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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead



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Score:
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 White Rice: @funny in the wall he always smelled like wet dog, even when dry.
 Pizza: Me, upon seeing this: nononononononononono
 a robot: I've watched this episode twice in my life and I never want to see it again.
 StuporFly: Pardon me, I have to go get something out of my eye. I'll be right back.
 funny in the wall: a tiny land mammal
 CrustyDusty: I must now retreat to my mancave and stew a bit. Fucking dolomite.
 Borkf: @Korrok Quite right you are.
 Lil Buddy: The best thing about this episode was either almost topless Leela or the line "PROFESSOR! LAVA! HHOOOTT!"
 Lil Buddy: @Borkf (Different episode. That was the one with the 7-leaf clover and the "Named for his uncle to carry on his spirit" thing.)
 Borkf: *Don't you / forget about me*
 Butcherboy: I didnt know i had feeling until i saw that episode
 White Rice: It took me a second to realize what this was. That last scene from that episode is just a nut-shot to the emotions.
 NoRagrets: Fuck this episode!
 tacticaljay: ::uncontrollable sobbing::
 ThatGuy: WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT!?!
 Lestrange: Ow my feels
Image 92885   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
479
 
 sumo: I'm looking for the mascot...
 LKoroton: the Gallstone of God, a famous landmark
 A duck: We are the Three Aaaaaaaaaamigos
 logono: this seems unnecessary
 fanny: which one is Chevy Chase?
 AstoriaBum: @jochenau Thanks. I knew it reminded me of something, but I just couldn't place it.
 jochenau: 1566: The Spaniards discover Ohio.
Image 92884   03-25-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
844
 
 LKoroton: Grandma Miley
 Headoftheclass: @jochenau Me too. I thought AG was above profiling...
 Grandmas Ghost: OH MAN IM PURPLE
 jochenau: @Wet farts Y'know, you'd think I would have thought to look at that before just now.
 Wet farts: Never mind I'm an idiot. Everyone is purple today.
 Wet farts: @jochenau yea I got the same message even though my XP is more than 20,000 away from purple. Probably some sort of glitch but I'm still happy to see the purple dot even if it is only for a few hours.
 jochenau: @Frank herbert I wasn't gonna vote but I'll give it a rad, I got you covered bro
 jochenau: @Wet farts I got a message saying my rank dropped to blue even though I'm nowhere near purple
 Frank herbert: No!! I accidently badded this!
 Wet farts: Comment unrelated but um holy shit I'm purple now
 ur mom: it was only a matter of time till we'd get 3D beautiful people
Image 92883   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Retromancer
Score:
449
 
 Frank herbert: Ride the lightning.
Image 92882   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Derpderp
Score:
477
 
 ThatGuy: Blue Merle
 Gargoyle: Draw me like one of your French Poodles.
 misterjoe: swiggity swooty
 werterland: Yes, pup. Yes, I am going to skritch your back. Just as soon as I figure out how to get my fingers through these dang intertubes.
 hnnngh: Carpet well, puppers.
Image 92881   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
244
 
 redmonkey3: AutoRad for Robert Williams!
 Annoying Vegan : Is your country a mass media conglomerate?
 killerjunglist: Thumsup if U crie evrytim
 TFChicken: I remember that scene!
 crudites: That's right, bitch. You're next.
Image 92880   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
654
 
 mrmrmr: no no no on the wall tho....
 celtic: would hit those
 Jotun: Friendship is magic!
 redrex: Unnnnnnderboob
 Austin: Hot cock!
 CuriouSir: butterface.jpg
 Anus: Buh-Goki for all!
 Popsicle Dream: where did this come from
 Headoftheclass: Hmmm...tastes like chicken
 White Rice: @Urn BooUrn @Nope I find it funny that the comment mentioning hotline got numerous +'s, yet the quote from it got nothing (well, 1 now). That game was trippy.
 Grandmas Ghost: would. would.
 SoyUnPerdedor: This Crossfit is porn
 Urn BooUrn: New Hotline Miami looks promising.
 Frank herbert: So does this mean I like cock?
 Mr. Butt: I am sexually attracted to whatever you kids call this.
 misterjoe: Sarah Jessica Parker is looking fine
 anonymous: A cock and a prick
 hnnngh: I'm so confused in my nethers right now.
 anonymous: pom looks a lot like porn
 Yam: Horse-cock!
 Nope: Do you like hurting other people?
 NoRagrets: Also those chicken thighs look delicious.
 thratchen: This porn is porn.
 willowsprite: Poor animals lost all their feathers and fur.
 NoRagrets: Crap.....looks like brony bait but at the same time.....I don't know anymore!
Image 92879   03-25-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Image 92878 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by homeless. We'll pray for you, homeless.
Score:
817
 
 Austin: Jk this chick is white
 Beef Supreme: Cops that can't give chase tend to open fire. Better be ready to run really fast.
 Lestrange: I saw a psylocibin mushroom!
 Scoo: Pineapple. Rad.
Image 92877   03-25-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
371
 
 zoe: Akademie1926 so white
 misterjoe: I wonder where that fish did go, a fish, a fish, a fishy-oh
 Gargoyle: Walk like an Egyptian
 Amy Housewine: When someone's prehensile foot starts wrapping around your head, the only defence is to crouch and waddle sideways like a crab.
 Bacon Train: Never post here again
 WTF: That guy's packin' a 2nd leg!
 thratchen: All the cops in the donut shops say way-oh-way-oh-way
 Nope: haha we've all been there!
 Niels Bohr: Boot to the head!
Image 92876   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Joseph
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