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210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

210478  someguynameded: Those are biiiig feets!

210470  ASTER: If you're willing to spend $20 on one meal you can get a burger with wagyu beef and a solid pound of bacon cheese fries. This isn't a joke, there's one by my house and I'm hungry now.

210478  wootman: Man that's a cute duck, but whenever I see ducks or bird I think, what would life be like if I had no arms? I mean they do fine but they'd to better with arms, but then again with arms they wouldnt be as cute. It's just so weird looking how they waddle from side to side, but also cute. I mean, I guess their wings are their arms, but still.

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210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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 Skaalar: We're here to fuck bitches and eat catfish. And I don't see any catfish.
 sumodrsn: Are you brave enough?
 VoR: BEAST
 Trumpysucks: Squirtle noooooo!
 SomeCanadian: This snapping turtle was accidentally caught. He was estimated to be 100 years old. He was released alive after being weighed and photographed. :)
 ClockworkJackalope: Seconds later the turtle writhed and snapped that asshat's stupid face off
 San DoDo: RIP Wartortle
 Fugative: I hope he put it back that turtle has got to over 100 years old
 Headoftheclass: Hey! It's Baby from that damn Dinosaurs sitcom!
 morakdais: when is the wedding?
 WaffleIron: I bet he wishes to give and recieve hugs, just like the post office turtle.
 big h: this is why you don't swim, in the nude, in the South
 a robot: YOU CAPTURED BOWSER?!
Image 94170   03-30-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
677
 
 San DoDo: @Knice I'll use that one next time I'm on the beach, tnx
 Headoftheclass: "King Julian! Have you been working out?" Yeah, you should see my glutes!
 Knice: Sun's out; guns out.
 Coolguy: @phailsauce Well I guess it could be funny because of the absurdity of it. The only reason the picture was taken was because this animal happened to be, at just that moment, posing in a way similar what can be called a "body builder". The meaning of the scene would pretty much be meaningless if not for human agency. Otherwise, just an animal doing animal things...
 phailsauce: who even thinks this is funny?...
Image 94169   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
562
 
 sumodrsn: Must be a formal.
 NuclearWinter: the days of tailored clothing, formal Antarctica
 waxymom: Hell yeah grandpa
 Falstaff: Chicks dig a dude in a tuxedo.
Image 94168   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
538
 
 depression: Morrissey finally got some beautiful people!
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: The Cat IS the Hat.
 Janston: "I don't understand why I can't meet anybody on Match.com"
Image 94167   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
600
 
 sumodrsn: These pretzels are making me thirsty.
 Uncle Larry: I hope the seal is air-tight.... kill all cats.
 Flabbergahst: All Ur pretzellz is Mine!
 Fugative: Purr-etzels
 Nope: Fuck now there is hair all over the pretzles, you stupid fucking cat.
 Janston: Who took the pretzel from the pretzel jar? You. You did, you idiot cat.
 a robot: Exotic, mixed-media Bonsai Kitten
 hajjpodge: Very salty.
 dobbiesdoogs: don't rescue me
Image 94166   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
381
 
 Mumbles: Surprised this one ranked as high as it does, good job, i guess, @omgpro
 communist: @DesertPlah Same!
 sassysass: huh? @WTF
 MamboNumber6: hahahahaha
 WTF: Holding a microphone while standing in front of a fake brick wall and making comments doesn't make you a comedian.
 Gomi Day: "laughs"
 Coolguy: And, by your admission, you are a dirty hippy...
 Nope: #chucklechannel #chortlespot #Gigglegatheringplace
 Borkf: Real women have curved spines.
 A duck: Ohmagod, Jesuschrist youguys
 franktank: HAH...
Image 94165   03-30-16   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
826
 
 Ulillillia: They hate us 'cause they ain't us
 goldman sachs: This is why they hate us @Ulillillia
 WTF: "I thought Heaven would have better WiFi hotspots..."
 Ulillillia: He's alive and on A-G
Image 94164   03-30-16   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
371
 
 Korrok: @a robot Airplane toilet water, that shit's delicious!
 Nope: @DonkeyPuncher booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 DonkeyPuncher: @Nope Honestly, it's got me a little blue
 Nope: @DonkeyPuncher How's the diabetes?
 White Rice: Oh, and this is only regarding regular skittles. One or two of the other varieties do include blues (though I can't recall which ones they were). Maybe tropical and berry ones?
 Janston: Pretty sure they have blue in the Tropical and Wild Berry packages.
 Borkf: They have purple, but that's not technically in the rainbow, so more LIES!
 DonkeyPuncher: There are blue ones. They're my absolute favorite. I work at the Skittles factory. I sneak all the blue ones into my pockets, hat, mouth, belly button, anus, anywhere I can. I eat ALL the blue ones. If you want a blue one then you'll have to get a job at the Skittles factory like I did and farther up the assembly line than I work. But if you do, I'll kill you.
 Turts: They might as well add a blue flavor now since they changed green flavors
 jochenau: Also indigo, because indigo's not even a real color what is wrong with you.
 White Rice: @a robot there isn't blue in regular skittles.
 Alastair: @a robot There are no blue skittles. that's the point.
 a robot: What flavor is blue?
Image 94163   03-30-16   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
341
 
 TFChicken: BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
 Air Biscuit: Rad for the cool image but remember: science rules, it was never about the money.
 CuriouSir: rad for bill, the only person I looked forward to seeing in grade school.
 Nope: Get rich or don't!
 Janston: Get rich or become a former popular TV show host and Internet nerd icon?
Image 94162   03-30-16   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
341
 
 Skaalar: Only Satan could get that piece of crap off the ground.
 Mr. Whiskers: @fanny It's rad, because you believe in yourself
 fanny: this is bad. I know it. but it was too bad to not share.
 Bumbo Lungys: goon culture strikes again
Image 94161   03-30-16   Uploaded by    fanny
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