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258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas



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Score:
675
 
 Jaktai: Shocking outfit.
 Korrok: Hmm, I think I like Pokemon now.
 mwoody: something something pokeballs
 Jason Steak: it's in there!
 t48: More of a snorlax fan.
 hammy: Not pick him up. BOOTIE BOOTIE BOOTIE BOOT
 Turts: @5 Headed Snake God Yeah it is. The door knob on the wall is really confusing me.
 5 Headed Snake God: That's a really shitty-looking house.
 Anus: Please wash the handle when you're done using my trowel
 chhumphrey: Ashe knew what he was holding on to...
 doop: Skankachu, I choose you!
 XLY: Going to masterball to this
 Janston: All that time preparing the outfit to get attention from internet nerds and then you don't even smile for the camera.
 grizzly: It'd make me squirtle.
 duckfarts: you eatin too many carrots
 Austin: Looking at this made my venusaur.
 Picklepuss: when you're naked I pikachu
Image 93275   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
402
 
 Apple IIe: Finally, proof that it is in fact NOT bread all the way down.
 Bluetocracy: around the country, from coast to coast, people always ask me what I love most.
 Air Biscuit: Such a brave little toaster.
 hurr: thanks drew
 grizzly: How many bowls of colon blow?
 mrdiron: butter scram, even
 ignatz: better scram or we're toast
 Knice: And on the third day, he rose from the bread.
 Wumph Morms: "Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."
 Mr. Butt: Awesome username/upload combo.
 Austin: Why?
Image 93274   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
346
 
 Scoo: Yep, that's a restraining order in the making right there
 Colbo Mundus: Nice try to recover from the accident with the bowling ball, but that can't possibly work.
 Kohapi: Aw, that's so sweet.
Image 93273   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
301
 
 WaffleIron: so much better when done with LED strips
 Jaunty Shrimp: @PissReagan Wouldnt it be easier to just scrape off all your body tissue and use a sharpie to draw directly on your bones?
 PissReagan: or you could just lose weight
 oregon man: Needs white gloves and white shoes and white background.
Image 93272   03-27-16   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
485
 
 San DoDo: Senketsu on the right
 Flabbergahst: Noooodissstt BEaaacchh!
 arock: Someone lost a bet.
 Greek Fire: Man, I love Saints Row.
 FeckingBirdsAgain: @FeckingBirdsAgain nerd trap sprung
 FeckingBirdsAgain: @Picklepuss Kill la Kill I think
 avemaria: @Headoftheclass Back home on Mars, as usual
 Headoftheclass: I see Tommy, Vince, and Nikki; but where's Mick?
 Picklepuss: @Alastair I'll bite -- what show was it?
 Alastair: @a robot The one on the left was worn by guys in the show. girls too but the harness was shaped slightly differently on them.
 savvoy: dude in the middle has remarkably nice legs
 Kohapi: New Power Ranger movie is gonna kick ass!
 Knice: Cool ... whatevers ... don't look at explosions.
 Borkf: @a robot I don't think Anime boobs usually follow the laws of physics.
 a robot: On the left and right, are those supposed to be outfits for women? ......Where do the boobs go? O.o
 greenbean: Animistake
 trelyate: Anime was a mistake
Image 93271   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Trumpysucks
Score:
682
 
 CrustyDusty: Wile E. Coyote... Super-Genius.
 San DoDo: Still funny
 Entertainmentalist: I want to believe this is a true story.
 propro: Wile E. should have learned by now
 ignatz: meep meep
Image 93270   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
547
 
 ThatGuy: Damnable proletariat rabble, always attempt to abscond with my dear Sir Reginald Clawford!
 jochenau: A fine morning for a prance with my pal Snappy.
 kate2point0: @Knice Looks harmless enough
 Jaunty Shrimp: You musta been a beautiful shrimpie, you musta been a beautiful prawn! When you were only startin' to go to Kindergarten I bet you walked with Oscar Wilde...
 savvoy: Jaunty & shrimp
 Knice: A friendly tidepooler.
 Bungle: Yeah, walk lobster!
Image 93269   03-27-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
245
 
 PooFlinger: Well it's flooding down in Texas.... All of the telephone lines are down....
 WaffleIron: Skaters gonna skate
 ThatGuy: Santa Maria! The messiah has returned!... Ew and he's a street performer...
 Janston: @Albatross Christ Eastwood, given his penchant for walking upon water.
 Albatross: I didn't remember Clint Eastwood being in Tombstone
 savvoy: Not sure what I'm looking at here. Statue walking on water, or dude regrettably snorkeling in filthy floodwater?
Image 93268   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
573
 
 jimbiscuit: Look out Cuba, Here comes the freedom!!
 tea: @big h me also...
 big h: wrong side of the tracks, town, and Caribbean
 ThatGuy: Yo listen up here's a story. About a little guy that lives in a blue world
 LKoroton: Cuban problems went away with a visit
 Borkf: Not looking forward to seeing the size of the spider that caught that.
 Kool Aid Man: I never understood how planes can stand on a wire without getting shocked.
Image 93267   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
558
 
 jochenau: Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the suuuunnnn
 Headoftheclass: Proof that the only 3 things keeping us from the bottom of the food chain are 2 thumbs and some grey matter.
 burritos: @Picklepuss It will have to grow one first.
 Gomi Day: SHUT THE FUCK UP, JONES!
 Picklepuss: i'm a shark! i'm a SHAAAARK! suck my diiiick!! I'M A SHAAAARK!
 Borkf: @Dr. Obvious I dunno, that'd be pretty badass.
 augustus: @Borkf shark doesn't need mascot tattoo.
 Borkf: Mascot 'shop anyone?
Image 93266   03-27-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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