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263307  Amy Housewine: Something about that bitch having a nice pair of hooters.

263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

263281  trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping

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263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me


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 LKoroton: First time parents are creeps
 bigfarter: Hope she didn't pay a lot for that tattoo
 NO JOKES: Same position as when it was conceived.
 melted plastic: if the fetus was that developed it would be head down
 Jorp Lulter: That's just plain stupid.
 hnnngh: Start the reactor, Quaid.
 WaffleIron: NOT TO SCALE.
 morakdais: baby is like "EWWWWWWWW"
 NoRagrets: Now I feel worse. :(
 a robot: "Chet, I know you're excited about our baby, but just face it: you're a shitty charcoal artist."
Image 94399   03-31-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Flarmie: Hey, I went to Solid Black Box, too! Home of the Fightin' Redacted!
 TrollAscetic: I want to be a Cleaner, just like you.
 duckfarts: his cleaning buddy is The Wolf
 fanny: I think I love you, Jeff
 a robot: Life and death are a seamless continuum.
 Scoo: Scruffy's work here is done
Image 94398   03-31-16   Uploaded by    moogerator
 Skaalar: "You're home early."
 duckfarts: Bowmeo and Mewliet
 Warezlock: Get out! You DIDN'T see this.
 InfiniteZero: Pic-ception
 Shay: Fuck, I better stay far away from NYC now.
 Fast Sloth: Our love is forbidden.
 DrinkMixMan: Mass hysteria!
Image 94397   03-31-16   Uploaded by    Bungle
 Jotun: It is my dooty to report this to the authorities.
 TrollAscetic: someone jumped his bones?
 Air Biscuit: Its all fun and games until someone toods instead of doots
 blue shoes: friends
 ThatGuy: No guts.
 Warrax: I was about to rad for the skeleton, but wtf caption? I don't know what to do now.
 morakdais: he was visit by the mole skeleton of molestation..
 ninetailorochimaru: He got boned...don't laugh that's sad.
 ninetailorochimaru: He got boned...don't laugh that's sad.
 Fishy: #save the esqueleto
 Dr. Bathroom: He got dooted.
 Scoo: Lo siento, senor esqueleto
Image 94396   03-31-16   Uploaded by    vincenzo
 willowsprite: You want an accident? Cause that's how you have an accident.
 duckfarts: to be fair, that's a lot easier to hold than a smartphone nowadays
 Grandmas Ghost: The '80s called.
 indolentia: of course it's a hipster in a subaru outback
 InfiniteZero: you jealous?...
Image 94395   03-31-16   Uploaded by    nuke em
 duckfarts: @Jeannie C YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO [revs engine]
 Jeannie C: @duckfarts: As he would tell you, If it is gonna hurt when you do that, don't do that!
 Jeannie C: Fixed it!
 luxbu: @trumpet you got me
 duckfarts: @Headoftheclass i'd be afraid of it flying towards your head if you rear end another car
 Warezlock: Wave your kludge flag high, you glorious bastard.
 the snark: add a plastic bag liner to the bed and metal pipe in the exhaust; and you have a hot tub too.... Redneck Science
 Headoftheclass: Honestly, not the first time I've seen a rig like this. While driving through Akron, I saw a van with an air conditioner rigged to the back driver side wall. I'll post the pic if I find it. In other words, RAD VOTE! If it works, who am I to judge? Until it drops off the side of the van at 70 mph.
 trumpet: rip in peace
 ninetailorochimaru: I have a 275 air conditioner. 2 windows rolled down going 75 miles an hour.
 balloon: Now I'm jealous
Image 94394   03-31-16   Uploaded by    HairyNips
 Jotun: Teleport to the ER
 runny999: But it wont!. when was your age, went swimming WITH
 Slowpoke: Puppeteer stepping discs need some decent industrial design.
 Angry Lobster: Sorry, Scotty is on vacations leave.
 dad: good choice
 ninetailorochimaru: Don't drink and drive. Take acid and teleport.
 a robot: No way, I'm not falling for that again!
 Scoo: I've been standing here for hours and all I've gotten is honked at
Image 94393   03-31-16   Uploaded by    Sharkface
 TrollAscetic: he's gettin laid tonight for sure!
 indolentia: french kid about to get his freak on.
 Headoftheclass: Somebody's copping a feel in 3...2...1...
 Shay: Twist 'er? You betcha!
 Scoo: That kid knows what's up
Image 94392   03-31-16   Uploaded by    funy speling
 Jeannie C: Great dog-friendly decorating. Simple arrangement, bright colors and easy to clean.
 willowsprite: Many protruding eyeballs and tongues.
 Air Biscuit: Pugnificent
 silver: Pug-O-Rama
 CuriouSir: its kinda puggy in here
 Unicorn: Pug Life
 hajjpodge: Pugs shouldn't be allowed to exist, imo.
 indolentia: pugs with no rugs.
 TFChicken: And then he brought forth a plague of pugs. And yea, they were plentiful, adorable and snuggly.
Image 94391   03-31-16   Uploaded by    johnnyc
 Koventry: It's like they say: "Someone smashed your car up, Willie!"
 depression: hahah @ninetailorochimaru
 ptrain: thanks obama
 Headoftheclass: At least it's not an air conditioner!
 ninetailorochimaru: Looks like somewhere dropped their drawers
Image 94390   03-31-16   Uploaded by    Shay
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