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216116  Skaalar: I tolerate how you snort laugh at every picture of a pet you find.

216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

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Score:
827
 
 Moonmoon: Don't abuse other users and assume bad faith, please, @Robespierre.
 Jeannie C: @Robespierre No revelation from a rock song?? Check out Beatles, Jethro Tull, anything by Dylan. The list goes on.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'm tired of sexy Beyonce's sexiness bring rammed down my throat. Her sexiness is stale and overwrought and tiresome. Put some pants on already. Sing good music that is about more than sexy sex. *sigh*
 crudites: ...you...
 a robot: vvvv Furthermore, "Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike, I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like."
 a robot: Here's a novel idea, maybe everyone can just listen to whatever they like. I've loved Queen since I was a kid but fuck it, I've also got Lady Gaga on my ipod. Who cares if music is lyrically dumb if you like listening to it.
 Angry Lobster: Beyonce never skips leg day.
 MassDefect: Is the one on the left better because it's nearly rectangular?
 Robespierre: @Niels Bohr Townes was as much pop as Steve Earle is
 Niels Bohr: Townes Van Zandt's song kinda changed my life, but I guess he was a long way from being pop music.
 Robespierre: @Borkf I try not to, but I can't get away! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!! Woh-oh-oh-o-OHHH-A-OH-WEE-OHHH!
 Borkf: @Robespierre I don't think pop has been anything but that since it started getting manufactured in the 90s. Simple solution: don't listen to pop.
 Chaplin: And let's be honest, they wouldn't be putting 6 writers on a song if we didn't eat it up Grandma's cookies, we being modern audiences, probably not as many people on AG
 Robespierre: That vvv having been said, in my humble opinion, today's pop music is extremely boring, simply because all of it is so extremely calculated in its marketability. It's not that the music of my day was special, but at least creating it required a modicum of artistic ability. Today's is like listening to specific logarithms and variations thereupon that appeal to the greatest number of consumers.
 Robespierre: @Borkf It is clearly not an example of lyrical genius. In fact, I don't believe that anyone has honestly had a true revelation from listening to the lyrics of a pop song - and especially not a rock song.
 Munkybut: "Who runs the world? Old rich white men" just didn't have the same ring to it
 Borkf: vvv Clearly not. I also can't spell apple. Thought it might be the April fools thing :-(
 Borkf: Vvv Forbidden word! Is the switcherino off? Can I talk about my bannana whack off and finally?
 Borkf: Whilst I love bohemian rhapsody, I don't agree with it being held up as lyrical genius in this (or other, similar memes). It's not the lyrics which make it great.
 duckfarts: so, I like bohemian rhapsody, but people do their best to ruin it for me and they're really good at it
 Magma Safe: @Grandmas Ghost THUNDERS BOLTS AND LIGHTNING
 Grandmas Ghost: @nlx27 WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO
 nlx27: SKARAMOOSH SKARAMOOSH
 Grandmas Ghost: Goes to show that it's not talent that makes music popular anymore.
 Ulillillia: Also Freddie got more guys than Beyonce
Image 94545   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Red Mercer
Score:
413
 
 Warrax: We're gonna have to stack two Shatners to bring this one down. Good thing the government secretly cloned him back in '68.
 indolentia: stealing this idea for next comic con.
 wolfpupy: Learn to speak english
 duckfarts: actually two people and some what the fuck
 Agamemnon Triforce: Jeddak of the Thatks? That's right kids, you didn't create all the good sci-fantasy characters.
 Grandmas Ghost: Don't chickenfight these guys!
 Mr. Shine: Tars Tarkas!
 SomeCanadian: This is normal.
 HermwoodLitmajor: This is too sexy for Friendly Spaceship
Image 94544   04-01-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
201
 
