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221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

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221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?



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 Skaalar: We're here to fuck bitches and eat catfish. And I don't see any catfish.
 sumodrsn: Are you brave enough?
 VoR: BEAST
 Trumpysucks: Squirtle noooooo!
 SomeCanadian: This snapping turtle was accidentally caught. He was estimated to be 100 years old. He was released alive after being weighed and photographed. :)
 ClockworkJackalope: Seconds later the turtle writhed and snapped that asshat's stupid face off
 San DoDo: RIP Wartortle
 Fugative: I hope he put it back that turtle has got to over 100 years old
 Headoftheclass: Hey! It's Baby from that damn Dinosaurs sitcom!
 morakdais: when is the wedding?
 WaffleIron: I bet he wishes to give and recieve hugs, just like the post office turtle.
 big h: this is why you don't swim, in the nude, in the South
 a robot: YOU CAPTURED BOWSER?!
Image 94170   03-30-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
677
 
 San DoDo: @Knice I'll use that one next time I'm on the beach, tnx
 Headoftheclass: "King Julian! Have you been working out?" Yeah, you should see my glutes!
 Knice: Sun's out; guns out.
 Coolguy: @phailsauce Well I guess it could be funny because of the absurdity of it. The only reason the picture was taken was because this animal happened to be, at just that moment, posing in a way similar what can be called a "body builder". The meaning of the scene would pretty much be meaningless if not for human agency. Otherwise, just an animal doing animal things...
 phailsauce: who even thinks this is funny?...
Image 94169   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
562
 
 sumodrsn: Must be a formal.
 NuclearWinter: the days of tailored clothing, formal Antarctica
 waxymom: Hell yeah grandpa
 Falstaff: Chicks dig a dude in a tuxedo.
Image 94168   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
538
 
 depression: Morrissey finally got some beautiful people!
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: The Cat IS the Hat.
 Janston: "I don't understand why I can't meet anybody on Match.com"
Image 94167   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
600
 
 sumodrsn: These pretzels are making me thirsty.
 Uncle Larry: I hope the seal is air-tight.... kill all cats.
 Flabbergahst: All Ur pretzellz is Mine!
 Fugative: Purr-etzels
 Nope: Fuck now there is hair all over the pretzles, you stupid fucking cat.
 Janston: Who took the pretzel from the pretzel jar? You. You did, you idiot cat.
 a robot: Exotic, mixed-media Bonsai Kitten
 hajjpodge: Very salty.
 dobbiesdoogs: don't rescue me
Image 94166   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
381
 
 Mumbles: Surprised this one ranked as high as it does, good job, i guess, @omgpro
 communist: @DesertPlah Same!
 sassysass: huh? @WTF
 MamboNumber6: hahahahaha
 WTF: Holding a microphone while standing in front of a fake brick wall and making comments doesn't make you a comedian.
 Gomi Day: "laughs"
 Coolguy: And, by your admission, you are a dirty hippy...
 Nope: #chucklechannel #chortlespot #Gigglegatheringplace
 Borkf: Real women have curved spines.
 A duck: Ohmagod, Jesuschrist youguys
 franktank: HAH...
Image 94165   03-30-16   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
826
 
 Ulillillia: They hate us 'cause they ain't us
 goldman sachs: This is why they hate us @Ulillillia
 WTF: "I thought Heaven would have better WiFi hotspots..."
 Ulillillia: He's alive and on A-G
Image 94164   03-30-16   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
371
 
 Korrok: @a robot Airplane toilet water, that shit's delicious!
 Nope: @DonkeyPuncher booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 DonkeyPuncher: @Nope Honestly, it's got me a little blue
 Nope: @DonkeyPuncher How's the diabetes?
 White Rice: Oh, and this is only regarding regular skittles. One or two of the other varieties do include blues (though I can't recall which ones they were). Maybe tropical and berry ones?
 Janston: Pretty sure they have blue in the Tropical and Wild Berry packages.
 Borkf: They have purple, but that's not technically in the rainbow, so more LIES!
 DonkeyPuncher: There are blue ones. They're my absolute favorite. I work at the Skittles factory. I sneak all the blue ones into my pockets, hat, mouth, belly button, anus, anywhere I can. I eat ALL the blue ones. If you want a blue one then you'll have to get a job at the Skittles factory like I did and farther up the assembly line than I work. But if you do, I'll kill you.
 Turts: They might as well add a blue flavor now since they changed green flavors
 jochenau: Also indigo, because indigo's not even a real color what is wrong with you.
 White Rice: @a robot there isn't blue in regular skittles.
 Alastair: @a robot There are no blue skittles. that's the point.
 a robot: What flavor is blue?
Image 94163   03-30-16   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
341
 
 TFChicken: BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
 Air Biscuit: Rad for the cool image but remember: science rules, it was never about the money.
 CuriouSir: rad for bill, the only person I looked forward to seeing in grade school.
 Nope: Get rich or don't!
 Janston: Get rich or become a former popular TV show host and Internet nerd icon?
Image 94162   03-30-16   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
341
 
 Skaalar: Only Satan could get that piece of crap off the ground.
 Mr. Whiskers: @fanny It's rad, because you believe in yourself
 fanny: this is bad. I know it. but it was too bad to not share.
 Bumbo Lungys: goon culture strikes again
Image 94161   03-30-16   Uploaded by    fanny
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