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233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233103  Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233210  tib gubb: it is monday, my dudes

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233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.



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Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
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KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
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Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
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 3. ping: 6690 points
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 5. HatStand: 3568 points
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10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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Score:
586
 
 kate shutupton: animal control officer quit his job and homeowner abandoned property
 Grandmas Ghost: The honey badgers DO care, it turns out.
 junglediseases: We need insurance.
 willowsprite: @Gomi Day A cat, a cat, ooooh it's a caaaaat
 TFChicken: They've taken over! Into the escape pod!
 annterland: Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers
 Frank herbert: Infestation
 dobbiesdoogs: #51689 #51689 #38284
 Gomi Day: MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
Image 93345   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Heh
Score:
423
 
 Fugative: Rat takes rook
 boxboxbox: One of these things will give you nightmares. fuck
 Frank herbert: Righto. You know chap, I hear in Brighton they have cats 2 feet high. " you don't say. Well ill be. " yes! I hear the mice are quite fraid of them in fact. Just the other week my cousin Edward was eaten by one! " good God man, is he alright?"
Image 93344   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
418
 
 Slowpoke: stops the cat/dog getting to it. .... probably.
 MaronaPossessed: So how bad do you need it?
 Janston: Time saver!
 Gomi Day: with the pleasure throne, you are limited only by your "imagination"
 willowsprite: Might as well jump.
 San DoDo: Life is subtle when it fvcks with you
 TFChicken: Umm there was a ladder there. The design implied there was a ladder damn it!
 PooFlinger: You have to stand straight up, squashing your buttcheeks together, in order to reach the tp.
 Mr. Shine: Meanwhile at Shaq's house . . . .
 Anus: PLAN AHEAd
Image 93343   03-27-16   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
399
 
 Warezlock: Nice beaver.
 Angry Lobster: Leslie Nielsen, good night, sweet prince.
 Turts: I love this movie more than a person should
 Frank herbert: Classic
Image 93342   03-27-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
326
 
 MaronaPossessed: SHUN THE NON-POOPER!
 Derpderp: Encore! Encore! Bravo!
 Lestrange: Side quest
 willowsprite: "O Sole Mioooooooo"
 Anus: he fed the multitudes with just 5 breadcrumbs
Image 93341   03-27-16   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
657
 
 gumble: Before #94028 After #93340
 cenecia: You're next!
 gumble: Nothing to see here move along please
 greg: they only did that cause global warming
 Air Biscuit: And that is where the coke label gets its color from.
 cakefizzle: Nature is so majestic.
 crudites: "Hey cameraman, there's room for one more!"
 San DoDo: @Frank herbert 'tis just a flesh wound
 communist: circle of life
 Frank herbert: Is it dead?
 VoR: apparently this cannot be returned since we bust it open
 Teh Simpson: *insert menstrual joke here*
 dobbiesdoogs: where's the moist towlette?
Image 93340   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
516
 
 Jaktai: A true life lesson.
 Chef Says: Good advice.
 Bert Bertbert: THEY'RE JUST BULLIES WITH THE WORST OF INTENSIONS
 CuriouSir: good advice.
 tib gubb: the game where your cop friend backs you up with a bazooka.
 San DoDo: Dang
 VoR: always called when bashing too much....
 Borkf: Except when you press C.
 dobbiesdoogs: William S. Sessions, Director, FBI
Image 93339   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Retromancer
Score:
655
 
 Korrok: "Or something"
 Amy Housewine: Right-wing Skeletor strikes a sassy pose.
 vape station: skeletor 2016
Image 93338   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
439
 
 willowsprite: All I see is all all I see is all all I see is all all I see so beige.
 Disclosure: Disgusting.
 Trotskyist: Nice doggles they're wearing.
 Anus: Quick, somebody break the window and save those dogs!
 dobbiesdoogs: bad to the bone
Image 93337   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
527
 
 Fugative: I hope he chews up all his shoes
 Angry Lobster: Test your might!
 willowsprite: Why do you do this to me, human?
 TFChicken: Knock em out, puppers
 copunter: put one on its tail and maybe you won't have to bag after it for a solid 20 minutes
 Frank herbert: Dog looks sad
 Borkf: Pretty sure that isn't a boxer.
 Mr. Whiskers: That lobster is HAIRY
 Knice: You don't deserve that puppy.
Image 93336   03-27-16   Uploaded by    habbekratz
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