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269069  FabricMan: I choose Tuscon

269079  a robot: Rad for tanuki

269071  FabricMan: "Christzilla is attacking!" [mouth keeps moving]

269083  Air Biscuit: *preheats victory oven

269085  WannaBee: His friend is witnessing him.

269096  sorghum: Wakanda costume is this

269083  Annoying Vegan : I learned something today: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlova(food)

269084  Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait

269085  Minnesotan: am I awaited in Valhalla?

269081  FabricMan: Steve Urkel's car

269075  Not A Bot: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.

268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.



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Score:
401
 
 bigfarter: Probably the best thing to happen to him tbh
 Air Biscuit: Lester character customization easter egg?
 Bu7Z: your mom makes you keep the door open... i'm sorry.
 CrustyDusty: It's made of jello and orange carpet fuzz.
 Mitchell: @Ghabo Holy crap, his face is sliding off his skull!
 Wolfechu: Loss edits are getting way too abstract for me.
 mexican: The fuck is wrong with this dude's face?
 willowsprite: I don't know what's going on here...
 ron mexico: dentist motherfucker, do you speak it?
 Coolguy: You know, I'll play video games and stuff... But I'm not going to broadcast it on the Internet...
 Ghabo: Why does his face slowly migrate from the bottom of his head to the top?
 TFChicken: Another typical Saturday night
Image 94936   04-02-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
518
 
 Knice: Return flight: #95504
 TrollAscetic: you all know what......
 Seven Eight Nine: sneakup porn waiting to happen. yeesh.
 GiveMePlus: "Hey!!" -- BONK
 A duck: Carl decided he'd had enough of his sister's shit. Picked up her legs and pushed them in, held the lid down, and set it to Deep Clean
 A duck: Dem legs...
 Frank herbert: If I stand behind her and ask if she needs help, is that against the law?
 killerjunglist: "Can't go out... washing my hair."
 Red: @Knice we are very good at climbing
 winwolf: This porn...
 Knice: No shade, but short people are fun to watch sometimes.
 TFChicken: The risks you take for love
Image 94935   04-02-16   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Image 94934 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Retromancer. We'll pray for you, Retromancer.
Score:
445
 
 gumble: How many chromosomes is a dog meant to have again?
 Bile: Perpy derg!
 Knice: It's a Cockerel-a-Spanish girl!
 dobbiesdoogs: nice cock(er spaniel)
Image 94933   04-02-16   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
573
 
 killerjunglist: Then Mr. Freeze steps on his foot.
 Sprinkles: @killerjunglist calendar
 killerjunglist: Next Solomon Grundy comes by and steals his math book
 ModelTRex: Some men just like to watch the world burn.
 Bubu: THIS is what was happening to me all the time. Noone believed me back then:'(
 Sparkplug: the joker on his day off
 hnnngh: Joker is really downsizing his operation these days.
 Frank herbert: @Greek Fire I loved origins for the look into the mind of the joker. The rest of the game was pretty forgettable, but I loved that part. Batman completes me.
 Greek Fire: Arkham Origins wasn't very good in retrospect.
 TFChicken: Oh god! Just like the Gypsy wan said!
 Mexico: Don't you have better things to steal, Joker?
 duckfarts: that boy's name? Albert Einstein.
 WaffleIron: This is what we later called a nachos crime
 HermwoodLitmajor: Wait'll they get a load of me
 dobbiesdoogs: when the joker is really bored
 crudites: Holy Homework Heist, Batman! The Crime Computer just went apples!
Image 94932   04-02-16   Uploaded by    tankadillo
Score:
465
 
 Ment Thorp: @square44 ummmmmm
 Bungle: Rubber duckie, you're the one. You make bath time tons of fun, oh rubber duckie you're the only one for- AHHHH!!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Rubber duckie, I love you, shukoo shukoo
 AdamBomb286: Gracias, seor pato esqueleto
 willowsprite: Shut up and take my money.
 square44: That sound when you squeeze it is actually the high-pitched whine of tiny bones shattering.
 duckfarts: I had one of these when I was little
Image 94931   04-02-16   Uploaded by    StuporFly
Score:
473
 
 whiplash: angry pugger.
 winwolf: I shit in your fridge!
 TFChicken: Pugs n pelligeinos, the title to my next magazine
 duckfarts: CLOSE THE DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR
 TrollAscetic: Pug Life!
 dobbiesdoogs: this pug is badger
Image 94930   04-02-16   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
550
 
 Mexico: @Jaunty Shrimp @Warrax @KyleisBobDole @WaffleIron @fanny Thank you everyone for your input. Seems like he's worth a shot if I can get through the postmodernism.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mexico Reading DFW is too subjective an experience to either promote or discourage. I've loved some of his stuff to my soul's core and yet been annoyed by some of his other stuff. Give him a try for yourself.
 Warrax: @Mexico I don't regret reading Infinite Jest but it's hard to recommend. I do highly recommend trying his collections of shorter works. If you like those, you might be able to power your way through IJ.
 KyleisBobDole: @Mexico I'll play the Devil's Advocate here. I read Infinite Jest once and got about 2/3rds of the way through then read it completely a few years ago. It's an interesting story, with some things to think about. Tried reading some of his other stuff. The Pale King is the most boring story about boredom that I've ever read. I don't know if that's the point, but it's something.
 WaffleIron: @Mexico : I read the last page and a sampling of others because my sister had it. It was disappointing and the writing was scattered. 0/10 would not commit to read.
 killerjunglist: And that little boy was anime Hitler.
 fanny: @Mexico no. I got about 300 pages in and gave up on Infinite Jest. I did like "A supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again," though, if you like nonfiction.
 Knice: @Mexico If you are, I am too.
 Mexico: Serious question, my fellow AG-ers. Am I missing anything by not reading David Foster Wallace?
 Warrax: Infinite Jest was already a sports anime, you didn't change anything.
 WaffleIron: Art school was a mistake. it's noting but rubbish"
 Niels Bohr: Pregnology you I will Bridgman body illegal burger
Image 94929   04-02-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
546
 
 lolnotrly: tread lightly, pupper.
 TFChicken: I know buddy, that backyard is terrible
 Urn BooUrn: Cheer up little buddy.
Image 94928   04-02-16   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
466
 
 Jeannie C: Monday.
 gumble: I feel the same way in the mornings.
 Chest Rockwell: Dr. Theopolis hasn't aged well.
 Penultimate Grunongo: Time makes fools of us all.
 wooden boy: this is what the swiss actually believe.
 Frank herbert: Click like if you remember this one simple....
 fullofwind: Cheer up little buddy
 chhumphrey: I feel ya sad clock, I don't want to get up that soon either.
 Mr. Shine: "Whoa, dude, like . . . what time is it?"
 Jack Daniels: Frocks?. PSA: Illiterate people are actually trains in
Image 94927   04-02-16   Uploaded by    dingding
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