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249401  sparename: "Show Daddy EXACTLY where you found it.."

249388  sparename: Go home dog, you're blurred

249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

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249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249333 dobbiesdoogs: @Amy Housewine more like pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!



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11. Warrax: 1963 points
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Score:
851
 
 CrustyDusty: @KingTrebek Looks more like the Mayor of Townsville to me.
 KingTrebek: Looks more like the king of town to me
 midgetcastle: Looks more like a rook to me.
 Shay: 3:10 (OMG, where've I been) 3:11 (I don't remember what I did) 3:12 (this place isn't the way it was before) 3:19 (DAMN that's good soup!)
 LKoroton: insomnia
 XLY: Fucking nice rack king of time!
 Scoo: 11:34, the underworld of time
Image 93291   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
411
 
 Jaktai: Seen outside Al Qaeda traning camp.
 CrustyDusty: "I'm on the Internet HAHA!"
 morakdais: ha ha killing people is funny!
 LKoroton: "this sign WAS prominently displayed..." and found on the debris left by an angry mob
 Air Biscuit: Danget, should not have badded it before reading the fine print.
 Headoftheclass: It's funny cuz it's true!
 Scoo: Fwd: Fwd: FWD: PLEAASE SEND THHS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!! Fwd: Re: Fwd: Hahahaha! So Funny!
Image 93290   03-27-16   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
689
 
 Jaktai: The meatwagon will do a pickup later.
 duckfarts: I'm lovin' it
 CrustyDusty: don't even ASK about the ball pit.
 Picklepuss: they need to do way instain mother who hang their babbys becuse these babby cant frigth back
 duckfarts: I'm lovin' it
 doop: If only.
 VoR: Ergh puts you right off your happy meal when they just do it from a table.
Image 93289   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
672
 
 CrustyDusty: Still can't get a fucking signal though. :(
 San DoDo: Still on 15%, lousy Ni-MH cat
 CuriouSir: good, the charger still works. phew!
 Stanley Pain: Now witness the powuur of this fully operational MEOW!!
 chhumphrey: Those cords are so finicky
 Gomi Day: charge complete.
Image 93288   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
420
 
 tib gubb: sorcerer battle. nbd.
 Borkf: Eeew, building spores.
 Headoftheclass: So that's why they call them HIGH-rises.
 chhumphrey: Why can't people just accept the fact that buildings can love each other?
 westerner: Zuul?
Image 93287   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Score:
542
 
 morakdais: destiny concept art better than final product
 kswat: @Janston the tides come in the tides go out, you can't explain that!
 LKoroton: now pee on the borded
 Janston: Bro, your tides are probably fucked as hell with that many nearby celestial bodies.
Image 93286   03-27-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
Score:
273
 
 CrustyDusty: Displacemnt is aconstant.
 Air Biscuit: Ide say E since you should be unable to swallow it while it is in the air away from you.
 E. HONDA: the acceleration is -9.8 meters per second per second, and your ball capacity is two per minute
 Knice: Displacemnt?
 Borkf: @grizzly It'll hit light speed eventually.
 grizzly: Wrong answer.
Image 93285   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
567
 
 Amy Housewine: That hippo looks like Lenny McLean.
 chhumphrey: This guy needs to stop photo-bombing the hippo pictures!
 Bungle: I am the eggman, they are the eggman. I am the hippo! Goo goo g'joob
Image 93284   03-27-16   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
392
 
 Science: Justin Baaaber.
 werterland: I thought Lady Gaga was past her crazy outfit phase.
 Mr. Shine: Whaaaaat's cud got to do with it?/ got to do with it?/ Whaaaat's cud but a second-hand digestion?/
 big h: dude
 doop: Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near?
 Anus: Well, anyway...here's Smells Like Teen Spirit
 chhumphrey: Hippie goat
 Matt Face: Im just really focusing on my art right now mom.
 magicmormon: Rihanna looks good.
 JollyWell: Brian Jones
 Jaunty Shrimp: Here's your one chance, Fancy don't let me down!
Image 93283   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
438
 
 PooFlinger: 200 bucks for ugly ass boots? Fuck that!
 Albatross: Air Force Juans
 jeffrey: friend this
 nclaw: Texan sneakers.
 Knice: Herd is life.
 Janston: That is amazing. It's like a Nike threw up on a cowperson's legs.
Image 93282   03-27-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
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