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221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

221282  goldman sachs: Hey! I know that corner! I live in Yuma too! hahahaha

221271  Shay: If this was 1977, this pic would have a different meaning.

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221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

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Score:
163
 
 Mr. Shine: "I like eggs!"
 indolentia: that photographer sucks at lighting.
 John Singapore: What a knockout.
 Warezlock: @Janston More like chomper, but at least it's a dandy.
 Janston: Nice chompers.
 Kohapi: Somebody's dad's a drinker
Image 95189   04-03-16   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
704
 
 Micro Jackson: A really useful engine
 fridaynight: Dead or alive your chugging with me
 Poop van Pants: Live action reboot of Railway series looking gritty
 killerjunglist: Murphy.. choo choo.
 duckfarts: just trying to get out of detroit
 Nope: Thomas the tank engine all growed up
Image 95188   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
551
 
 Micro Jackson: I choose boobs
 MassDefect: @shitshow Where are you getting all these Buicks?
 Warezlock: Can we get a 4peat before midnight? She's hot enough to justify it?
 Nope: She seems nice
 shitshow: I could park a Buick in her bellybutton. the third time today, as well.
Image 95187   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
475
 
 Angry Lobster: Do you realize how difficult is to handle a mouse without thumb?
 clabauter: Then it would turn the computer into sleep mode and take a rest on the keyboard. pretty ordinary cat-stuff.
 clabauter: Then it would google "the red dot"
 clabauter: I belive a cat would first of all try to catch the mouse.
 Dobly: If cats, look up ways to usurp their masters. If dogs, amazoning that tennisball throwing machine
 Donger: Musturbate, duh. Like everyone does. What is the other purpose of the internet.
 EvilOtter: Tinder.
 WaffleIron: Since animals can smell so much better than humans, I'd have to say "Oculus Snift"
 Bolt Vanderhuge: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARKF WOOF WOOF WOOF MEOW MEOW MEWO stuff like that
 Ulillillia: Furry honeypot
 square44: Animals are already using the internet. Why else are cat videos so popular?
 camellia: They would look for furlessies.
 Nope: Buy amazon dash buttons that they boop with their nose to get a new bag of kibbles and or meats.
 Darkasnoon: They wouldn't let anyone know they were dogs, on the internet no one can know you're a dog.
 Angry Lobster: Floppy Valley, the promised nerd land.
 Kohapi: the less successful sci-fi classic "2001kb: A Space Odyssey"
 Pizza: @Warrax Can confirm. Have a Cat Selfies calendar.
 San DoDo: Mostly bestiality
 Micro Jackson: Yup, this is hell alright
 Amy Housewine: Animals on the internet would probably just be baffled by these 'Floppy diskettes". "Why have you asked about us under this image, oh spaceship pilot?" they would ask.
 tib gubb: this image took over 72 hours to render when it was made
 Amy Housewine: What's sad about this picture is that the 3.5" disks appear to be partying on a desert made of dead 5.25" disks.
 Porbo Mellus: #36995
 tib gubb: this image took over 72 hours to render when it was made
 willowsprite: Wrong picture for the question. Should be the one of the tiny kitty on a tiny computer.
 fanny: probably sell their extra stuff on eBay so they can make a paw-fit.
 SoyUnPerdedor: The Animal Conspiracy Against Humanity
 Warrax: They'd post a lot of selfies. Obvious.
 hnnngh: Stay away from us. They know better.
 Yam: Tinder. Animal tinder.
 Catcat: Cats would probably make better Facebook games than we did. HAIL MEOW!
 SomeCanadian: Probably put on human-suits and form an online community with weird porn.
 El Barto: They would probably post videos of their human servants doing stupid shit. Like stepping in poo.
 Dobly: Play pay to win android games until the magistrate dissolves their genitals
 NoRagrets: They would post odd pictures of humans doing wierd stuff as a passive aggressive form of revenge.
 Dobly: this
 VoR: .....we are animals on the internet. Especially @Catcat
 VoR: No one knows why, but old floppy discs abandoned in the desert gravitate towards each other.
 Korrok: Gettin' floppy up in dis bitch.
 WaffleIron: You wouldn't download a cactus
 Janston: Don't copy that floppy.
 jochenau: Floppy discs proliferated as internet piracy grew unchecked, and soon human flesh was being rendered to provide carbon for the creation of plastic jackets for the disks.
 Xeno: The Matrix in early alpha.
 killerjunglist: Dawn is breaking on a barren wasteland. Great ad campaign.
 ch: The desert of the real old media
Image 95186   04-03-16   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
330
 
 CrustyDusty: This is how I imagine how @Borkf looks in internet vision. :p
 Micro Jackson: Snoop
 Robespierre: Goof Doggie Dogg
 Kohapi: Yo, Dawg, don't do meth.
 Frank herbert: snoop dogg
 hajjpodge: Grunge for dogs was simply not a commercial success, and remains so obscure no hipsters will ever know of it.
 chhumphrey: 'sup dog?
Image 95185   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
406
 
 SomeCanadian: 'Down with this sort of thing'
 Paint Chips: come on @Scoo
 UseYourName: CAREFUL NOW
 Warezlock: Yes to Rad things.
 StuporFly: something something something something babby
 TurkeyVulture: Feel da Bern
 Scoo: I respectfully disagree
 chhumphrey: Hey, at least they're going through the effort of going out and holding a sign... rather than just slapping something on their cars.
 hajjpodge: Meta-testing.
Image 95184   04-03-16   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
499
 
 Morpen Lungus: This cat has done something terrible.
 celtic: Somebody dyed our poor monster black.
 Skaalar: "This isn't what it looks like...."
 willowsprite: Why you put ikea monster on my house hooman?
 Kohapi: Fizgig!
Image 95183   04-03-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
166
 
 xylophone: Who are you @Agamemnon Triforce
 Aspirin: Every finish should be immediately greeted by this image.
 John Singapore: Tom Jones?
 willowsprite: I feel encouraged now.
 Janston: This is their reaction to the question "how are the retirement home orgies?"
 Drazil: it is like the ending to evangelion. congratulations!
 Agamemnon Triforce: These grandparents agree: Their children will not visit the in the nursing home.
 Kohapi: Look at all their smiling faces. So much cheer and love of life. All of these people are dead now.
 hajjpodge: All of these people can't understand how today's youth are NOT thinkin' about those beans.
 chhumphrey: "We want grandkids, got it?"
 Theta Zero: When you write a good comment
Image 95182   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
255
 
 Starry Lemon: Yes @eyg!
 eyg: Or do, this is funny.
 chhumphrey: Don't let the barfly write your sign
Image 95181   04-03-16   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
344
 
 Bolt Vanderhuge: horse.
 Ulillillia: Tell your girlfriend about Crest White Strips
 Ulillillia: Tell your girlfriend about Crest White Strips
 Sadbot: So majestic
 Warezlock: Your girlfriend should be able to afford a dentist with all them gems.
 Janston: When u steal ur girlfriend's gems and she find out and be like
 Frank herbert: horse
 Kohapi: Ah, I see the demon inside has decided to emerge.
 StuporFly: I'll be honest - this picture is giving me a frighten. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.
 hnnngh: Is your girlfriend okay?
 hnnngh: Is your girlfriend okay?
 LKoroton: Neigh.
Image 95180   04-03-16   Uploaded by    CrustyDusty
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