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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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Score:
273
 
 sumodrsn: "...an old white guy, a white lady, and a black man are all running for president..."
 clabauter: an unprecidented situation
 LKoroton: "would you believe they'll make an image macro with this instant?"
 Air Biscuit: Oh my, how decadent.
 Urchin: @Janston Considering Reagan was a B movie star, I don't think he'd be laughing quite so much
 Janston: Somebody went back in time, explained reality TV and then told them a former reality TV star might become president.
 Kohapi: The moment the guy in front discovered the shart.
 Gargoyle: "And then we got Trump to sign a paper that said if he wasn't nominated he wouldn't run!"
 LKoroton: "and then he said: we'll seize the means of production"
 fanny: 3 out of 8 are peeing a little
 Retromancer: "Then I told them It'll trickle down!"
 Micro Jackson: So high
 Koventry: "I'm serious! That's what Sanders said!!"
 SomeCanadian: "... and then I said 'What do I look like, upper-middle class?!?'"
Image 95346   04-04-16   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
190
 
 LKoroton: grandpa's gonna tell a few truths to the teacher
 CrustyDusty: @Merlins beard: You're missing a lot :p
 Gargoyle: They're chasing the real-life Happosai.
 killerjunglist: The Beatles they ain't.
 Merlins beard: J-pop, I just don't get it
 Fiasco: Quickly becoming my new fetish.. Salaryman Sexvirus Super Escapeman
 hnnngh: This is what dumpy middle-aged Japanese men actually believe.
 Musician: Don't fret, kids
 SomeCanadian: Wait Sempai-san!
Image 95345   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
357
 
 Alastair: @White Rice Adam Sandler doesn't make movies to entertain audiences, he makes them so he and his friends can go on vacation and have to studio pay for the trip.
 White Rice: Oh, adding on my previous comment: his movies seem to have become him just messing around with his buddies, but with a budget and someone might watch it later. It's what ever one of his movies has practically the same cast (or at least a number of returning cast members). I figure he's the one paying for a lot of this stuff (production & whatnot) and if big companies want to throw money at him to make a movie, it isn't having any negative effect on my life. If I had his cash sitting around I'd probably do stupid stuff with my old high school friends & record it too.
 LKoroton: preparing for more mature roles
 Moldred: *Sandler
 Moldred: I saw mr sander I a restaurant once, within 5 minutes he was taking pictures and signing autographs for every kid there. I thought he was pretty cool.
 flo: Fat chance, bub
 Aspirin: Boooooo. These comments are terrible!
 a robot: @CuriouSir The whole premise of "That's My Boy" is that a teacher having sex with a middle school student is HILARIOUS and AWESOME as long as it's a female teacher/male student. Gross.
 White Rice: @Jaunty Shrimp I like some of them, but I generally have to be in the right mood for them (though the Wedding Singer was just a fun montage of 80's everything). Pixels wasn't as bad as everyone was making it out to be, but I did see it for free, and had zero expectations when seeing it (aside from knowing there's be ham-fisted "geek/gamer" humor)
 PooFlinger: 8 crazy nights is shit too
 PooFlinger: He looks like he wants to be in the Scarface remake.
 CuriouSir: @CrustyDusty oops! you forgot a couple. here, let me help you there; thats my boy, the ridiculous 6, click, the longest yard, 50 first dates, mr deeds, little nicky, and big daddy. also, it wasnt cabin boy, it was going overboard i was thinking of in that last post.
 CrustyDusty: @CuriouSir: I agree, Happy Gilmore was good, and Anger Management, but that's about it. Even a broken clock is on fleek twice a day.
 CrustyDusty: @Jaunty Shrimp: You just may be... would you consider donating your body to science when you die?
 CuriouSir: @Jaunty Shrimp youre not, I cringed at this. imo, he only did 2 bad movies; cabin boy, and jack and jill. just TRY and tell me happy gilmore was bad. go ahead. oh, thats right, you cant, cause that would indicate that you are, in fact, a dooshbag.
 Borkf: @Jaunty Shrimp Waterboy was funny. Things didn't move on much from there.
 carpwoman: @Jaunty Shrimp - YOU'RE the one!
 Fugative: He should look ashamed
 Jaunty Shrimp: I must be the only one on earth who likes Sandler movies.
 Bert Bertbert: Can we please get more buttons? I feel very uncomfortable 'rad'ing TOAP.
 werterland: Can't we just show him some mercy and let him fade into the past with Tom Green?
 Musician: Caption unecessary
 Micro Jackson: Yeah I can relate
 SomeCanadian: That one ain't gonna save you either, buddy.
 Sadbot: Dead inside...and outside
 Borkf: He looks as tired as his shitty movies.
Image 95344   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
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 firesoup: Are you. he loves trash. working at pre-chew charlies
 beckybecky: lol irl
 tib gubb: hey! do you like my scarf?
 hnnngh: Borkfblinds
Image 95343   04-04-16   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
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 Bubu: young grandma
 clabauter: hey, i'm a grown upp,. You can see that on my nose, it has grown upp
 clabauter: hey, i'm a grown upp,. You can see that on my nose, it has grown upp
 indolentia: Bernadette Button
 CrustyDusty: Stay out of Grandma's wardrobe.
 Knice: Cute.
 Gargoyle: Pimpin' ain't easy.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Her favorite show must be Mama's Family. She looks so tender-hearted and ernest. Poor sweet senior kidizen.
 werterland: I want to high-five this kid so hard her hand bleeds and also be her best friend
 Musician: The Curious Case of Beula Mae Button
 Zukero: This cosplay is unidentified.
 fanny: this is not called fashion so don't bother looking it up.
 Warrax: I believe she killed it with her own bare hands.
 annterland: Classy chic
Image 95342   04-04-16   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
563
 
