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269185  Rembo Rompus: Made, poor thing looks hungry

269176  illBilliam: *Goes back to complain that they got my name wrong*

269152  illBilliam: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

269158  Shay: When he grows up, he'll be old.

269161  Shay: Rad for Blackadder.

269168  Shay: @thecraftywolf The woman or the cat?

269174  Shay: This actually happens in Hell.

269164  KyleisBobDole: New Studio Ghibli film is looking fantastic.

269153  Not A Bot: Girl on the pole experiencing the most embarrassing Christmas Story double dog dare reenactment

269152  Darmstadtium: I hope it is not a tumor

269162  White Rice: @Knice does that mean this is a picture of Thomas O'Malley?

269171  Sadbot: This is my rumpus room where I keep all my dads. They love fresh hay and BBQ!

269165  Side Boob: Is one of this guys shoes higher than the other, or is this shopped? Shit aint level.

269167  Side Boob: I wish to play with the small angry dog.

269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

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269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.



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Score:
448
 
 romangreek: @Air Biscuit that's what money laundering is for!
 Picklepuss: 1 Timothy 6:10
 Air Biscuit: Too much fecal matter and cocain trace for me.
 Musician: That's his inheritance because he came into some money
 chhumphrey: His role model must have been Scrooge McDuck
 Turts: "I don't have a wife/girlfriend, so it saves me a ton of money!"
 Knice: "Laugh if you want, but it's outperforming all my other investments."
 pirate: All you have to do to summon a cash golem is wet your pants?
 Fiasco: Weirdest Real Doll yet, but I mean I'd try it once.
Image 94565   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
434
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Laundry+xanax=this pic
 chhumphrey: @Picklepuss pea or pee?
 MamboNumber6: Safecracking for Dummies
 Picklepuss: the cat's looking for the pea hidden under the princess' blankets
 SomeCanadian: When the Valium kicks in.
 a robot: Cat disapproves.
Image 94564   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
434
 
 Slowpoke: @Entertainmentalist Not so literal anymore... he forgot his notebook.
 Entertainmentalist: Pupper has a literal monkey on its back.
 Fugative: Camo-capuchin
 Pizza: This is just...creepy.
 balloon: What is that supposed to mean @S R N!
 S R N: not bad
 Slowpoke: Day 3. The canid still has not realised I am here. I am learning more and more about this creatures habits. I only wish I had remembered to bring my notebook. Also, I need to fart.
Image 94563   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
577
 
 LKoroton: America's gift to the world
 Jaunty Shrimp: Cornanopia
 ch: "I want you to close your eyes and imagine a cornucopia of hamburgers and fries ... " [SFX: dook plnk dbbb] "OKAY NOW OPEN THEM YES! YES YES YES! DREAMS COME TRUE!" [FX: heart attack; dies]
 entropy: @Fiasco Murican hobos could probably do all those hamboigers for breakfast tho
 chhumphrey: Thanksgiving's been cancelled this year
 Fiasco: This is exactly what hobos dream about being rich. "I tell ya fellas, one day when my number comes up I'm gonna have a huge dinna' table covered in fancy silver candlesticks with fancy wicka chairs! And right smack dab in the middle, oh boy oh boy, more juicy hamboigers than ya could eat in a WEEK."
 hnnngh: America.jpg
 SomeCanadian: These stock photos are getting weird.
 Knice: Neat, a wicker toilet.
Image 94562   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Falstaff
Image 94561 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by phailsauce. You have brought shame on us, phailsauce.
Score:
440
 
 Air Biscuit: @SomeCanadian then we would lnow that the people who dont poop are robots.
 Dick Inspector: @ModelTRex They may be photoshopped here, but there have been a number of bathroom selfies by transpeople inside bathrooms that are according to their "birth gender" to show how insane the new NC law is.
 ModelTRex: Dudes in line are totally shopped.
 ModelTRex: Love the yellow sign in the upper left that says, "Know a Wiener".
 Jeannie C: That's one for the resume.
 morakdais: Or you could just use the bathroom because you know what your junk looks like (hopefully)
 SomeCanadian: @Air Biscuit But then they also wouldn't need to stand in line to have their aesthetically pleasing genitals examined. Cause robots don't poop.
 Air Biscuit: @SomeCanadian infiltration robots, despite aesthetically having genitals, are not capable of showing arousal. This yet another countermeasure to help us out in the machine war.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Fuck it. Make all public places put in 4 restrooms.
 Turts: This has to do with the political disaster in NC
 Picklepuss: I dated someone who had invalid genitalia, it was awkward
 werterland: But the sign clearly indicates that it's a unisex bathroom...
 Knice: Very well: #92557
 SomeCanadian: This appears to be a mixed gender bathroom, though. What sets of genitalia don't count as valid? Like if you don't have a urethra/asshole? Hell you can use a toilet if you have a cloaca (@SanDoDo)
Image 94560   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
848
 
