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253212  twenty4: going to need my glasses for this

253220  Shay: I knew this place was haunted by doggos!

253216  Dresdenkeogh: @twenty4 oh.. Wrong crap-truck

253230  manlyman: Kong makes one specifically for dogs. Probably should get one instead of using one designed for human babies that don't have chompers. Pitbull puppies have extremely sharp chompers and I don't see that lasting longer then the sweet photo opportunity.

253219  E. HONDA: "sex interner"

253195  addend: And you installed cameras to watch /that/?

253221  Side Boob: Proof that not every car looks better with Lambo doors.

253212  Side Boob: RAD for old doggo

253222  Not A Bot: when you stare intotif you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you

250965  Jesse P: @Side Boob I've lived in both states. You have a point, but I'm not changing my bet.

253113  saluted: @Not A Bot man alive!

253193  Jesse P: Before and After

253219  WannaBee: The movie is in the works.

253196  Jesse P: Mufasa and Simba

253201  Jesse P: And will I remember the answer later?

253213  Jesse P: Beware of the Dog

253156  AlexDeLarge: @DrinkMixMan go homer, go homer, pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!

253186  WannaBee: 11. Show and Tell

253188  Fiveninety: not any of the things you tried so far.. and i'm gonna take a wild guess and say you probably didn't try a breaker bar with a roughly 6ft pipe over the end of it, which, if it's really super fucking seized, should twist and snap the wheel stud off.. in which case, you would need a lug nut and a wheel stud (maybe a hub), which is oh so much cheaper than the alloy wheel you just destroyed

253205  Ironass: "Who dare disturbs my nap?" read in a James Earl Jones voice.

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253186 WannaBee: 11. Show and Tell

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

252973 Prostata: the trump plan to combat sea level rise

252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253188 Fiveninety: not any of the things you tried so far.. and i'm gonna take a wild guess and say you probably didn't try a breaker bar with a roughly 6ft pipe over the end of it, which, if it's really super fucking seized, should twist and snap the wheel stud off.. in which case, you would need a lug nut and a wheel stud (maybe a hub), which is oh so much cheaper than the alloy wheel you just destroyed

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.



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Score:
849
 
 Albatross: Also nearly defeated the vicious chicken of Bristol
 Slowpoke: Damn. Who will cut my lawn now?
 willowsprite: Why did the chicken cross the road?
 5 Headed Snake God: @Ghabo Goddamn you.
 Frank herbert: link wants to eat too dammit
 Ghabo: @Theta Zero: Excuse me, that's clearly a CUCCO on Zelda's back.
 Theta Zero: Needs about 200 more chickens to be true to the source material.
Image 95154   04-03-16   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
559
 
 Frank herbert: never applies to management
 Jalamunch Totorito: The KIDS, drink ALCOHOL, drink some MO
 Darkasnoon: Think "Think Safety First!" First!
 Knice: Or second, whatevs.
 Teechur: Think "Git 'er dun" second.
 Warezlock: I'm on the safety committee at work and I'm pretty sure this ain't kosher.
 grizzly: Yep.
 Nope: Websters dictionary defines irony as......
 Matt Face: Fuck safety I want superpowers, or a cool limp.
Image 95153   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
408
 
 Frank herbert: probably keeps it that way. its "gansta"
 TrollAscetic: Dave's not hair!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Classic David Davis!
 Skinr: Davis Davis Davis has aged rather gracefully
 Nope: I am the night!
 ThatGuy: Halfro
Image 95152   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
192
 
 bigfarter: Knowing how hawks-packers games usually go, this probably went for a 90 yard td.
 TFChicken: @Shay it's almost Donald Trumpian
 Knice: @Warezlock Woop-Woop!! There's a decent chance I've parked on your lawn. :-)
 Warezlock: GO PACK GO! Sorry sportsball haters, but I was born & raised in the shadow of Lambeau so I'm legally obliged to do that :)
 Skinr: I didn't know Al Gore played football
 Shay: God damn that's a freakishly small hand.
 iwash: Lucky clam
 professional: you had one job
 A duck: @Matt Face: OH GOD! HERE, TAKE IT!
 Matt Face: Please don't kill me Mr. Huge Guy.
 Scoo: Ermahgerd, fertball
Image 95151   04-03-16   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
241
 
 SomeCanadian: On the internet, no one can tell you're a dromaeosaurid therapod dinosaur.
 ThatGuy: @Scoo ugh... Dave do we have Liter Cola?
 XLY: clever girl
 DrinkMixMan: A professional in a velociraptor costume is still a professional.
 Shay: So what are you doing tonight? My shift ends at 6.
 Scoo: Can I get a liter of cola?
 ThatGuy: @killerjunglist yeah can I get a whopper?
 killerjunglist: Welcome to Raptorburger home of the Raptorburger can I take ya order?
Image 95150   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
239
 
 SomeCanadian: Sexism in action.
 Sadbot: @Mominous Yeah, does she need another douche?
 LKoroton: gross
 Mominous: The aisle they're in just makes this even worse
 p-niiice: when harry clam met sally clam
 Knice: I am the clit commander.
 Ghabo: They just really like seafood, I don't see the big deal.
 Extreme Locorito: stupid
 Urn BooUrn: ughhhhhh.....
 Scoo: People of Walmart
Image 95149   04-03-16   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
416
 
 LKoroton: anonymized pregnant child
 Urn BooUrn: Sooo Happpyyy.
Image 95148   04-03-16   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
147
 
 Xeno: Less funny for the fact that the camera angle intentionally obscures the fact that there's a sign on that post to make it hard to simply lift the bike off
Image 95147   04-03-16   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
429
 
 willowsprite: @Ghabo don't worry, I don't know who either of them are.
 Darkasnoon: Bald with buck chompers, total lookalikes!
 Coolguy: @Ghabo nah, you are good. One is far more entertaining then the other
 Coolguy: Mole rat has cleaner chompers
 Ghabo: Is it bad that I instantly recognize "the naked mole rat from Kimpossible" but I have no idea who Pitbull is?
Image 95146   04-03-16   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
512
 
 Micro Jackson: I've just been made redundant by automation
 White Rice: @Darkasnoon oh, no question there, once I found gunshow I followed it till the end (I even remember the comic that got removed from years back [it was pretty off color, both in subject matter and how light it made of the subject matter] and was replaced with the "big hi-five" one). I was just mentioning it because many went up without giving credit where it's due (since no watermark or anything on the image)
 courtney: I've actually never seen the original of this. Usually you just see versions with some super eddgy non-joke edited in.
 Darkasnoon: @White Rice Gunshow was the shit though, so it's all cool.
 alex: Legs arent doing you any favors. wint...
 Warezlock: I will do science to it!
 White Rice: People posing all of the old gunshow comics (K.C. Green, yo)
 Frank herbert: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 Theta Zero: I've made a comment bot that only spams the letter A!
 Scoo: Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?
Image 95145   04-03-16   Uploaded by    rory
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