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273640  smusher: Homosassa what?

273648  Borp Mento: Today you are the good boy - Kona

273580  fenixdown: You're not being downsized, you're being ORGASMSIZED!

273628  Not A Bot: Screw you giant octopus. Eat my giant kitty dick.

273623  a robot: The image quality and whack offping here are just *chef's kiss*

273587  addend: "Ain't nothin' funny, but you better laugh, mo-fo!"

273605  Science: @addend: Sorry, we aren't speaking Latin anymore. You may take your Yoda-speak and go.

273594  addend: (Washes hands thoroughly.)

273607  Brain: Good pastries, 89c.

273629  Dr Awkward: This is a chill-ass cat.

273630  Dr Awkward: @Christina My wife and I call it "Cat Stuff." Either cats can see ghosts, or they're the biggest tweakers in the animal kingdom.

273596  addend: Mmm, penne.

273625  Science: Don't lock your knees, Brenda!

273631  Dr Awkward: @Teh Simpson What show is it?

273603  addend: "Hooman, you have whiskers in your nostrils."

273604  addend: # My spear and magic helmet #

273624  Urn BooUrn: I hope those star-crossed kids make it.

273605  addend: *for whom you are looking.

273624  Christina: Best pals forever.

273608  addend: Back to #273632.

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273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

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 duckfarts: @Ulillillia look, these comments aren't gonna shit themselves up
 big h: more cowbell
 dobbiesdoogs: there needs to be a "+ all the comments" button
 Wolfechu: Sold and compressed, but moist. That's going on my business card
 Xeno: Dalek livestock
 elmosco: duckfarts contributing a lot of solid, compressed, moist meat - spam
 a sedated moose: @duckfarts I love you.
 duckfarts: solid and compressed, but moist also describes my poops
 duckfarts: the meat that gives you moore
 duckfarts: why they wearing cheese graters
 duckfarts: i got some coming meat right here, but it uses the old tried and true process
 duckfarts: how to prevent hoof in mouth disease
 duckfarts: i see they're all back from the vet
 duckfarts: if cows wore a dress, would it look like this?
 duckfarts: it *says* they have the choicest canned meats in the market, but this just looks like a bunch of bull to me
 duckfarts: they're wearing those boxes to hide their shame from being corned
 duckfarts: @Knice what, you got some beef with this upload?
 Knice: Wow, there's too much to say here.
 thratchen: @Niels Bohr Who do you think's IN THE BURGERS
 Niels Bohr: username upload combo
 ModelTRex: I'm cumming!
 thratchen: eat mor chikin
Image 92698   03-24-16   Uploaded by    BlarfyB
 Nooice: Always so jealous that Joe Miller found the marble in the oatmeal... I want to drink from the fire hose!
 ssignature: We don't need no stinking badgers
 Beef Supreme: The DVD is $13.86 on Amazon.
 Pegged Lamb: Mashed potatoes can be your friends
 White Rice: @Flarmie why not buy it so you could watch it twice a week as an adult?
 Flarmie: I watched this movie at least twice a week for a year as a child. I only wish I had watched it more.
 Cami: They made way too many potatoes for two people.
 AdamBomb286: This picture is important. This means something.
 DrinkMixMan: The "after" picture #92592
 Anus: The turtle is nature's suction cup
 Knice: @Matt Face Just eat it.
 Matt Face: Eat it.
 BoiledEggs: Dare to be stupid
Image 92697   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Bob: My kind of gal.
 redmonkey3: @CrustyDusty - i'm plotting Planetary Thermonuclear Scourge here in Helltown...
 CrustyDusty: Pictures like this make me seriously wonder what the fuck I'm doing with my life in the redneck boondocks :/
 Turts: Where's the shark?
 duckfarts: that's a skinny ass cat
 Jack Daniels: Those people are beautiful
 rachel: This should not exist
Image 92696   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Retromancer
 San DoDo: Thanks
 Fullhouse: I know.
Image 92695   03-24-16   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
 ssignature: Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love
 redmonkey3: @Cami - "now that you're knocked up you gotta stop drinking" for the Win! imho
 Cami: @big h The TV had 13 channels but CBC North(Yukon and NWT feed) was the only signal in the valley. Thank God my parents opted for cable. I remember the youth PSA's on the arctic feed were a little different: Southern PSA's would say things like stay in school or don't get knocked up but the Arctic versions were more like now that you're knocked up you gotta stop drinking.
 CrustyDusty: @Cami: Careful, 'Roy' is my trigger.
 CrustyDusty: @big h Used to love turning off the TV and watch teh picture collapse to a white star with a faint halo around it, slowly fading away to nothingness.
 big h: TV in back Deluxe 13 channels and high fidelity sound. Takes a minute to come on because the vacuum tubes had to warm up.
 Cami: Roy and Trigger?
 thratchen: Shocking twist: Ted Cruz was not the Zodiac Killer. He was a horse all along.
 LKoroton: That's how you remember Toy Story on Alzheimer
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 redpeepee: @hnnngh @NoRagretz Cleanup on Image 92693!
 Super star fails100: Aww puppy,!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 LogicKitty: That dog has some of the prettiest eyes I've ever seen on an animal
 big h: bred to kill badgers. underground.
 Warezlock: Hush puppeh.
 NoRagrets: @hnnngh when your head exploded, did it make a "hnnngh" sound?
 LKoroton: KILL
 hnnngh: I just died because my head exploded from the cute.
Image 92693   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
 Super star fails100: Hay that's mythbusters I love that show
 big h: it's like a court-mandated 1 minute head start
 Wolfechu: And I should know
 duckfarts: @Yam no
 Yam: This isn't funny, but I'll rad because mythbusters
Image 92692   03-24-16   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
 Super star fails100: Dj cat in the house!!!!
 willowsprite: Help me.
 Blimpet: Got DJ Kitten on the ones and twos.
 Manu Shinobili: @ Urn BooUrn Now currently in a twitter beef with deadmau5
 Dick Inspector: Record scratching.
 Knice: @Wet farts Thank you for that. :-)
 Urn BooUrn: DJ Muffin got some beats for ya!
 Wet farts: meow mix
Image 92691   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Image 92690 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by dobbiesdoogs. Your image was bad, dobbiesdoogs.
Image 92689 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by gggina. We'll pray for you, gggina.
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