 LKoroton: one year more and this will make soup for a family
 Micro Jackson: Natty
 cenecia: Hey look it's The Weeknd's dad!
 Jeannie C: I loves me some dreads on a man, but this looks like somebody shat it onto his head.
 XLY: Bad hair decade
 Bluetocracy: it's a pompenlocks
 fumbduck: @Fiasco Hopefully not the one that's literally "you cannot have that hairstyle because of the color of your skin".
 Thyming: When your hair looks like a burnt funnelcake.
 duckfarts: a dreadregent?
 Fiasco: @fumbduck which one of those options get him Least Outraged At
 Mr. Shine: How much feces does it take to style this? I'm asking for a disgusting friend.
 Knice: @fumbduck The video; I guess I left out the context.
 fumbduck: @Knice: Are you serious or was that a referene to the video of the black woman harassing a white college student for having dreads?
 HermwoodLitmajor: That reminds me, I have to find a place that sells those firework snake pellets
 Phillee: impressed and disgusted at the same time
 There was a bob here: #94360
 Knice: Still better than white dudes with dreads.
Image 94543   04-01-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
552
 
 Micro Jackson: Clifford's lil bastard
 Jeannie C: This is the actor that played the big sofa puppy.
 Borkf: Forced perspective. The girls are actually much, much smaller.
 Derpderp: This is gonna be a lot of snuggles. My body is ready.
 Albatross: Two girls one pupper
 Albatross: Atreyu!
Image 94542   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Falstaff
Score:
388
 
 WaffleIron: Put on the headphones! I wonder what he's playing
 XLY: *Collage
 werterland: It's actually a toddler-shaped MP3 player, so this is correct.
 Air Biscuit: It sounds like the ocean
 nlx27: Sheesh . Lyman's ear implants starting younger and younger these days
 SomeCanadian: You do you kid.
 Fiasco: Fuck these judgmental assholes, kid. Live your life.
 Mr. Butt: Hahaha, babies are bad at everything, don't let them into college, hell yeah
Image 94541   04-01-16   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
951
 
 Knice: Return flight: #94918
 Micro Jackson: Let me fly away with you
 Jeannie C: Aaah! Nightmare on Elm Street with balloons. Just what it always needed.
 cromerstu: Arrrgh ! My globophobia!!!!
 Robespierre: @Mampo Morpumple Or Barry Chyron
 Bluetocracy: Carrie, would you be my... lab partner?
 goldman sachs: pretty sure this is Kari Byron
 Robespierre: @funny in the wall Then I shall revise my statement: I will never go to a Tilted Kilt, regardless of what they're all about.
 rand0: I thought this was a boring photo until I saw the handpitchfork
 funny in the wall: @Robespierre tilted kilt is creepy as hell. also, this one is much prettier than the ladies that work there
 Robespierre: I've never been to a Tilted Kilt. Is this what they're all about?
 Borkf: Wow, I totally would. Gimme those orange, yellow and blue ones please strange lady. I love balloons.
 duckfarts: *sigh* I thought this was a cool photo until I saw the handpitchfork
 chhumphrey: To quote a recent movie, "I'd hate to be the guy that tries to pressure her into prom sex."
 Derpderp: I would still do wonderful things to that woman
 Teechur: This kid is going places.....not college, but places.
 Fiasco: Balloons: Busted.
 Knice: I do hope you're going to clean that mess up.
Image 94540   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
661
 
 Micro Jackson: Is that cat years?
 Jeannie C: IF that flame moves one more time, it's mine.
 Robespierre: @willowsprite Looks like sensory overload
 WaffleIron: 8 to go.
 willowsprite: @duckfarts looks like stacked tuna sandwiches.
 Robespierre: Curiosity set the cat on fire
 duckfarts: what the hell kinda cake is that
 Angry Lobster: I sense a soul in search of answers.
 Fiasco: The flame.. It speaks to me.. Burn it all down..
 Knice: Kitchen fire in 3...2...1...
Image 94539   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
393
 
 Robespierre: Again? Every time these idiot parents buy this book, the same thing happens
 augustus: voted bad, sorry...
 Fiasco: But it doesn't look like it's been set on fire but quickly drowned in tears, though. Is this for parents with a nanny?
 Knice: I have doubt; I don't see any food on it.
 Christina: Well, that's it.
Image 94538   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
291
 
 a robot: Being photographed at the gym: strangers love it!
 Derpderp: It knows exactly where his tramp stamp is located
 Fiasco: Hey that sweat stain is shaped like an elephant's head! Haha.. Eh ok whatever, it's a cock. Fine.
 Knice: Crossfuct
 p-niiice: finished on the back i see
Image 94537   04-01-16   Uploaded by    skatermario
Image 94536 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Gonzo. Boo, Gonzo.
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