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210118  Dr Awkward: Sorry, this Heiny is warm and flat :/

210107  Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116

210117  Dr Awkward: Graze hair? Your mom eats hair?!

210116  Knice: "Comfortable positionburger" is my go-to sex move.

210097  Dr Awkward: Libraries like this turn me on.

210122  big butt bum: This kid is going places Latvia.

210102  Dr Awkward: Let's keep the University of Colorado out of your trunk

210114  Yurishiro: This is getting out of hand.

210117  Yurishiro: Who doesn't like a good sausage pizza.

210097  Yurishiro: @Christina NERD. JK I love books too.

210112  Urn BooUrn: Dawwww, he needs a ramp to get in.

210109  Yurishiro: @chhumphrey In fact, my comment was about the sticker when it was put on. Written word stands there longer than us, who put that sticker might even be dead who knows. Almost everything marks a point in time, not a continuum.

210116  Christina: Instructions unclear: burger stuck in small round hole.

210123  Black Jesus: Shut UP, Dee!

210075  Christina: Brains...

210094  wolfpk: Culprit #210092

210071  Korrok: Kinky...

210123  Rembo Prundus: Who's that asshole that jumped on his back?

210087  Christina: I like this kind of buhnana.

210088  Christina: @Side Boob Horizontal is "across"; vertical is "down". You're welcome.

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210003 Mr Bleak: @KEKOEKEOEK "... but a shitload of insects got mashed to paste."

209988 funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

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209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)



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Score:
555
 
 tib gubb: sick
 sumodrsn: It was better than the original proof he had planned.
 WaffleIron: @E. HONDA 19 times out of 20
 eyg: Proof: I'm never lonely Friday night.
 Poop van Pants: Everyone involved should be happy it says mouth instead of anus
 E. HONDA: confidence level 4.5 fingers
 Kohapi: Yo, Bro. Sometimes you just gotta force dat purge.
 StuporFly: There are other ways you could have proven this. Other ways.
 hajjpodge: STUDENTS.
 killerjunglist: Counterargument: You have a small fist
 WaffleIron: Q.E.D.
Image 95179   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
698
 
 Skaalar: Feathered Sky-Rats. Now, even creepier.
 VoR: I like this.
 Sadbot: Forward facing eyes are for predators, bird. Use your superior numbers to kill a larger animal and then we'll talk
 chhumphrey: The look I give some of the images on the friendly spaceship.
 StuporFly: An even more compelling reason to exterminate them.
 FatTigerWoods: I needed to know this
Image 95178   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Warezlock
Score:
265
 
 werterland: Hulk just wanted to be a pretty, pretty princess.
 Gazden: Figures that Hulk should have a green masturbation hut.
 CrustyDusty: HULK'S MESH
 willowsprite: In a puff of green smoke, Hulk disappeared!
 Kohapi: HULK CUUUUMMMMM!!!
 Knice: I like his "Oh, dear! You've caught me in my dainties!" expression.
 Brain: I am reminded of an old boxing arcade game...
 bug: Don't make me clean... You wouldn't like me when I'm clean.
 NuclearWinter: hulk ballet, green danube
 Scoo: HULK SCRRRUB!
Image 95177   04-03-16   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
99
 
 fakeplastic: Will have to have a crash to become funny.
 bigjim: @Mr. Whiskers Huh?
 Janston: I'm not familiar with the Karr MMA federation.
 Penultimate Grunongo: Shouldn't that be a Fisker?
 Kohapi: I'm more worried that the soul of the driver just shot out the side window.
 Frank herbert: @Mr. Whiskers so true. but they did make the sky redline
 StuporFly: Watch out for my dogma!
 Mr. Whiskers: Karma's a bitch - wait, even worse, it's a Saturn
 Scoo: You come and go, you come and go
Image 95176   04-03-16   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
305
 
 Micro Jackson: A virtual thin person
 tib gubb: anime date
 John Singapore: No risks.
 Janston: All I see is a free drink he won't notice for minutes after I walk off with it.
 rinaldi1337: drinking coffee with his anime girlfriend
 XLY: Gunna steal that extra drink while your'e preoccupied doofus
 XLY: Gunna steal that extra drink while your'e preoccupied doofus
 ron mexico: wall-e is a documentary
 E. HONDA: i like to think he's drinking a virtual iced coffee or whatever as well
 ch: Diane I'm accessing the cyber-files. Seems Johnson left a trail a mile long. I'll make a visit to his office after I finish my two slurries.
 Frank herbert: guy in background is jealous
 LKoroton: I think the same as the guy on the left
 Entertainmentalist: He is probably eating tacos with Danny Trejo.
 Ghabo: I wish I had the self confidence to treat myself to a nice dinner out, enjoy some VR, and just not give a damn about what strangers thought. This guy rules.
 Scoo: Where's that right hand, buddy!?
Image 95175   04-03-16   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
487
 
