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268538  MrBoffo: @wootman I love ageless artifacts. Almost as much as I love .jpg artifacts.

268502  Air Biscuit: Dog smiles are nice.

268541  MrBoffo: Why hasn't someone built a wall between them yet?

268547  MrBoffo: If I had to deal with customers, I'd want to do it in that sports coat.

268557  MC Delta T: This would have been so much better if one of them had too many fingers on one hand.

268426  MrBoffo: @Nope @WTF A'ight; The Inscrutability of Santiago, Chile, then

268544  Nope: *boom tsk boom tsk boom tsk Boom boom Tsk Boom Tsk*

268525  Not A Bot: The 1950s were kind of boring

268353  mackdaddy: @a robot Come on

268533  lecj07: The Missus has some 'splaining to do.

268534  lecj07: @WannaBee Perhaps it's her man friend getting a bit handsy then

268538  lecj07: @wootman Thanks, my tired brain was refusing to process it til you explained. No sarcasm at all.

268517  Air Biscuit: Silent hill county line

268433  fanny: @Annoying Vegan are you on craftster? I was years ago, but I don't really check in anymore. lots of cool stuff there :) (craft swaps were fun too)

268541  Zaxxoff: she's singing the national anthem at him

268539  Zaxxoff: I'm not going to imprison, torture, and murder any more teenage runaways

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268548  kate shutupton: He looks like Kimbo Slice

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268539  grizzly: I'm going to find a way to be happy.

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268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

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Image 96600 is unbelievably bad (score -41) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Chaplin. Your image was bad, Chaplin.
Score:
357
 
 CrustyDusty: I've actually done this before. It works well.
 discodisco: It's rather genius @hajjpodge, I usually resort to cupping my hands over it, which doesn't work that well...
 hajjpodge: The joke is that the built-in speakers for the laptop are on both sides of the keyboards. The cups serve as amplifiers. I...I have done something like this before...
 RabidBandit: Why is this even captured in a photo...
 100000: I call em the dogs LISTEN TO EM BARK!
Image 96599   04-09-16   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
361
 
 LKoroton: Lindsay Lohan is saved
 Grandmaster Fat: scrolling down, expecting nuts
 Grandmas Ghost: i;m thinkin about thos crochets
 Mr. Shine: Aunt Flo
 Jeannie C: Someone spent months they will never get back.
 Donut: You say "tradition", I say "undignified as hell".
 mwoody: Each day, they pass food in to her bell, and she rings a bell to let her know she is still alive.
 eyg: Mary Jane the doobie.
 a robot: Stylish AND absorbant!
 Knice: 10/10 would knot.
 MassDefect: That's a penis cozy.
 east bay: The dignified tampon
 RabidBandit: crochet fetish
 DrinkMixMan: Is this feminism?
 ninetailorochimaru: The Duchess of Wang's sister, dildoe.
 SoyUnPerdedor: She wanted to get buried like this
Image 96598   04-09-16   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
288
 
 sumodrsn: Go away evil dogger
 MaronaPossessed: Go evil, away dogger.
 A Post Office: bork
 Dan Tagonistic: Done me a frighten
 Sprinkles: go away Evil dogger
 karpeles: thank u mr. evil dogger
 Jeannie C: Seriously, that dog looks like he got into something bad. He is foaming around his mouth.
 well duh: Go weigh, evil dogger. Seriously, that dog looks fat.
 Korrok: Who's a good boy?! Who's a good boy?! You are! Yesh yoo arr!
 WaffleIron: Someone tell @korrok his dog got loose and is into the cat food.
 Magma Safe: Aww. He's foaming from wanting to snuggle SO MUCH
 bigfarter: go away evil dogger
 Niels Bohr: I see your snarl and raise you a bellyrub.
 iwash: I love you evil dogger
 Musician: Hey Evil Doggy, want some "root beer" Hey, OMG! My jugular! AHHHHHHhhhhhh, I typed as I died
 bug: go away levitating clear rootbeer.
 9mm: mehhhhhhhhh dogger
 hajjpodge: I farted while reading this. Coincidence?
 mrdiron: Go away evil dogger.
 becca: back to 4chan with this sort of thing
 fanny: maybe he's just misunderstood.
 Angry Lobster: Patrick Swayze is rotating in his grave.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Go away evil dogger
Image 96597   04-09-16   Uploaded by    hnnngh
Score:
518
 
