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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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Score:
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 White Rice: @funny in the wall he always smelled like wet dog, even when dry.
 Pizza: Me, upon seeing this: nononononononononono
 a robot: I've watched this episode twice in my life and I never want to see it again.
 StuporFly: Pardon me, I have to go get something out of my eye. I'll be right back.
 funny in the wall: a tiny land mammal
 CrustyDusty: I must now retreat to my mancave and stew a bit. Fucking dolomite.
 Borkf: @Korrok Quite right you are.
 Lil Buddy: The best thing about this episode was either almost topless Leela or the line "PROFESSOR! LAVA! HHOOOTT!"
 Lil Buddy: @Borkf (Different episode. That was the one with the 7-leaf clover and the "Named for his uncle to carry on his spirit" thing.)
 Borkf: *Don't you / forget about me*
 Butcherboy: I didnt know i had feeling until i saw that episode
 White Rice: It took me a second to realize what this was. That last scene from that episode is just a nut-shot to the emotions.
 NoRagrets: Fuck this episode!
 tacticaljay: ::uncontrollable sobbing::
 ThatGuy: WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT!?!
 Lestrange: Ow my feels
Image 92885   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
479
 
 sumo: I'm looking for the mascot...
 LKoroton: the Gallstone of God, a famous landmark
 A duck: We are the Three Aaaaaaaaaamigos
 logono: this seems unnecessary
 fanny: which one is Chevy Chase?
 AstoriaBum: @jochenau Thanks. I knew it reminded me of something, but I just couldn't place it.
 jochenau: 1566: The Spaniards discover Ohio.
Image 92884   03-25-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
844
 
 LKoroton: Grandma Miley
 Headoftheclass: @jochenau Me too. I thought AG was above profiling...
 Grandmas Ghost: OH MAN IM PURPLE
 jochenau: @Wet farts Y'know, you'd think I would have thought to look at that before just now.
 Wet farts: Never mind I'm an idiot. Everyone is purple today.
 Wet farts: @jochenau yea I got the same message even though my XP is more than 20,000 away from purple. Probably some sort of glitch but I'm still happy to see the purple dot even if it is only for a few hours.
 jochenau: @Frank herbert I wasn't gonna vote but I'll give it a rad, I got you covered bro
 jochenau: @Wet farts I got a message saying my rank dropped to blue even though I'm nowhere near purple
 Frank herbert: No!! I accidently badded this!
 Wet farts: Comment unrelated but um holy shit I'm purple now
 ur mom: it was only a matter of time till we'd get 3D beautiful people
Image 92883   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Retromancer
Score:
449
 
 Frank herbert: Ride the lightning.
Image 92882   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Derpderp
Score:
477
 
 ThatGuy: Blue Merle
 Gargoyle: Draw me like one of your French Poodles.
 misterjoe: swiggity swooty
 werterland: Yes, pup. Yes, I am going to skritch your back. Just as soon as I figure out how to get my fingers through these dang intertubes.
 hnnngh: Carpet well, puppers.
Image 92881   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
244
 
 redmonkey3: AutoRad for Robert Williams!
 Annoying Vegan : Is your country a mass media conglomerate?
 killerjunglist: Thumsup if U crie evrytim
 TFChicken: I remember that scene!
 crudites: That's right, bitch. You're next.
Image 92880   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
654
 
 mrmrmr: no no no on the wall tho....
 celtic: would hit those
 Jotun: Friendship is magic!
 redrex: Unnnnnnderboob
 Austin: Hot cock!
 CuriouSir: butterface.jpg
 Anus: Buh-Goki for all!
 Popsicle Dream: where did this come from
 Headoftheclass: Hmmm...tastes like chicken
 White Rice: @Urn BooUrn @Nope I find it funny that the comment mentioning hotline got numerous +'s, yet the quote from it got nothing (well, 1 now). That game was trippy.
 Grandmas Ghost: would. would.
 SoyUnPerdedor: This Crossfit is porn
 Urn BooUrn: New Hotline Miami looks promising.
 Frank herbert: So does this mean I like cock?
 Mr. Butt: I am sexually attracted to whatever you kids call this.
 misterjoe: Sarah Jessica Parker is looking fine
 anonymous: A cock and a prick
 hnnngh: I'm so confused in my nethers right now.
 anonymous: pom looks a lot like porn
 Yam: Horse-cock!
 Nope: Do you like hurting other people?
 NoRagrets: Also those chicken thighs look delicious.
 thratchen: This porn is porn.
 willowsprite: Poor animals lost all their feathers and fur.
 NoRagrets: Crap.....looks like brony bait but at the same time.....I don't know anymore!
Image 92879   03-25-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Image 92878 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by homeless. Your image was bad, homeless.
Score:
817
 
 Austin: Jk this chick is white
 Beef Supreme: Cops that can't give chase tend to open fire. Better be ready to run really fast.
 Lestrange: I saw a psylocibin mushroom!
 Scoo: Pineapple. Rad.
Image 92877   03-25-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
371
 
 zoe: Akademie1926 so white
 misterjoe: I wonder where that fish did go, a fish, a fish, a fishy-oh
 Gargoyle: Walk like an Egyptian
 Amy Housewine: When someone's prehensile foot starts wrapping around your head, the only defence is to crouch and waddle sideways like a crab.
 Bacon Train: Never post here again
 WTF: That guy's packin' a 2nd leg!
 thratchen: All the cops in the donut shops say way-oh-way-oh-way
 Nope: haha we've all been there!
 Niels Bohr: Boot to the head!
Image 92876   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Joseph
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