 werterland: @fanny Mushrooms only respect the well-dressed hunters.
 Robespierre: It's hip all right
 Borkf: @bug Thank you, I was trying to figure out what was going on there. Though, where's the mouth piece?
 DrinkMixMan: That is quite the hip pocket guide
 Warezlock: This dude taught me about psilocybin.
 fanny: @Knice never apologize for a good pun. or even a bad one :)
 Kohapi: looks like his guts are pouring out of his suit.
 winwolf: @Scoo obviously you've never done mushrooms like those.
 Knice: @fanny The tux is for spore-mal occasions. Sorry.
 bug: Slide-less trombone for scale.
 Niels Bohr: seems like a real fungi, probably has pretty loose morels though.
 fanny: @Darkasnoon awesome answer. but why the tux?
 Darkasnoon: @Scoo that's how you lure them out.
 Scoo: Wtf does a trumpet have to do with mushroom hunting?
 Darkasnoon: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY GOLDEN MUSHROOMS AND HORN!
Image 95174   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
163
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Halp meh, Roondah
 SomeCanadian: This is confusing and therefore bad.
 frenk: Friendly as usual...
 Kohapi: Oh no! Buckwheat's trapped in the Internet!
 Darkasnoon: What if marxist is actually calling out for halp?
 Knice: Nothing against you, @marxist, but I think @a robot should have posted this.
Image 95173   04-03-16   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
234
 
 vincenzo: @Ghabo i have, they are good, but gunshow was my guilty pleasure
 DrinkMixMan: Man, Bob's Burgers got weird quik
 Ghabo: @vincenzo: Have you read any of his new comics? "Back" is rad beyond belief.
 vincenzo: @vincenzo i should have said i liked kc green back before he stopped gun show. fuck the edit button
 vincenzo: @vincenzo and by that im implying hes no longer cool cause he stopped gunshow
 vincenzo: @Ghabo i liked gunshow back when kc green was cool
 Frank herbert: i had no idea what it was. a stick? a beef log? poop in foil?
 hajjpodge: @WaffleIron I read "Islam Jim"...
 Ghabo: This is from Gunshow (by yr friend KC Green)
 bobby: Good life hack
 Scoo: That's a quick digestive tract
 WaffleIron: I read " Islim Jim " and had a good few panels of confusion, I tell you whut.
Image 95172   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
838
 
 Mr. Shine: "TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!"
 sumodrsn: Thanks Obama.
 Knice: @Korrok Point taken. I believe in the later models they found that hornets were more agreeable creatures to work with.
 Korrok: @Knice Point of order, those are the wings, nose, and tail of an F-18 Super Hornet. I know it doesn't really matter BUT GODDAMMIT IT MATTERS TO ME!
 rinaldi1337: kenny loggin's cat
 hajjpodge: You are a toy! You CAN"T FLY!
 hnnngh: Meownic boom!
 dobbiesdoogs: @WaffleIron they decided to switch to toxoplasma gondii
 Knice: Prototype F-14 Tomcat. The funding demo was a hard sell, but we got there.
 Scoo: @WaffleIron Chemtrails are really cat farts!
 WaffleIron: Where are the chemtrails? We all know the Illumicati are brainwashing us with chemtrails.
Image 95171   04-03-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
279
 
 Skaalar: Gee, I-I don't know Rick.. This doesn't seem like a good idea. Shut up Morty.
 sumodrsn: That's how you get shaken donkey syndrome.
 Korrok: I had to.
 Korrok: ...and let me see what you got...
 willowsprite: ...watch yourself!
 Sadbot: Seal the business deal th' Walter White burro
 robobigfoot: so many deaths from shaken foal syndrome.
 Jotun: Rad for Mickeys beer.
 eyg: Shake TH HAT Ass.
 ch: Grasp thhat mule / this is not a mule you can grasp in friendship
 killerjunglist: Handshake th-acorn mule... I'm bad at these.
 StuporFly: @mwoody : but yes, by all means, fist that ass.
 StuporFly: It's telling dumb hipsters how to deal with their hats in high winds: "Clasp th' fedora, dumbass."
 FistyAnn: @mwoody Emphatically, yes.
 Scoo: Shake that donkey?
 mwoody: Fist that ass?
 Niels Bohr: The bee sting
Image 95170   04-03-16   Uploaded by    magicmormon
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