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216342  Yurishiro: Dance with me, honey, dance like you never danced before!

216169  Science: @Hokie333: At least they aren't showing ankle.

216344  Yurishiro: No he didn't!

216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

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216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216190 Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.



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Score:
675
 
 Jaktai: Shocking outfit.
 Korrok: Hmm, I think I like Pokemon now.
 mwoody: something something pokeballs
 Jason Steak: it's in there!
 t48: More of a snorlax fan.
 hammy: Not pick him up. BOOTIE BOOTIE BOOTIE BOOT
 Turts: @5 Headed Snake God Yeah it is. The door knob on the wall is really confusing me.
 5 Headed Snake God: That's a really shitty-looking house.
 Anus: Please wash the handle when you're done using my trowel
 chhumphrey: Ashe knew what he was holding on to...
 doop: Skankachu, I choose you!
 XLY: Going to masterball to this
 Janston: All that time preparing the outfit to get attention from internet nerds and then you don't even smile for the camera.
 grizzly: It'd make me squirtle.
 duckfarts: you eatin too many carrots
 Austin: Looking at this made my venusaur.
 Picklepuss: when you're naked I pikachu
Image 93275   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
402
 
 Apple IIe: Finally, proof that it is in fact NOT bread all the way down.
 Bluetocracy: around the country, from coast to coast, people always ask me what I love most.
 Air Biscuit: Such a brave little toaster.
 hurr: thanks drew
 grizzly: How many bowls of colon blow?
 mrdiron: butter scram, even
 ignatz: better scram or we're toast
 Knice: And on the third day, he rose from the bread.
 ping: "Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."
 Mr. Butt: Awesome username/upload combo.
 Austin: Why?
Image 93274   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
346
 
 Scoo: Yep, that's a restraining order in the making right there
 Colbo Mundus: Nice try to recover from the accident with the bowling ball, but that can't possibly work.
 Kohapi: Aw, that's so sweet.
Image 93273   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
301
 
 WaffleIron: so much better when done with LED strips
 Jaunty Shrimp: @PissReagan Wouldnt it be easier to just scrape off all your body tissue and use a sharpie to draw directly on your bones?
 PissReagan: or you could just lose weight
 oregon man: Needs white gloves and white shoes and white background.
Image 93272   03-27-16   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
485
 
 San DoDo: Senketsu on the right
 Flabbergahst: Noooodissstt BEaaacchh!
 arock: Someone lost a bet.
 Greek Fire: Man, I love Saints Row.
 FeckingBirdsAgain: @FeckingBirdsAgain nerd trap sprung
 FeckingBirdsAgain: @Picklepuss Kill la Kill I think
 Robespierre: @Headoftheclass Back home on Mars, as usual
 Headoftheclass: I see Tommy, Vince, and Nikki; but where's Mick?
 Picklepuss: @Alastair I'll bite -- what show was it?
 Alastair: @a robot The one on the left was worn by guys in the show. girls too but the harness was shaped slightly differently on them.
 savvoy: dude in the middle has remarkably nice legs
 Kohapi: New Power Ranger movie is gonna kick ass!
 Knice: Cool ... whatevers ... don't look at explosions.
 Borkf: @a robot I don't think Anime boobs usually follow the laws of physics.
 a robot: On the left and right, are those supposed to be outfits for women? ......Where do the boobs go? O.o
 Ulillillia: Animistake
 trelyate: Anime was a mistake
Image 93271   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Trumpysucks
Score:
682
 
 CrustyDusty: Wile E. Coyote... Super-Genius.
 San DoDo: Still funny
 Entertainmentalist: I want to believe this is a true story.
 Ulillillia: Wile E. should have learned by now
 ignatz: meep meep
Image 93270   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
547
 
 ThatGuy: Damnable proletariat rabble, always attempt to abscond with my dear Sir Reginald Clawford!
 jochenau: A fine morning for a prance with my pal Snappy.
 Robespierre: @Knice Looks harmless enough
 Jaunty Shrimp: You musta been a beautiful shrimpie, you musta been a beautiful prawn! When you were only startin' to go to Kindergarten I bet you walked with Oscar Wilde...
 savvoy: Jaunty & shrimp
 Knice: A friendly tidepooler.
 Bungle: Yeah, walk lobster!
Image 93269   03-27-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
245
 
 PooFlinger: Well it's flooding down in Texas.... All of the telephone lines are down....
 WaffleIron: Skaters gonna skate
 ThatGuy: Santa Maria! The messiah has returned!... Ew and he's a street performer...
 Janston: @Albatross Christ Eastwood, given his penchant for walking upon water.
 Albatross: I didn't remember Clint Eastwood being in Tombstone
 savvoy: Not sure what I'm looking at here. Statue walking on water, or dude regrettably snorkeling in filthy floodwater?
Image 93268   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
573
 
 jimbiscuit: Look out Cuba, Here comes the freedom!!
 tea: @big h me also...
 big h: wrong side of the tracks, town, and Caribbean
 ThatGuy: Yo listen up here's a story. About a little guy that lives in a blue world
 LKoroton: Cuban problems went away with a visit
 Borkf: Not looking forward to seeing the size of the spider that caught that.
 Kool Aid Man: I never understood how planes can stand on a wire without getting shocked.
Image 93267   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
558
 
 jochenau: Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the suuuunnnn
 Headoftheclass: Proof that the only 3 things keeping us from the bottom of the food chain are 2 thumbs and some grey matter.
 burritos: @Picklepuss It will have to grow one first.
 Gomi Day: SHUT THE FUCK UP, JONES!
 Picklepuss: i'm a shark! i'm a SHAAAARK! suck my diiiick!! I'M A SHAAAARK!
 Borkf: @Dr. Obvious I dunno, that'd be pretty badass.
 augustus: @Borkf shark doesn't need mascot tattoo.
 Borkf: Mascot 'shop anyone?
Image 93266   03-27-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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