 sumodrsn: I'm sure it'll be fine.
 LKoroton: Honey, I think that wasn't botox...
 Korrok: @gary Sir, I am the reason 'Nightmare-Fuel' gets switcherinoed to dream candy. So don't for a second think I'm new to this.
 gary: Well played. Well played.
 gary: @Korrok I see you're posting dream candy now too.
 Thurb Grunombies: Still would, but after tequila
 Annoying Vegan : ALL HAIL KORROK
 Gomi Day: when the pcp kicks in and u see the beauty of nature
 CastleBravo: Where we're going, we don't need....cheeks?
 mypasswordispassword: Me in English class
 Knice: This is like when you go into someone else's bathroom and shut the door, and they've got a goddamn mirror on the back of it.
 CrustyDusty: @Korrok thanks for sharing the honeymoon pics!
 ninetailorochimaru: @Korrok pic of one of your relatives after family game night?
 uncannie: I can see it! I can see the cosmos!
 SomeCanadian: There's a pill for that.
 KL1NGON: Edvard Munch's wife.
 kittylitter: You want a bandaid or something?
 Korrok: A game of knifey-spoony gone horribly wrong.
Image 96596   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
421
 
 midnightmosesuk: I guess there is one step lower than sleeping in the gutter.
 Dick Inspector: @KL1NGON True, it IS yellow, even if it's not a hanky.
 duckfarts: that's the easy way to deal with your fetish
 professorpig: He's just taking the piss
 trelyate: You all laugh, but he's a genius. If he has to pee in the middle of the night, he doesn't have to get up.
 bigfarter: I want to puke
 Manu Shinobili: I got vomited on for looking at this.
 UseYourName: This bar I used to go to had one of these, except he wore a wetsuit and was called Trough Guy
 myrealname: When u pee but u keep drinkin
 San DoDo: That's rough
 KL1NGON: When you choose to wear a shirt like that you have to expect some shit.
Image 96595   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
629
 
 MaronaPossessed: I like that tree.
 bigfarter: makes you think
 redmonkey3: Therapy by Etsy... kinda...
 skunkrocker: damn straight
 ninetailorochimaru: I came
 mrdiron: truly inspirational
Image 96594   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
723
 
 Mr. Angry: It's my girlfriend's cousin!
 Jeannie C: Hey! Hey!
 killerjunglist: "Whatcha doin'? Takin' a picture of this field? HEY is that an iPhone?"
 CrustyDusty: Shoot oop, Donkay!
 redmonkey3: Suuure, baby, i was in Shrek...
 bigbison: Ass to nose
 hajjpodge: No Donkeh this is MY SWAMP! MINE!
 fanny: what an ass!
 A duck: "Hi hello I am donkey"
Image 96593   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
548
 
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar IF IT'S ANY COMFORT TO YOU, HE WAS STILL IMPROPERLY DRESSED FOR A WINTER CLIMATE. I AM AMAZED HE DID AS WELL AS HE DID.
 Skaalar: @BILL DOOR Oh my god! You are ruining my immersion!
 BILL DOOR: @Skaalar HE WAS NOT NAKED. HE HAD HIS DRAWERS ON. I REMEMBER THAT TIME QUITE CLEARLY.
 Skaalar: @BILL DOOR the only thing missing is a naked Vimes running through the snow for his life.
 BILL DOOR: UBERWALD IS A FRIENDLY PLACE THESE DAYS.
 Ghabo: Go away evil dogger.
 Zukero: Can I have the 10-seconds-later one please ?
 SomeCanadian: Pretty puppers gives kisses. Why she be ded?
 Angry Lobster: Sneak attack!
 fanny: she ded?
 MassDefect: @KL1NGON LMAO I never thought of that. The grey one is a female though.
 KL1NGON: Red Rocket! Red Rocket! He really likes you.
Image 96592   04-09-16   Uploaded by    MassDefect
Score:
512
 
 Jeannie C: "You're right! No survival value whatsoever." she mumbled around a mouthful of beast poached in jellyfish brine.
 redmonkey3: @Warrax - ahhh... need to read me some A.C.C. sooner than later... recommendations ? I prefer (reasonably) compact tales... sufficiently complex/dense/challenging that notes/charts/formulas inside fly pages required = AOK
 Warrax: @redmonkey3 It's a quote from Arthur C. Clarke. We like to think of ourselves as the most advanced species on the planet because of our brains, but what are really the most successful creatures? Ants, cockroaches, bacteria, viruses will all be here long after we're gone. The more we build and create, the closer we are to that razor's edge of destroying ourselves. Also food for thought if you assume that life elsewhere in the universe would necessarily evolve successfully along the tool-building route. The human way of doing things may be an accident, a cosmic joke.
 redmonkey3: @Warrax - i don't know what to think about that; or if i ought to...
 redmonkey3: @celebgate - wait... what ? - no... How?
 Warrax: It's yet to be proven that there is any survival value in intelligence.
 celebgate: some types of jellyfish are functionally immortal too... The worst life imaginable
 KL1NGON: There are benefits to a de-centralized nervous system, advanced reasoning capacity is not one of them.
 fanny: no shit. just watch Idiocracy and be terrified.
Image 96591   04-09-16   Uploaded by    shadebane
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