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233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233103  Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE…

233210  tib gubb: it is monday, my dudes

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233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE…

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

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 White Rice: @a robot heh, I loved the paper comics growing up too. Sunday was the best, with a whole section just for them. It's especially funny that all the syndication sites have all the paper comics on them now too, so there isn't any real difference between paper comics & web comics (other than the fact the paper ones have more restrictions & get a regular check, instead of ad revenue & donations/merch/patreon)
 a robot: @White Rice In my youth I used to read the newspaper comics every day. I read every comic, even the ones I didn't even like, such as Family Circus, Blondie, Drabble, Cathy, and yes, Funky Winkerbean. Because kids are stupid. There's a coffee shop near me I like to go to that has no wifi but has all the local newspapers, and sometimes I go there and read all the comics like I used to, even though they are basically all objectively terrible. Mutts is ok because it's cute, and Pearls Before Swine is at least tolerable. My point in this dumb rambling post is that I radvoted this simply out of annoyed nostalgia. Also thank you for your explanation :-)
 White Rice: @Mr. Shine I do what I can. Be well, citizen.
 Mr. Shine: @White Rice I understood the thrust of this parody, but I wanted to thank you for the effort you put into our enlightenment. Kudos and + to you.
 Mr. Butt: @Judge Bread I just want you to know how much I like your username.
 White Rice: @Spray Tan so, there's this long running newspaper comic called Funcky Winklerbean. A while back, it seemed like damn near everyone and their mother was having some sort of tradegy in the comic, and cancer was one of the more noteworthy ones. That became the primary topic of everything for a while (but other stuff still got in, which is why not EVERY word is cancer). The twins at the bottom may or may not actually be twins (I don't recall how that played out) but they are/were a couple, and there was insinuation that they were long lost siblings (insinuated after they were already together) and that little thread got substantially less air time than everything else. And now, the joke is either that much better with context, or completely ruined from over explanation.
 Greyfeathers: Pretty much what this is. All of them, rolled into one.
 Spray Tan: I'm lolling but I have no fucking idea what this even is
 CrustyDusty: Cancer Winkerbean cancer cancer spicy cancer.
 propro: Cancer incest sounds like a good keyword combo
 Judge Bread: The score of this will be massively influenced by the average age of AG viewers
 Borb Prembus: Grep of despair
Image 96629   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Donut
Image 96628   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Mitchell: @Korrok Thigh gap?
 Knice: @Korrok His back?
 Korrok: @Knice I want what that floofer's laying on.
 Knice: I want that floofer.
 sylveon: Same if I were in the same position
Image 96627   04-09-16   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
 Extra Long Cheeseburger: @Donut WHY CAN'T YOU COME OUT AND PLAY WITH ME?!?!?!
 Jeannie C: @Donut Radding for your comment. Fluffy butt means fluffy brain.
 Donut: "Hi there. Are you food? I like food. I'm a dog. Do you like food? Why you looking at me like that? Are you mad? I don't like food that is mad. I'm a dog. Say, did I mention I like food?"
 brown tony: Those are cats! You can't keep cats in a cage! @depression
 depression: Keep em in there
Image 96626   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Donut
 queezy farm: @CrustyDusty Agree
 AdamBomb286: Speth Huxley- Love Amo
 E. HONDA: die-arr-ho-ee-ya
 Mr. Shine: Does this cause or prevent Royal Purple Diarrhea?
 CrustyDusty: Instructions unclear; now giving chickens enemas for impacted stool.
 Rachelina: @Jeannie C homophobic farm animals?!
 Jeannie C: @ch Why? Was this medicine homeopathic?
 fanny: I'm curious what the top three "Jokes for Guys" are. hilarious no doubt!
 Donut: Pooping: Serious Business
 WTF: Why would you want to make your poultry, calves and pigs have diarrhea?
 ch: We've come along way, we now know that giving diarrhea to farm animals is counter-productive
 alborland: @dobbiesdoogs royal poophole is what they call my throne
 dobbiesdoogs: you missed a great opportunity to call it "royal poophole"
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 TurkeyVulture: I keep these tips on a flash card in my wallet
 Ghabo: @Donut: Cops: "Yeah okay but what was she wearing?"
 shitshow: " recommendations expressed do not necessarily reflect the views of DOJ or OVW. well shit.
 XLY: Isnt this a sara silverman bit
 humanfog: @DesertPlah damn!!!!!
 Jeannie C: Yeah, this'll end rape. Just get everyone to read it.
 Donut: Rule 11: OMG, you just raped, didn't you? What is WRONG with you? Weren't you reading this? See, this is why this world is going down the shitter. I'm jusnna call the cops to medically castrate you because you OBVIOUSLY cannot be trusted with genitalia. God dammit.
 lavender: jesus christ @ humanity
 becca: Holy shit at 9 though....
 thrilhouse: @FatTigerWoods all these years... Also, username/comment POWERcombo
 Albatross: I can't imagine anything creepier than #8
 FatTigerWoods: Oh, DON'T rape. Got it.
 duckfarts: I'm pretty sure 1-9 should be 10
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 XLY: At least it was kind enough to pee on everything while it was still in the machine so you don't have to load it again
 CrustyDusty: How could you give me the ol' spicy spin cycle?!
 Donut: "Thought this was the toilet. My bad."
 ch: The new washers have touch-screen monitors with all the controls right there so convenient and get the hell out of there Mittens
 hnnngh: *closes lid, starts washer, walks out*
 duckfarts: @killerjunglist whoa, this is news I can use
 killerjunglist: Added too much fabric softener ... it congealed into a cat again
Image 96623   04-09-16   Uploaded by    greg
 CrustyDusty: Single? I'm sure I see a threesome going on here...
 Back Door Dan: None of these are ripe.
 mypasswordispassword: uhhhh, please check #96623 first
 duckfarts: If you want to pop one in your mouth without asking, it's grape
 Nope: Please ask consent before eating the Apple
Image 96622   04-09-16   Uploaded by    nanananana
 TFChicken: Ugh.. The 1%
 Greek Fire: @Donut It's tough to be a god.
 AdamBomb286: The new Vatican Swiss Guard uniforms are pretty nice.
 ClockworkJackalope: Middle management
 CrustyDusty: This limousine is corny.
 Korrok: The Inca were an odd people.
 waterudoin: that's me in the throne chair, that's me in the spot. light. running my religion
 Musician: I don't like this new USC Trojan Band director
 Donut: "That's right! I'm the god! I'M THE GOD! All of you can SUCK IT!"
 duckfarts: @fanny that's because x gon' give it to you
 Kool Aid Man: okay now it's Matumbe's turn on top
 Albatross: Memorial Day parade 1491
 fanny: I keep hitting the x, but this image won't close :(
Image 96621   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
 redrex: I knew this wasn't done by @ping before seeing who posted it.
 CrustyDusty: @salmiakki TV PARTY TONIGHT!
 salmiakki: black flag was soooo bad
 mypasswordispassword: im good with everything except the blue one... damn you @musician
 dobbiesdoogs: "smokey this is not 'nam, this is the friendly spaceship, there are rules"
 fanny: can't fool me Goodman!!
Image 96620   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Musician
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