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216491  Felicity: @Nope I hear that! Surprisingly, Ive had better experiences with LibreOffice (FKA OpenOffice) than MS Word. Images even stay where I put them instead of violently shuffling around

216564  WTF: Use Mr. Sparkle

216494  Felicity: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal

216495  Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216504  Peter Pantsless: @Felicity @RiderFan We're allowed to kill them now. Guess I don't have to worry about Thanksgiving anymore

216578  Brain: Oh. My. God. How is that baby floating in mid air?!

216499  Felicity: Plot twist: the purple aliens are our future descendants, coming back to visit the ruins of Earth

216501  Felicity: @Skaalar Thats OK, because were still the most important thing in the universe :-)

216504  Felicity: @Peter Pantsless They taste like a loud, constantly-crapping chicken. [Source: John Keister]

216563  charlemagne: I'd send that one back to the kinder egg people and get your pound back

216568  DarkTeddy: Im 22 and im the right

216511  Felicity: Ghostbusters?

216513  Felicity: Did the cat take the photo of himself?

216575  melted plastic: The black cat has claimed you as its family. Not accepting him might be dangerous to your health.. I too have been claimed by a black cat.. Watch your back.

216516  Felicity: I love it when cats give you the sarcastic cat look

216517  Felicity: @winwolf Did you see that article about the cat who wanted a cheeseburger? Good reporting

216573  shark: I was born and raised in the Soviet Union and I remember that day. No matter what the propaganda says, our television programs were halted with the news and it was depicted as a terrible tragedy. Radio was covering this as well. No celebration, no "ha, stupid Americans", none of that. Simply a call to a moment of silence for the loss of fellow human beings. We even had a special assembly the next

216565  Yam: Id really like this image without the caption. Dont get me wrong, I like the caption too

216564  RiderFan: This is why I give a look of disgust to people who complain about having to wash the dishes when they use a dishwasher.

216537  Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

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216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216326 aoaoaoao: @dangerkeith3000 damn

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

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Score:
849
 
 Albatross: Also nearly defeated the vicious chicken of Bristol
 Slowpoke: Damn. Who will cut my lawn now?
 willowsprite: Why did the chicken cross the road?
 5 Headed Snake God: @Ghabo Goddamn you.
 Frank herbert: link wants to eat too dammit
 Ghabo: @Theta Zero: Excuse me, that's clearly a CUCCO on Zelda's back.
 Theta Zero: Needs about 200 more chickens to be true to the source material.
Image 95154   04-03-16   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
559
 
 Frank herbert: never applies to management
 Jalamunch Totorito: The KIDS, drink ALCOHOL, drink some MO
 Darkasnoon: Think "Think Safety First!" First!
 Knice: Or second, whatevs.
 Teechur: Think "Git 'er dun" second.
 Warezlock: I'm on the safety committee at work and I'm pretty sure this ain't kosher.
 grizzly: Yep.
 Nope: Websters dictionary defines irony as......
 Matt Face: Fuck safety I want superpowers, or a cool limp.
Image 95153   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
408
 
 Frank herbert: probably keeps it that way. its "gansta"
 TrollAscetic: Dave's not hair!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Classic David Davis!
 Skinr: Davis Davis Davis has aged rather gracefully
 Nope: I am the night!
 ThatGuy: Halfro
Image 95152   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
192
 
 bigfarter: Knowing how hawks-packers games usually go, this probably went for a 90 yard td.
 TFChicken: @Shay it's almost Donald Trumpian
 Knice: @Warezlock Woop-Woop!! There's a decent chance I've parked on your lawn. :-)
 Warezlock: GO PACK GO! Sorry sportsball haters, but I was born & raised in the shadow of Lambeau so I'm legally obliged to do that :)
 Skinr: I didn't know Al Gore played football
 Shay: God damn that's a freakishly small hand.
 iwash: Lucky clam
 professional: you had one job
 A duck: @Matt Face: OH GOD! HERE, TAKE IT!
 Matt Face: Please don't kill me Mr. Huge Guy.
 Scoo: Ermahgerd, fertball
Image 95151   04-03-16   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
241
 
 SomeCanadian: On the internet, no one can tell you're a dromaeosaurid therapod dinosaur.
 ThatGuy: @Scoo ugh... Dave do we have Liter Cola?
 XLY: clever girl
 DrinkMixMan: A professional in a velociraptor costume is still a professional.
 Shay: So what are you doing tonight? My shift ends at 6.
 Scoo: Can I get a liter of cola?
 ThatGuy: @killerjunglist yeah can I get a whopper?
 killerjunglist: Welcome to Raptorburger home of the Raptorburger can I take ya order?
Image 95150   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
239
 
 SomeCanadian: Sexism in action.
 Sadbot: @Mominous Yeah, does she need another douche?
 LKoroton: gross
 Mominous: The aisle they're in just makes this even worse
 p-niiice: when harry clam met sally clam
 Knice: I am the clit commander.
 Ghabo: They just really like seafood, I don't see the big deal.
 Extreme Locorito: stupid
 Urn BooUrn: ughhhhhh.....
 Scoo: People of Walmart
Image 95149   04-03-16   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
416
 
 LKoroton: anonymized pregnant child
 Urn BooUrn: Sooo Happpyyy.
Image 95148   04-03-16   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
147
 
 Xeno: Less funny for the fact that the camera angle intentionally obscures the fact that there's a sign on that post to make it hard to simply lift the bike off
Image 95147   04-03-16   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
429
 
 willowsprite: @Ghabo don't worry, I don't know who either of them are.
 Darkasnoon: Bald with buck chompers, total lookalikes!
 Coolguy: @Ghabo nah, you are good. One is far more entertaining then the other
 Coolguy: Mole rat has cleaner chompers
 Ghabo: Is it bad that I instantly recognize "the naked mole rat from Kimpossible" but I have no idea who Pitbull is?
Image 95146   04-03-16   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
512
 
 Micro Jackson: I've just been made redundant by automation
 White Rice: @Darkasnoon oh, no question there, once I found gunshow I followed it till the end (I even remember the comic that got removed from years back [it was pretty off color, both in subject matter and how light it made of the subject matter] and was replaced with the "big hi-five" one). I was just mentioning it because many went up without giving credit where it's due (since no watermark or anything on the image)
 courtney: I've actually never seen the original of this. Usually you just see versions with some super eddgy non-joke edited in.
 Darkasnoon: @White Rice Gunshow was the shit though, so it's all cool.
 alex: Legs arent doing you any favors. wint...
 Warezlock: I will do science to it!
 White Rice: People posing all of the old gunshow comics (K.C. Green, yo)
 Frank herbert: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 Theta Zero: I've made a comment bot that only spams the letter A!
 Scoo: Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?
Image 95145   04-03-16   Uploaded by    rory
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