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168981  Rat-Butt: Hair balls! I hate hair balls...

168987  Rat-Butt: Man, I would be stylin in that fly honey car! The Cougars would be flocking...

167632  Rat-Butt: When a woman holds her fart for too long...please, women, just let them rip

169445  Mr. Shine: What former Russian (and lets be honest, soon to be again) state is this?

169467  Rat-Butt: Not the face! Not the the hair!

169436  grizzly: Sooo...me too.

169449  grizzly: I find these to be the most majestic of all water creatures.

169503  SomeCanadian: This charming display of peace and humanity sickens me.

169458  Mr. Shine: I have a lot of problems with this.

169504  SomeCanadian: Targeted advertising at its finest.

169476  Rat-Butt: Yep, time to crank up the flame thrower...

169460  Mr. Shine: Avon calling! Uh, Candygram! Publisher's Sweepstakes? Grandma?!

169395  El Barto: @Lestrange and kitty owns EVERYTHING!

169301  SomeCanadian: @jochenau Hey, in this day of terrorism, we can't afford to be lenient.

169488  Rat-Butt: Steven Universe needs to make a call at the donut shop while Larrs and Sadie watch in abject horror...

169491  Rat-Butt: ...the horror...the horror...

169468  antipatterns: Starting to see Predator Drones appearing on these now. Art imitates life.

169486  Mr. Shine: These are the fanciest cough drops I've EVER seen.

169492  tokyopig: fancy kitchen but shitty, dinky little IH range means its no fun to cook in whatsoever,

169487  Mr. Shine: Hipsters eat sushi ONE TIME then are all like:

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1. SomeCanadian
2. Scoo
3. Peter Pantsless
4. tokyopig
5. El Barto
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7. Dr Awkward
8. sparename
9. Robespierre
10. redmonkey3



The top ten most commented-on images today:

169361 Mr. Shine: Enough with these.

169300 Peter Pantsless: @hearsegirl Well hopefully I taught them a lesson. As far as they know, I wasn't lying. Maybe she'll teach her kid that people don't bite one another haha

169408 Warrax: @Scoo A friend of mine got genital warts from a medic in a port-a-potty at Ft. Irwin.

169456 El Barto: @Mr. Butt oh to see the world through rose tinted glasses.

169370 Scoo: Hey, Booboo!

169373 UseYourName: Yet more proof that green-face is never ok

169434 ThatGuy: Give the heart a hard sear and serve rare with a capr lemon sauce and some shave pecorino romano, rest easy knowing all are dommed to the cold grip of death and your own previously-secured seat in the amphitheare of hell.

169367 apoxia: "I can get fat now"

169322 KingTrebek: needs Long John Silvers

169337 redmonkey3: @Warrax @Lestrange - Fukushima



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Peter Pantsless uploaded 169250 (1050 points)
DrinkMixMan uploaded 169331 (871 points)
winwolf uploaded 169171 (859 points)
wwwdotcom uploaded 169148 (858 points)
hat thrab uploaded 169010 (843 points)
RimLickinGood uploaded 169136 (828 points)
Largehand uploaded 169217 (805 points)
wootman uploaded 169246 (798 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 169048 (798 points)
hat thrab uploaded 169328 (791 points)
Red uploaded 169349 (760 points)
hat thrab uploaded 169355 (743 points)
Mexico uploaded 168985 (736 points)
carpwoman uploaded 169192 (712 points)
hat thrab uploaded 169165 (711 points)


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 3. SunWukong: 5982 points
 4. Micro Jackson: 5126 points
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 6. DrinkMixMan: 4222 points
 7. Zampano: 3650 points
 8. Mr Bleak: 3234 points
 9. winwolf: 2916 points
10. Scoo: 2911 points
11. Warrax: 2865 points
12. Thyming: 2648 points
13. Peter Pantsless: 2643 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 2459 points
15. Mexico: 1947 points
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Score:
876
 
