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257886  apoxia: What a crazy life this persons lives.

257890  apoxia: The front is very realisitic

257906  electrode: Soft bunny, warm bunny, floppy ears on top... happy bunny, sleepy bunny, hop, hop, hop...

257898  copunter: Other spaceship sounds cooler. And more tolerant of jazz. Can probably palm a basketball too

257897  Sandor: BPLAE?

257897  Scoo: No, you are!

257880  Not A Bot: I like creamy noodles but I don't think I could face that.

257890  copunter: hello, my fellow bucks! follow me to ample saltlick and occasional gunfire

257855  copunter: (opens several ketchup packets)

257880  Spazstatic: Womp womp

257893  Dr Awkward: @Yam Welcome to the Friendly Spaceship!

257869  copunter: twenty exty six!

257895  Dr Awkward: @Knice I think you mint well, but I don't think that's a Palm leaf

257756  DrNinjaman: *PUNCH* [World ends]

257871  copunter: The only jobs we could find in those times were ocean filling, bridgery, and lightninging. And when the work was done, there was nothing left of Mother Nature, her desecrated corpse a wasteland for us to wander in gray despair

257765  DrNinjaman: It's a trap!

257768  DrNinjaman: Marcellus Wallace is going to kill both of them

257772  DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257884  Urn BooUrn: What a beautiful baby!

257784  DrNinjaman: I'm not not drunk avoiding potholes!

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257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257650 Spazstatic: UnexpectedBossFight.jpg

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!



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Score:
555
 
 tib gubb: sick
 sumodrsn: It was better than the original proof he had planned.
 WaffleIron: @E. HONDA 19 times out of 20
 eyg: Proof: I'm never lonely Friday night.
 Poop van Pants: Everyone involved should be happy it says mouth instead of anus
 E. HONDA: confidence level 4.5 fingers
 Kohapi: Yo, Bro. Sometimes you just gotta force dat purge.
 StuporFly: There are other ways you could have proven this. Other ways.
 hajjpodge: STUDENTS.
 WaffleIron: Q.E.D.
Image 95179   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
698
 
 Skaalar: Feathered Sky-Rats. Now, even creepier.
 VoR: I like this.
 Sadbot: Forward facing eyes are for predators, bird. Use your superior numbers to kill a larger animal and then we'll talk
 chhumphrey: The look I give some of the images on the friendly spaceship.
 StuporFly: An even more compelling reason to exterminate them.
 FatTigerWoods: I needed to know this
Image 95178   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Warezlock
Score:
265
 
 werterland: Hulk just wanted to be a pretty, pretty princess.
 Gazden: Figures that Hulk should have a green masturbation hut.
 CrustyDusty: HULK'S MESH
 willowsprite: In a puff of green smoke, Hulk disappeared!
 Kohapi: HULK CUUUUMMMMM!!!
 Knice: I like his "Oh, dear! You've caught me in my dainties!" expression.
 Brain: I am reminded of an old boxing arcade game...
 bug: Don't make me clean... You wouldn't like me when I'm clean.
 NuclearWinter: hulk ballet, green danube
 Scoo: HULK SCRRRUB!
Image 95177   04-03-16   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
99
 
 fakeplastic: Will have to have a crash to become funny.
 bigjim: @Mr. Whiskers Huh?
 Janston: I'm not familiar with the Karr MMA federation.
 Penultimate Grunongo: Shouldn't that be a Fisker?
 Kohapi: I'm more worried that the soul of the driver just shot out the side window.
 Frank herbert: @Mr. Whiskers so true. but they did make the sky redline
 StuporFly: Watch out for my dogma!
 Mr. Whiskers: Karma's a bitch - wait, even worse, it's a Saturn
 Scoo: You come and go, you come and go
Image 95176   04-03-16   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
305
 
 Micro Jackson: A virtual thin person
 tib gubb: anime date
 John Singapore: No risks.
 Janston: All I see is a free drink he won't notice for minutes after I walk off with it.
 rinaldi1337: drinking coffee with his anime girlfriend
 XLY: Gunna steal that extra drink while your'e preoccupied doofus
 XLY: Gunna steal that extra drink while your'e preoccupied doofus
 ron mexico: wall-e is a documentary
 E. HONDA: i like to think he's drinking a virtual iced coffee or whatever as well
 ch: Diane I'm accessing the cyber-files. Seems Johnson left a trail a mile long. I'll make a visit to his office after I finish my two slurries.
 Frank herbert: guy in background is jealous
 LKoroton: I think the same as the guy on the left
 Entertainmentalist: He is probably eating tacos with Danny Trejo.
 Ghabo: I wish I had the self confidence to treat myself to a nice dinner out, enjoy some VR, and just not give a damn about what strangers thought. This guy rules.
 Scoo: Where's that right hand, buddy!?
Image 95175   04-03-16   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
487
 
