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272683  White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272780  dangerkeith3000: @FormerLurker same

272831  dangerkeith3000: Is that a small box or a giant cat?

272813  dangerkeith3000: Aahhh....Banksy

272816  dangerkeith3000: @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage If someone keeps their tonsils after surgery, or an amputated arm, you could eat that legally. But not in Idaho. Also, if you are lost at sea and someone dies you can eat them to stay alive as long as you didn't kill them (like the plane crash movie Alive). For some reason I did a lot of research on this exact topic a week ago. Also, apparently people taste like a mixture of beef and pork. Except babies, who have a more fishy taste.

272831  Peach Toddler: They forgot the quotation marks around "Cleverly"

272814  Micro Jackson: Just coyote things

272815  Micro Jackson: @mammal883 If it's Australian, wouldn't it have a fried egg in it?

272818  dangerkeith3000: RAD.

272817  Micro Jackson: Update: we still don't care

272820  Micro Jackson: She be trippin

272822  Micro Jackson: This is me last night (first snowfall of the year)

272826  Micro Jackson: Alright, who's the asshole that yelled "Fetch!"?

272832  dangerkeith3000: Trick or treat, motherfuckers!

272828  Micro Jackson: Prison ain't so bad

272829  Micro Jackson: It makes good head

272830  Micro Jackson: PS I died in it

272831  Micro Jackson: He cat too big for he goddam box

272831  Christina: "I fits"

272832  Christina: "We are not here te threat you, but it would be nice if you bought some cookies."

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272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272683 Science: @White Rice: It's not preservatives. It's because the patty is so thin that it desiccates before it gets the chance to rot and mold. Your bio teacher was promoting bad science.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

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272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though



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 clabauter: I think I need an ICE number
 Entertainmentalist: @Shay It looks to me as if it may be creating turbulence by paddling, its pupils are probably just dilated and the tapetum lucidum is reflecting. But it is also possible that its cold, dead eyes have clouded over as well.
 WaffleIron: Quest que fox?
 Shay: @Scoo Based on its eyes, I say yes.
 flying sheep: Did he died?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Gingerbread man assassin gets no pity from me.
 Flurble: almost made it....
 vincenzo: @LogicKitty you do realize that fox isnt dead right?
 LogicKitty: Why? Why would you show us this?
 Ghabo: This isn't helping my depression.
 waaaaaat: much dolphin, very porpoise
 DrinkMixMan: Chaos reigns
 Shay: Zootopia just did a 180.
 Micro Jackson: Firefox has encountered an error
 DrinkMixMan: Rad...?
Image 95336   04-04-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
536
 
 clabauter: It's allright Joker, they found your contact lenses
 Warezlock: Winona...far hotter than Miley could ever hope to be.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: @ignatz say it again
 WaffleIron: Is this how it happened? I was busy with real shit when it happened
 PooFlinger: a million rads for this.
 CuriouSir: I've seen MILEY TWERK ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!
 Urchin: Okay, Lydia in the bottom left was a nice touch
 Angry Lobster: A shamefur dispray.
 whipwing: Front-row Goth not amused
 9mm: that was my first exposure to the twerking thing. you could say i was quite confused by it.
 Micro Jackson: Beetlejuicey
Image 95335   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
636
 
 Mr. Butt: @clabauter I laughed way too hard at that
 clabauter: Staff meeting
 flo: Une chabine!
 A duck: I approve of this
 Darkasnoon: D'awwwwwwww... you're all thinking it
 CuriouSir: real dolls; baby edition
 Kohapi: spoiler warning!
 ThatGuy: Bby-8
 generic: Jedi voice: You will put that baby down and change her diaper.
 CrustyDusty: STAHP, DISNEY! We're not ready for Ep VIII yet!
 Micro Jackson: The force is strong in this one....or maybe she just needs changing
 NoRagrets: "Ancient Aliens."
Image 95334   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
596
 
 clabauter: Hey bartender , this bill is too big, I'll have to look into it
 Jeannie C: How does he even see around that?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Ahh chachachacha!
 doindabs: friendly spaceship does it again
 Air Biscuit: "Throw another one in the piranha tank, i forgot to start the stopwatch.
 Greyfeathers: Tuki Tuki!
 Shay: Fred Flintstone spiked Toucan Sam's Fruit Loops with poison.
 PenguinBartender: Follow your nose! Seriously, no matter how long it takes, or acid baths you have to swim through, just keep following it.
Image 95333   04-04-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
266
 
 Beef Supreme: Ain't no war but the class war.
 Jaunty Shrimp: William Carlos Williams worst poem.
 NoRagrets: Do you ever. Do you ever hate those lines. Those stupid lines next to your posts on that shitty website?
 SomeCanadian: It's okay. That class eventually turns into 'That one person at work'. Or more than one if you're lucky!
Image 95332   04-04-16   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
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 WaffleIron: Locust crowds were a mistake. Swarms are nothing but trash.
 Jaunty Shrimp: A+ in Hermit 101
 HermwoodLitmajor: Greena Garbocust
 Air Biscuit: And then hidalgo ate it.
 CrustyDusty: Forever a-locust.
 San DoDo: Fight locust with locust!
 ur mom: i know that feel
 XLY: My spirit aminal
 Angry Lobster: One of us, one of us.
 SomeCanadian: You and me both, Green Locust.
 Micro Jackson: I have no problem with this
 hnnngh: We get it, you're an introvert.
 There was a bob here: It ain't easy being green.
Image 95331   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
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 XLY: @Murdertaco astute observation, it happens to be from the metazoic era
 indolentia: "...the fuck did you just say?"
 A duck: Throwin some serious shade for a little kid
 PooFlinger: ...there has to be a morning after...
 CrustyDusty: Pshaah... you shittn me? *drops mic*
 Murdertaco: This is an archaic meme.
 thratchen: "Whatchu talkin bout onii-sama?"
 Gargoyle: "Also, I can kill you with my brain."
 hnnngh: Nani???
Image 95330   04-04-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
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 clabauter: Isn't that Al pacino in that cab
 magicalex84: Witchcraft!
 CrustyDusty: I'd love to meet the chalk artist that drew that hand on the street. It looks so real!
 deadwombat: but not in that order..
 Wort Mumpus: no, Ted, I'm still not getting it
 lionstrong: Small, Far away.
Image 95329   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
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 clabauter: Crusty: ofcourse it's real. I made it upp my self so I should know
 CrustyDusty: @clabauter: Is "belly-staring contest" really a thing? Seems like it would be something done in Key West.
 clabauter: AG monster just lost a belly staring contest and has to be taken away by force because he thinks he unfairly lost the game
 TrollAscetic: AG ate mah shirt
 CrustyDusty: Mascot clearly does not approve of this aging hippie's shenanigans.
 SomeCanadian: @werterland No, you have it backwards. Mascot is walking that guy.
 werterland: Mascot cannot be leashed! Mascot is free to roam where Mascot wants!
 hnnngh: @ping you are a gentleman and a scholar
 Micro Jackson: What are you doing? She hates the sunshine!
 TaintJuice: I wanna rad this more than once
 TrumpyTrump: See #95270 for tiger.
Image 95328   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Image 95327 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Cory Trevor. You have brought shame on us, Cory Trevor.
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