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205010  Robespierre: @Mr Shifty Let me remind you: *Ahem* ... Hi, this is Vince for ShamWOW...

204976  Mr Shifty: Great tattoo bro.

204981  Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?

205003  Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.

205048  ChubbyBuddy: ok well thanks bud nice doing business with you bye *shaking fist* hey get back here you shyster this is CHEESE ravioli

205063  Morpen Lungus: Wales, where the women are scarce and the sheep are nervous.

204996  Mr Shifty: Same. Managed to destroy 3 marriages like that.

205028  El hefe: Don't interfere with natural selection

205001  Mr Shifty: That's a nice 'I shouldn't even exist'.

205030  El hefe: Excuse me while I whip this out

205053  tib gubb: sorry about your dsylexia

205054  tib gubb: Sancho the self-esteem bear

205010  Mr Shifty: @Robespierre Vinnie?

205010  Mr Shifty: Sweet fucking jesus! That's her 'present'?

205049  El hefe: Didn't know Don Hertzfelt was doin tats

205030  ThoughtlessGentleman: this goes so well with electric wizard come my fanatics.

205015  Mr Shifty: We get it, you vape!

205061  Hippitus Hoppitus: This kind of reminds me of the controversy that surrounded the HPV vaccines. A lot of parents were against it because they felt it encourage promiscuous behavior, and I remember stories of the occasional kid getting that vaccine in secret at school or places like planned parenthood without their parents' knowledge.

205022  Mr Shifty: Featured: so many fetishes I can't count them.

205052  Shay: Squirrel farts to the face is a sign of bad luck.

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204981 Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?

204996 Mr Shifty: Same. Managed to destroy 3 marriages like that.

204930 Robespierre: Chumps.

204875 BILL DOOR: THESE MUFFINS CANNOT BE BUGGERED.

205004 Air Biscuit: @bug @Shay i thought they all wore black skimasks so you cant recognize them while they steal your datas.

204892 Side Boob: Bottom outlet is still good, right?

204868 Chest Rockwell: This guy has been to a few hotels.

204941 Robespierre: That's one wild pupa you got there, pard - when do do you expect them to emerge?

204854 Spazstatic: Actually it looks like most of their comments have been removed, at least ones where someone replied to them.

204951 Ulillillia: @Skaalar Sweet!



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Score:
436
 
 willowsprite: I'll move when I'm good and ready, m'kay?
 killerjunglist: Look buddy, youse needs a ride or what? Meow.
Image 95194   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
138
 
 WaffleIron: Classy AF
 DrinkMixMan: Peter Parker might have a drinking problem
 Janston: Never skip everything day.
 jochenau: Russian Spiderman's a little bit different from the American one, looks like.
 bug: With little power, comes little responsibility.
 Kohapi: Spiderman lacks definition and muscle tone.
 Coolguy: Unique approach
Image 95193   04-03-16   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
510
 
 greg: I was so hoping they would be giving the bird
 wolfpupy: Ah yes, the touching tomb of the unknown middle-aged WASP.
 greg: What a busty milf!
 willowsprite: Vineyard of Dreams. He built it. They came and made wine.
 XLY: Thinking about them grapes
 Janston: Someday they'll replace the grapes with a selfie stick.
 jochenau: Paging @Amy Housewine
 Xeno: "Shitty Bronze Statue Immortalizes Grope Marks on Boobs, Overalls"
 Kohapi: Here we have Harry and Janet Winstead. Who, wanting to immortalize the moment, let themselves be dipped in bronze at their 20th wedding anniversary. They will be missed.
 eyg: Most people just remained calm and waited for death, but one brave couple decided to pose.
 Theta Zero: See the primitive culture of the past, who would offer grapes and wine as an offering to the gods for but a single selfie.
 killerjunglist: He grows 'em, I drinks 'em. We get along great.
Image 95192   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
399
 
 Sauce Packets: Arkansas state!
Image 95191   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
80
 
 sumodrsn: Dream Theater
 Chest Rockwell: We'll have so much room for activities!
 ch: THE MAKING OF A PHOTO YOU SAW A YEAR AGO: THE ENVISIONING
Image 95190   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
163
 
 Mr. Shine: "I like eggs!"
 indolentia: that photographer sucks at lighting.
 John Singapore: What a knockout.
 Warezlock: @Janston More like chomper, but at least it's a dandy.
 Janston: Nice chompers.
 Kohapi: Somebody's dad's a drinker
Image 95189   04-03-16   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
704
 
