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210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

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210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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Score:
416
 
 Science: I took my fish heads out to see a movie - I didn't have to pay for them, they got in free.
 a robot: @nerdhulk Uhhh it's a novelty song from 36 years ago, Google it if you don't know what that means
 nerdhulk: @a robot What is that supposed to mean...
 Scoo: @a robot Fish heads, fish heads, rollie-pollie fish heads!
 Grandmas Ghost: Fish sticks!
 Warezlock: @a robot Wheee, a ride in the wayback machine.
 a robot: Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum
Image 96142   04-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
192
 
 myrealname: hardly a distinction
 Beef Supreme: That's the kind of thing I'd do for myself if I had five grand to waste on a billboard.
 Drazil: wow a bland average looking person.
 duckfarts: redundant
 HermwoodLitmajor: These days it's damn tough to get recognized as a sexist male... ha, just jinkin' ya
 WaffleIron: @AGGRO-GATOR-MOD Cannot post comment, input box broken
 Austin: Darn really thought it would be Donald Trump
 killerjunglist: "Hello. I hear you were voted 'sexy'... I can't think of anything else to talk to you about."
Image 96141   04-07-16   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
357
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: I think that on the whole, modern art needs less nonrepresentational flim-flam and more tributes to Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart
 duckfarts: Best. Stripclub. Ever.
 NuclearWinter: lesser known Shakira video, Goatshaver
 WaffleIron: Worst. Stripclub. Ever.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I DO practice Santeria, and I have a demon goat, now give me a million dollars so I can spend it all"
 dobbiesdoogs: LATER SHITLORDS
 ch: Victoria danced madly while Carlos repaired the goat elder
 killerjunglist: "HAHAHAHA! I'm outta here! Have fun with your goat, loser!"
 a robot: Hey, sometimes you just need to dramatically leap away from a suspicious blacksmith and his demon goat. nbd
Image 96140   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
398
 
 duckfarts: this is what i do with the naughty children
 guccigucci: dumb but funny
 redmonkey3: SANTA! the Winter Clown for all yr naughtmare needs...
 chhumphrey: Sometimes Santa can be downright creepy
 killerjunglist: "...and then after your hair is removed your head will be dried out on one of these racks. The next step in the process..."
 Warrax: Yea, it comes out of "there." I'm not kidding. Join a convent, seriously.
 Nope: Hahaha... you'll get that joke later kids.. Don't tell your parents.
Image 96139   04-07-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
203
 
 Bile: @CHA they have to shout "unclean! unclean!"
 Fancy Clown: That can only be the result of a previous incident
 Beef Supreme: Eat Taco Bell, wait two hours, go for a swim. Fuck that sign.
 shwoarty: no no no
 Drazil: i don't want to know what warranted that sign...
 duckfarts: if you have currently active diarrhea you should probably be on a toilet anyway
 fanny: @WaffleIron fuck you're right. it's a duck pond!
 WaffleIron: @fanny : I think it's the rules to have this posted, perhaps it's actually a hot tub or a duck pond?
 fanny: @WaffleIron liar. my parents have a pool and this is NOT posted.
 WaffleIron: This sign is on every pool everywhere.
 Headoftheclass: This is Pool #2 ! Ah the irony...
 Austin: Good luck trying to prove it suckers!
 fanny: @CHA ah. I should have known! I need to brush up on my ettiquette!
 jochenau: It's better than Pool #1, they make you wear diapers.
 bigfarter: How else am I supposed to wash this 13 day old diarrhea off my leg?
 CHA: @fanny All good samaritans will always loudly announce that they have diarrhea when entering a public place.
 fanny: are they gonna check to make sure you're being honest?
Image 96138   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
210
 
 Korrok: "We're halfway done!"
 Fugative: Restoration moving along faster than planned
 WaffleIron: Potemkin castle?
Image 96137   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Lil Buddy
Score:
607
 
 Tiny Butt: hahah @Pizza
 Pizza: @Scoo It was so hilariously dumb I had to post it
 Beerarchy: Challenge accepted...
 a robot: If they hadn't labeled the X-ray machine, I would never have understood what's going on here.
 Warezlock: That many chompers is a lot of many chompers.
 Scoo: This is so hilariously dumb; had to rad
Image 96136   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
267
 
 Ratty: The guy on the left is quoting the bible.
 Bile: Nice words, did chinese officials tell you to say that
 Beef Supreme: And I thought I was bad for my "memories are meant to fade" quote.
 Butcherboy: David Yin had a dissenting yet complementary message to this one
 Austin: Thanks central high school for sucking ass
 iwash: I think I love Daniel Yang, but reading between the lines I guess he hates me :(
 KingTrebek: You shoulda seen him in middle school before anyone had taught him all that
 fanny: I wish I had been taught how to youth :(
 p nut: Nailed it
 thratchen: "I was 83 when I started here and look at me now!"
Image 96135   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Image 96134 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by miller. You have brought shame on us, miller.
Score:
139
 
 Punt Numbles: copying Dodge dealership
 Beef Supreme: 80 horsepower. In 2016.
 dobbiesdoogs: mitsubishi mi-doge
 FatTigerWoods: Cruising at the speed of wow
 Kool Aid Man: Party like it's $9995
 Ulillillia: Let it die
Image 96133   04-07-16   Uploaded by    psyops
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