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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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Score:
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 bigfarter: Probably the best thing to happen to him tbh
 Air Biscuit: Lester character customization easter egg?
 tib gubb: your mom makes you keep the door open... i'm sorry.
 CrustyDusty: It's made of jello and orange carpet fuzz.
 Mitchell: @Ghabo Holy crap, his face is sliding off his skull!
 Wolfechu: Loss edits are getting way too abstract for me.
 mexican: The fuck is wrong with this dude's face?
 willowsprite: I don't know what's going on here...
 ron mexico: dentist motherfucker, do you speak it?
 Coolguy: You know, I'll play video games and stuff... But I'm not going to broadcast it on the Internet...
 Ghabo: Why does his face slowly migrate from the bottom of his head to the top?
 TFChicken: Another typical Saturday night
Image 94936   04-02-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
518
 
 Knice: Return flight: #95504
 TrollAscetic: you all know what......
 tib gubb: sneakup porn waiting to happen. yeesh.
 Scoo: "Hey!!" -- BONK
 A duck: Carl decided he'd had enough of his sister's shit. Picked up her legs and pushed them in, held the lid down, and set it to Deep Clean
 A duck: Dem legs...
 Frank herbert: If I stand behind her and ask if she needs help, is that against the law?
 killerjunglist: "Can't go out... washing my hair."
 Red: @Knice we are very good at climbing
 winwolf: This porn...
 Knice: No shade, but short people are fun to watch sometimes.
 TFChicken: The risks you take for love
Image 94935   04-02-16   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Image 94934 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Retromancer. Boo, Retromancer.
Score:
445
 
 gumble: How many chromosomes is a dog meant to have again?
 Bile: Perpy derg!
 Knice: It's a Cockerel-a-Spanish girl!
 dobbiesdoogs: nice cock(er spaniel)
Image 94933   04-02-16   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
573
 
 killerjunglist: Then Mr. Freeze steps on his foot.
 Sprinkles: @killerjunglist calendar
 killerjunglist: Next Solomon Grundy comes by and steals his math book
 ModelTRex: Some men just like to watch the world burn.
 Bubu: THIS is what was happening to me all the time. Noone believed me back then:'(
 tib gubb: the joker on his day off
 hnnngh: Joker is really downsizing his operation these days.
 Frank herbert: @Greek Fire I loved origins for the look into the mind of the joker. The rest of the game was pretty forgettable, but I loved that part. Batman completes me.
 Greek Fire: Arkham Origins wasn't very good in retrospect.
 TFChicken: Oh god! Just like the Gypsy wan said!
 Mexico: Don't you have better things to steal, Joker?
 duckfarts: that boy's name? Albert Einstein.
 WaffleIron: This is what we later called a nachos crime
 HermwoodLitmajor: Wait'll they get a load of me
 dobbiesdoogs: when the joker is really bored
 crudites: Holy Homework Heist, Batman! The Crime Computer just went apples!
Image 94932   04-02-16   Uploaded by    tankadillo
Score:
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 Ment Thorp: @square44 ummmmmm
 Bungle: Rubber duckie, you're the one. You make bath time tons of fun, oh rubber duckie you're the only one for- AHHHH!!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Rubber duckie, I love you, shukoo shukoo
 AdamBomb286: Gracias, seor pato esqueleto
 willowsprite: Shut up and take my money.
 square44: That sound when you squeeze it is actually the high-pitched whine of tiny bones shattering.
 duckfarts: I had one of these when I was little
Image 94931   04-02-16   Uploaded by    StuporFly
Score:
446
 
 tib gubb: angry pugger.
 winwolf: I shit in your fridge!
 TFChicken: Pugs n pelligeinos, the title to my next magazine
 duckfarts: CLOSE THE DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR
 TrollAscetic: Pug Life!
 dobbiesdoogs: this pug is badger
Image 94930   04-02-16   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
524
 
 Mexico: @Jaunty Shrimp @Warrax @KyleisBobDole @WaffleIron @fanny Thank you everyone for your input. Seems like he's worth a shot if I can get through the postmodernism.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mexico Reading DFW is too subjective an experience to either promote or discourage. I've loved some of his stuff to my soul's core and yet been annoyed by some of his other stuff. Give him a try for yourself.
 Warrax: @Mexico I don't regret reading Infinite Jest but it's hard to recommend. I do highly recommend trying his collections of shorter works. If you like those, you might be able to power your way through IJ.
 KyleisBobDole: @Mexico I'll play the Devil's Advocate here. I read Infinite Jest once and got about 2/3rds of the way through then read it completely a few years ago. It's an interesting story, with some things to think about. Tried reading some of his other stuff. The Pale King is the most boring story about boredom that I've ever read. I don't know if that's the point, but it's something.
 WaffleIron: @Mexico : I read the last page and a sampling of others because my sister had it. It was disappointing and the writing was scattered. 0/10 would not commit to read.
 killerjunglist: And that little boy was anime Hitler.
 fanny: @Mexico no. I got about 300 pages in and gave up on Infinite Jest. I did like "A supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again," though, if you like nonfiction.
 Knice: @Mexico If you are, I am too.
 Mexico: Serious question, my fellow AG-ers. Am I missing anything by not reading David Foster Wallace?
 Warrax: Infinite Jest was already a sports anime, you didn't change anything.
 WaffleIron: Art school was a mistake. it's noting but rubbish"
 Niels Bohr: Pregnology you I will Bridgman body illegal burger
Image 94929   04-02-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
518
 
 tib gubb: tread lightly, pupper.
 TFChicken: I know buddy, that backyard is terrible
 Urn BooUrn: Cheer up little buddy.
Image 94928   04-02-16   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
466
 
 Jeannie C: Monday.
 gumble: I feel the same way in the mornings.
 Chest Rockwell: Dr. Theopolis hasn't aged well.
 Penultimate Grunongo: Time makes fools of us all.
 tib gubb: this is what the swiss actually believe.
 Frank herbert: Click like if you remember this one simple....
 Scoo: Cheer up little buddy
 chhumphrey: I feel ya sad clock, I don't want to get up that soon either.
 Mr. Shine: "Whoa, dude, like . . . what time is it?"
 Jack Daniels: Frocks?. PSA: Illiterate people are actually trains in
Image 94927   04-02-16   Uploaded by    dingding
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