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228274  dangerkeith3000: David Duchovny is the one on the left.

228275  dangerkeith3000: Why is everything capitalized except 'shit'? Be consistent!

228276  dangerkeith3000: The Eggos sell it.

228226  Yurishiro: come back here right eye

228238  Yurishiro: Yup, that's your average Italian guys.

228239  Yurishiro: We probably aren't even alive now.

228243  Yurishiro: Ta-da-buuurp!

228244  Yurishiro: Fucking hell?!

228276  jochenau: That's a pretty good Eleven costume imo.

228246  Yurishiro: Then tell me WTF are you saying dude and stop wasting my time.

228247  Yurishiro: KFShinji

228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

228263  Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around

228272  Yurishiro: As per usual, critics only focus on the bad parts.

228273  Yurishiro: this is life

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228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228218 glenalec: Bunion shrouds.

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228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

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228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

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 big h: those feet. in bed....
 StuporFly: such orange. many spray. so leather.
 duckfarts: she look like a spanish ham
 LKoroton: weird but inspiring
 Zukero: Don't worry, she's harmless....
 someguynameded: Do you even....uh, never mind.
 forkbear: Lost her arms while trying to lift too much.
 Tiramisu: @becca Just finished reading an article about her. Beyond awesome.
 tib gubb: creep city
 KL1NGON: She skipped arm day.
 Mr. Shine: I'm unsure whether to cry or vomit.
 harpooneer: "lost both her arms aged two from an electric shock"
 harpooneer: Wasn't hard to find her, Barbie Thomas
 WTF: "Everyone give a big hand for number 3..."
 becca: This lady is awesome.
 Mr. Butt: What?
 Anus: Body building, piece by piece
 SomeCanadian: Good form, but low marks on arm and shoulder tone.
 Robespierre: Every day is leg day for her
 Bungle: Good for her
 Warrax: Are they behind her back or... nope, missing. Must be hard to work on upper body.
Image 92602   03-24-16   Uploaded by    psyops
 redmonkey3: @Teechur - i think so: tossed a whole new level of weird into the fire for me...
 StuporFly: Damn furries.
 Aspirin: Oh my fuck. That person likes that deer in odd ways!
 wampastompa: congrats Louie and kids
 CuriouSir: deer me!
 Teechur: Is that a self portrait on the wall?
 fumbduck: A female deer
 Bungle: That doe tho
 San DoDo: Oh deer..
 SomeCanadian: I get a paraphilia vibe from this pic...
Image 92601   03-24-16   Uploaded by    VoR
 PooFlinger: I know a guy who has two daughters born the same day in the same year to two different woman.... yup, twin half-sisters.
 Cami: @KL1NGON Ever listen to Groucho Marx's Father's song day: ...according to our mother you're our father....
 KL1NGON: Well, your mom at least, and whoever.
 killerjunglist: Less likely than you think.
 Teechur: It says "both" which implies that there is only one set of parents. I HOPE they had sex on the same day, otherwise there were others involved....
 someguynameded: Who thinks this is funny?
 SomeCanadian: Were they twins are something? Cause thats the only way you can make that kind of assumption. Gestation times for viable human fetuses vary pretty widely, especially with modern medical support.
Image 92600   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
 Amy Housewine: Altogether now: "No photoshop, just quality weed my friend..."
 hajjpodge: "We found pictures of your grandmother"
Image 92599   03-24-16   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Image 92598 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Ment Thorp. We'll pray for you, Ment Thorp.
 catheter: Directions unclear, block stuck in butt
 duckfarts: ohhhhhh so my crazy neighbor was just exercising all night long?
 Urn BooUrn: Another quality Cracker Barrel product.
 Knice: They have these next to the Round Tuits.
 KyleisBobDole: Sold for $4.99 at Jeb and Sheila's Crocodile Corral
 Scoo: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: hillarious!!!
Image 92597   03-24-16   Uploaded by    omgpro
 Hungy Dingus: this makes me want to shit
 Teechur: D-d-d-d-d-Dora....
 becca: one strap? is this the 90s?
 SomeCanadian: This hurts my brains. ...ouch.
 Scoo: I don't even know what's real and what's not anymore
Image 92596   03-24-16   Uploaded by    genius
 redmonkey3: Cups too big for body sizes - 6oz max for folks their size.
 WTF: "I have my children prepare their urine samples for the doctor ahead of time."
 becca: blyat... cyka...
 Joe Bird: I really hope that's apple juice.
 Bungle: Butterbeer is a wonderful thing
 vincenzo: the sequel to how to train your dragon, "how to train to be slavic" didnt do so well
Image 92595   03-24-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 PooFlinger: Get some!
 redmonkey3: @SomeCanadian - broken even. Schultz did convey Snoop's troubles in the panels where he is back in the conflict (flashbacks) & thinking on it, in his conduct & interactions. Gotta reread those strips now... to see with new eyes perhaps.
 redmonkey3: @Donut - Fuck Yeah! - Weapon Brown... all the way!
 Borkf: @HermwoodLitmajor Woof!
 KL1NGON: He's strafing ground troops, what a dick.
 Darkasnoon: Can we take a moment to honor our world war one veterans, but mostly just snoopy the dog.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Lord Flasheart does it again
 SomeCanadian: PTSD Snoopy having some intense Red Baron flashbacks. Actually, this is a good time to talk about this- can we take a moment to recognize Snoopy was in WORLD WAR FUCKING 1?!? He must be psychologically shattered.
 Donut: My Dog. Not For Sale.
 SoyUnPerdedor: From "War is Hell! Charlie Brown"
Image 92594   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 tib gubb: GARFELD!
 Picklepuss: @carpwoman no wonder I hate Fritos
 Teechur: Are those the free toes?
 becca: it soooo is @Mr. Butt
 carpwoman: Bacterial infection is what casues that.
 Alastair: Fritos are for pies, not whatever this is.
 Mr. Butt: It's true!
Image 92593   03-24-16   Uploaded by    Bungle
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