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257673  Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.

257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

257703  Kaviri: Oh gosh. Oh geez.

257706  Kaviri: Wakanda.

257724  OldKentuckyShark: Looks like the fella on the bottom left with the saxophone has been doing cocaine

257711  Kaviri: That's not how you draw an f.

257725  OldKentuckyShark: What do we do with this information? Obviously it involves giving rats more cocaine, which, where do we get said cocaine? And one thing leads to another, it's just the road we have to go down before we legalize cocaine.

257736  au bon pain: I hope you are prepared to exercise a lot. Herding breeds need a ton of exercise or they will find their own fun.

257719  Kaviri: What kind of dog is this?

257728  dobbiesdoogs: welcome to the club, pups

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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

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Score:
280
 
 a robot: My an idiot what?
 Noremak: But we were on a one lane road
 au bon pain: I would buy that bumper sticker though if it was spelled correctly.
 Fugative: Common core bumper sticker
 AdaMan: So close yet so far
 Anus: People aren't idiots for being just slightly more liberal than you
 claphands: lol, this one got me
 copunter: adding insult to injury risk
 Knice: These standardized tests are getting pretty arbitrary.
 tankadillo: it's also your fault if i run any stop signs or don't signal my turns, you idiot moron
 Pizza: @Side Boob Also, capital I.
 Warren G Hardon: *I
 Side Boob: *You're
Image 93348   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
485
 
 Unstableton: translated: Look, I washed for supper!!
 Frank herbert: Cat looking at that fat back of crack in the window
 jochenau: Google translate informs me that the sign is Russian and says, "DON'T KNOCK! THE CAT HAS THE KEYS :)"
 alex: Looks like a cat on the window and some hieroglyphic text. Explain someone?
Image 93347   03-27-16   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
688
 
 younglink: Isn't that a girl's name?
 Derpderp: Quattro Bajeema, eternal douche
 tib gubb: a great role model
 TFChicken: OH YEAH!!!
 Turts: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
 VoR: HAH!
 Frank herbert: I come here to laugh at all of you
 Anus: Between this fuck and Run DMC, poor Aerosmith will never get their Walk This Way video done.
Image 93346   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
586
 
 kate shutupton: animal control officer quit his job and homeowner abandoned property
 Grandmas Ghost: The honey badgers DO care, it turns out.
 junglediseases: We need insurance.
 willowsprite: @Gomi Day A cat, a cat, ooooh it's a caaaaat
 TFChicken: They've taken over! Into the escape pod!
 annterland: Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers
 Frank herbert: Infestation
 dobbiesdoogs: #51689 #51689 #38284
 Gomi Day: MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
Image 93345   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Heh
Score:
423
 
 Fugative: Rat takes rook
 boxboxbox: One of these things will give you nightmares. fuck
 Frank herbert: Righto. You know chap, I hear in Brighton they have cats 2 feet high. " you don't say. Well ill be. " yes! I hear the mice are quite fraid of them in fact. Just the other week my cousin Edward was eaten by one! " good God man, is he alright?"
Image 93344   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
418
 
 Slowpoke: stops the cat/dog getting to it. .... probably.
 MaronaPossessed: So how bad do you need it?
 Janston: Time saver!
 Gomi Day: with the pleasure throne, you are limited only by your "imagination"
 willowsprite: Might as well jump.
 San DoDo: Life is subtle when it fvcks with you
 TFChicken: Umm there was a ladder there. The design implied there was a ladder damn it!
 PooFlinger: You have to stand straight up, squashing your buttcheeks together, in order to reach the tp.
 Mr. Shine: Meanwhile at Shaq's house . . . .
 Anus: PLAN AHEAd
Image 93343   03-27-16   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
399
 
 Warezlock: Nice beaver.
 Angry Lobster: Leslie Nielsen, good night, sweet prince.
 Turts: I love this movie more than a person should
 Frank herbert: Classic
Image 93342   03-27-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
326
 
 MaronaPossessed: SHUN THE NON-POOPER!
 Derpderp: Encore! Encore! Bravo!
 Lestrange: Side quest
 willowsprite: "O Sole Mioooooooo"
 Anus: he fed the multitudes with just 5 breadcrumbs
Image 93341   03-27-16   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
657
 
 gumble: Before #94028 After #93340
 cenecia: You're next!
 gumble: Nothing to see here move along please
 greg: they only did that cause global warming
 Air Biscuit: And that is where the coke label gets its color from.
 cakefizzle: Nature is so majestic.
 crudites: "Hey cameraman, there's room for one more!"
 San DoDo: @Frank herbert 'tis just a flesh wound
 communist: circle of life
 Frank herbert: Is it dead?
 VoR: apparently this cannot be returned since we bust it open
 Teh Simpson: *insert menstrual joke here*
 dobbiesdoogs: where's the moist towlette?
Image 93340   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
516
 
 Jaktai: A true life lesson.
 Chef Says: Good advice.
 Bert Bertbert: THEY'RE JUST BULLIES WITH THE WORST OF INTENSIONS
 CuriouSir: good advice.
 tib gubb: the game where your cop friend backs you up with a bazooka.
 San DoDo: Dang
 VoR: always called when bashing too much....
 Borkf: Except when you press C.
 dobbiesdoogs: William S. Sessions, Director, FBI
Image 93339   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Retromancer
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