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253573  WTF: Plot twist, she's only four feet tall.

253564  charlemagne: mmmm mmmhhmmm mmmmmmmoh my god get out don't look at me

253573  Side Boob: I miss watching the WSM on Christmas break.

253577  some guy : RIP

253582  iCEy: Thats Angela Bassett.

253549  Side Boob: Shit got real.

253558  Not A Bot: Now with flavor!

253554  Side Boob: @ani625 Good advice. Two cats are always better.

253565  Side Boob: Pet the rainbow!

253571  Side Boob: Fattie of North Korea.

253571  ignatz: Bot of North Korea

253563  Chest Rockwell: More like -100.

253532  a sedated moose: CompDickTer Doctors

253578  Jolly Well: Yeah, as a husband, this seems like a normal day.

253567  raditzu: Don't you fukken dare touch my human!

253566  sparenamelaptopdied: Ding-dong bell, Pus.y's on the Dell..

253499  Zochrot: youre a wizard harry

253500  Zochrot: fucking ginger

253510  Zochrot: proud graduate

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253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

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Image 96600 is unbelievably bad (score -41) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Chaplin. You have brought shame on us, Chaplin.
 CrustyDusty: I've actually done this before. It works well.
 discodisco: It's rather genius @hajjpodge, I usually resort to cupping my hands over it, which doesn't work that well...
 hajjpodge: The joke is that the built-in speakers for the laptop are on both sides of the keyboards. The cups serve as amplifiers. I...I have done something like this before...
 RabidBandit: Why is this even captured in a photo...
 100000: I call em the dogs LISTEN TO EM BARK!
Image 96599   04-09-16   Uploaded by    cj22
 LKoroton: Lindsay Lohan is saved
 ignatz: scrolling down, expecting nuts
 Grandmas Ghost: i;m thinkin about thos crochets
 Mr. Shine: Aunt Flo
 Jeannie C: Someone spent months they will never get back.
 Donut: You say "tradition", I say "undignified as hell".
 mwoody: Each day, they pass food in to her bell, and she rings a bell to let her know she is still alive.
 eyg: Mary Jane the doobie.
 a robot: Stylish AND absorbant!
 Knice: 10/10 would knot.
 MassDefect: That's a penis cozy.
 east bay: The dignified tampon
 RabidBandit: crochet fetish
 DrinkMixMan: Is this feminism?
 ninetailorochimaru: The Duchess of Wang's sister, dildoe.
 SoyUnPerdedor: She wanted to get buried like this
Image 96598   04-09-16   Uploaded by    robocop
 sumodrsn: Go away evil dogger
 MaronaPossessed: Go evil, away dogger.
 A Post Office: bork
 Dan Tagonistic: Done me a frighten
 Sprinkles: go away Evil dogger
 karpeles: thank u mr. evil dogger
 Jeannie C: Seriously, that dog looks like he got into something bad. He is foaming around his mouth.
 well duh: Go weigh, evil dogger. Seriously, that dog looks fat.
 Korrok: Who's a good boy?! Who's a good boy?! You are! Yesh yoo arr!
 WaffleIron: Someone tell @korrok his dog got loose and is into the cat food.
 Magma Safe: Aww. He's foaming from wanting to snuggle SO MUCH
 bigfarter: go away evil dogger
 Niels Bohr: I see your snarl and raise you a bellyrub.
 iwash: I love you evil dogger
 Musician: Hey Evil Doggy, want some "root beer" Hey, OMG! My jugular! AHHHHHHhhhhhh, I typed as I died
 bug: go away levitating clear rootbeer.
 9mm: mehhhhhhhhh dogger
 hajjpodge: I farted while reading this. Coincidence?
 mrdiron: Go away evil dogger.
 becca: back to 4chan with this sort of thing
 fanny: maybe he's just misunderstood.
 Angry Lobster: Patrick Swayze is rotating in his grave.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Go away evil dogger
Image 96597   04-09-16   Uploaded by    hnnngh
 sumodrsn: I'm sure it'll be fine.
 LKoroton: Honey, I think that wasn't botox...
 Korrok: @gary Sir, I am the reason 'Nightmare-Fuel' gets switcherinoed to dream candy. So don't for a second think I'm new to this.
 gary: Well played. Well played.
 gary: @Korrok I see you're posting dream candy now too.
 Thurb Grunombies: Still would, but after tequila
 Annoying Vegan : ALL HAIL KORROK
 Gomi Day: when the pcp kicks in and u see the beauty of nature