 Micro Jackson: A really useful engine
 fridaynight: Dead or alive your chugging with me
 Poop van Pants: Live action reboot of Railway series looking gritty
 killerjunglist: Murphy.. choo choo.
 duckfarts: just trying to get out of detroit
 Nope: Thomas the tank engine all growed up
Image 95188   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
551
 
 Micro Jackson: I choose boobs
 MassDefect: @shitshow Where are you getting all these Buicks?
 Warezlock: Can we get a 4peat before midnight? She's hot enough to justify it?
 Nope: She seems nice
 shitshow: I could park a Buick in her bellybutton. the third time today, as well.
Image 95187   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
475
 
 Angry Lobster: Do you realize how difficult is to handle a mouse without thumb?
 clabauter: Then it would turn the computer into sleep mode and take a rest on the keyboard. pretty ordinary cat-stuff.
 clabauter: Then it would google "the red dot"
 clabauter: I belive a cat would first of all try to catch the mouse.
 Dobly: If cats, look up ways to usurp their masters. If dogs, amazoning that tennisball throwing machine
 Donger: Musturbate, duh. Like everyone does. What is the other purpose of the internet.
 EvilOtter: Tinder.
 WaffleIron: Since animals can smell so much better than humans, I'd have to say "Oculus Snift"
 Bolt Vanderhuge: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARKF WOOF WOOF WOOF MEOW MEOW MEWO stuff like that
 Ulillillia: Furry honeypot
 square44: Animals are already using the internet. Why else are cat videos so popular?
 camellia: They would look for furlessies.
 Nope: Buy amazon dash buttons that they boop with their nose to get a new bag of kibbles and or meats.
 Darkasnoon: They wouldn't let anyone know they were dogs, on the internet no one can know you're a dog.
 Angry Lobster: Floppy Valley, the promised nerd land.
 Kohapi: the less successful sci-fi classic "2001kb: A Space Odyssey"
 Pizza: @Warrax Can confirm. Have a Cat Selfies calendar.
 San DoDo: Mostly bestiality
 Micro Jackson: Yup, this is hell alright
 Amy Housewine: Animals on the internet would probably just be baffled by these 'Floppy diskettes". "Why have you asked about us under this image, oh spaceship pilot?" they would ask.
 tib gubb: this image took over 72 hours to render when it was made
 Amy Housewine: What's sad about this picture is that the 3.5" disks appear to be partying on a desert made of dead 5.25" disks.
 Porbo Mellus: #36995
 tib gubb: this image took over 72 hours to render when it was made
 willowsprite: Wrong picture for the question. Should be the one of the tiny kitty on a tiny computer.
 fanny: probably sell their extra stuff on eBay so they can make a paw-fit.
 SoyUnPerdedor: The Animal Conspiracy Against Humanity
 Warrax: They'd post a lot of selfies. Obvious.
 hnnngh: Stay away from us. They know better.
 Yam: Tinder. Animal tinder.
 Catcat: Cats would probably make better Facebook games than we did. HAIL MEOW!
 SomeCanadian: Probably put on human-suits and form an online community with weird porn.
 El Barto: They would probably post videos of their human servants doing stupid shit. Like stepping in poo.
 Dobly: Play pay to win android games until the magistrate dissolves their genitals
 NoRagrets: They would post odd pictures of humans doing wierd stuff as a passive aggressive form of revenge.
 Dobly: this
 VoR: .....we are animals on the internet. Especially @Catcat
 VoR: No one knows why, but old floppy discs abandoned in the desert gravitate towards each other.
 Lil Buddy: Gettin' floppy up in dis bitch.
 WaffleIron: You wouldn't download a cactus
 Janston: Don't copy that floppy.
 jochenau: Floppy discs proliferated as internet piracy grew unchecked, and soon human flesh was being rendered to provide carbon for the creation of plastic jackets for the disks.
 Xeno: The Matrix in early alpha.
 killerjunglist: Dawn is breaking on a barren wasteland. Great ad campaign.
 ch: The desert of the real old media
Image 95186   04-03-16   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
330
 
 CrustyDusty: This is how I imagine how @Borkf looks in internet vision. :p
 Micro Jackson: Snoop
 Robespierre: Goof Doggie Dogg
 Kohapi: Yo, Dawg, don't do meth.
 Frank herbert: snoop dogg
 hajjpodge: Grunge for dogs was simply not a commercial success, and remains so obscure no hipsters will ever know of it.
 chhumphrey: 'sup dog?
Image 95185   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Wet farts
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