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263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

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263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
263
 
 Jaktai: They are probaly still good.
 hammy: @Blimpet came here to post that
 Blimpet: @Borkf yeah, I worded that funny.
 Borkf: @Blimpet Is it not any more?
 Janston: Well, how does it taste?
 Blimpet: @Frank herbert well fancy that!
 Bile: don't worry it's a "best before " date
 werterland: That's only two zip codes away from me!
 Frank herbert: @Blimpet mine is Aug 17th of said year
 Warrax: They just don't make it from "selected" celery seeds like they used to.
 Blimpet: Hey! That was my birthday!
 Scoo: Zesty!
 Musician: Celery grown during the Carter Administration is highly prized vintage. I would expect this to bring somewhere between $1.85 and $3.00 if it were to go to auction today.
 TFChicken: So? It's celery salt, bitch!
 Sadbot: Spice with experience
 Troll: Old Spice
Image 93200   03-26-16   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
311
 
 E. HONDA: oH Ho HoH oH Ho
 Musician: some serious drifting happened
 grizzly: This will be a long day.
 ModelTRex: I presumed the "ital" meant "italic". In which case... Accurate!
 TFChicken: I see no friends or space on this ship
 Anus: Of course this is somehow tangentially linked to Florida
Image 93199   03-26-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
244
 
 Frank herbert: Some cheating here
 Musician: After DNA testing, a member of the Argentine men's swim team was disqualified
 grizzly: @DonkeyPuncher just a big turd.
 Anus: Turns out it was just a Baby Ruth bar
Image 93198   03-26-16   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
662
 
 afroking: Great for spearing pickles
 Skam: OMG a SNL Laser Cat!
 Janston: The fight for spacenoid rights just got cuter.
 Frank herbert: If that's made from paper it's rad in its self
 Trumpysucks: One does not acknowledged the meows of ones youth
 Alastair: Three Times faster than a normal house cat.
 5 Headed Snake God: Cat looks slightly Charred.
 willowsprite: Catron, defender of the Tunaverse.
 Nope: I am catlactus devourer of tunafishes
Image 93197   03-26-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Score:
283
 
 Bob Buttwhiskers: He became self conscious after seeing the size of the black panthers member
 FatTigerWoods: My spirit animal
 willowsprite: Well I would too if someone kept following me around with a camera.
 morakdais: because it needs a few good meals
 Nope: Woah, way to neg that tiger.
Image 93196   03-26-16   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
217
 
 Science: @willowsprite: Pretty sure it is already illegal. African warlords just don't care.
 Vanna: I don't care about guns at all, yet it's still somehow annoying that he's holding it by the magazine.
 vincenzo: @Wet farts you are making the assumtion that he knows to put the bipod forward. one you take it off you can put it back anywhere on the rifle
 Wet farts: @vinchenzo RPK has a bulged front trunnion and the bipod is mounted under the FSB not the gas block
 vincenzo: @Wet farts that, sir, is an RPK. its built on the AK frame, but it has a longer barrel, can take linked ammo, and can really fuck up your day. its probably russian surplus, they build enough to give everyone in the world 3 of them
 White Rice: @Wet farts it's in case anybody doesn't notice his red hat. These things, along with his YMCA shirt indicate he's in charge.
 Sadbot: I'm already staying at the YMCA, Kaz
 Wet farts: And why the linked ammo? Is it to look like a badass? Because you look like an idiot.
 Wet farts: I don't think I've ever seen a bipod on an AK.
 morakdais: @Mr. Shine it fun to shoot my A-K-4-7
 watwatwat: "It's FUN to STAY at THE-" *gunshot*
 willowsprite: Child soldiers. Another thing that should be illegal. Read Romeo Dallaire's books and prepare to weep
 Warrax: It's a sad, sad world when even the YMCA has resorted to child soldiers.
Image 93195   03-26-16   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
284
 
 Picklepuss: Bart and Milhouse spent $20 on this Super Squishee
 tib gubb: fuckin' hipsters and their ironic statements. get out of my awesome store.
 Frank herbert: Awesome if that bottle was half filled with vodka first !
 Air Biscuit: @Scoo m7st be setting up for a stake out.
 Musician: The middle is Cheetos flavored
 5 Headed Snake God: Baby Bottle Blech
 Heh: diebetes in a jug.
 Scoo: Can I get a growler of slurpee? It's for a cop...
Image 93194   03-26-16   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
420
 
 LKoroton: fashion!
 White Rice: @Starky15 anustart
 Starky15: Analrapist
 FistyAnn: There are DOZENS of us.
 ruiner: A living, breathing tampon.
 KyleisBobDole: David Cross would make a pretty good Gandhi.
 fanny: you know he's got some denim shorts on under that sheet
 WaffleIron: Sock and sandals? Just gave up on life, didn't ya?
Image 93193   03-26-16   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
465
 
 LogicKitty: that's kinda creepy
 LKoroton: scary, huh?
 LKoroton: @Fishy It's a south american bird called urutau or guajojo
 Poop van Pants: Looks like a Sleestak
 Frank herbert: @Air Biscuit chicken duh
 Air Biscuit: But what does it taste like?
 Dr. Bathroom: If a possum and an owl had sex.
 dobbiesdoogs: this is how we die
 willowsprite: A feathered version of Toothless?
 fanny: nooo... is that real?
 WaffleIron: @Fishy : Apparently it's a potoo bird, but which variety I cannot say.
 Fishy: What is this animal?
 WaffleIron: I hope it's tasty.
Image 93192   03-26-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
112
 
 Disclosure: @Turts Got it in yellow so it'll stand out in the surrounding terrain. You want to be seen when you're stranded 60 miles off a paved road. @werterland: I didn't even notice.
 werterland: @Turts Nissan seems to have adopted a mindset of "Either make our cars look like nothing at all, or ugly as hell!"
 werterland: @Robespierre Whether the vehicle is yours or not doesn't make my opinion that it's an ugly vehicle immaterial. Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
 Turts: @Robespierre I think the FJ Cruisers seem like a practical vehicle, so no hate here (except for the yellow). I myself drive an ugly vehicle though...Honda Fit sport
 Jonananathan: @Turts Most Nissan/Infiniti products are pretty damn ugly these days, almost as ugly as 70s cars. I think their design bureau is laughing at the people who actually purchase them
 PissReagan: nice ride @Robespierre
 Morn Bumbies: @werterland Immaterial. This is my FJ, up at Pine Nut Camp in the Sheep Mtns in Nevada, just north of Vegas - nothing to hate here; it's just an extremely capable 4x4 that seats 5 comfortably and will go anywhere its body will fit. Compared to the high-maintenance rust-bucket FJ40s I used to drive, the FJ Cruiser is a breath of off-roading fresh air. And of course the plate reads GOAT, in part - it climbs like one.
 Turts: @werterland I think Juke's look like a giant foot. Just one of the ugliest vehicles really.
 werterland: I used to hate that car so much. Then I saw a Nissan Juke.
 Frank herbert: Toyota goat x4
 dobbiesdoogs: totes ma yota
 Anus: I just image searched and it turns out this isn't really a goat, but a cleverly camouflaged gazelle.
 Warrax: It totes 'yer goats.
 WaffleIron: License plate says "Goat", so it has to be a rad image.
Image 93191   03-26-16   Uploaded by    hammy
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