 werterland: @fanny Mushrooms only respect the well-dressed hunters.
 killme: It's hip all right
 Borkf: @bug Thank you, I was trying to figure out what was going on there. Though, where's the mouth piece?
 DrinkMixMan: That is quite the hip pocket guide
 Warezlock: This dude taught me about psilocybin.
 fanny: @Knice never apologize for a good pun. or even a bad one :)
 Kohapi: looks like his guts are pouring out of his suit.
 winwolf: @Scoo obviously you've never done mushrooms like those.
 Knice: @fanny The tux is for spore-mal occasions. Sorry.
 bug: Slide-less trombone for scale.
 Niels Bohr: seems like a real fungi, probably has pretty loose morels though.
 fanny: @Darkasnoon awesome answer. but why the tux?
 Darkasnoon: @Scoo that's how you lure them out.
 Scoo: Wtf does a trumpet have to do with mushroom hunting?
 Darkasnoon: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY GOLDEN MUSHROOMS AND HORN!
Image 95174   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
163
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Halp meh, Roondah
 SomeCanadian: This is confusing and therefore bad.
 frenk: Friendly as usual...
 Kohapi: Oh no! Buckwheat's trapped in the Internet!
 Darkasnoon: What if marxist is actually calling out for halp?
 Knice: Nothing against you, @marxist, but I think @a robot should have posted this.
Image 95173   04-03-16   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
234
 
 vincenzo: @Ghabo i have, they are good, but gunshow was my guilty pleasure
 DrinkMixMan: Man, Bob's Burgers got weird quik
 Ghabo: @vincenzo: Have you read any of his new comics? "Back" is rad beyond belief.
 vincenzo: @vincenzo i should have said i liked kc green back before he stopped gun show. fuck the edit button
 vincenzo: @vincenzo and by that im implying hes no longer cool cause he stopped gunshow
 vincenzo: @Ghabo i liked gunshow back when kc green was cool
 Frank herbert: i had no idea what it was. a stick? a beef log? poop in foil?
 hajjpodge: @WaffleIron I read "Islam Jim"...
 Ghabo: This is from Gunshow (by yr friend KC Green)
 bobby: Good life hack
 Scoo: That's a quick digestive tract
 WaffleIron: I read " Islim Jim " and had a good few panels of confusion, I tell you whut.
Image 95172   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
838
 
 Mr. Shine: "TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!"
 sumodrsn: Thanks Obama.
 Knice: @Korrok Point taken. I believe in the later models they found that hornets were more agreeable creatures to work with.
 Korrok: @Knice Point of order, those are the wings, nose, and tail of an F-18 Super Hornet. I know it doesn't really matter BUT GODDAMMIT IT MATTERS TO ME!
 rinaldi1337: kenny loggin's cat
 hajjpodge: You are a toy! You CAN"T FLY!
 hnnngh: Meownic boom!
 dobbiesdoogs: @WaffleIron they decided to switch to toxoplasma gondii
 Knice: Prototype F-14 Tomcat. The funding demo was a hard sell, but we got there.
 Scoo: @WaffleIron Chemtrails are really cat farts!
 WaffleIron: Where are the chemtrails? We all know the Illumicati are brainwashing us with chemtrails.
Image 95171   04-03-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
279
 
 Skaalar: Gee, I-I don't know Rick.. This doesn't seem like a good idea. Shut up Morty.
 sumodrsn: That's how you get shaken donkey syndrome.
 Korrok: I had to.
 Korrok: ...and let me see what you got...
 willowsprite: ...watch yourself!
 Sadbot: Seal the business deal th' Walter White burro
 robobigfoot: so many deaths from shaken foal syndrome.
 Jotun: Rad for Mickeys beer.
 eyg: Shake TH HAT Ass.
 ch: Grasp thhat mule / this is not a mule you can grasp in friendship
 StuporFly: @mwoody : but yes, by all means, fist that ass.
 StuporFly: It's telling dumb hipsters how to deal with their hats in high winds: "Clasp th' fedora, dumbass."
 FistyAnn: @mwoody Emphatically, yes.
 Scoo: Shake that donkey?
 mwoody: Fist that ass?
 Niels Bohr: The bee sting
Image 95170   04-03-16   Uploaded by    magicmormon
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