 CastleBravo: Where we're going, we don't need....cheeks?
 mypasswordispassword: Me in English class
 Knice: This is like when you go into someone else's bathroom and shut the door, and they've got a goddamn mirror on the back of it.
 CrustyDusty: @Korrok thanks for sharing the honeymoon pics!
 ninetailorochimaru: @Korrok pic of one of your relatives after family game night?
 uncannie: I can see it! I can see the cosmos!
 SomeCanadian: There's a pill for that.
 KL1NGON: Edvard Munch's wife.
 Theta Zero: You want a bandaid or something?
 Korrok: A game of knifey-spoony gone horribly wrong.
Image 96596   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
 midnightmosesuk: I guess there is one step lower than sleeping in the gutter.
 Dick Inspector: @KL1NGON True, it IS yellow, even if it's not a hanky.
 duckfarts: that's the easy way to deal with your fetish
 professorpig: He's just taking the piss
 trelyate: You all laugh, but he's a genius. If he has to pee in the middle of the night, he doesn't have to get up.
 bigfarter: I want to puke
 Manu Shinobili: I got vomited on for looking at this.
 UseYourName: This bar I used to go to had one of these, except he wore a wetsuit and was called Trough Guy
 myrealname: When u pee but u keep drinkin
 San DoDo: That's rough
 KL1NGON: When you choose to wear a shirt like that you have to expect some shit.
Image 96595   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
 MaronaPossessed: I like that tree.
 bigfarter: makes you think
 redmonkey3: Therapy by Etsy... kinda...
 skunkrocker: damn straight
 ninetailorochimaru: I came
 mrdiron: truly inspirational
Image 96594   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
 Mr. Angry: It's my girlfriend's cousin!
 Jeannie C: Hey! Hey!
 killerjunglist: "Whatcha doin'? Takin' a picture of this field? HEY is that an iPhone?"
 CrustyDusty: Shoot oop, Donkay!
 redmonkey3: Suuure, baby, i was in Shrek...
 bigbison: Ass to nose
 hajjpodge: No Donkeh this is MY SWAMP! MINE!
 fanny: what an ass!
 A duck: "Hi hello I am donkey"
Image 96593   04-09-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
 Skaalar: @BILL DOOR Oh my god! You are ruining my immersion!
 Skaalar: @BILL DOOR the only thing missing is a naked Vimes running through the snow for his life.
 Ghabo: Go away evil dogger.
 Zukero: Can I have the 10-seconds-later one please ?
 SomeCanadian: Pretty puppers gives kisses. Why she be ded?
 Angry Lobster: Sneak attack!
 fanny: she ded?
 MassDefect: @KL1NGON LMAO I never thought of that. The grey one is a female though.
 KL1NGON: Red Rocket! Red Rocket! He really likes you.
Image 96592   04-09-16   Uploaded by    MassDefect
 Jeannie C: "You're right! No survival value whatsoever." she mumbled around a mouthful of beast poached in jellyfish brine.
 redmonkey3: @Warrax - ahhh... need to read me some A.C.C. sooner than later... recommendations ? I prefer (reasonably) compact tales... sufficiently complex/dense/challenging that notes/charts/formulas inside fly pages required = AOK
 Warrax: @redmonkey3 It's a quote from Arthur C. Clarke. We like to think of ourselves as the most advanced species on the planet because of our brains, but what are really the most successful creatures? Ants, cockroaches, bacteria, viruses will all be here long after we're gone. The more we build and create, the closer we are to that razor's edge of destroying ourselves. Also food for thought if you assume that life elsewhere in the universe would necessarily evolve successfully along the tool-building route. The human way of doing things may be an accident, a cosmic joke.
 redmonkey3: @Warrax - i don't know what to think about that; or if i ought to...
 redmonkey3: @celebgate - wait... what ? - no... How?
 Warrax: It's yet to be proven that there is any survival value in intelligence.
 celebgate: some types of jellyfish are functionally immortal too... The worst life imaginable
 KL1NGON: There are benefits to a de-centralized nervous system, advanced reasoning capacity is not one of them.
 fanny: no shit. just watch Idiocracy and be terrified.
Image 96591   04-09-16   Uploaded by    shadebane
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