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233938  Robespierre: Five'll get'cha fifty the cat's name is Dave.

233939  Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too

233941  Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.

233926  trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump

233941  a robot: What the hell is the point of this

233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

233926  9mm: this is me

233937  WTF: Reducing the Oval Office down to the level of a Wal-Mart bathroom.

233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

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233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233910 Felicity: In Soviet Russia, food smells you

233781 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.



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11. DrinkMixMan: 2113 points
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Score:
563
 
 clabauter: We can go upp, we can go down, but where we're going now, we won't get off the ground. ....And then the bastard left me here.
 big h: I'll take 'em both, or at least the one in back, because with that one I can get more of the front ones
 WaffleIron: Harold I am NOT posing on the airplane! It's FREEZING out here!
 Fast Sloth: All I see is Crimson Skies and tastefully displayed boobs?
 San DoDo: Well, I am now
 San DoDo: I'm upset
 San DoDo: I'm upaet
 cenecia: When your airplane forgets your anniversary.
 grizzly: He picked the airplane.
Image 95341   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
208
 
 clabauter: Even the boats coming from Syria to greece are like today
 clabauter: Looks pretty much like today, but the uniforms were better then
 Dick Inspector: Scania is Sweden's foreskin.
 WaffleIron: prussia is best russia
 Borkf: @DesertPlah I refuse to Google it.
 BFHoodrich: @Borkf prussia= east germany and a little NW Poland, i think?
 lolnotrly: Radded because i think it deserves it. Higher res would be nice, though.
 Borkf: Those crazy Prussians! I don't really know what/where Prussia was, it just seemed appropriate.
 SomeCanadian: I feel like this is racist but I'm not knowledgeable to know why...
 CrustyDusty: Stale politics and tiny-busy fail to tickle the Rad bone.
Image 95340   04-04-16   Uploaded by    3ravens
Score:
322
 
 Dick Inspector: It says it contains natural scents to deter cats from using it like their other sandbox.
 CrustyDusty: ...sieht fur mich wie Scheisse.
 Musician: No shite?
 Scoo: Yeah, Sherlock
Image 95339   04-04-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
281
 
 clabauter: I wash my hands, which means I didn't do it. A true catch 22 moment
 Darkasnoon: I feel like if he did it, I probably shouldn't
 Rembo Prundus: my girlfriend
 ignatz: missed a bit, just on yer face there..
Image 95338   04-04-16   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
136
 
 TrollAscetic: Just a reminder; always enjoy your dad's sperm responsibly. Fatty!
 flo: Thanks dad... Wait.. he's skinny... WTF body?!
 square44: @Borkf Plus, if this was true they really should have used the past tense. Not...*shudder* what they have here.
 HermwoodLitmajor: My high school biology teacher owes Lamarck a goddamn apology
 Borkf: The field of study is called epigenetics. It's not well understood and is therefore rich pickings for pseudo scientists like Deepak Chopra.
 SomeCanadian: Geez, I better cut down then.
Image 95337   04-04-16   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
329
 
 clabauter: I think I need an ICE number
 Entertainmentalist: @Shay It looks to me as if it may be creating turbulence by paddling, its pupils are probably just dilated and the tapetum lucidum is reflecting. But it is also possible that its cold, dead eyes have clouded over as well.
 WaffleIron: Quest que fox?
 Shay: @Scoo Based on its eyes, I say yes.
 Scoo: Did he died?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Gingerbread man assassin gets no pity from me.
 Flurble: almost made it....
 vincenzo: @LogicKitty you do realize that fox isnt dead right?
 LogicKitty: Why? Why would you show us this?
 Ghabo: This isn't helping my depression.
 tib gubb: much dolphin, very porpoise
 DrinkMixMan: Chaos reigns
 Shay: Zootopia just did a 180.
 Micro Jackson: Firefox has encountered an error
 DrinkMixMan: Rad...?
Image 95336   04-04-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
536
 
 clabauter: It's allright Joker, they found your contact lenses
 Warezlock: Winona...far hotter than Miley could ever hope to be.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: @ignatz say it again
 WaffleIron: Is this how it happened? I was busy with real shit when it happened
 PooFlinger: a million rads for this.
 CuriouSir: I've seen MILEY TWERK ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!
 Urchin: Okay, Lydia in the bottom left was a nice touch
 Angry Lobster: A shamefur dispray.
 ignatz: Front-row Goth not amused
 tib gubb: that was my first exposure to the twerking thing. you could say i was quite confused by it.
 Micro Jackson: Beetlejuicey
Image 95335   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
613
 
 Mr. Butt: @clabauter I laughed way too hard at that
 clabauter: Staff meeting
 flo: Une chabine!
 A duck: I approve of this
 Darkasnoon: D'awwwwwwww... you're all thinking it
 CuriouSir: real dolls; baby edition
 Kohapi: spoiler warning!
 ThatGuy: Bby-8
 generic: Jedi voice: You will put that baby down and change her diaper.
 CrustyDusty: STAHP, DISNEY! We're not ready for Ep VIII yet!
 Micro Jackson: The force is strong in this one....or maybe she just needs changing
 NoRagrets: "Ancient Aliens."
Image 95334   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
596
 
 clabauter: Hey bartender , this bill is too big, I'll have to look into it
 Jeannie C: How does he even see around that?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Ahh chachachacha!
 doindabs: friendly spaceship does it again
 Air Biscuit: "Throw another one in the piranha tank, i forgot to start the stopwatch.
 Greyfeathers: Tuki Tuki!
 Shay: Fred Flintstone spiked Toucan Sam's Fruit Loops with poison.
 PenguinBartender: Follow your nose! Seriously, no matter how long it takes, or acid baths you have to swim through, just keep following it.
Image 95333   04-04-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
238
 
 Beef Supreme: Ain't no war but the class war.
 Jaunty Shrimp: William Carlos Williams worst poem.
 NoRagrets: Do you ever. Do you ever hate those lines. Those stupid lines next to your posts on that shitty website?
 SomeCanadian: It's okay. That class eventually turns into 'That one person at work'. Or more than one if you're lucky!
Image 95332   04-04-16   Uploaded by    booger
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