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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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2. Mad Collager
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4. DrNinjaman
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7. Side Boob
8. WTF
9. dangerkeith3000
10. FireBreathingMarmot



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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
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Score:
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 Science: I took my fish heads out to see a movie - I didn't have to pay for them, they got in free.
 a robot: @nerdhulk Uhhh it's a novelty song from 36 years ago, Google it if you don't know what that means
 nerdhulk: @a robot What is that supposed to mean...
 Scoo: @a robot Fish heads, fish heads, rollie-pollie fish heads!
 Grandmas Ghost: Fish sticks!
 Warezlock: @a robot Wheee, a ride in the wayback machine.
 a robot: Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum
Image 96142   04-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
192
 
 myrealname: hardly a distinction
 Beef Supreme: That's the kind of thing I'd do for myself if I had five grand to waste on a billboard.
 Drazil: wow a bland average looking person.
 duckfarts: redundant
 HermwoodLitmajor: These days it's damn tough to get recognized as a sexist male... ha, just jinkin' ya
 WaffleIron: @AGGRO-GATOR-MOD Cannot post comment, input box broken
 Austin: Darn really thought it would be Donald Trump
 killerjunglist: "Hello. I hear you were voted 'sexy'... I can't think of anything else to talk to you about."
Image 96141   04-07-16   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
357
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: I think that on the whole, modern art needs less nonrepresentational flim-flam and more tributes to Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart
 duckfarts: Best. Stripclub. Ever.
 NuclearWinter: lesser known Shakira video, Goatshaver
 WaffleIron: Worst. Stripclub. Ever.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I DO practice Santeria, and I have a demon goat, now give me a million dollars so I can spend it all"
 dobbiesdoogs: LATER SHITLORDS
 ch: Victoria danced madly while Carlos repaired the goat elder
 killerjunglist: "HAHAHAHA! I'm outta here! Have fun with your goat, loser!"
 a robot: Hey, sometimes you just need to dramatically leap away from a suspicious blacksmith and his demon goat. nbd
Image 96140   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
398
 
 duckfarts: this is what i do with the naughty children
 guccigucci: dumb but funny
 redmonkey3: SANTA! the Winter Clown for all yr naughtmare needs...
 chhumphrey: Sometimes Santa can be downright creepy
 killerjunglist: "...and then after your hair is removed your head will be dried out on one of these racks. The next step in the process..."
 Warrax: Yea, it comes out of "there." I'm not kidding. Join a convent, seriously.
 Nope: Hahaha... you'll get that joke later kids.. Don't tell your parents.
Image 96139   04-07-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
203
 
 Bile: @CHA they have to shout "unclean! unclean!"
 Fancy Clown: That can only be the result of a previous incident
 Beef Supreme: Eat Taco Bell, wait two hours, go for a swim. Fuck that sign.
 shwoarty: no no no
 Drazil: i don't want to know what warranted that sign...
 duckfarts: if you have currently active diarrhea you should probably be on a toilet anyway
 fanny: @WaffleIron fuck you're right. it's a duck pond!
 WaffleIron: @fanny : I think it's the rules to have this posted, perhaps it's actually a hot tub or a duck pond?
 fanny: @WaffleIron liar. my parents have a pool and this is NOT posted.
 WaffleIron: This sign is on every pool everywhere.
 Headoftheclass: This is Pool #2 ! Ah the irony...
 Austin: Good luck trying to prove it suckers!
 fanny: @CHA ah. I should have known! I need to brush up on my ettiquette!
 jochenau: It's better than Pool #1, they make you wear diapers.
 bigfarter: How else am I supposed to wash this 13 day old diarrhea off my leg?
 CHA: @fanny All good samaritans will always loudly announce that they have diarrhea when entering a public place.
 fanny: are they gonna check to make sure you're being honest?
Image 96138   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
210
 
 Korrok: "We're halfway done!"
 Fugative: Restoration moving along faster than planned
 WaffleIron: Potemkin castle?
Image 96137   04-07-16   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
607
 
 Tiny Butt: hahah @Pizza
 Pizza: @Scoo It was so hilariously dumb I had to post it
 Beerarchy: Challenge accepted...
 a robot: If they hadn't labeled the X-ray machine, I would never have understood what's going on here.
 Warezlock: That many chompers is a lot of many chompers.
 Scoo: This is so hilariously dumb; had to rad
Image 96136   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
267
 
 Ratty: The guy on the left is quoting the bible.
 Bile: Nice words, did chinese officials tell you to say that
 Beef Supreme: And I thought I was bad for my "memories are meant to fade" quote.
 Butcherboy: David Yin had a dissenting yet complementary message to this one
 Austin: Thanks central high school for sucking ass
 iwash: I think I love Daniel Yang, but reading between the lines I guess he hates me :(
 KingTrebek: You shoulda seen him in middle school before anyone had taught him all that
 fanny: I wish I had been taught how to youth :(
 p nut: Nailed it
 thratchen: "I was 83 when I started here and look at me now!"
Image 96135   04-07-16   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Image 96134 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by miller. You have brought shame on us, miller.
Score:
139
 
 Punt Numbles: copying Dodge dealership
 Beef Supreme: 80 horsepower. In 2016.
 dobbiesdoogs: mitsubishi mi-doge
 FatTigerWoods: Cruising at the speed of wow
 Kool Aid Man: Party like it's $9995
 mrmrmr: Let it die
Image 96133   04-07-16   Uploaded by    psyops
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