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272423  ThoughtlessGentleman: ttthhhhheeee ccciiirrrcccllle of llllliiiiffffeeee!

272439  ThoughtlessGentleman: we are number one! hey!

272371  Passive: I miss Emplemon's YouTube poops

272457  cran vodka: Teeny teefies!

272395  Passive: I hate these "Ally theater" bathroom signs

272398  Passive: This was written by adult pretending to be a child.

272401  Passive: It's not good to drive fast when it starts raining because it kicks up the oil on the road.

272438  Passive: Gotta teach em to objectify women young because

272448  Sadbot: John Carpenter's The Garf

272448  Dresdenkeogh: Hes in every shadow @Knice

272300  kristy: @charmander lol

272294  Dresdenkeogh: "Dwayne " the Rock " the rack Johnson"

272455  addend: "This depicts a zealous comrade offering a refreshing bottle of beer to a new American friend, promoting peace and harmony between our nations. Prints are available in the gift shop."

272434  VoR: Pet me.

272455  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272402  addend: "Whose is that?!" / "Jean's."

272403  addend: Lanky horse.

272454  the snark: Anyone else hear a whisper saying turn it on?

272438  addend: (Titters.)

272439  addend: To nipfinity and beyond!

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272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.



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Score:
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 Science: I took my fish heads out to see a movie - I didn't have to pay for them, they got in free.
 a robot: @nerdhulk Uhhh it's a novelty song from 36 years ago, Google it if you don't know what that means
 nerdhulk: @a robot What is that supposed to mean...
 elmstreet: @a robot Fish heads, fish heads, rollie-pollie fish heads!
 Grandmas Ghost: Fish sticks!
 Warezlock: @a robot Wheee, a ride in the wayback machine.
 a robot: Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum
Image 96142   04-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
218
 
 myrealname: hardly a distinction
 Beef Supreme: That's the kind of thing I'd do for myself if I had five grand to waste on a billboard.
 Drazil: wow a bland average looking person.
 duckfarts: redundant
 HermwoodLitmajor: These days it's damn tough to get recognized as a sexist male... ha, just jinkin' ya
 WaffleIron: @AGGRO-GATOR-MOD Cannot post comment, input box broken
 Austin: Darn really thought it would be Donald Trump
 killerjunglist: "Hello. I hear you were voted 'sexy'... I can't think of anything else to talk to you about."
Image 96141   04-07-16   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
357
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: I think that on the whole, modern art needs less nonrepresentational flim-flam and more tributes to Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart
 duckfarts: Best. Stripclub. Ever.
 NuclearWinter: lesser known Shakira video, Goatshaver
 WaffleIron: Worst. Stripclub. Ever.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I DO practice Santeria, and I have a demon goat, now give me a million dollars so I can spend it all"
 dobbiesdoogs: LATER SHITLORDS
 ch: Victoria danced madly while Carlos repaired the goat elder
 killerjunglist: "HAHAHAHA! I'm outta here! Have fun with your goat, loser!"
 a robot: Hey, sometimes you just need to dramatically leap away from a suspicious blacksmith and his demon goat. nbd
Image 96140   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
423
 
 duckfarts: this is what i do with the naughty children
 guccigucci: dumb but funny
 redmonkey3: SANTA! the Winter Clown for all yr naughtmare needs...
 chhumphrey: Sometimes Santa can be downright creepy
 killerjunglist: "...and then after your hair is removed your head will be dried out on one of these racks. The next step in the process..."
 Warrax: Yea, it comes out of "there." I'm not kidding. Join a convent, seriously.
 Nope: Hahaha... you'll get that joke later kids.. Don't tell your parents.
Image 96139   04-07-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
203
 
 Bile: @CHA they have to shout "unclean! unclean!"
 Fancy Clown: That can only be the result of a previous incident
 Beef Supreme: Eat Taco Bell, wait two hours, go for a swim. Fuck that sign.
 shwoarty: no no no
 Drazil: i don't want to know what warranted that sign...
 duckfarts: if you have currently active diarrhea you should probably be on a toilet anyway
 fanny: @WaffleIron fuck you're right. it's a duck pond!
 WaffleIron: @fanny : I think it's the rules to have this posted, perhaps it's actually a hot tub or a duck pond?
 fanny: @WaffleIron liar. my parents have a pool and this is NOT posted.
 WaffleIron: This sign is on every pool everywhere.
 Headoftheclass: This is Pool #2 ! Ah the irony...
 Austin: Good luck trying to prove it suckers!
 fanny: @CHA ah. I should have known! I need to brush up on my ettiquette!
 Defiance: It's better than Pool #1, they make you wear diapers.
 bigfarter: How else am I supposed to wash this 13 day old diarrhea off my leg?
 CHA: @fanny All good samaritans will always loudly announce that they have diarrhea when entering a public place.
 fanny: are they gonna check to make sure you're being honest?
Image 96138   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
210
 
 Korrok: "We're halfway done!"
 Fugative: Restoration moving along faster than planned
 WaffleIron: Potemkin castle?
Image 96137   04-07-16   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
635
 
 Tiny Butt: hahah @Pizza
 Pizza: @Scoo It was so hilariously dumb I had to post it
 Beerarchy: Challenge accepted...
 a robot: If they hadn't labeled the X-ray machine, I would never have understood what's going on here.
 Warezlock: That many chompers is a lot of many chompers.
 lavender: This is so hilariously dumb; had to rad
Image 96136   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
267
 
 Ratty: The guy on the left is quoting the bible.
 Bile: Nice words, did chinese officials tell you to say that
 Beef Supreme: And I thought I was bad for my "memories are meant to fade" quote.
 Butcherboy: David Yin had a dissenting yet complementary message to this one
 Austin: Thanks central high school for sucking ass
 iwash: I think I love Daniel Yang, but reading between the lines I guess he hates me :(
 KingTrebek: You shoulda seen him in middle school before anyone had taught him all that
 fanny: I wish I had been taught how to youth :(
 p nut: Nailed it
 thratchen: "I was 83 when I started here and look at me now!"
Image 96135   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Image 96134 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by miller. We'll pray for you, miller.
Score:
162
 
 Punt Numbles: copying Dodge dealership
 Beef Supreme: 80 horsepower. In 2016.
 dobbiesdoogs: mitsubishi mi-doge
 FatTigerWoods: Cruising at the speed of wow
 Kool Aid Man: Party like it's $9995
 mrmrmr: Let it die
Image 96133   04-07-16   Uploaded by    psyops
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