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234016  Zukero: There was a spider on it.

234019  addend: @Yurishiro We can talk later. Just eat up!

234020  Sadbot: the OSHA thread makes me hella anxious

234018  Sadbot: but why, I'm already sleepy

234019  tib gubb: new contra game looking good

234017  addend: "Now where is this Big Bird we keep hearing about?"

234019  Yurishiro: I'm at a loss for words

233988  barfolomew: You know what would remedy this? A straw!

234015  addend: "Lemme get Ctrl and Alt, then you press Delete, okay?"

233999  barfolomew: @Ulillillia I actually live near this, it's quite uncomfortable to lie down in. It's far too narrow at the bottom.

234018  Yurishiro: Jason McLargemouth

234009  Yurishiro: @addend I couldn't.

234010  Yurishiro: That was the weirdest bachelor party

234012  Yurishiro: Kanye Worst

234013  Yurishiro: mleeh

234014  Yurishiro: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?? There's a chessboard on the wall!

233923  Yurishiro: "I will get on that couch..."

233924  Yurishiro: 10

234015  Yurishiro: Does your girlfriend use hair conditioner?

234017  Yurishiro: You mean Deputy Director Bullock and Magneto!

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233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!



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Score:
653
 
 Science: @a robot: Elastic was unavailable for underwear because rubber was being used for the war effort. I was going to make that up, but it's really true.
 AdamBomb286: Lileks approves.
 Phum Munts: then I jizzed in my pants
 Mr. Pepper: Pin-up artist Art Frahm. The falling down underwear thing was his trademark.
 Headoftheclass: Elvis must be on the bus!
 big h: love the 50s, finest dress and makeup to do chores. men wore ties to mow the lawn.
 jochenau: Either the bus driver has nuclear-powered lungs, or she just floated an air biscuit the size of Connecticut.
 XLY: Bus driver steady blasting the newest panty droppers, this one is 'the wheels on the bus remix ft. Bruno Gaga'
 E. HONDA: can I not just go out and buy fucking celery in peace
 fanny: I hate it when this happens!
 Bernie 2016: That bus driver probably got tarred and feathered for that. Good job, lady. Maybe buy some underwear that don't fall off when the wind blows. Dumbass.
 a robot: Was this a common problem back in the day? It seems like this would only happen if your underwear was so old that the elastic wore out. Or did they not have elastic underwear backthen? So confusing.
 shitshow: granny panties.
 grizzly: She must have saw me.
 Picklepuss: this is why I don't wear panties
 mackdaddy: Nice groceries.
 goat: This is why I need feminism
 Skam: Thanks Obama!
 Fiasco: So THAT'S where I hid my wallet.
Image 93239   03-27-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
557
 
 San DoDo: *motorboating sounds*
 Teechur: He's turning into Agent Smith!
 Turts: How to tell if your cat is actually a demon
 Robespierre: "North Carolina! Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo' head, spin it like a helicopter."
 fanny: "damn it Carl! can't you act right for 10 seconds so we can get this over with?"
 Mr. Shine: Did this cat watch The Ring?
 Kool Aid Man: Drillcat
 Picklepuss: the beautiful people, the beautiful people
 dobbiesdoogs: "i'm trying to be the moon so we can be on a t-shirt"
Image 93238   03-27-16   Uploaded by    ur mom
Score:
390
 
 Robespierre: Who's got the munchies?
 Headoftheclass: GREATEST. PIZZA. TOPPINGS. EVER!
 Borkf: Pin-gone
 Mr. Shine: noot NOOOOOOOT!
 Pickle Dick: Don't play with your food.
Image 93237   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Blimpet
Score:
413
 
 iwash: Ah, it all works out
 E. HONDA: bones are heavier than sushi
 J. Random Bozo: @Albatross I will always + Zappa lyrics
 Aspirin: The cost of chancing.
 Jonananathan: If the cost is going up, shouldn't it weigh more?
 Albatross: The cost of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down
 Fishy: Chance of being esquelto mas.
 dobbiesdoogs: thank mr scaletl
Image 93236   03-27-16   Uploaded by    eider
Image 93235 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Liar tuck. You have brought shame on us, Liar tuck.
Score:
453
 
 Jaktai: You will probaly miss the toilet before you find the other sign pointing back.
 PooFlinger: Mongolia is your toilet.
 jochenau: That'll show those Mongols.
 Aspirin: Prepare to become the second greatest wall.
 Double-Munched Tacotito: It means you're supposed to do it over the side.
 This is obviously: Well prepared for long lines.
Image 93234   03-27-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
565
 
 Prefuse: daw is a kitty
 hajjpodge: @jochenau ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON
 Cami: HEE-HEE!
 jochenau: One of my rocks is missing, who took it?!
Image 93233   03-27-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
381
 
 Jabberwikket: Furry moshpit ?
 rand0: A thousand tigers apund your head?
 sodamachine: That door slams with more tigers than there are tigers left in the wild!
 Knice: Duh-DUH-duh; let the boys be boys.
 J. Random Bozo: 1 kilotiger
 Cami: Fortunately tigers don't slam with much force.
 tib gubb: seriously, don't.
 ironmaiden: I'll slam it out of curiosity now.
 dobbiesdoogs: #slamming!
Image 93232   03-27-16   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
341
 
 Robespierre: @J. Random Bozo I would imagine - too dated, just like my taste in humour
 KingTrebek: @J. Random Bozo did you take this shot from a DVD from big lots that features a contestant named boo boo Cooper?
 J. Random Bozo: @Robespierre aye. Image bot hates lileks tho
 Robespierre: The Price Is Right, 1973 - you get this still from Lileks, @J. Random Bozo?
 Mominous: Helen a handbasket
 Albatross: Thirty Helens agree
 dobbiesdoogs: the smile of someone who bid 1 dollar more than the person before her
Image 93231   03-27-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
363
 
 ptrain: Vote Hillary is you like this.
 PooFlinger: Vote Trump
 leia: Well performed back hand slap! That's a level 3 technique.
 cakefizzle: i just got fired for looking at this
 hurr: triggering like a boss
 tib gubb: i've seen enough hentai to know how this will end. #shame
 Nope: Republicans.jpg
Image 93230   03-27-16   Uploaded by    Donut
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