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216491  Felicity: @Nope I hear that! Surprisingly, Ive had better experiences with LibreOffice (FKA OpenOffice) than MS Word. Images even stay where I put them instead of violently shuffling around

216564  WTF: Use Mr. Sparkle

216494  Felicity: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal

216495  Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216504  Peter Pantsless: @Felicity @RiderFan We're allowed to kill them now. Guess I don't have to worry about Thanksgiving anymore

216578  Brain: Oh. My. God. How is that baby floating in mid air?!

216499  Felicity: Plot twist: the purple aliens are our future descendants, coming back to visit the ruins of Earth

216501  Felicity: @Skaalar Thats OK, because were still the most important thing in the universe :-)

216504  Felicity: @Peter Pantsless They taste like a loud, constantly-crapping chicken. [Source: John Keister]

216563  charlemagne: I'd send that one back to the kinder egg people and get your pound back

216568  DarkTeddy: Im 22 and im the right

216511  Felicity: Ghostbusters?

216513  Felicity: Did the cat take the photo of himself?

216575  melted plastic: The black cat has claimed you as its family. Not accepting him might be dangerous to your health.. I too have been claimed by a black cat.. Watch your back.

216516  Felicity: I love it when cats give you the sarcastic cat look

216517  Felicity: @winwolf Did you see that article about the cat who wanted a cheeseburger? Good reporting

216573  shark: I was born and raised in the Soviet Union and I remember that day. No matter what the propaganda says, our television programs were halted with the news and it was depicted as a terrible tragedy. Radio was covering this as well. No celebration, no "ha, stupid Americans", none of that. Simply a call to a moment of silence for the loss of fellow human beings. We even had a special assembly the next

216565  Yam: Id really like this image without the caption. Dont get me wrong, I like the caption too

216564  RiderFan: This is why I give a look of disgust to people who complain about having to wash the dishes when they use a dishwasher.

216537  Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

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216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216326 aoaoaoao: @dangerkeith3000 damn

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

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Score:
436
 
 willowsprite: I'll move when I'm good and ready, m'kay?
 killerjunglist: Look buddy, youse needs a ride or what? Meow.
Image 95194   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
138
 
 WaffleIron: Classy AF
 DrinkMixMan: Peter Parker might have a drinking problem
 Janston: Never skip everything day.
 jochenau: Russian Spiderman's a little bit different from the American one, looks like.
 bug: With little power, comes little responsibility.
 Kohapi: Spiderman lacks definition and muscle tone.
 Coolguy: Unique approach
Image 95193   04-03-16   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
510
 
 greg: I was so hoping they would be giving the bird
 wolfpupy: Ah yes, the touching tomb of the unknown middle-aged WASP.
 greg: What a busty milf!
 willowsprite: Vineyard of Dreams. He built it. They came and made wine.
 XLY: Thinking about them grapes
 Janston: Someday they'll replace the grapes with a selfie stick.
 jochenau: Paging @Amy Housewine
 Xeno: "Shitty Bronze Statue Immortalizes Grope Marks on Boobs, Overalls"
 Kohapi: Here we have Harry and Janet Winstead. Who, wanting to immortalize the moment, let themselves be dipped in bronze at their 20th wedding anniversary. They will be missed.
 eyg: Most people just remained calm and waited for death, but one brave couple decided to pose.
 Theta Zero: See the primitive culture of the past, who would offer grapes and wine as an offering to the gods for but a single selfie.
 killerjunglist: He grows 'em, I drinks 'em. We get along great.
Image 95192   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
399
 
 Sauce Packets: Arkansas state!
Image 95191   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
80
 
 sumodrsn: Dream Theater
 Chest Rockwell: We'll have so much room for activities!
 ch: THE MAKING OF A PHOTO YOU SAW A YEAR AGO: THE ENVISIONING
Image 95190   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
163
 
 Mr. Shine: "I like eggs!"
 indolentia: that photographer sucks at lighting.
 John Singapore: What a knockout.
 Warezlock: @Janston More like chomper, but at least it's a dandy.
 Janston: Nice chompers.
 Kohapi: Somebody's dad's a drinker
Image 95189   04-03-16   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
704
 
 Micro Jackson: A really useful engine
 fridaynight: Dead or alive your chugging with me
 Poop van Pants: Live action reboot of Railway series looking gritty
 killerjunglist: Murphy.. choo choo.
 duckfarts: just trying to get out of detroit
 Nope: Thomas the tank engine all growed up
Image 95188   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
551
 
