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216123  addend: Also, scratched all your vinyl and CDs.

216116  Skaalar: I tolerate how you snort laugh at every picture of a pet you find.

216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

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216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

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 Jaktai: Look out for the ghost car!
 NoOneImportant: @KingTrebek i lolled irl at this
 Air Biscuit: Rad but i still like the old cherokee.
 KingTrebek: Must be a rappers car with that iced out grill...
 Ulillillia: Cloaking activated
Image 94189   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Falstaff
 DonkeyPuncher: It's the end of humanity, just as Futurama predicted!
 JohnCarcinogen: @well duh Hadn't thought about this in a while. I want the one with the bigger Gee Bees.
 Air Biscuit: The free trial is cool but then they wall the climax off with microtransactions.
 anonymous: @vincenzo Grindr
 well duh: Still looking for that app that builds me an island, then transforms into a fucking jet and flies me there.
 Flabbergahst: the iSuck?
 Knice: Hey, man. Can you give me directions to Grimshaw, man?
 Gomi Day: sex packets 2.0: millennial edition
 Ulillillia: San Francisco Transit
 Shay: Also blows minds.
 vincenzo: i need to know the name of this app. you know exactly why.
 Warrax: Wore that dude the fuck out.
Image 94188   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Brain
 Skaalar: What's the challenge rating on that Hoover?
 sumodrsn: The dungeon master is quite ruthless.
 Catcat: @Frank herbert Only if you're a scrub. A cat can get away with a DM screen and liberally applied scratching
 Frank herbert: When you need 2 books to play a game it's too much work imo
 Pikachu: your lvl 1 human wizard opens the door and is attacked by a level 20 metalic red dragon. Roll for initiative
 Gentleman: aw hell naw
 hat thrab: Requires weekly catnip tribute in exchange for hero points.
 Warrax: Most evil DM ever.
Image 94187   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
 ironmaiden: @Joe Bird wow
 Jotun: Rad for Simpsons
 dobbiesdoogs: any sign that has german on it can't be eviOHMYGOD
 Joe Bird: THE DIET
 Bungle: - insert American joke here -
Image 94186   03-30-16   Uploaded by    earl
 nlx27: whippets are my favourite breed
 Pizza: Must be Devo day today
 Warezlock: Are we not hounds?
 Air Biscuit: Im through being cool.
 Wolfechu: I think a problem came along.
 Trumpysucks: I feel a general feeling of devolution.
 Bungle: Crack that whip!
 Bolt Vanderhuge: Stiff peaks, or until it's dry?
 Knice: I hope the cream hasn't sat out too long.
Image 94185   03-30-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Image 94184 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by KingTrebek. Your image was bad, KingTrebek.
 Porbo Mellus: Huh, his comment's gone. Thanks mods, I didn't know if that would work or not
 Porbo Mellus: Hey @DonkeyPuncher - fuck you.
 morakdais: I am saying the taxi is here get out
 Ulillillia: Heh heh heh, she said "hard on"
 a robot: I was saying "Boo-urns"
Image 94183   03-30-16   Uploaded by    windows96
 a spider plan: Bitch I'm fabulous!
 Frank herbert: Facit sejam
 morakdais: I pooooooooppppeeeddd
 Mr. Butt: So spake th'apostate angel, though in pain
 Bungle: I must dance
 Bolt Vanderhuge: It is my ass, and this tiny tree i'm scratching it on is the sun
 San DoDo: What light through yonder tree breaks?
Image 94182   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Falstaff
 morakdais: Ponies are a stain on the mantle of creation and bronies are leaving stains on the stains
 Austin: *he means bronies
 duckfarts: both true
 Knice: This is important.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: I hope they are trying to troll each other rather than a fanatical religious group
 San DoDo: Ponies are hollow to represent God's promises
 Warrax: God was too busy hating ponies to deliver your donuts.
 Ulillillia: We all hate ponies.
 Coolguy: Well then, let's raise the damn militia! Donuts are a universal right!
Image 94181   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Donut
 Nope: @Warrax "It's like the end of the bacholer but with butts" "Rose girls" "She's not going to sit right for a week"
 Warrax: @Nope What kind of porn have you been watching? Asking for a friend... so my friend can, um... avoid it.
 Nope: Haha it looks like them porno girls butt holes
Image 94180   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Capital
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