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228504  Robespierre: Ploughed ... for HER pleasure.

228493  Robespierre: "And now, emanating from the Secaucus Lounge of the fabulous Fandango Hotel in Weehawken, New Jersey, we proudly present the celestial melodies of Lou Waxman and his Orchestra, who ask the age old musical question..."

228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

228497  Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy zombie

228500  Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk

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228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?



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Score:
280
 
 a robot: My an idiot what?
 Noremak: But we were on a one lane road
 au bon pain: I would buy that bumper sticker though if it was spelled correctly.
 Fugative: Common core bumper sticker
 AdaMan: So close yet so far
 Anus: People aren't idiots for being just slightly more liberal than you
 claphands: lol, this one got me
 copunter: adding insult to injury risk
 Knice: These standardized tests are getting pretty arbitrary.
 tankadillo: it's also your fault if i run any stop signs or don't signal my turns, you idiot moron
 Pizza: @Side Boob Also, capital I.
 Ulillillia: *I
 Side Boob: *You're
Image 93348   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
485
 
 Unstableton: translated: Look, I washed for supper!!
 Frank herbert: Cat looking at that fat back of crack in the window
 jochenau: Google translate informs me that the sign is Russian and says, "DON'T KNOCK! THE CAT HAS THE KEYS :)"
 alex: Looks like a cat on the window and some hieroglyphic text. Explain someone?
Image 93347   03-27-16   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
688
 
 younglink: Isn't that a girl's name?
 Derpderp: Quattro Bajeema, eternal douche
 tib gubb: a great role model
 TFChicken: OH YEAH!!!
 Turts: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
 VoR: HAH!
 Frank herbert: I come here to laugh at all of you
 Anus: Between this fuck and Run DMC, poor Aerosmith will never get their Walk This Way video done.
Image 93346   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
586
 
 kate shutupton: animal control officer quit his job and homeowner abandoned property
 Grandmas Ghost: The honey badgers DO care, it turns out.
 junglediseases: We need insurance.
 willowsprite: @Gomi Day A cat, a cat, ooooh it's a caaaaat
 TFChicken: They've taken over! Into the escape pod!
 annterland: Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers
 Frank herbert: Infestation
 dobbiesdoogs: #51689 #51689 #38284
 Gomi Day: MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
Image 93345   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Heh
Score:
423
 
 Fugative: Rat takes rook
 boxboxbox: One of these things will give you nightmares. fuck
 Frank herbert: Righto. You know chap, I hear in Brighton they have cats 2 feet high. " you don't say. Well ill be. " yes! I hear the mice are quite fraid of them in fact. Just the other week my cousin Edward was eaten by one! " good God man, is he alright?"
Image 93344   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
418
 
 Slowpoke: stops the cat/dog getting to it. .... probably.
 MaronaPossessed: So how bad do you need it?
 Janston: Time saver!
 Gomi Day: with the pleasure throne, you are limited only by your "imagination"
 willowsprite: Might as well jump.
 San DoDo: Life is subtle when it fvcks with you
 TFChicken: Umm there was a ladder there. The design implied there was a ladder damn it!
 PooFlinger: You have to stand straight up, squashing your buttcheeks together, in order to reach the tp.
 Mr. Shine: Meanwhile at Shaq's house . . . .
 Anus: PLAN AHEAd
Image 93343   03-27-16   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
399
 
 Warezlock: Nice beaver.
 Angry Lobster: Leslie Nielsen, good night, sweet prince.
 Turts: I love this movie more than a person should
 Frank herbert: Classic
Image 93342   03-27-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
326
 
 MaronaPossessed: SHUN THE NON-POOPER!
 Derpderp: Encore! Encore! Bravo!
 Lestrange: Side quest
 willowsprite: "O Sole Mioooooooo"
 Anus: he fed the multitudes with just 5 breadcrumbs
Image 93341   03-27-16   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
657
 
 gumble: Before #94028 After #93340
 cenecia: You're next!
 gumble: Nothing to see here move along please
 greg: they only did that cause global warming
 Air Biscuit: And that is where the coke label gets its color from.
 cakefizzle: Nature is so majestic.
 crudites: "Hey cameraman, there's room for one more!"
 San DoDo: @Frank herbert 'tis just a flesh wound
 communist: circle of life
 Frank herbert: Is it dead?
 VoR: apparently this cannot be returned since we bust it open
 Teh Simpson: *insert menstrual joke here*
 dobbiesdoogs: where's the moist towlette?
Image 93340   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
516
 
 Jaktai: A true life lesson.
 Chef Says: Good advice.
 Bert Bertbert: THEY'RE JUST BULLIES WITH THE WORST OF INTENSIONS
 CuriouSir: good advice.
 tib gubb: the game where your cop friend backs you up with a bazooka.
 San DoDo: Dang
 VoR: always called when bashing too much....
 Borkf: Except when you press C.
 dobbiesdoogs: William S. Sessions, Director, FBI
Image 93339   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Retromancer
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