 Micro Jackson: I choose boobs
 MassDefect: @shitshow Where are you getting all these Buicks?
 Warezlock: Can we get a 4peat before midnight? She's hot enough to justify it?
 Nope: She seems nice
 shitshow: I could park a Buick in her bellybutton. the third time today, as well.
Image 95187   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
475
 
 Angry Lobster: Do you realize how difficult is to handle a mouse without thumb?
 clabauter: Then it would turn the computer into sleep mode and take a rest on the keyboard. pretty ordinary cat-stuff.
 clabauter: Then it would google "the red dot"
 clabauter: I belive a cat would first of all try to catch the mouse.
 Dobly: If cats, look up ways to usurp their masters. If dogs, amazoning that tennisball throwing machine
 Donger: Musturbate, duh. Like everyone does. What is the other purpose of the internet.
 EvilOtter: Tinder.
 WaffleIron: Since animals can smell so much better than humans, I'd have to say "Oculus Snift"
 Bolt Vanderhuge: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARKF WOOF WOOF WOOF MEOW MEOW MEWO stuff like that
 Ulillillia: Furry honeypot
 square44: Animals are already using the internet. Why else are cat videos so popular?
 camellia: They would look for furlessies.
 Nope: Buy amazon dash buttons that they boop with their nose to get a new bag of kibbles and or meats.
 Darkasnoon: They wouldn't let anyone know they were dogs, on the internet no one can know you're a dog.
 Angry Lobster: Floppy Valley, the promised nerd land.
 Kohapi: the less successful sci-fi classic "2001kb: A Space Odyssey"
 Pizza: @Warrax Can confirm. Have a Cat Selfies calendar.
 San DoDo: Mostly bestiality
 Micro Jackson: Yup, this is hell alright
 Amy Housewine: Animals on the internet would probably just be baffled by these 'Floppy diskettes". "Why have you asked about us under this image, oh spaceship pilot?" they would ask.
 tib gubb: this image took over 72 hours to render when it was made
 Amy Housewine: What's sad about this picture is that the 3.5" disks appear to be partying on a desert made of dead 5.25" disks.
 Porbo Mellus: #36995
 tib gubb: this image took over 72 hours to render when it was made
 willowsprite: Wrong picture for the question. Should be the one of the tiny kitty on a tiny computer.
 fanny: probably sell their extra stuff on eBay so they can make a paw-fit.
 SoyUnPerdedor: The Animal Conspiracy Against Humanity
 Warrax: They'd post a lot of selfies. Obvious.
 hnnngh: Stay away from us. They know better.
 Yam: Tinder. Animal tinder.
 Catcat: Cats would probably make better Facebook games than we did. HAIL MEOW!
 SomeCanadian: Probably put on human-suits and form an online community with weird porn.
 El Barto: They would probably post videos of their human servants doing stupid shit. Like stepping in poo.
 Dobly: Play pay to win android games until the magistrate dissolves their genitals
 NoRagrets: They would post odd pictures of humans doing wierd stuff as a passive aggressive form of revenge.
 Dobly: this
 VoR: .....we are animals on the internet. Especially @Catcat
 VoR: No one knows why, but old floppy discs abandoned in the desert gravitate towards each other.
 Korrok: Gettin' floppy up in dis bitch.
 WaffleIron: You wouldn't download a cactus
 Janston: Don't copy that floppy.
 jochenau: Floppy discs proliferated as internet piracy grew unchecked, and soon human flesh was being rendered to provide carbon for the creation of plastic jackets for the disks.
 Xeno: The Matrix in early alpha.
 killerjunglist: Dawn is breaking on a barren wasteland. Great ad campaign.
 ch: The desert of the real old media
Image 95186   04-03-16   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
330
 
 CrustyDusty: This is how I imagine how @Borkf looks in internet vision. :p
 Micro Jackson: Snoop
 Robespierre: Goof Doggie Dogg
 Kohapi: Yo, Dawg, don't do meth.
 Frank herbert: snoop dogg
 hajjpodge: Grunge for dogs was simply not a commercial success, and remains so obscure no hipsters will ever know of it.
 chhumphrey: 'sup dog?
Image 95185   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Wet farts
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