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210859  zrj235: little known fact: melvin van peebles invented time travel

210860  zrj235: ok i refuse to believe that the person who created this did not also invent weird matching shoes.

210869  Gazden: Ah, the look of bliss on that man's face! If it was hot brass, otoh, it would be a different story.

210792  zrj235: from left to right: bunbarian, pseed psionic, normal cat, dogromancer

210865  addend: Was?

210792  zrj235: @LurkedMoar yeah but i'm kinda worried that the dogromancer seems to be asleep. needs a higher resist against hampsterwaves.

210860  tib gubb: it ain't easy to rock the barefoot look

210854  addend: vv f.i.l.t.e.r = switcherino.

210864  Chinese Buffet: Context?

210854  addend: LOL books #yolo (Takes selfie while vaping. Applies bunny switcherino.)

210807  Jabberwikket: (Somebody's gotta pay for those bombers)

210807  Jabberwikket: The new Trumpsurance brought to you by the makers of Trumpcare

210867  Crispy Liquid Taquito: That's a hot dog.

210857  addend: *prrrfft*

210853  addend: What about the 2 drawers in between?

210867  Grandmaster Fat: But...Why....

210867  InfiniteZero: contrary to human beliefs, double coated dogs should never be shaved. it keeps the dogs cool and protects against sunburn.

210730  addend: (Makes promise. Tries men.)

210732  addend: (Installs screen-reader program.)

210823  zrj235: still waiting for an apology for what Randy did to my trailer

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Score:
876
 
 Slowpoke: @SomeCanadian Is that like a reverse Amigara Fault thing ?
 Mr. Pepper: @XLY Yup!
 Bluetocracy: Who's got no thumbs and can still climb better than you?
 namaste: thishappened.jpg
 Wet farts: Mountain goat, how u do dis?
 PenguinBartender: Meanwhile, the one taking the stairs to the side is like: "heh heh, you dipshits."
 XLY: raaaa-a-a-a-ad
 Kohapi: We all think this is awesome, but some dude just glued'em up there.
 Pizza: @SomeCanadian Can I have some weed too?
 Pizza: They crave that mineral.
 San DoDo: Top right: ohfvckohfvckohfvck
 Coolguy: Yeah this is the most rad goat pic I've seen yet
 Knice: Their left legs are shorter than the right.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Fuck you and your fancy climbing gear.
 SomeCanadian: Little known fact: mountain goats are actually extruded from cliff faces. As the rock erodes, they are slowly freed from their stony prisons.
 Scoo: Don't. Look. Down.
Image 96286   04-08-16   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
238
 
 edvard: i've acquired some particular skills over my career.... none of them are whacking off
 Bartleby: I have a very particular set of wheels
 Flabbergahst: Cool, a pickup that will find you wherever you are.
 Scoo: Almost as clever as the guy at my work who pried the "MA" off his Tacoma
Image 96285   04-08-16   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
300
 
 Bluetocracy: Oz really messed you up, didn't it, Dorothy?
 Kohapi: Ii see she's crouching to charge up a super jump. Wait for the flashing, lady!
 Picklepuss: now I've got Moon River stuck in my head goddammit
 duckfarts: @Warrax well clearly they're still dry
 Warrax: I'm not going to be the guy that makes the wet beautiful people joke. Not today.
 conner: unfunny
Image 96284   04-08-16   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
612
 
 karpeles: exactly
 hurr: also you'd need a segment contemplating if you fall asleep faster after masturbation! @Urn BooUrn
 Call Of Pooty: What about "counting sheep"?
 Urn BooUrn: Inaccurate. No pie wedge for masturbation.
Image 96283   04-08-16   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
217
 
 A Post Office: @jshcalderan (previously @DODGINGCURVES), but this Pacific tweet is from @maineymaine
 Drump Porbs: the Twitter generation strikes again
 doop: Singed Bread Snaps
 NoRagrets: Only at the home of sexuals!
 duckfarts: mmmmmmmm tree bark singe crisp
 SomeCanadian: I would actually buy a knock-off brand called Synonym Toast Crunch. That would be too clever to pass up.
 Sadbot: Why bother censoring twitter handles? Does any twitter user ever want less attention?
 Scoo: Didn't know Roget made cereal
 Warrax: Spiced crispy crusty bread.
Image 96282   04-08-16   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Image 96281 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fridaynight. Your image was bad, fridaynight.
Score:
504
 
 Dick Inspector: Much improved.
 mark64: IS THIS REAL LIFE
 Joe Bird: @unoplank Wow, I didn't think Jared liked them THAT young...
 unoplank: eat fresh baby
 SomeCanadian: Which one is the face-swap?
Image 96280   04-08-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
Image 96279 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jonananathan. You have brought shame on us, Jonananathan.
Image 96278 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by alex. Boo, alex.
Score:
506
 
 Bile: Imagine being president if you can't do this obvious simple shit. Beer makes foam, asshole
 tib gubb: I did it!!
 FatTigerWoods: She never could give head right
 Micro Jackson: Failed at pulling....a pint
 Wet farts: @Flabbergahst it's the switcherino. See what happens when you type the C word on the friendly spaceship
 waaaaaat: god damn it hillary
 doop: And then she emitted a shrill screech and vomited veiny slug-like creatures all over a journalist that had gotten too far. The worms digested the journalist's body before crawling back into her ears. Hillary 2016. You have no other choice, human.
 Larry Xmas: AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME. with terrible caption. th....
 Flabbergahst: @Wet farts , Beautiful? Really?
 Coolguy: Hairy guy in the back be like " you are doing it wrong"
 funny in the wall: @duckfarts: nice one!
 duckfarts: HA HA HA. I TOO ENJOY CONSUMPTION OF POISONOUS LIQUIDS FOR PERSONAL ENJOYMENT. *LOAD SMILE SEQUENCE 56*
 SomeCanadian: Here's to you, fellow humans!
 KL1NGON: In politics, if you're not fake you don't go very far at all.
 Wet farts: Fake beautiful person
 HermwoodLitmajor: I can dispense beverages in the manner of a common person!
 chhumphrey: (*sigh*) at least it isn't John Kerry in a clean-room suit.
 funny in the wall: i don't care that she does not seems to know anything about beer (she's probably a wine person anyway) but she does as usual seem fake as shit, which is why I am hoping I will not have to vote for her at the general election. i will though, lesser evil and all that.
 ignatz: Givin good head there
 Scoo: Enjoying beer != knowing how to serve it. I'll cut her some slack on this one.
 copunter: the man never drank a Duff in his life!
 the snark: i wanna rad this more than once
Image 96277   04-08-16   Uploaded by    becca
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