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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?



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Score:
329
 
 clabauter: I think I need an ICE number
 Entertainmentalist: @Shay It looks to me as if it may be creating turbulence by paddling, its pupils are probably just dilated and the tapetum lucidum is reflecting. But it is also possible that its cold, dead eyes have clouded over as well.
 WaffleIron: Quest que fox?
 Shay: @Scoo Based on its eyes, I say yes.
 Scoo: Did he died?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Gingerbread man assassin gets no pity from me.
 Flurble: almost made it....
 vincenzo: @LogicKitty you do realize that fox isnt dead right?
 LogicKitty: Why? Why would you show us this?
 Ghabo: This isn't helping my depression.
 tib gubb: much dolphin, very porpoise
 DrinkMixMan: Chaos reigns
 Shay: Zootopia just did a 180.
 Micro Jackson: Firefox has encountered an error
 DrinkMixMan: Rad...?
Image 95336   04-04-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
536
 
 clabauter: It's allright Joker, they found your contact lenses
 Warezlock: Winona...far hotter than Miley could ever hope to be.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: @ignatz say it again
 WaffleIron: Is this how it happened? I was busy with real shit when it happened
 PooFlinger: a million rads for this.
 CuriouSir: I've seen MILEY TWERK ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!
 Urchin: Okay, Lydia in the bottom left was a nice touch
 Angry Lobster: A shamefur dispray.
 ignatz: Front-row Goth not amused
 tib gubb: that was my first exposure to the twerking thing. you could say i was quite confused by it.
 Micro Jackson: Beetlejuicey
Image 95335   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
613
 
 Mr. Butt: @clabauter I laughed way too hard at that
 clabauter: Staff meeting
 flo: Une chabine!
 A duck: I approve of this
 Darkasnoon: D'awwwwwwww... you're all thinking it
 CuriouSir: real dolls; baby edition
 Kohapi: spoiler warning!
 ThatGuy: Bby-8
 generic: Jedi voice: You will put that baby down and change her diaper.
 CrustyDusty: STAHP, DISNEY! We're not ready for Ep VIII yet!
 Micro Jackson: The force is strong in this one....or maybe she just needs changing
 NoRagrets: "Ancient Aliens."
Image 95334   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
596
 
 clabauter: Hey bartender , this bill is too big, I'll have to look into it
 Jeannie C: How does he even see around that?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Ahh chachachacha!
 doindabs: friendly spaceship does it again
 Air Biscuit: "Throw another one in the piranha tank, i forgot to start the stopwatch.
 Greyfeathers: Tuki Tuki!
 Shay: Fred Flintstone spiked Toucan Sam's Fruit Loops with poison.
 PenguinBartender: Follow your nose! Seriously, no matter how long it takes, or acid baths you have to swim through, just keep following it.
Image 95333   04-04-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
238
 
 Beef Supreme: Ain't no war but the class war.
 Jaunty Shrimp: William Carlos Williams worst poem.
 NoRagrets: Do you ever. Do you ever hate those lines. Those stupid lines next to your posts on that shitty website?
 SomeCanadian: It's okay. That class eventually turns into 'That one person at work'. Or more than one if you're lucky!
Image 95332   04-04-16   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
671
 
 WaffleIron: Locust crowds were a mistake. Swarms are nothing but trash.
 Jaunty Shrimp: A+ in Hermit 101
 HermwoodLitmajor: Greena Garbocust
 Air Biscuit: And then hidalgo ate it.
 CrustyDusty: Forever a-locust.
 San DoDo: Fight locust with locust!
 ur mom: i know that feel
 XLY: My spirit aminal
 Angry Lobster: One of us, one of us.
 SomeCanadian: You and me both, Green Locust.
 Micro Jackson: I have no problem with this
 hnnngh: We get it, you're an introvert.
 There was a bob here: It ain't easy being green.
Image 95331   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
514
 
 XLY: @Murdertaco astute observation, it happens to be from the metazoic era
 indolentia: "...the fuck did you just say?"
 A duck: Throwin some serious shade for a little kid
 PooFlinger: ...there has to be a morning after...
 CrustyDusty: Pshaah... you shittn me? *drops mic*
 Murdertaco: This is an archaic meme.
 thratchen: "Whatchu talkin bout onii-sama?"
 Gargoyle: "Also, I can kill you with my brain."
 hnnngh: Nani???
Image 95330   04-04-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
358
 
 clabauter: Isn't that Al pacino in that cab
 CuriouSir: has a certain monty python feel to it, doesnt it?
 magicalex84: Witchcraft!
 CrustyDusty: I'd love to meet the chalk artist that drew that hand on the street. It looks so real!
 ignatz: but not in that order..
 ignatz: no, Ted, I'm still not getting it
 ignatz: Small, Far away.
Image 95329   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
855
 
 clabauter: Crusty: ofcourse it's real. I made it upp my self so I should know
 CrustyDusty: @clabauter: Is "belly-staring contest" really a thing? Seems like it would be something done in Key West.
 clabauter: AG monster just lost a belly staring contest and has to be taken away by force because he thinks he unfairly lost the game
 TrollAscetic: AG ate mah shirt
 CrustyDusty: Mascot clearly does not approve of this aging hippie's shenanigans.
 SomeCanadian: @werterland No, you have it backwards. Mascot is walking that guy.
 werterland: Mascot cannot be leashed! Mascot is free to roam where Mascot wants!
 hnnngh: @ping you are a gentleman and a scholar
 Micro Jackson: What are you doing? She hates the sunshine!
 TaintJuice: I wanna rad this more than once
 TrumpyTrump: See #95270 for tiger.
Image 95328   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Image 95327 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Cory Trevor. We'll pray for you, Cory Trevor.
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