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238131  itskando: Son of Billy-Mays here, and I'm going to sell YOU a Sham-BOW-WOW!

238131  itskando: I have no idea what I'm doing.

238129  itskando: The Darjeeling Limited and Isle of Dogs mash-up coming along.

238129  Mr. Whiskers: Im from Maryland, btw, I just remember singing "the despot's heel is on thy shore" as a kid without realizing the "despot" was the US government

238129  Mr. Whiskers: I was about to start writing the Maryland state anthem before I remembered it's a confederate battle hymn

238120  Ulillillia: Ha ha cute, so no point wasting my time coming here

238129  Teechur: A posse of lads in plaid!

238124  Mr. Whiskers: Since the signature says its "Imanas Hoal", Im going with fake

238114  Not A Bot: Oh snap, now I need one of these.

238132  Mexico: I'll do it, but because I want to be the end boss of the cemetery I'm buried in.

238133  glenalec: Nope, they generally just bump the crappy bits forward to compensate.

238136  glenalec: The guys on production line 18 have been doing that for years!

237992  Snow Plow: @Robespierre Looool

238125  itskando
238125  itskando: In the third panel, he's balls and naked. The dog remains the same

238112  wolfpk: Yahoo is the only one of those that is still seriously active. (I don't count AOL as seriously active)

238123  Ulillillia: @WTF "Grab them by the..."

238115  wolfpk: What Chewy should have done.

238123  WTF: Either those are tiny hands or that's a huge...

238124  charlemagne: is normandale a college for opticians

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238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

237928 funny in the wall: gelato is the only food in italy worth eating, i'd eat that tower

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

237968 fanny: @Annoying Vegan i just scrolled the link you sent, absolutely stunning cakes! The Breaking Bad ones are incredible!!

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

237950 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

238038 glenalec: vv Ewwww. That didn't come out right at all :-(

238029 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.

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11. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
12. caesar: 2012 points
13. Yurishiro: 1934 points
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 White Rice: @funny in the wall he always smelled like wet dog, even when dry.
 Pizza: Me, upon seeing this: nononononononononono
 a robot: I've watched this episode twice in my life and I never want to see it again.
 StuporFly: Pardon me, I have to go get something out of my eye. I'll be right back.
 funny in the wall: a tiny land mammal
 CrustyDusty: I must now retreat to my mancave and stew a bit. Fucking dolomite.
 Borkf: @Korrok Quite right you are.
 Korrok: The best thing about this episode was either almost topless Leela or the line "PROFESSOR! LAVA! HHOOOTT!"
 Korrok: @Borkf (Different episode. That was the one with the 7-leaf clover and the "Named for his uncle to carry on his spirit" thing.)
 Borkf: *Don't you / forget about me*
 Butcherboy: I didnt know i had feeling until i saw that episode
 White Rice: It took me a second to realize what this was. That last scene from that episode is just a nut-shot to the emotions.
 NoRagrets: Fuck this episode!
 tacticaljay: ::uncontrollable sobbing::
 Lestrange: Ow my feels
Image 92885   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 sumo: I'm looking for the mascot...
 LKoroton: the Gallstone of God, a famous landmark
 A duck: We are the Three Aaaaaaaaaamigos
 logono: this seems unnecessary
 fanny: which one is Chevy Chase?
 AstoriaBum: @jochenau Thanks. I knew it reminded me of something, but I just couldn't place it.
 jochenau: 1566: The Spaniards discover Ohio.
Image 92884   03-25-16   Uploaded by    eider
 LKoroton: Grandma Miley
 Headoftheclass: @jochenau Me too. I thought AG was above profiling...
 Grandmas Ghost: OH MAN IM PURPLE
 jochenau: @Wet farts Y'know, you'd think I would have thought to look at that before just now.
 Wet farts: Never mind I'm an idiot. Everyone is purple today.
 Wet farts: @jochenau yea I got the same message even though my XP is more than 20,000 away from purple. Probably some sort of glitch but I'm still happy to see the purple dot even if it is only for a few hours.
 jochenau: @Frank herbert I wasn't gonna vote but I'll give it a rad, I got you covered bro
 jochenau: @Wet farts I got a message saying my rank dropped to blue even though I'm nowhere near purple
 Frank herbert: No!! I accidently badded this!
 Wet farts: Comment unrelated but um holy shit I'm purple now
 ur mom: it was only a matter of time till we'd get 3D beautiful people
Image 92883   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Retromancer
 Frank herbert: Ride the lightning.
Image 92882   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Derpderp
 ThatGuy: Blue Merle
 Gargoyle: Draw me like one of your French Poodles.
 misterjoe: swiggity swooty
 werterland: Yes, pup. Yes, I am going to skritch your back. Just as soon as I figure out how to get my fingers through these dang intertubes.
 hnnngh: Carpet well, puppers.
Image 92881   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
 redmonkey3: AutoRad for Robert Williams!
 Annoying Vegan : Is your country a mass media conglomerate?
 TFChicken: I remember that scene!
 crudites: That's right, bitch. You're next.
Image 92880   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 mrmrmr: no no no on the wall tho....
 celtic: would hit those
 Jotun: Friendship is magic!
 redrex: Unnnnnnderboob
 Austin: Hot cock!
 CuriouSir: butterface.jpg
 Anus: Buh-Goki for all!
 Popsicle Dream: where did this come from
 Headoftheclass: Hmmm...tastes like chicken
 White Rice: @Urn BooUrn @Nope I find it funny that the comment mentioning hotline got numerous +'s, yet the quote from it got nothing (well, 1 now). That game was trippy.
 Grandmas Ghost: would. would.
 SoyUnPerdedor: This Crossfit is porn
 Urn BooUrn: New Hotline Miami looks promising.
 Frank herbert: So does this mean I like cock?
 Mr. Butt: I am sexually attracted to whatever you kids call this.
 misterjoe: Sarah Jessica Parker is looking fine
 anonymous: A cock and a prick
 hnnngh: I'm so confused in my nethers right now.
 anonymous: pom looks a lot like porn
 Yam: Horse-cock!
 Nope: Do you like hurting other people?
 NoRagrets: Also those chicken thighs look delicious.
 thratchen: This porn is porn.
 willowsprite: Poor animals lost all their feathers and fur.
 NoRagrets: Crap.....looks like brony bait but at the same time.....I don't know anymore!
Image 92879   03-25-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Image 92878 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by homeless. Boo, homeless.
 Austin: Jk this chick is white
 Beef Supreme: Cops that can't give chase tend to open fire. Better be ready to run really fast.
 Lestrange: I saw a psylocibin mushroom!
 Scoo: Pineapple. Rad.
Image 92877   03-25-16   Uploaded by    eider
 zoe: Akademie1926 so white
 misterjoe: I wonder where that fish did go, a fish, a fish, a fishy-oh
 Gargoyle: Walk like an Egyptian
 Amy Housewine: When someone's prehensile foot starts wrapping around your head, the only defence is to crouch and waddle sideways like a crab.
 Bacon Train: Never post here again
 WTF: That guy's packin' a 2nd leg!
 thratchen: All the cops in the donut shops say way-oh-way-oh-way
 Nope: haha we've all been there!
 Niels Bohr: Boot to the head!
Image 92876   03-25-16   Uploaded by    Joseph
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