 clabauter: We can go upp, we can go down, but where we're going now, we won't get off the ground. ....And then the bastard left me here.
 big h: I'll take 'em both, or at least the one in back, because with that one I can get more of the front ones
 WaffleIron: Harold I am NOT posing on the airplane! It's FREEZING out here!
 Fast Sloth: All I see is Crimson Skies and tastefully displayed boobs?
 San DoDo: Well, I am now
 San DoDo: I'm upset
 San DoDo: I'm upaet
 cenecia: When your airplane forgets your anniversary.
 grizzly: He picked the airplane.
Image 95341   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
208
 
 clabauter: Even the boats coming from Syria to greece are like today
 clabauter: Looks pretty much like today, but the uniforms were better then
 Dick Inspector: Scania is Sweden's foreskin.
 WaffleIron: prussia is best russia
 Borkf: @DesertPlah I refuse to Google it.
 BFHoodrich: @Borkf prussia= east germany and a little NW Poland, i think?
 lolnotrly: Radded because i think it deserves it. Higher res would be nice, though.
 Borkf: Those crazy Prussians! I don't really know what/where Prussia was, it just seemed appropriate.
 SomeCanadian: I feel like this is racist but I'm not knowledgeable to know why...
 CrustyDusty: Stale politics and tiny-busy fail to tickle the Rad bone.
Image 95340   04-04-16   Uploaded by    3ravens
Score:
322
 
 Dick Inspector: It says it contains natural scents to deter cats from using it like their other sandbox.
 CrustyDusty: ...sieht fur mich wie Scheisse.
 Musician: No shite?
 Scoo: Yeah, Sherlock
Image 95339   04-04-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
281
 
 clabauter: I wash my hands, which means I didn't do it. A true catch 22 moment
 Darkasnoon: I feel like if he did it, I probably shouldn't
 Rembo Prundus: my girlfriend
 ignatz: missed a bit, just on yer face there..
Image 95338   04-04-16   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
136
 
 TrollAscetic: Just a reminder; always enjoy your dad's sperm responsibly. Fatty!
 flo: Thanks dad... Wait.. he's skinny... WTF body?!
 square44: @Borkf Plus, if this was true they really should have used the past tense. Not...*shudder* what they have here.
 HermwoodLitmajor: My high school biology teacher owes Lamarck a goddamn apology
 Borkf: The field of study is called epigenetics. It's not well understood and is therefore rich pickings for pseudo scientists like Deepak Chopra.
 SomeCanadian: Geez, I better cut down then.
Image 95337   04-04-16   Uploaded by    daver
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