not EVERY word is cancer). The twins at the bottom may or may not actually be twins (I don't recall how that played out) but they are/were a couple, and there was insinuation that they were long lost siblings (insinuated after they were already together) and that little thread got substantially less air time than everything else. And now, the joke is either that much better with context, or completely ruined from over explanation.
 Greyfeathers: Pretty much what this is. All of them, rolled into one.
 Spray Tan: I'm lolling but I have no fucking idea what this even is
 CrustyDusty: Cancer Winkerbean cancer cancer spicy cancer.
 propro: Cancer incest sounds like a good keyword combo
 Judge Bread: The score of this will be massively influenced by the average age of AG viewers
 Borb Prembus: Grep of despair
Image 96629   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
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 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 meh: I BITE UR NOSE NOM NOM NOM
 WetWilly: DO NOT POST ME ON THE SPACESHIP AGAIN, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Image 96628   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
797
 
 Mitchell: @Korrok Thigh gap?
 Knice: @Korrok His back?
 Korrok: @Knice I want what that floofer's laying on.
 Knice: I want that floofer.
 sylveon: Same if I were in the same position
Image 96627   04-09-16   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
378
 
 Extra Long Cheeseburger: @Donut WHY CAN'T YOU COME OUT AND PLAY WITH ME?!?!?!
 Jeannie C: @Donut Radding for your comment. Fluffy butt means fluffy brain.
 Donut: "Hi there. Are you food? I like food. I'm a dog. Do you like food? Why you looking at me like that? Are you mad? I don't like food that is mad. I'm a dog. Say, did I mention I like food?"
 brown tony: Those are cats! You can't keep cats in a cage! @depression
 depression: Keep em in there
Image 96626   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
270
 
 queezy farm: @CrustyDusty Agree
 AdamBomb286: Speth Huxley- Love Amo
 E. HONDA: die-arr-ho-ee-ya
 Mr. Shine: Does this cause or prevent Royal Purple Diarrhea?
 CrustyDusty: Instructions unclear; now giving chickens enemas for impacted stool.
 Rachelina: @Jeannie C homophobic farm animals?!
 Jeannie C: @ch Why? Was this medicine homeopathic?
 fanny: I'm curious what the top three "Jokes for Guys" are. hilarious no doubt!
 Donut: Pooping: Serious Business
 WTF: Why would you want to make your poultry, calves and pigs have diarrhea?
 ch: We've come along way, we now know that giving diarrhea to farm animals is counter-productive
 alborland: @dobbiesdoogs royal poophole is what they call my throne
 dobbiesdoogs: you missed a great opportunity to call it "royal poophole"
Image 96625   04-09-16   Uploaded by    MassDefect
Score:
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 Watch Out: I keep these tips on a flash card in my wallet
 Ghabo: @Donut: Cops: "Yeah okay but what was she wearing?"
 shitshow: " recommendations expressed do not necessarily reflect the views of DOJ or OVW. well shit.
 XLY: Isnt this a sara silverman bit
 humanfog: @DesertPlah damn!!!!!
 Jeannie C: Yeah, this'll end rape. Just get everyone to read it.
 Donut: Rule 11: OMG, you just raped, didn't you? What is WRONG with you? Weren't you reading this? See, this is why this world is going down the shitter. I'm jusnna call the cops to medically castrate you because you OBVIOUSLY cannot be trusted with genitalia. God dammit.
 lavender: jesus christ @ humanity
 becca: Holy shit at 9 though....
 thrilhouse: @FatTigerWoods all these years... Also, username/comment POWERcombo
 Albatross: I can't imagine anything creepier than #8
 FatTigerWoods: Oh, DON'T rape. Got it.
 duckfarts: I'm pretty sure 1-9 should be 10
Image 96624   04-09-16   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
628
 
 XLY: At least it was kind enough to pee on everything while it was still in the machine so you don't have to load it again
 CrustyDusty: How could you give me the ol' spicy spin cycle?!
 Donut: "Thought this was the toilet. My bad."
 ch: The new washers have touch-screen monitors with all the controls right there so convenient and get the hell out of there Mittens
 hnnngh: *closes lid, starts washer, walks out*
 becca: EXCUSE ME, I WAS IN HERE.
 duckfarts: @killerjunglist whoa, this is news I can use
 killerjunglist: Added too much fabric softener ... it congealed into a cat again
Image 96623   04-09-16   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
301
 
 CrustyDusty: Single? I'm sure I see a threesome going on here...
 Back Door Dan: None of these are ripe.
 mypasswordispassword: uhhhh, please check #96623 first
 duckfarts: If you want to pop one in your mouth without asking, it's grape
 Nope: Please ask consent before eating the Apple
Image 96622   04-09-16   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
367
 
 TFChicken: Ugh.. The 1%
 Greek Fire: @Donut It's tough to be a god.
 AdamBomb286: The new Vatican Swiss Guard uniforms are pretty nice.
 ClockworkJackalope: Middle management
 CrustyDusty: This limousine is corny.
 Korrok: The Inca were an odd people.
 waterudoin: that's me in the throne chair, that's me in the spot. light. running my religion
 Musician: I don't like this new USC Trojan Band director
 Donut: "That's right! I'm the god! I'M THE GOD! All of you can SUCK IT!"
 duckfarts: @fanny that's because x gon' give it to you
 Kool Aid Man: okay now it's Matumbe's turn on top
 Albatross: Memorial Day parade 1491
 fanny: I keep hitting the x, but this image won't close :(
Image 96621   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
647
 
 redrex: I knew this wasn't done by @ping before seeing who posted it.
 CrustyDusty: @salmiakki TV PARTY TONIGHT!
 salmiakki: black flag was soooo bad
 mypasswordispassword: im good with everything except the blue one... damn you @musician
 dobbiesdoogs: "smokey this is not 'nam, this is the friendly spaceship, there are rules"
 fanny: can't fool me Goodman!!
Image 96620   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Musician
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