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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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Score:
876
 
 Slowpoke: @SomeCanadian Is that like a reverse Amigara Fault thing ?
 Mr. Pepper: @XLY Yup!
 Bluetocracy: Who's got no thumbs and can still climb better than you?
 namaste: thishappened.jpg
 Wet farts: Mountain goat, how u do dis?
 PenguinBartender: Meanwhile, the one taking the stairs to the side is like: "heh heh, you dipshits."
 XLY: raaaa-a-a-a-ad
 Kohapi: We all think this is awesome, but some dude just glued'em up there.
 Pizza: @SomeCanadian Can I have some weed too?
 Pizza: They crave that mineral.
 San DoDo: Top right: ohfvckohfvckohfvck
 Coolguy: Yeah this is the most rad goat pic I've seen yet
 Knice: Their left legs are shorter than the right.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Fuck you and your fancy climbing gear.
 SomeCanadian: Little known fact: mountain goats are actually extruded from cliff faces. As the rock erodes, they are slowly freed from their stony prisons.
 Scoo: Don't. Look. Down.
Image 96286   04-08-16   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
238
 
 edvard: i've acquired some particular skills over my career.... none of them are whacking off
 Bartleby: I have a very particular set of wheels
 Flabbergahst: Cool, a pickup that will find you wherever you are.
 Scoo: Almost as clever as the guy at my work who pried the "MA" off his Tacoma
Image 96285   04-08-16   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
300
 
 Bluetocracy: Oz really messed you up, didn't it, Dorothy?
 Kohapi: Ii see she's crouching to charge up a super jump. Wait for the flashing, lady!
 Picklepuss: now I've got Moon River stuck in my head goddammit
 duckfarts: @Warrax well clearly they're still dry
 Warrax: I'm not going to be the guy that makes the wet beautiful people joke. Not today.
 conner: unfunny
Image 96284   04-08-16   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
612
 
 karpeles: exactly
 hurr: also you'd need a segment contemplating if you fall asleep faster after masturbation! @Urn BooUrn
 Call Of Pooty: What about "counting sheep"?
 Urn BooUrn: Inaccurate. No pie wedge for masturbation.
Image 96283   04-08-16   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
217
 
 A Post Office: @jshcalderan (previously @DODGINGCURVES), but this Pacific tweet is from @maineymaine
 Drump Porbs: the Twitter generation strikes again
 doop: Singed Bread Snaps
 NoRagrets: Only at the home of sexuals!
 duckfarts: mmmmmmmm tree bark singe crisp
 SomeCanadian: I would actually buy a knock-off brand called Synonym Toast Crunch. That would be too clever to pass up.
 Sadbot: Why bother censoring twitter handles? Does any twitter user ever want less attention?
 Scoo: Didn't know Roget made cereal
 Warrax: Spiced crispy crusty bread.
Image 96282   04-08-16   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Image 96281 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fridaynight. We'll pray for you, fridaynight.
Score:
504
 
 Dick Inspector: Much improved.
 mark64: IS THIS REAL LIFE
 Joe Bird: @unoplank Wow, I didn't think Jared liked them THAT young...
 unoplank: eat fresh baby
 SomeCanadian: Which one is the face-swap?
Image 96280   04-08-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
Image 96279 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jonananathan. Boo, Jonananathan.
Image 96278 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by alex. We'll pray for you, alex.
Score:
506
 
 Bile: Imagine being president if you can't do this obvious simple shit. Beer makes foam, asshole
 tib gubb: I did it!!
 FatTigerWoods: She never could give head right
 Micro Jackson: Failed at pulling....a pint
 Wet farts: @Flabbergahst it's the switcherino. See what happens when you type the C word on the friendly spaceship
 waaaaaat: god damn it hillary
 doop: And then she emitted a shrill screech and vomited veiny slug-like creatures all over a journalist that had gotten too far. The worms digested the journalist's body before crawling back into her ears. Hillary 2016. You have no other choice, human.
 Larry Xmas: AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME. with terrible caption. th....
 Flabbergahst: @Wet farts , Beautiful? Really?
 Coolguy: Hairy guy in the back be like " you are doing it wrong"
 funny in the wall: @duckfarts: nice one!
 duckfarts: HA HA HA. I TOO ENJOY CONSUMPTION OF POISONOUS LIQUIDS FOR PERSONAL ENJOYMENT. *LOAD SMILE SEQUENCE 56*
 SomeCanadian: Here's to you, fellow humans!
 KL1NGON: In politics, if you're not fake you don't go very far at all.
 Wet farts: Fake beautiful person
 HermwoodLitmajor: I can dispense beverages in the manner of a common person!
 chhumphrey: (*sigh*) at least it isn't John Kerry in a clean-room suit.
 funny in the wall: i don't care that she does not seems to know anything about beer (she's probably a wine person anyway) but she does as usual seem fake as shit, which is why I am hoping I will not have to vote for her at the general election. i will though, lesser evil and all that.
 ignatz: Givin good head there
 Scoo: Enjoying beer != knowing how to serve it. I'll cut her some slack on this one.
 copunter: the man never drank a Duff in his life!
 the snark: i wanna rad this more than once
Image 96277   04-08-16   Uploaded by    becca
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