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257639  Mr. Shine: That's a happy little goblin!

257629  Mr. Shine: Pass!

257662  Mr. Shine: *earth shattering quack*

257636  Not A Bot: In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!

257661  Amy Housewine: Dem eyebrows.

257650  Amy Housewine: pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp

257662  Amy Housewine: Harbour patrol duck will not stand for smugglers.

257656  VoR: Shame about that wide load truck

257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

257651  Side Boob: I'm learning!

257656  Side Boob: @Butcherboy I have the song stuck in my head now :P

257510  FireBreathingMarmot: Livin a lie.

257536  FireBreathingMarmot: Cindy Sherman got a new app

257654  Shay: She moonlights as a thrash metal guitarist at night.

257642  2Berries: @petepuma i saw smile with little boobs, but to each their own

257613  FireBreathingMarmot: Meddling kids.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Knice
5. Shay
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7. dangerkeith3000
8. Amy Housewine
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.



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Fantasy uploaded 257364 (972 points)
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pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)
Watch Out uploaded 257579 (766 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Laree: 6343 points
 3. Shay: 3348 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 3060 points
 5. Amy Housewine: 2914 points
 6. Mr. Shine: 2550 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2302 points
10. CompletelyJoking: 1961 points
11. Side Boob: 1910 points
12. Sharkface: 1796 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1705 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
239
 
 SomeCanadian: Sexism in action.
 Sadbot: @Mominous Yeah, does she need another douche?
 LKoroton: gross
 Mominous: The aisle they're in just makes this even worse
 p-niiice: when harry clam met sally clam
 Knice: I am the clit commander.
 Ghabo: They just really like seafood, I don't see the big deal.
 Extreme Locorito: stupid
 Urn BooUrn: ughhhhhh.....
 Scoo: People of Walmart
Image 95149   04-03-16   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
416
 
 LKoroton: anonymized pregnant child
 Urn BooUrn: Sooo Happpyyy.
Image 95148   04-03-16   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
147
 
 Xeno: Less funny for the fact that the camera angle intentionally obscures the fact that there's a sign on that post to make it hard to simply lift the bike off
Image 95147   04-03-16   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
429
 
 willowsprite: @Ghabo don't worry, I don't know who either of them are.
 Darkasnoon: Bald with buck chompers, total lookalikes!
 Coolguy: @Ghabo nah, you are good. One is far more entertaining then the other
 Coolguy: Mole rat has cleaner chompers
 Ghabo: Is it bad that I instantly recognize "the naked mole rat from Kimpossible" but I have no idea who Pitbull is?
Image 95146   04-03-16   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
512
 
 Micro Jackson: I've just been made redundant by automation
 White Rice: @Darkasnoon oh, no question there, once I found gunshow I followed it till the end (I even remember the comic that got removed from years back [it was pretty off color, both in subject matter and how light it made of the subject matter] and was replaced with the "big hi-five" one). I was just mentioning it because many went up without giving credit where it's due (since no watermark or anything on the image)
 courtney: I've actually never seen the original of this. Usually you just see versions with some super eddgy non-joke edited in.
 Darkasnoon: @White Rice Gunshow was the shit though, so it's all cool.
 alex: Legs arent doing you any favors. wint...
 Warezlock: I will do science to it!
 White Rice: People posing all of the old gunshow comics (K.C. Green, yo)
 Frank herbert: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 Theta Zero: I've made a comment bot that only spams the letter A!
 Scoo: Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?
Image 95145   04-03-16   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
377
 
 balloon: Ohio vs the Moon Death match ! winner take all
 bizijosh: The other day, after having Skyline conies for lunch, I was going back to work restoring the Wright brother's home (I'm a carpenter) while listening to the Pere Ubu. I had the realization that I was in the midst of doing the most Ohioan thing I had ever done.
 shitshow: Astronaut don't think it is, but it do.
 TFChicken: @Frank herbert Sheep eh?
 IM AN ASSHOLE: You're trash hajjpodge, come to Ohio and fight me.
 Borb Prembus: Probably because of our assortment of sweet ass airforce bases.
 WaffleIron: @silly image caption: At night you can see the stars, and it inspires their dreams.
 hajjpodge: Ohio is trash. It's only redeeming qualities are the Wright brothers and those 24 astronauts.
 Teechur: I can't believe nobody has mentioned current political candidates.
 ThatGuy: What it is, what it is indeed.
 Frank herbert: @Shay i love ohio. cheap. good jobs. sheep. affordable. 2 of the top 5 amusment parks. one of the best zoos and libraries, oh, and cheap.
 Shay: There's not much to do in Ohio.
Image 95144   04-03-16   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
440
 
 sumodrsn: That a good mom!
 Korrok: So is it cold pizza or warm beer?
 Teechur: I thought Homer Simpson carried a lunch box.
 Matt Face: Someone put this on a chain I can wear around my neck when I'm out and about and I'll buy 100.
 A duck: I agree with this in principle
 Coolguy: Power lunch
Image 95143   04-03-16   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
305
 
 mwoody: He is the kitty you need, but not the one you deserve right now.
 XLY: Ever get that feeling you forgot to feed your cat
 Bubu: Right now
 A duck: I'm not a cat person, but that's one cute kitty. Wanna pet dat catte
 bug: *Clicks Done*
 Coolguy: Nope, don't have a cat...
Image 95142   04-03-16   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
190
 
 Skaalar: @mrdiron I rewatch end it with my niece and nephew recently... Wow. There is a ton of stuff that flew over my head as a child. "Bend over boys! It's time for an overhaul!!"
 San DoDo: Somebody stop him
 killerjunglist: Netflix suggestions have been garbage ever since they started making their own shows.
 Coolguy: You can just reset the Netflix suggestions
 mrdiron: When I was 12 I thought the mask was the coolest. Little has changed.
Image 95141   04-03-16   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
339
 
 willowsprite: So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Image 95140   04-03-16   Uploaded by    madmax1
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