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210118  Dr Awkward: Sorry, this Heiny is warm and flat :/

210107  Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116

210117  Dr Awkward: Graze hair? Your mom eats hair?!

210116  Knice: "Comfortable positionburger" is my go-to sex move.

210097  Dr Awkward: Libraries like this turn me on.

210122  big butt bum: This kid is going places Latvia.

210102  Dr Awkward: Let's keep the University of Colorado out of your trunk

210114  Yurishiro: This is getting out of hand.

210117  Yurishiro: Who doesn't like a good sausage pizza.

210097  Yurishiro: @Christina NERD. JK I love books too.

210112  Urn BooUrn: Dawwww, he needs a ramp to get in.

210109  Yurishiro: @chhumphrey In fact, my comment was about the sticker when it was put on. Written word stands there longer than us, who put that sticker might even be dead who knows. Almost everything marks a point in time, not a continuum.

210116  Christina: Instructions unclear: burger stuck in small round hole.

210123  Black Jesus: Shut UP, Dee!

210075  Christina: Brains...

210094  wolfpk: Culprit #210092

210071  Korrok: Kinky...

210123  Rembo Prundus: Who's that asshole that jumped on his back?

210087  Christina: I like this kind of buhnana.

210088  Christina: @Side Boob Horizontal is "across"; vertical is "down". You're welcome.

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210107 Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

210003 Mr Bleak: @KEKOEKEOEK "... but a shitload of insects got mashed to paste."

209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

209988 funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy



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Score:
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 eyg: Anime is life.
 Frank herbert: bit nipply
 Headoftheclass: This bukkake is too clean.
 bug: The white walkers are coming!
 hoobleton: Iced hair is all fun and games until it starts breaking your hair.
Image 95139   04-03-16   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
346
 
 SomeCanadian: PEEPS.
 eyg: stop peeping in my window
 Rembo Prundus: What is this from?
 werterland: Ah, the true meaning of Easter. Jesus died and was resurrected for our freedom to put Peeps in the microwave.
 magicmormon: peeps are actually so fuckin good....
 fanny: Oh lord I hate peep.
 AstoriaBum: Blessed are the peepmakers
 Aaron Spacemuseum: @Nope He cheated anyway by getting resurrected so it doesn't count.
 Frank herbert: little bo peep
 SoyUnPerdedor: Now it all makes sense, thanks!
 willowsprite: @Nope so you can be free from eternal damnation. :)
 willowsprite: The peep rises, the peep sets.
 Knice: Wake up, peeple.
 ThatGuy: @Nope jesus died for your sins, if you dont sin he died for nothing
 Nope: Peep this, what if I told you someone died for OUR sins? So that we could all be free.. to.. sin again? fuck what?
Image 95138   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
296
 
 SomeCanadian: Yo dawg.
 Bubu: @Dr. Obvious Don't get too excited - they will kick you out of your fancy coffin if you choose to be cremated and put you in a wooden box, right after you leave the eysight of your mourning family. They don't burn what they can resell to another lucky deceased.
 LKoroton: I want to see the hearse
 Beef Supreme: When I die, I want my piano crate painted like this.
 well duh: *".
 well duh: "Why yes, Mr. Fieri, we do offer this finish in the 'wide-body' version.
 MassDefect: The flames help you get to Hell faster.
 CrustyDusty: @wooden boy: I don't know, but I know where it's going...
 Colbo Mundus: Rad thing to get cremated in.
 wooden boy: where did this come from
Image 95137   04-03-16   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
564
 
 hnnngh: She looks like she's giving herself a major titty twister.
 FistyAnn: It's funny because it's Doris Day.
 Darkasnoon: I mean, have you tried dog meat though, and before you complain, there's millions of people who think eating cow is horrible and we still eat burgers.
 XLY: i agree with this in practice
 Beef Supreme: that's truly sociopathic. If saving one stranger's life meant that all the dogs in the world had to be killed, I'd do it without thinking twice. That's because I'm a humanitarian.
 Frank herbert: and touch my nipples
 willowsprite: Why doesn't the "greater than" symbol not work here?
 willowsprite: Who cares about the justice system. #animallifehumanlife
 Austin: Dog the bounty hunter
Image 95136   04-03-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
472
 
 Fancy Clown: Johnny Fivethousandaces
 5 Headed Snake God: Friendly Spaceship works the same way.
 Samuro: Sam, Please, he had a family.
 TrollAscetic: 'tis a trap!
 hajjpodge: You have activated my trap card!
 iwash: Thinking bout those 4 balls
 Urn BooUrn: @Headoftheclass It's Johnny Fiveaces, you philistine
 A duck: @HermwoodLitmajor: I see Jonny Fiveaces got some upgrades.
 Coolguy: dood is ganking yo brew hawmie
 Headoftheclass: Steampunk Tony Stark lookin' rad.
 HermwoodLitmajor: The first Zybourne Clock fan art I've seen on Friendly Spaceship. A grand day
 jochenau: iPhone, Gambit edition
Image 95135   04-03-16   Uploaded by    tankadillo
Image 95134 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Drunk Orc. Your image was bad, Drunk Orc.
Score:
457
 
 hnnngh: HALP!
 willowsprite: To the pain!
Image 95133   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Merlins beard
Score:
260
 
 eevee: ...damn maybe it's time to admit i do have a problem
 vincenzo: @CrustyDusty if you had uploaded this, im sorry crusty
 Warezlock: The tension is palpable up in there.
 logan: shit yes
 Headoftheclass: "You're all probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today..."
 flo: Damn, porn got weird
 CrustyDusty: This seems strangely familiar. inb4 "stop peeping in my window"
Image 95132   04-03-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
Score:
322
 
 StuporFly: @Trung Drumongus : Somebody's gotta drive the puppet.
 camellia: If that's his wife, where's her other hand?
 Headoftheclass: if that's his wife, I can't see why he'd leave the house!
 Frank herbert: if thats his wife i see why hes smiling
 Ghabo: Feels incomplete without the tiny fez.
 Teechur: I've got some ideas for this year's Christmas cards.
Image 95131   04-03-16   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
360
 
 Air Biscuit: @hearsegirl tread-fu is a martial art developed specifically to combat snake attacks.
 Fancy Clown: An actual Crane Kick
 StuporFly: Looks like somebody done tread on something.
 hearsegirl: everybirdy was kung fu fighting!
 CrustyDusty: ...and you thought *Mexico* had a badass coat-of-arms?!
 Teechur: Alternate Translation: "I learned THIS move from Bawker, Texas Free-Ranger."
 XLY: The parents of a cockatrice
 Shay: Translation: "Look at this fucking snake, LOOK AT IT."
Image 95130   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Merlins beard
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