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262291  shadebane: autorad for RE

262291  Disclosure: Totally not dead bodies.

262291  danny: Listen to the voice in your head. Everything is fine. You left no forensic evidence that you did anything here. Just leave calmly and quietly...

262291  Magic Bullets: This is fine.

262276  Teechur: @rip odb They won't bring in any ticks or fleas, either.

262279  Teechur: You axolotl questions

262281  Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub

262267  wolfpk: Corgis: What are you planning on doing with that!

262269  wolfpk: Apartments overlooking the river.

262289  robocop: Or he wants to suffocate you. One or the other.

262281  Zarathustra: Did u see*

262270  wolfpk: Aww, poor puppy! Your still a good boy!

262285  Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.

262271  Side Boob: @Knice At least you aren't the type of person that would snapchat it with 'bruh' as the caption.

262273  Side Boob: Poor pupper :(

262241  SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn

262256  BavidDowie: he ded

262260  a robot: If that's the case, you're doing it wrong

262284  toad: Genius. Lets the mother / father sit the child down whilst they do their business. You don't want the child sitting on / touching the dirty floor.

262269  Teechur: Unfetter a Bork Yahoo

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262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

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Score:
672
 
 Skaalar: We're here to fuck bitches and eat catfish. And I don't see any catfish.
 sumodrsn: Are you brave enough?
 VoR: BEAST
 Trumpysucks: Squirtle noooooo!
 SomeCanadian: This snapping turtle was accidentally caught. He was estimated to be 100 years old. He was released alive after being weighed and photographed. :)
 ClockworkJackalope: Seconds later the turtle writhed and snapped that asshat's stupid face off
 San DoDo: RIP Wartortle
 Fugative: I hope he put it back that turtle has got to over 100 years old
 Headoftheclass: Hey! It's Baby from that damn Dinosaurs sitcom!
 morakdais: when is the wedding?
 WaffleIron: I bet he wishes to give and recieve hugs, just like the post office turtle.
 big h: this is why you don't swim, in the nude, in the South
 a robot: YOU CAPTURED BOWSER?!
Image 94170   03-30-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
677
 
 San DoDo: @Knice I'll use that one next time I'm on the beach, tnx
 Headoftheclass: "King Julian! Have you been working out?" Yeah, you should see my glutes!
 Knice: Sun's out; guns out.
 Coolguy: @phailsauce Well I guess it could be funny because of the absurdity of it. The only reason the picture was taken was because this animal happened to be, at just that moment, posing in a way similar what can be called a "body builder". The meaning of the scene would pretty much be meaningless if not for human agency. Otherwise, just an animal doing animal things...
 phailsauce: who even thinks this is funny?...
Image 94169   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
562
 
 sumodrsn: Must be a formal.
 NuclearWinter: the days of tailored clothing, formal Antarctica
 waxymom: Hell yeah grandpa
 Falstaff: Chicks dig a dude in a tuxedo.
Image 94168   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
538
 
 depression: Morrissey finally got some beautiful people!
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: The Cat IS the Hat.
 Janston: "I don't understand why I can't meet anybody on Match.com"
Image 94167   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
600
 
 sumodrsn: These pretzels are making me thirsty.
 Uncle Larry: I hope the seal is air-tight.... kill all cats.
 Flabbergahst: All Ur pretzellz is Mine!
 Fugative: Purr-etzels
 Nope: Fuck now there is hair all over the pretzles, you stupid fucking cat.
 Janston: Who took the pretzel from the pretzel jar? You. You did, you idiot cat.
 a robot: Exotic, mixed-media Bonsai Kitten
 hajjpodge: Very salty.
 dobbiesdoogs: don't rescue me
Image 94166   03-30-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
381
 
 Mumbles: Surprised this one ranked as high as it does, good job, i guess, @omgpro
 communist: @DesertPlah Same!
 sassysass: huh? @WTF
 MamboNumber6: hahahahaha
 WTF: Holding a microphone while standing in front of a fake brick wall and making comments doesn't make you a comedian.
 Gomi Day: "laughs"
 Coolguy: And, by your admission, you are a dirty hippy...
 Nope: #chucklechannel #chortlespot #Gigglegatheringplace
 Borkf: Real women have curved spines.
 A duck: Ohmagod, Jesuschrist youguys
 franktank: HAH...
Image 94165   03-30-16   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
826
 
 edvard: They hate us 'cause they ain't us
 goldman sachs: This is why they hate us @Ulillillia
 WTF: "I thought Heaven would have better WiFi hotspots..."
 Beerarchy: He's alive and on A-G
Image 94164   03-30-16   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
371
 
 Korrok: @a robot Airplane toilet water, that shit's delicious!
 Nope: @DonkeyPuncher booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 DonkeyPuncher: @Nope Honestly, it's got me a little blue
 Nope: @DonkeyPuncher How's the diabetes?
 White Rice: Oh, and this is only regarding regular skittles. One or two of the other varieties do include blues (though I can't recall which ones they were). Maybe tropical and berry ones?
 Janston: Pretty sure they have blue in the Tropical and Wild Berry packages.
 Borkf: They have purple, but that's not technically in the rainbow, so more LIES!
 DonkeyPuncher: There are blue ones. They're my absolute favorite. I work at the Skittles factory. I sneak all the blue ones into my pockets, hat, mouth, belly button, anus, anywhere I can. I eat ALL the blue ones. If you want a blue one then you'll have to get a job at the Skittles factory like I did and farther up the assembly line than I work. But if you do, I'll kill you.
 Turts: They might as well add a blue flavor now since they changed green flavors
 MylesX: Also indigo, because indigo's not even a real color what is wrong with you.
 White Rice: @a robot there isn't blue in regular skittles.
 Alastair: @a robot There are no blue skittles. that's the point.
 a robot: What flavor is blue?
Image 94163   03-30-16   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
341
 
 TFChicken: BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
 Air Biscuit: Rad for the cool image but remember: science rules, it was never about the money.
 CuriouSir: rad for bill, the only person I looked forward to seeing in grade school.
 Nope: Get rich or don't!
 Janston: Get rich or become a former popular TV show host and Internet nerd icon?
Image 94162   03-30-16   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
341
 
 Skaalar: Only Satan could get that piece of crap off the ground.
 Mr. Whiskers: @fanny It's rad, because you believe in yourself
 fanny: this is bad. I know it. but it was too bad to not share.
 Bumbo Lungys: goon culture strikes again
Image 94161   03-30-16   Uploaded by    fanny
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