 SoyUnPerdedor: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
 celebgate: @Angry Lobster Cleanup on Image 94559!
 a robot: Well, duh. It was the 80s, I'm sure that character design was on purpose.
 Picklepuss: Dale would have played Chip in the movie if he hadn't already filmed a pilot for CBS
 Bluetocracy: I can envision the first episode of the live-action TV series now: They're running across a street and get hit by a car.
 Angry Lobster: My head just exploded.
Image 94559   04-01-16   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
579
 
 LKoroton: How do you eat this sitting in a bucket?
 vincenzo: @anonymous i felt the same way when i found out what they change rebbit to
 redmercer: i want to die
 big h: OCD with the melon baller
 rubix1924: @Reddest of Necks is approved.
 annterland: @Reddest of Necks your name should be party pooper
 Reddest of Necks: Its actually the rind from one watermellon and the insides from a different one. Was super disappointed when i found that out.
 willowsprite: But....but how?
 SomeCanadian: We were so occupied with 'could we' that we never asked 'should we?'
 Fiasco: This makes me almost violently unsettled
 anonymous: water melon = croissants?
 anonymous: two different croissantss?
 Knice: Gallagher's arch-nemesis
 Thyming: Jokes on you, it's just a large croissants flavored jellybean.
Image 94558   04-01-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
Score:
434
 
 Fiasco: @Borkf I honestly think the Geneva convention has a blurb about it..
 Fiasco: @jochenau Actually.. yeah..
 Borkf: @Fiasco That was pretty awful. There is little in this world worse than a long hold with a short, infinietly repeating, terrible hold music track.
 Agamemnon Triforce: @jochenau but what if Goatse.x did advertising?
 HenryVIII: @Fiasco Actually this is kind of what I'd expect if Gotye did commercials.
 Fiasco: @a robot oh willikers, that'd be keener than a pastrami on rye with a sour pickle!
 Fiasco: @p-niiice @nlx27 @willowsprite I'm sorry.. I feel so much better now.. I was like a trapped animal, it was bad.
 a robot: @Fiasco needs a hug
 willowsprite: @Fiasco I'm sorry you had to go throu that. Now, tell that kid to get off the bench, he's melting it.
 nlx27: @Fiasco Here , have a cheeseburger
 Fiasco: finally it ended NOBODY HAS SUFFERED MORE THAN ME
 p-niiice: I don't know who NEWSIES is but i'm symmpathetic to your plight bro
 Fiasco: oh my god this is making me so angry, go try to sit through the first 15 seconds on youtube and tell me God has not selected me alone to suffer for the sins of all mankind
 Fiasco: also stop looking so disaffected you suburb-shocked inexperienced little puke, you're sitting on an awesome bench not vying for Gotye Emotion Queen 2016
 Fiasco: holy fucking shit I'm on hold with a company using NEWSIES - King of New York as their hold music what the unholy fuck just repeat after repeat
Image 94557   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
456
 
 sumodrsn: I have 100% made that exact face.
 Jeannie C: @nix27. Yes. Sooner..or later.
 nlx27: @TFChicken impressive! how old are ya? and btw , don't despair , it's bound to happen sometime! ;)
 Warrax: @Borkf "Man Problems." I'll have to remember that for next time. Er, I mean, if it ever happens.
 TFChicken: My proudest accomplishment is that I have never sharted
 Borkf: @Grandmas Ghost I'm very sorry, but that just made me loudly giggle right as I was walking out of the door at work!
 Borkf: @CuriouSir Could have been worse #94524
 Fiasco: are we really doing this, NO NEVER
 Zukero: After 10 minutes of desperate damage control, I decided to let a lil' one out. I shouldn't.
 SomeCanadian: Walking to work. I was really excited about that fart too when it went all went wrong.
 Bluetocracy: Shart Stories from the Friendly Spaceship
 Grandmas Ghost: @Borkf I was falling down the stairs when it happened.
 CuriouSir: @Borkf I woke up after a night of mushrooms, and I thought it was a fart...my buddy even congratulated me on it, until I told him it wasnt "just a fart". it took him a couple seconds, it was funny.
 HermwoodLitmajor: @Borkf Probably every 5 years or so... the most recent time I'd had the runs all day and really should have known better, but then I rarely think before speaking either
 nlx27: mine was at work. had to flush those boxers and wash that ass in the lil sink
 Shay: The expressions of Edward G. Robinson.
 Borkf: Fun game: Who here has sharted before? I did once as I was leaving to go to work. Ended up 30 mins late, said it was "man problems"
Image 94556   04-01-16   Uploaded by    virtualman
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