 Slowpoke: @SomeCanadian Is that like a reverse Amigara Fault thing ?
 Mr. Pepper: @XLY Yup!
 Bluetocracy: Who's got no thumbs and can still climb better than you?
 namaste: thishappened.jpg
 Wet farts: Mountain goat, how u do dis?
 PenguinBartender: Meanwhile, the one taking the stairs to the side is like: "heh heh, you dipshits."
 XLY: raaaa-a-a-a-ad
 Kohapi: We all think this is awesome, but some dude just glued'em up there.
 Pizza: @SomeCanadian Can I have some weed too?
 Pizza: They crave that mineral.
 San DoDo: Top right: ohfvckohfvckohfvck
 Coolguy: Yeah this is the most rad goat pic I've seen yet
 Knice: Their left legs are shorter than the right.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Fuck you and your fancy climbing gear.
 SomeCanadian: Little known fact: mountain goats are actually extruded from cliff faces. As the rock erodes, they are slowly freed from their stony prisons.
 Scoo: Don't. Look. Down.
Image 96286   04-08-16   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
238
 
 edvard: i've acquired some particular skills over my career.... none of them are whacking off
 Bartleby: I have a very particular set of wheels
 Flabbergahst: Cool, a pickup that will find you wherever you are.
 Scoo: Almost as clever as the guy at my work who pried the "MA" off his Tacoma
Image 96285   04-08-16   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
300
 
 Bluetocracy: Oz really messed you up, didn't it, Dorothy?
 Kohapi: Ii see she's crouching to charge up a super jump. Wait for the flashing, lady!
 Picklepuss: now I've got Moon River stuck in my head goddammit
 duckfarts: @Warrax well clearly they're still dry
 Warrax: I'm not going to be the guy that makes the wet beautiful people joke. Not today.
 conner: unfunny
Image 96284   04-08-16   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
612
 
 karpeles: exactly
 hurr: also you'd need a segment contemplating if you fall asleep faster after masturbation! @Urn BooUrn
 Call Of Pooty: What about "counting sheep"?
 Urn BooUrn: Inaccurate. No pie wedge for masturbation.
Image 96283   04-08-16   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
217
 
 A Post Office: @jshcalderan (previously @DODGINGCURVES), but this Pacific tweet is from @maineymaine
 Drump Porbs: the Twitter generation strikes again
 doop: Singed Bread Snaps
 NoRagrets: Only at the home of sexuals!
 duckfarts: mmmmmmmm tree bark singe crisp
 SomeCanadian: I would actually buy a knock-off brand called Synonym Toast Crunch. That would be too clever to pass up.
 Sadbot: Why bother censoring twitter handles? Does any twitter user ever want less attention?
 Scoo: Didn't know Roget made cereal
 Warrax: Spiced crispy crusty bread.
Image 96282   04-08-16   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Image 96281 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fridaynight. You have brought shame on us, fridaynight.
Score:
504
 
 Dick Inspector: Much improved.
 mark64: IS THIS REAL LIFE
 Joe Bird: @unoplank Wow, I didn't think Jared liked them THAT young...
 unoplank: eat fresh baby
 SomeCanadian: Which one is the face-swap?
Image 96280   04-08-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
Image 96279 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jonananathan. Your image was bad, Jonananathan.
Image 96278 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by alex. Your image was bad, alex.
Score:
506
 
 Bile: Imagine being president if you can't do this obvious simple shit. Beer makes foam, asshole
 tib gubb: I did it!!
 FatTigerWoods: She never could give head right
 Micro Jackson: Failed at pulling....a pint
 Wet farts: @Flabbergahst it's the switcherino. See what happens when you type the C word on the friendly spaceship
 waaaaaat: god damn it hillary
 doop: And then she emitted a shrill screech and vomited veiny slug-like creatures all over a journalist that had gotten too far. The worms digested the journalist's body before crawling back into her ears. Hillary 2016. You have no other choice, human.
 Larry Xmas: AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME. with terrible caption. th....
 Flabbergahst: @Wet farts , Beautiful? Really?
 Coolguy: Hairy guy in the back be like " you are doing it wrong"
 funny in the wall: @duckfarts: nice one!
 duckfarts: HA HA HA. I TOO ENJOY CONSUMPTION OF POISONOUS LIQUIDS FOR PERSONAL ENJOYMENT. *LOAD SMILE SEQUENCE 56*
 SomeCanadian: Here's to you, fellow humans!
 KL1NGON: In politics, if you're not fake you don't go very far at all.
 Wet farts: Fake beautiful person
 HermwoodLitmajor: I can dispense beverages in the manner of a common person!
 chhumphrey: (*sigh*) at least it isn't John Kerry in a clean-room suit.
 funny in the wall: i don't care that she does not seems to know anything about beer (she's probably a wine person anyway) but she does as usual seem fake as shit, which is why I am hoping I will not have to vote for her at the general election. i will though, lesser evil and all that.
 ignatz: Givin good head there
 Scoo: Enjoying beer != knowing how to serve it. I'll cut her some slack on this one.
 copunter: the man never drank a Duff in his life!
 the snark: i wanna rad this more than once
Image 96277   04-08-16   Uploaded by    becca
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