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221407  Teechur: Fine. I'll kick the margins to 2.5" all around and quadruple space between paragraphs. I received a research paper like this once. Didn't bother reading it. I graded it by how many square inches of text it contained divided by how many square inches there should have been.

221422  BlarfyB: @filthylaw She would get pretty tired, too.

221409  BlarfyB: @Knice About a $1.29.

221422  filthylaw: Well, it wouldn't be very good if the food were transported all the way from China...

221399  Knice: Fuck you Im not reading this.

221422  BlarfyB: @Mr. Pepper They took er jerbs!

221422  Mr. Pepper: This dates back to the '70s, when Canadian printers were pricing jobs lower than US printers and "Made in Canada" was required by US law to be printed upon products printed there or they could not be imported. I was working at a record press at the time and remember it being a big deal that LP covers were being shipped here from there.

221273  BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221255  cArdent: Time for pouncing lessons already?

221409  Knice: Whats a yoghurt?

221273  cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.

221414  Sadbot: Shut up and don't tell me what to do

221420  BlarfyB: Your friend is way old, dude.

221276  cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221422  Michael Tripe: What if I told you there are a lot of Chinese people in Canada....

221313  cArdent: @Whatever Nah, Trump wouldn't want anybody better educated than him in a position to threaten his power base.

221412  Butcherboy: Turtleneck wallet is my stage name

221413  BlarfyB: @Nope Or star in one!

221410  addend: Gold stripes on party cups? Classy.

221415  Never AFK: This right here, this is what a Purplecoco nightmare looks like

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 Science: I took my fish heads out to see a movie - I didn't have to pay for them, they got in free.
 a robot: @nerdhulk Uhhh it's a novelty song from 36 years ago, Google it if you don't know what that means
 nerdhulk: @a robot What is that supposed to mean...
 Scoo: @a robot Fish heads, fish heads, rollie-pollie fish heads!
 Grandmas Ghost: Fish sticks!
 Warezlock: @a robot Wheee, a ride in the wayback machine.
 a robot: Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum
Image 96142   04-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
192
 
 myrealname: hardly a distinction
 Beef Supreme: That's the kind of thing I'd do for myself if I had five grand to waste on a billboard.
 Drazil: wow a bland average looking person.
 duckfarts: redundant
 HermwoodLitmajor: These days it's damn tough to get recognized as a sexist male... ha, just jinkin' ya
 WaffleIron: @AGGRO-GATOR-MOD Cannot post comment, input box broken
 Austin: Darn really thought it would be Donald Trump
 killerjunglist: "Hello. I hear you were voted 'sexy'... I can't think of anything else to talk to you about."
Image 96141   04-07-16   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
357
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: I think that on the whole, modern art needs less nonrepresentational flim-flam and more tributes to Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart
 duckfarts: Best. Stripclub. Ever.
 NuclearWinter: lesser known Shakira video, Goatshaver
 WaffleIron: Worst. Stripclub. Ever.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I DO practice Santeria, and I have a demon goat, now give me a million dollars so I can spend it all"
 dobbiesdoogs: LATER SHITLORDS
 ch: Victoria danced madly while Carlos repaired the goat elder
 killerjunglist: "HAHAHAHA! I'm outta here! Have fun with your goat, loser!"
 a robot: Hey, sometimes you just need to dramatically leap away from a suspicious blacksmith and his demon goat. nbd
Image 96140   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
398
 
 duckfarts: this is what i do with the naughty children
 guccigucci: dumb but funny
 redmonkey3: SANTA! the Winter Clown for all yr naughtmare needs...
 chhumphrey: Sometimes Santa can be downright creepy
 killerjunglist: "...and then after your hair is removed your head will be dried out on one of these racks. The next step in the process..."
 Warrax: Yea, it comes out of "there." I'm not kidding. Join a convent, seriously.
 Nope: Hahaha... you'll get that joke later kids.. Don't tell your parents.
Image 96139   04-07-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
203
 
 Bile: @CHA they have to shout "unclean! unclean!"
 Fancy Clown: That can only be the result of a previous incident
 Beef Supreme: Eat Taco Bell, wait two hours, go for a swim. Fuck that sign.
 shwoarty: no no no
 Drazil: i don't want to know what warranted that sign...
 duckfarts: if you have currently active diarrhea you should probably be on a toilet anyway
 fanny: @WaffleIron fuck you're right. it's a duck pond!
 WaffleIron: @fanny : I think it's the rules to have this posted, perhaps it's actually a hot tub or a duck pond?
 fanny: @WaffleIron liar. my parents have a pool and this is NOT posted.
 WaffleIron: This sign is on every pool everywhere.
 Headoftheclass: This is Pool #2 ! Ah the irony...
 Austin: Good luck trying to prove it suckers!
 fanny: @CHA ah. I should have known! I need to brush up on my ettiquette!
 jochenau: It's better than Pool #1, they make you wear diapers.
 bigfarter: How else am I supposed to wash this 13 day old diarrhea off my leg?
 CHA: @fanny All good samaritans will always loudly announce that they have diarrhea when entering a public place.
 fanny: are they gonna check to make sure you're being honest?
Image 96138   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
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 Korrok: "We're halfway done!"
 Fugative: Restoration moving along faster than planned
 WaffleIron: Potemkin castle?
Image 96137   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Lil Buddy
Score:
607
 
 Tiny Butt: hahah @Pizza
 Pizza: @Scoo It was so hilariously dumb I had to post it
 Beerarchy: Challenge accepted...
 a robot: If they hadn't labeled the X-ray machine, I would never have understood what's going on here.
 Warezlock: That many chompers is a lot of many chompers.
 Scoo: This is so hilariously dumb; had to rad
Image 96136   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
267
 
 Ratty: The guy on the left is quoting the bible.
 Bile: Nice words, did chinese officials tell you to say that
 Beef Supreme: And I thought I was bad for my "memories are meant to fade" quote.
 Butcherboy: David Yin had a dissenting yet complementary message to this one
 Austin: Thanks central high school for sucking ass
 iwash: I think I love Daniel Yang, but reading between the lines I guess he hates me :(
 KingTrebek: You shoulda seen him in middle school before anyone had taught him all that
 fanny: I wish I had been taught how to youth :(
 p nut: Nailed it
 thratchen: "I was 83 when I started here and look at me now!"
Image 96135   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Image 96134 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by miller. Boo, miller.
Score:
139
 
 Punt Numbles: copying Dodge dealership
 Beef Supreme: 80 horsepower. In 2016.
 dobbiesdoogs: mitsubishi mi-doge
 FatTigerWoods: Cruising at the speed of wow
 Kool Aid Man: Party like it's $9995
 Ulillillia: Let it die
Image 96133   04-07-16   Uploaded by    psyops
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