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210458  skittles: What's the status update? Did he pull through?

210500  WaffleIron: The busiest beaver.

210502  WaffleIron: I most certainly did!

210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

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210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young



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Score:
163
 
 Mr. Shine: "I like eggs!"
 indolentia: that photographer sucks at lighting.
 John Singapore: What a knockout.
 Warezlock: @Janston More like chomper, but at least it's a dandy.
 Janston: Nice chompers.
 Kohapi: Somebody's dad's a drinker
Image 95189   04-03-16   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
704
 
 Micro Jackson: A really useful engine
 fridaynight: Dead or alive your chugging with me
 Poop van Pants: Live action reboot of Railway series looking gritty
 killerjunglist: Murphy.. choo choo.
 duckfarts: just trying to get out of detroit
 Nope: Thomas the tank engine all growed up
Image 95188   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
551
 
 Micro Jackson: I choose boobs
 MassDefect: @shitshow Where are you getting all these Buicks?
 Warezlock: Can we get a 4peat before midnight? She's hot enough to justify it?
 Nope: She seems nice
 shitshow: I could park a Buick in her bellybutton. the third time today, as well.
Image 95187   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
475
 
 Angry Lobster: Do you realize how difficult is to handle a mouse without thumb?
 clabauter: Then it would turn the computer into sleep mode and take a rest on the keyboard. pretty ordinary cat-stuff.
 clabauter: Then it would google "the red dot"
 clabauter: I belive a cat would first of all try to catch the mouse.
 Dobly: If cats, look up ways to usurp their masters. If dogs, amazoning that tennisball throwing machine
 Donger: Musturbate, duh. Like everyone does. What is the other purpose of the internet.
 EvilOtter: Tinder.
 WaffleIron: Since animals can smell so much better than humans, I'd have to say "Oculus Snift"
 Bolt Vanderhuge: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARKF WOOF WOOF WOOF MEOW MEOW MEWO stuff like that
 Ulillillia: Furry honeypot
 square44: Animals are already using the internet. Why else are cat videos so popular?
 camellia: They would look for furlessies.
 Nope: Buy amazon dash buttons that they boop with their nose to get a new bag of kibbles and or meats.
 Darkasnoon: They wouldn't let anyone know they were dogs, on the internet no one can know you're a dog.
 Angry Lobster: Floppy Valley, the promised nerd land.
 Kohapi: the less successful sci-fi classic "2001kb: A Space Odyssey"
 Pizza: @Warrax Can confirm. Have a Cat Selfies calendar.
 San DoDo: Mostly bestiality
 Micro Jackson: Yup, this is hell alright
 Amy Housewine: Animals on the internet would probably just be baffled by these 'Floppy diskettes". "Why have you asked about us under this image, oh spaceship pilot?" they would ask.
 tib gubb: this image took over 72 hours to render when it was made
 Amy Housewine: What's sad about this picture is that the 3.5" disks appear to be partying on a desert made of dead 5.25" disks.
 Porbo Mellus: #36995
 tib gubb: this image took over 72 hours to render when it was made
 willowsprite: Wrong picture for the question. Should be the one of the tiny kitty on a tiny computer.
 fanny: probably sell their extra stuff on eBay so they can make a paw-fit.
 SoyUnPerdedor: The Animal Conspiracy Against Humanity
 Warrax: They'd post a lot of selfies. Obvious.
 hnnngh: Stay away from us. They know better.
 Yam: Tinder. Animal tinder.
 Catcat: Cats would probably make better Facebook games than we did. HAIL MEOW!
 SomeCanadian: Probably put on human-suits and form an online community with weird porn.
 El Barto: They would probably post videos of their human servants doing stupid shit. Like stepping in poo.
 Dobly: Play pay to win android games until the magistrate dissolves their genitals
 NoRagrets: They would post odd pictures of humans doing wierd stuff as a passive aggressive form of revenge.
 Dobly: this
 VoR: .....we are animals on the internet. Especially @Catcat
 VoR: No one knows why, but old floppy discs abandoned in the desert gravitate towards each other.
 Korrok: Gettin' floppy up in dis bitch.
 WaffleIron: You wouldn't download a cactus
 Janston: Don't copy that floppy.
 jochenau: Floppy discs proliferated as internet piracy grew unchecked, and soon human flesh was being rendered to provide carbon for the creation of plastic jackets for the disks.
 Xeno: The Matrix in early alpha.
 killerjunglist: Dawn is breaking on a barren wasteland. Great ad campaign.
 ch: The desert of the real old media
Image 95186   04-03-16   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
330
 
 CrustyDusty: This is how I imagine how @Borkf looks in internet vision. :p
 Micro Jackson: Snoop
 Robespierre: Goof Doggie Dogg
 Kohapi: Yo, Dawg, don't do meth.
 Frank herbert: snoop dogg
 hajjpodge: Grunge for dogs was simply not a commercial success, and remains so obscure no hipsters will ever know of it.
 chhumphrey: 'sup dog?
Image 95185   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
406
 
 SomeCanadian: 'Down with this sort of thing'
 Paint Chips: come on @Scoo
 UseYourName: CAREFUL NOW
 Warezlock: Yes to Rad things.
 StuporFly: something something something something babby
 TurkeyVulture: Feel da Bern
 Scoo: I respectfully disagree
 chhumphrey: Hey, at least they're going through the effort of going out and holding a sign... rather than just slapping something on their cars.
 hajjpodge: Meta-testing.
Image 95184   04-03-16   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
471
 
 Morpen Lungus: This cat has done something terrible.
 celtic: Somebody dyed our poor monster black.
 Skaalar: "This isn't what it looks like...."
 willowsprite: Why you put ikea monster on my house hooman?
 Kohapi: Fizgig!
Image 95183   04-03-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
166
 
 xylophone: Who are you @Agamemnon Triforce
 Aspirin: Every finish should be immediately greeted by this image.
 John Singapore: Tom Jones?
 willowsprite: I feel encouraged now.
 Janston: This is their reaction to the question "how are the retirement home orgies?"
 Drazil: it is like the ending to evangelion. congratulations!
 Agamemnon Triforce: These grandparents agree: Their children will not visit the in the nursing home.
 Kohapi: Look at all their smiling faces. So much cheer and love of life. All of these people are dead now.
 hajjpodge: All of these people can't understand how today's youth are NOT thinkin' about those beans.
 chhumphrey: "We want grandkids, got it?"
 Theta Zero: When you write a good comment
Image 95182   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
255
 
 Starry Lemon: Yes @eyg!
 eyg: Or do, this is funny.
 chhumphrey: Don't let the barfly write your sign
Image 95181   04-03-16   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
344
 
 Bolt Vanderhuge: horse.
 Ulillillia: Tell your girlfriend about Crest White Strips
 Ulillillia: Tell your girlfriend about Crest White Strips
 Sadbot: So majestic
 Warezlock: Your girlfriend should be able to afford a dentist with all them gems.
 Janston: When u steal ur girlfriend's gems and she find out and be like
 Frank herbert: horse
 Kohapi: Ah, I see the demon inside has decided to emerge.
 StuporFly: I'll be honest - this picture is giving me a frighten. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.
 hnnngh: Is your girlfriend okay?
 hnnngh: Is your girlfriend okay?
 LKoroton: Neigh.
Image 95180   04-03-16   Uploaded by    CrustyDusty
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