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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.


263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

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 Science: @a robot: Elastic was unavailable for underwear because rubber was being used for the war effort. I was going to make that up, but it's really true.
 AdamBomb286: Lileks approves.
 Phum Munts: then I jizzed in my pants
 Mr. Pepper: Pin-up artist Art Frahm. The falling down underwear thing was his trademark.
 Headoftheclass: Elvis must be on the bus!
 big h: love the 50s, finest dress and makeup to do chores. men wore ties to mow the lawn.
 Michael Tripe: Either the bus driver has nuclear-powered lungs, or she just floated an air biscuit the size of Connecticut.
 XLY: Bus driver steady blasting the newest panty droppers, this one is 'the wheels on the bus remix ft. Bruno Gaga'
 E. HONDA: can I not just go out and buy fucking celery in peace
 fanny: I hate it when this happens!
 Bernie 2016: That bus driver probably got tarred and feathered for that. Good job, lady. Maybe buy some underwear that don't fall off when the wind blows. Dumbass.
 a robot: Was this a common problem back in the day? It seems like this would only happen if your underwear was so old that the elastic wore out. Or did they not have elastic underwear backthen? So confusing.
 shitshow: granny panties.
 grizzly: She must have saw me.
 Picklepuss: this is why I don't wear panties
 mackdaddy: Nice groceries.
 goat: This is why I need feminism
 Skam: Thanks Obama!
 Fiasco: So THAT'S where I hid my wallet.
Image 93239   03-27-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 San DoDo: *motorboating sounds*
 Teechur: He's turning into Agent Smith!
 Turts: How to tell if your cat is actually a demon
 Natch: "North Carolina! Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo' head, spin it like a helicopter."
 fanny: "damn it Carl! can't you act right for 10 seconds so we can get this over with?"
 bigbison: Did this cat watch The Ring?
 Kool Aid Man: Drillcat
 Picklepuss: the beautiful people, the beautiful people
 dobbiesdoogs: "i'm trying to be the moon so we can be on a t-shirt"
Image 93238   03-27-16   Uploaded by    ur mom
 Starry Lemon: Who's got the munchies?
 Borkf: Pin-gone
 Lumb Blombus: noot NOOOOOOOT!
 Pickle Dick: Don't play with your food.
Image 93237   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Blimpet
 iwash: Ah, it all works out
 E. HONDA: bones are heavier than sushi
 J. Random Bozo: @Albatross I will always + Zappa lyrics
 Aspirin: The cost of chancing.
 Jonananathan: If the cost is going up, shouldn't it weigh more?
 Albatross: The cost of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down
 Fishy: Chance of being esquelto mas.
 dobbiesdoogs: thank mr scaletl
Image 93236   03-27-16   Uploaded by    eider
Image 93235 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Liar tuck. Your image was bad, Liar tuck.
 Jaktai: You will probaly miss the toilet before you find the other sign pointing back.
 PooFlinger: Mongolia is your toilet.
 catsanddogs: That'll show those Mongols.
 Aspirin: Prepare to become the second greatest wall.
 Double-Munched Tacotito: It means you're supposed to do it over the side.
 This is obviously: Well prepared for long lines.
Image 93234   03-27-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
 Prefuse: daw is a kitty
 hajjpodge: @jochenau ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON
 Cami: HEE-HEE!
 Life Whacker: One of my rocks is missing, who took it?!
Image 93233   03-27-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 Jabberwikket: Furry moshpit ?
 rand0: A thousand tigers apund your head?
 sodamachine: That door slams with more tigers than there are tigers left in the wild!
 Knice: Duh-DUH-duh; let the boys be boys.
 J. Random Bozo: 1 kilotiger
 Cami: Fortunately tigers don't slam with much force.
 tib gubb: seriously, don't.
 ironmaiden: I'll slam it out of curiosity now.
 dobbiesdoogs: #slamming!
Image 93232   03-27-16   Uploaded by    god666
 demonius: @J. Random Bozo I would imagine - too dated, just like my taste in humour
 KingTrebek: @J. Random Bozo did you take this shot from a DVD from big lots that features a contestant named boo boo Cooper?
 J. Random Bozo: @Robespierre aye. Image bot hates lileks tho
 GiveMePlus: The Price Is Right, 1973 - you get this still from Lileks, @J. Random Bozo?
 Mominous: Helen a handbasket
 Albatross: Thirty Helens agree
 dobbiesdoogs: the smile of someone who bid 1 dollar more than the person before her
Image 93231   03-27-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 ptrain: Vote Hillary is you like this.
 PooFlinger: Vote Trump
 leia: Well performed back hand slap! That's a level 3 technique.
 cakefizzle: i just got fired for looking at this
 hurr: triggering like a boss
 tib gubb: i've seen enough hentai to know how this will end. #shame
 Nope: Republicans.jpg
Image 93230   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Donut
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