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210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

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210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*



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 SomeCanadian: Sexism in action.
 Sadbot: @Mominous Yeah, does she need another douche?
 LKoroton: gross
 Mominous: The aisle they're in just makes this even worse
 p-niiice: when harry clam met sally clam
 Knice: I am the clit commander.
 Ghabo: They just really like seafood, I don't see the big deal.
 Extreme Locorito: stupid
 Urn BooUrn: ughhhhhh.....
 Scoo: People of Walmart
Image 95149   04-03-16   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
416
 
 LKoroton: anonymized pregnant child
 Urn BooUrn: Sooo Happpyyy.
Image 95148   04-03-16   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
147
 
 Xeno: Less funny for the fact that the camera angle intentionally obscures the fact that there's a sign on that post to make it hard to simply lift the bike off
Image 95147   04-03-16   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
429
 
 willowsprite: @Ghabo don't worry, I don't know who either of them are.
 Darkasnoon: Bald with buck chompers, total lookalikes!
 Coolguy: @Ghabo nah, you are good. One is far more entertaining then the other
 Coolguy: Mole rat has cleaner chompers
 Ghabo: Is it bad that I instantly recognize "the naked mole rat from Kimpossible" but I have no idea who Pitbull is?
Image 95146   04-03-16   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
512
 
 Micro Jackson: I've just been made redundant by automation
 White Rice: @Darkasnoon oh, no question there, once I found gunshow I followed it till the end (I even remember the comic that got removed from years back [it was pretty off color, both in subject matter and how light it made of the subject matter] and was replaced with the "big hi-five" one). I was just mentioning it because many went up without giving credit where it's due (since no watermark or anything on the image)
 courtney: I've actually never seen the original of this. Usually you just see versions with some super eddgy non-joke edited in.
 Darkasnoon: @White Rice Gunshow was the shit though, so it's all cool.
 alex: Legs arent doing you any favors. wint...
 Warezlock: I will do science to it!
 White Rice: People posing all of the old gunshow comics (K.C. Green, yo)
 Frank herbert: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 Theta Zero: I've made a comment bot that only spams the letter A!
 Scoo: Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?
Image 95145   04-03-16   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
377
 
 balloon: Ohio vs the Moon Death match ! winner take all
 bizijosh: The other day, after having Skyline conies for lunch, I was going back to work restoring the Wright brother's home (I'm a carpenter) while listening to the Pere Ubu. I had the realization that I was in the midst of doing the most Ohioan thing I had ever done.
 shitshow: Astronaut don't think it is, but it do.
 TFChicken: @Frank herbert Sheep eh?
 IM AN ASSHOLE: You're trash hajjpodge, come to Ohio and fight me.
 Borb Prembus: Probably because of our assortment of sweet ass airforce bases.
 WaffleIron: @silly image caption: At night you can see the stars, and it inspires their dreams.
 hajjpodge: Ohio is trash. It's only redeeming qualities are the Wright brothers and those 24 astronauts.
 Teechur: I can't believe nobody has mentioned current political candidates.
 ThatGuy: What it is, what it is indeed.
 Frank herbert: @Shay i love ohio. cheap. good jobs. sheep. affordable. 2 of the top 5 amusment parks. one of the best zoos and libraries, oh, and cheap.
 Shay: There's not much to do in Ohio.
Image 95144   04-03-16   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
440
 
 sumodrsn: That a good mom!
 Korrok: So is it cold pizza or warm beer?
 Teechur: I thought Homer Simpson carried a lunch box.
 Matt Face: Someone put this on a chain I can wear around my neck when I'm out and about and I'll buy 100.
 A duck: I agree with this in principle
 Coolguy: Power lunch
Image 95143   04-03-16   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
305
 
 mwoody: He is the kitty you need, but not the one you deserve right now.
 XLY: Ever get that feeling you forgot to feed your cat
 Bubu: Right now
 A duck: I'm not a cat person, but that's one cute kitty. Wanna pet dat catte
 bug: *Clicks Done*
 Coolguy: Nope, don't have a cat...
Image 95142   04-03-16   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
190
 
 Skaalar: @mrdiron I rewatch end it with my niece and nephew recently... Wow. There is a ton of stuff that flew over my head as a child. "Bend over boys! It's time for an overhaul!!"
 San DoDo: Somebody stop him
 killerjunglist: Netflix suggestions have been garbage ever since they started making their own shows.
 Coolguy: You can just reset the Netflix suggestions
 mrdiron: When I was 12 I thought the mask was the coolest. Little has changed.
Image 95141   04-03-16   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
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 willowsprite: So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Image 95140   04-03-16   Uploaded by    madmax1
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