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263152  tib gubb: this is funnier to me than it should be

263219  wolfpk: Last "licking" session got a little out of hand.

263234  rory: Shit. All mine are something like, "Select the images with street signs" but I always fail because there's like one pixel that has the corner of a street sign in it or some shit.

263202  tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262712  WannaBee: Road trip with all of my friends!

263213  tib gubb: welcome to real life

263208  lecj07: This image really grabs me.

263213  lecj07: @jochenau So does the "Perform other duties as directed by management." In my experience this is often taken to mean "We own you! Now dance, dance for our amusement!"

263221  lecj07: I get the website name, but I still don't want to see "rip" associated with a condom I intend to use.

263188  Spazstatic: Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Wait, I think that's Steve. Steve! Steve! Steve!

263229  Zaxxoff: Who is America?

263202  Spazstatic: Also the workers. In one case, you don't do a good job, you get fired and get a different job. In the other case, you do bad and you get killed.

263204  Spazstatic: I thought it was a small moose at first.

263215  Knice: @BavidDowie @Nope @jochenau Please forgive my shorthand. My point was that I hope some extra fucked-up-ness, not just our regular fucked-up-ness, happened to allow our system to put that person in place.

263211  Spazstatic: Ya poopin?

263215  Spazstatic: @Knice for what it's worth amp.timeinc.net/time/5366171/…

263201  WannaBee: *whispering* Aflac

263179  Zaxxoff: David Cameron's joyride

263218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahaha this is hilarious. Also, I'm happy they are supportive of their openly lesbian dog.

263213  dangerkeith3000: It says "depending on education level" so if you actually have a degree (awesome for you) the criteria for relevant experience goes down. pre-2008 getting the job wouldn't be a problem, but despite what Trump says, all things are not yet hunky-dory in the employment market and economy. It's getting better...but I would have never thought a recession would last as long as this one did.

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263202 tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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 clabauter: I think I need an ICE number
 Entertainmentalist: @Shay It looks to me as if it may be creating turbulence by paddling, its pupils are probably just dilated and the tapetum lucidum is reflecting. But it is also possible that its cold, dead eyes have clouded over as well.
 WaffleIron: Quest que fox?
 Shay: @Scoo Based on its eyes, I say yes.
 Scoo: Did he died?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Gingerbread man assassin gets no pity from me.
 Flurble: almost made it....
 vincenzo: @LogicKitty you do realize that fox isnt dead right?
 LogicKitty: Why? Why would you show us this?
 Ghabo: This isn't helping my depression.
 tib gubb: much dolphin, very porpoise
 DrinkMixMan: Chaos reigns
 Shay: Zootopia just did a 180.
 Micro Jackson: Firefox has encountered an error
 DrinkMixMan: Rad...?
Image 95336   04-04-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
536
 
 clabauter: It's allright Joker, they found your contact lenses
 Warezlock: Winona...far hotter than Miley could ever hope to be.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: @ignatz say it again
 WaffleIron: Is this how it happened? I was busy with real shit when it happened
 PooFlinger: a million rads for this.
 CuriouSir: I've seen MILEY TWERK ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!
 Urchin: Okay, Lydia in the bottom left was a nice touch
 Angry Lobster: A shamefur dispray.
 whipwing: Front-row Goth not amused
 tib gubb: that was my first exposure to the twerking thing. you could say i was quite confused by it.
 Micro Jackson: Beetlejuicey
Image 95335   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
613
 
 Mr. Butt: @clabauter I laughed way too hard at that
 clabauter: Staff meeting
 flo: Une chabine!
 A duck: I approve of this
 Darkasnoon: D'awwwwwwww... you're all thinking it
 CuriouSir: real dolls; baby edition
 Kohapi: spoiler warning!
 ThatGuy: Bby-8
 generic: Jedi voice: You will put that baby down and change her diaper.
 CrustyDusty: STAHP, DISNEY! We're not ready for Ep VIII yet!
 Micro Jackson: The force is strong in this one....or maybe she just needs changing
 NoRagrets: "Ancient Aliens."
Image 95334   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
596
 
 clabauter: Hey bartender , this bill is too big, I'll have to look into it
 Jeannie C: How does he even see around that?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Ahh chachachacha!
 doindabs: friendly spaceship does it again
 Air Biscuit: "Throw another one in the piranha tank, i forgot to start the stopwatch.
 Greyfeathers: Tuki Tuki!
 Shay: Fred Flintstone spiked Toucan Sam's Fruit Loops with poison.
 PenguinBartender: Follow your nose! Seriously, no matter how long it takes, or acid baths you have to swim through, just keep following it.
Image 95333   04-04-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
238
 
 Beef Supreme: Ain't no war but the class war.
 Jaunty Shrimp: William Carlos Williams worst poem.
 NoRagrets: Do you ever. Do you ever hate those lines. Those stupid lines next to your posts on that shitty website?
 SomeCanadian: It's okay. That class eventually turns into 'That one person at work'. Or more than one if you're lucky!
Image 95332   04-04-16   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
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 WaffleIron: Locust crowds were a mistake. Swarms are nothing but trash.
 Jaunty Shrimp: A+ in Hermit 101
 HermwoodLitmajor: Greena Garbocust
 Air Biscuit: And then hidalgo ate it.
 CrustyDusty: Forever a-locust.
 San DoDo: Fight locust with locust!
 ur mom: i know that feel
 XLY: My spirit aminal
 Angry Lobster: One of us, one of us.
 SomeCanadian: You and me both, Green Locust.
 Micro Jackson: I have no problem with this
 hnnngh: We get it, you're an introvert.
 There was a bob here: It ain't easy being green.
Image 95331   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
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 XLY: @Murdertaco astute observation, it happens to be from the metazoic era
 indolentia: "...the fuck did you just say?"
 A duck: Throwin some serious shade for a little kid
 PooFlinger: ...there has to be a morning after...
 CrustyDusty: Pshaah... you shittn me? *drops mic*
 Murdertaco: This is an archaic meme.
 thratchen: "Whatchu talkin bout onii-sama?"
 Gargoyle: "Also, I can kill you with my brain."
 hnnngh: Nani???
Image 95330   04-04-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
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 clabauter: Isn't that Al pacino in that cab
 CuriouSir: has a certain monty python feel to it, doesnt it?
 magicalex84: Witchcraft!
 CrustyDusty: I'd love to meet the chalk artist that drew that hand on the street. It looks so real!
 deadwombat: but not in that order..
 Wort Mumpus: no, Ted, I'm still not getting it
 lionstrong: Small, Far away.
Image 95329   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
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 clabauter: Crusty: ofcourse it's real. I made it upp my self so I should know
 CrustyDusty: @clabauter: Is "belly-staring contest" really a thing? Seems like it would be something done in Key West.
 clabauter: AG monster just lost a belly staring contest and has to be taken away by force because he thinks he unfairly lost the game
 TrollAscetic: AG ate mah shirt
 CrustyDusty: Mascot clearly does not approve of this aging hippie's shenanigans.
 SomeCanadian: @werterland No, you have it backwards. Mascot is walking that guy.
 werterland: Mascot cannot be leashed! Mascot is free to roam where Mascot wants!
 hnnngh: @ping you are a gentleman and a scholar
 Micro Jackson: What are you doing? She hates the sunshine!
 TaintJuice: I wanna rad this more than once
 TrumpyTrump: See #95270 for tiger.
Image 95328   04-04-16   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Image 95327 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Cory Trevor. You have brought shame on us, Cory Trevor.
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